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catlover79
07-08-2007, 11:10 PM
The Dumb & the Delusional (starring Herb)

How to Fail at Management Without Really Trying (starring the Big Guy)

That's My Mama...HIDE ME!! (starring the Big Guy)

Blond Bombshell (starring Jennifer)

Cowboy Blues (starring Andy)

Friendly Farm Feedback (starring Les)

Brown Sugar (starring Venus Flytrap)

Burnout Blues (starring Dr. Johnny Fever)

Shy Sweetheart (starring Bailey)

We Want Jennifer's Salary!!

Boss in Name Only (starring the Big Guy)

What Have I Gotten Myself Into!? (starring Andy)

Blue Jean Baby (starring Andy)

Story of a Man & His Stetson (starring Andy)

Hot & Bothered (starring Herb & Jennifer)

Queen of Quiet (starring Bailey)

BOOGER!! (starring Dr. Fever, with a special guest, Nathan Bookman)

AB
07-09-2007, 05:11 PM
Gobbling Good In Cincinnati

Less of Les

catlover79
07-09-2007, 05:53 PM
Ask About Our Flying Turkeys

At the End of the Dial

Raggedy Andy

The Venus Gong Show

The Blond & the Brainy (starring Jennifer)

Mommie Dearest (starring Mama Carlson)

Les Nessman, Less Facts

Carlson's Angels

Anything for a Bucky

Ireneparalegal
07-09-2007, 08:16 PM
Boom Boom Jennifer

Topsy Turvy Jennifer

My Eyes Are Up Here (says Jennifer)

The Carpets Don't Match the Drapes (Jennifer) :lol:

AB
07-09-2007, 08:39 PM
Catch Some Rays With Our DJ's

Whats Happening With Herb

Thats My Mama Carlson

Mikado
07-09-2007, 08:41 PM
Tuning out
Who steps on the Boss?
Give me a Baileys
If pigs could fly ( then that turkey incident might not make us look so bad )
Momma Carlson's Family

catlover79
07-09-2007, 11:55 PM
The Les You Hear, The Less Information You Get

Bailey Baby

Saturday Night Johnny Fever

Hiding From Herb

Already Gone
07-18-2007, 10:43 AM
How Plaid is My Outfit (Herb)

Beware Of The Phone Cops (Johnny)

Professor Flytrap (Venus)

Blondes Prefer Older Gentleman (Jennifer)

Clueless in Cincinnati (The Big Guy)

AB
07-18-2007, 05:37 PM
A Fish Called Herb

Scum In Cincinnati

catlover79
07-18-2007, 05:58 PM
Dead Air

Bucky's Union Blues

W-K-R-P Spells W-O-E

catlover79
07-21-2007, 01:31 AM
From the Big Guy to the Maytag Man (starring Gordon Jump)

Terrified Turkeys

Les & the Lech (starring Les & Herb)

The Nude, Non-Intoxicated Senator Explains It All

Bailey Blossoms

Already Gone
07-23-2007, 08:13 AM
Silver Sows and Copper Cobs (Les)

My Old Men (Laurie, Johnny and Justin)

Class is In Session....In The Storage Room (Venus)

Bart Furley Married My First Wife (Johnny)

John Carovella
07-31-2007, 08:54 AM
High on the Hog (Les Nesman)

Johnny Fever's Medecine Chest

Speak Only When You Are Spoken To (Bailey)

Half Assed Management 101 (Arthur Carleson)

A Million Uses for Old Seat Covers (Herb Tarlek)

catlover79
08-26-2007, 02:09 AM
Pimp My Wardrobe (starring Venus Flytrap)

My Ex Married Barbra Streisand!! (starring Bailey)

Bailey Quarterly

How To Dodge Lecherous, Badly Dressed, and Clueless Men Without Really Trying (hosted by Jennifer Marlowe)

The Mama Has Two Faces (starring Mrs. Carlson)

catlover79
04-09-2008, 03:57 PM
Mama Dearest

Toy Planes, Trains & Automobiles (the Big Guy's Office)

No Sale (Herb)

catlover79
04-10-2008, 04:12 PM
Something Fishy Going On (Herb)

The Bucky Stops Here

Bob Boogie Oogie Oogie

Lester
06-24-2008, 06:23 AM
Bucky Dornster in the 25th Century?:crazy:

catlover79
06-30-2008, 01:55 PM
Bucky Dornster in the 25th Century?:crazy:
Hey, that sounds like it would be an awesome show. :rofl:

Lester
07-02-2008, 06:16 AM
Hey, that sounds like it would be an awesome show. :rofl:

"Sure, Princess Ardala. Go ahead and destroy the Earth, but you do and you'll have Engineering 601 to deal with!";)

"Wilma, I've got a stereo in my van that'll blow your starfighter into the river":lol:

catlover79
07-02-2008, 11:35 AM
"Sure, Princess Ardala. Go ahead and destroy the Earth, but you do and you'll have Engineering 601 to deal with!";)

"Wilma, I've got a stereo in my van that'll blow your starfighter into the river":lol:
BRILLIANT. :clap :rofl:

Lester
07-03-2008, 05:56 AM
Glad you like it. I was a bit worried I got the line about Bucky's union wrong, but you got the gist of it. Looks as if I'll have to watch the episode again - purely for research purposes, you understand.;)

OH Nuts!
07-03-2008, 07:33 AM
Herb's Extravaganza With Plaid

Jennifer's Online Warning to Bookies Everywhere: "It's A Bust!" LOL

Jennifer and The Dolly Parton Look Alike

Mrs. Carlson's Cracked Whip

Johnny Fever's Mensa Coup Keeps WKRP "Rocking"

"Sue E's" Mad Crush on Les

The Flytrap Proclamation: I Need To Chill - Away From The Draft!

Dumb and Dumberer: Les and Herb

Herb's Tasteful 3 Foot Flourescent Yellow Lapel Button

Herb & Harris Fashion Unlimited: Home Offices - Cincinnati and New York City! (note: Also rejected from Barney Miller!)

Hog Wild Over Les

Les Ness Mess Causes Much Distress

Hirsch and The Dr. Johnny Fever Fanclub

Herb Curbs Blurbs When Mama Carlson Disturbed!

Wonderful Kayo (of) Ratings Plummet: Johnny Fever Keeps Station "Rocking"!

Mama Carlson Submissive? When Pigs Fly (And Turkeys Too!)

catlover79
07-03-2008, 11:40 AM
^ :clap :brent BEAUTIFUL.

Lester
07-10-2008, 05:50 AM
Les Miserables

Mr Nessman's not having a very good day.

catlover79
07-10-2008, 11:38 AM
Les Miserables

Mr Nessman's not having a very good day.
That would be just about every day. :rofl:

Lester
07-18-2008, 06:43 AM
The TARDIS lands in Herb's house. :ufo: (This was the nearest smilie I could think of that was appropriate) Getting out is the Sixth Doctor Who, who is still confused having just regenerated from Peter Davison into Colin Baker. As such, he is still wearing the Peter Davison Doctor's clothes. He sees Herb in one of his regular jackets and in his confused state decides that he, too, shall wear something in a similar vein. Unfortunately the TARDIS doors jam shut and until he can get them fixed the Doctor will have to live with Herb and his family.

Don't miss

Doctor Who and the Tarleks!:crazy:

catlover79
07-18-2008, 02:06 PM
^ Hey, I'd watch it!! :rofl:

Lester
07-19-2008, 06:56 AM
Be careful what you watch, or other spin-offs featuring the Doctor and Herb's family might appear:

Tarleks Invasion of Earth 2150 ADomg: Too horrible to contemplate!:eek:

The Tarleks Masterplan Another Herb making money quick scam goes awry:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Day of the TarleksHerb appears on another reality show, not having learnt from his last experience:rolleyes:

Planet of The Tarleks:eek: Herb falls asleep in a photocopier:crazy:

Genesis of The Tarleks:crazy: Herb traces his ancestry :shocked

Destiny of the TarleksAfter another "To Err is Human"-type foul-up, Carlson tells Herb of his future - "Don't read any long books!":boxing: :smash:

Tarleks in Manhattan Herb's annual vacation, which the staff at WKRP absolutely insisted on!:goaway:

I think that's enough Doctor Who references, don't you?

Don't want to be:horse:

Lester
07-19-2008, 07:00 AM
One more, then that's it:

Death To The Tarleks

All of the Doctor's enemies find out that it was Herb who influenced the Sixth Doctor to wear such a ridiculous coat, and decide to capture Herb and kill him on account of whenever they faced the Sixth Doctor they got splitting headaches and migraines from looking at his coat!:crazy: :lol:

Marvo301
04-29-2009, 10:46 PM
Forever in Blue Jeans (Andy)

Hanging Out With Les (Nesman on a ledge)

It's Always the Quiet Ones (Bailey)

The Polyester Prince (Herb)

The Adventures of a Buckeye News Hawk! (Les)

Fishing for a Clue (Mr. Carlson)

How I Turned the DJ Booth into My Own Private Love Shack (Venus)

Union Dues and Don'ts by Bucky Dormster

As God is my Witness...I thought I Could Run a Radio Station (Mr. Carlson)

catlover79
04-29-2009, 10:50 PM
^ :rofl: :brent :clap

catlover79
09-19-2009, 04:26 PM
White Suede Shoes (Herb)

Snake Oil Salesman (Herb)

Revenge of the Nerd (Les Nessman gets revenge on the athlete who "outed" him)

catlover79
10-17-2009, 08:48 PM
Quarters and Buckys

Silver Sows & Golden Needles (Les)

The World According to Hirsch

Marvo301
11-18-2009, 12:14 AM
Helpful Health Tips With Dr. Johnny Fever

Venus Flytrap is NOT a Houseplant!

Making Change With Bailey Quarters

How To Work Less and Get Paid More! (starring Jennifer Marlowe)

How To Write a Catchy Funeral Home Jingle!

It's a Plaid, Plaid, Plaid, Plaid World! (starring Herb Tarlek)

I Am Stuck on Band-Aid, Cause Band-Aid's Stuck on Me! (starring Les Nessman)

catlover79
11-18-2009, 12:21 AM
I think this is one of Dr. Fever's helpful, healthy tips:

Marvo301
11-18-2009, 12:27 AM
I think this is one of Dr. Fever's helpful, healthy tips:
:brent If Dr. Johnny Fever was your doctor I'm sure you'd have no problem getting into one of those maijuana cafes!

catlover79
11-18-2009, 01:06 AM
:brent If Dr. Johnny Fever was your doctor I'm sure you'd have no problem getting into one of those maijuana cafes!
:lol:

catlover79
02-23-2010, 09:52 PM
Don't Pay the Ferryman!!

:lol:

OH Nuts!
01-10-2019, 05:44 PM
Less Les Is No Distress

You Give Me Fever (starring special guest star Peggy Lee)

When Pigs Fly And H*ll Freezes Over - So Will Turkeys

Mother Carlson Is A Real MOTHER

Jennifer Marlowe: Queen Of The Gatekeepers