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catlover79
07-08-2007, 07:52 PM
Psychologist, Heal Thyself

House of Henpecked Husbands (starring Mr. Peterson)

A Christmas Carol

Carlin's Angels

The Sneaky Secretary

Jerry the Love Machine

Jerry (Be Tender With My Teeth)

Isn't It Nice? (starring Mrs. Bakerman)

My Two Gianellis

We Got Trouble

Emily is Enough

Bordens & Wardens

Whatever Happened to Baby Ellen?

Barge Right In

My Fridge Belongs to Howard

Hartley's Wackos

Group Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

The Lovely Larry

Who Needs Children When You've Got Howard?

Swiss Jerry Robinson

Pass the Moo Goo Goo!!

How NOT to Cook a Turkey

There's No Victory in Vickers

The Peeper Strikes Again

Carlin's Blues Clues

AB
07-08-2007, 09:22 PM
Groups With Gripes

If This Couch Could Talk

catlover79
07-08-2007, 10:34 PM
Make Your OWN :censored: Coffee, Jerry!! (starring Carol)

Getting the (Elevator) Shaft (starring Bob)

We're All Crazy

catlover79
07-10-2007, 01:58 PM
I'm Just Wild About Larry (starring Carol)

I've Got Plenty of Neuroses (starring Mr. Carlin)

Raises Every Week (starring Carol)

Tupperman & His Toupee

Shiny Scary People

Chasing Emily

Howard Flies the Friendly Skies, But His Brain is in Outer Space

AB
07-10-2007, 06:04 PM
Paranoid Patients

Your Time Is Up

catlover79
07-10-2007, 06:55 PM
Tupperman's Famous Rug

catlover79
07-21-2007, 01:22 AM
To DIR With Love (see "Over the River & Through the Woods")

The Man-Child (starring Howard Borden)

Color Me Morose (starring Mr. Carlin)

We're Beyond Help (starring all of Bob Hartleys' patients)

Ruthless Ruth Corley

catlover79
07-26-2007, 05:56 PM
The Legend of Howard Borden

Carol Can't Make Coffee

Not-So-Silent Partners (starring Bob & Emily)

Tennis Racket (also starring Bob & Emily)

Jivin' Jerry

Mr. Borden's Neighborhood

Jack1000
11-02-2007, 01:56 AM
How Not to Win Friends or Influence People:

Summary: Elliot Carlin teaches a seminar on how to get people to hate you!

Death of a Salesmen:

Summary: Mr. Heard, recovered from sticking his face in a door to be more assertive gets chased and bitten by a dog! Can Bob help restore his confidence again?

"Sonny" Comes Home:

Summary: Bob's Father Herb is off fishing and his Mother feels lonely, so Bob and Emily come to visit her, but Mom is controlling everything they try to do and it's making Bob INSANE!

Carol's New Job:

Summary: Carol get a lucrative job offer and decides to take it. This leaves Bob and Jerry without a receptionist so they are forced to bring in nutty Debbie again! She still calls Bob, "Dr. Ryan" and now calls Jerry, "Dr. Roberts!" It's madness as Bob has to take over the office duties again and Jerry is forced to learn how to make coffee!

Jack

catlover79
11-20-2007, 12:21 AM
^ LOVE the summaries, Jack!! :rofl:


Dr. Ryan's Hope

Dithering Debbie

Elliot Is Enough

Bob Loves the Status Quo

If These Orange Office Walls Could Talk

catlover79
12-06-2007, 03:42 PM
Hartley's Angels

Jerry Puts the "Med" in Club Med

Taking a Chance on a Turkey (also starring Jerry)

Wife Swap: this very special episode sees Bernie Tupperman and Emil Peterson switch invisible, nagging wives - Tippy and Doris!! :eek: :rofl:

Torked-Off Tobin

catlover79
04-29-2008, 08:39 AM
Invisible Wives Club (starring Doris Peterson and Tippy Tupperman, with guest "appearances" by Maris Crane and Vera Peterson)

Life of (Jack) Riley

Turkeys, Toupees & Tupperman

AB
04-29-2008, 03:22 PM
The Freeloading Fly Guy (Howard)

Its A Mod Mod Emily (The Modernization of Emily episode)

CAJeannieFan57
04-29-2008, 07:57 PM
Life without Father (starring Howie Borden)

My TV is Your TV (starring Howard Borden)

Knock, Knock, Who's There? Howard!

In-and-Out (starring Howard Borden)

Hi, Yo, Silver! Away! (Starring the brace guy himself, Jerry Robinson)

I Left My Heart in Bob's Apartment (starring Howard Borden)

School Days, School Days, Dear Old Golden Rule Days (starring Emily Hartley)

Group Not in Session, Bob Needs a Vacation! (starring The Group)

catlover79
04-30-2008, 12:30 AM
^ Good ones, Ann and Donna. :rofl:

CAJeannieFan57
04-30-2008, 08:04 PM
Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child (Unless Emily's Around) (starring Howard)

Torn Between Two Offices (starring Carol)

We'll Be Right Back, After We Go to the .... (starring Tupperman's patients)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Office (starring The Group)

Emily's Restaurant (starring Bob, Emily and Howard)

Bob and Emily's Apartment (sponsored by Mr. Clean and Linens 'n Things)

Forever Plaid (starring the costume designer - yeah, I know, this WAS the 70s!)

CAJeannieFan57
04-30-2008, 11:05 PM
Just thought of three more - this is the rejected trilogy:

Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Howard)

I'm NOT Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Emily)

Follow Me Where I Go, What I Do, and Who I Know on that Plane! (starring Bob)

catlover79
04-30-2008, 11:08 PM
^ AWESOME!! :rofl:

My Stewardess Was Laverne DeFazio

Turn the Plane Around (starring Emily)

And Now, John Tobin With Sports! (starring Fred Willard aka sportscaster on Back To You)

Mr. Borden's Neighborhood

My Suits Are Almost as Ugly as Herb Tarlek's (starring Bob)

(Me and God) Watching Howie Grow (starring Howard)

OH Nuts!
05-03-2008, 10:58 AM
Bob's Daring Ovaltine Caper

The El From Hell

AB
05-08-2008, 05:18 PM
Too High In The Highrise (Bob's rates)

Two's Company But My Group Is A Crowd (when the group show's up at the apartment)

Too Many Mini's (Carol's Mini Dresses)

catlover79
05-10-2008, 08:10 AM
The Loonies R Good Enough

Get Me To the Couch on Time

Mr. Carlin's Neighborhood

Margaret WHO??

You Got to Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When to Throw 'Em aka Howard Borden's Card Tricks

catlover79
05-14-2008, 03:57 PM
Proposed titles for a Debbie Flett spinoff - a sitcom devoted to the sweet but totally imcompetent secretary:

I Left My Brain in San Francisco

Rascal Flett

Debbie Does Jeopardy!

Kristen
05-15-2008, 12:07 AM
The Loonies R Good Enough

Get Me To the Couch on Time

Mr. Carlin's Neighborhood

Margaret WHO??

You Got to Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When to Throw 'Em aka Howard Borden's Card Tricks

That last one made me laugh. LOL I LOVE that bit. Classic Howard.

- Kristen

catlover79
05-15-2008, 12:10 AM
That last one made me laugh. LOL I LOVE that bit. Classic Howard.

- Kristen
I love that bit, too. Makes me :rofl: every time!!

senor boogie woogi
05-22-2008, 02:09 AM
"The psychiatrist and the hot wife."

"Hi Bob, drink!"

"The Peter Bonerz Show."

"Bob's nuts."

catlover79
06-05-2008, 02:03 PM
"The psychiatrist and the hot wife."

"Hi Bob, drink!"

"The Peter Bonerz Show."

"Bob's nuts."
:brent

Jack1000
05-04-2009, 08:55 PM
Proposed titles for a Debbie Flett spinoff - a sitcom devoted to the sweet but totally imcompetent secretary:

I Left My Brain in San Francisco

Rascal Flett

Debbie Does Jeopardy!

Hahahahaha!!! Those would be all time classics!!

Jack

Marvo301
05-04-2009, 09:01 PM
You're Never too Drunk to Order Chinese Food!

catlover79
05-04-2009, 11:23 PM
You're Never too Drunk to Order Chinese Food!
MORE GOO TO GO!! :rofl: :brent I love that ep and watch it every Thanksgiving. It's perfect back to back with WKRP's Turkeys Away. :D

catlover79
09-12-2011, 11:47 PM
Just thought of three more - this is the rejected trilogy:

Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Howard)

I'm NOT Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Emily)

Follow Me Where I Go, What I Do, and Who I Know on that Plane! (starring Bob)

Donna, are you a John Denver fan, by any chance? ;) :D