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catlover79 07-08-2007, 07:52 PM Psychologist, Heal Thyself
House of Henpecked Husbands (starring Mr. Peterson)
A Christmas Carol
Carlin's Angels
The Sneaky Secretary
Jerry the Love Machine
Jerry (Be Tender With My Teeth)
Isn't It Nice? (starring Mrs. Bakerman)
My Two Gianellis
We Got Trouble
Emily is Enough
Bordens & Wardens
Whatever Happened to Baby Ellen?
Barge Right In
My Fridge Belongs to Howard
Hartley's Wackos
Group Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Lovely Larry
Who Needs Children When You've Got Howard?
Swiss Jerry Robinson
Pass the Moo Goo Goo!!
How NOT to Cook a Turkey
There's No Victory in Vickers
The Peeper Strikes Again
Carlin's Blues Clues
Groups With Gripes
If This Couch Could Talk
catlover79 07-08-2007, 10:34 PM Make Your OWN :censored: Coffee, Jerry!! (starring Carol)
Getting the (Elevator) Shaft (starring Bob)
We're All Crazy
catlover79 07-10-2007, 01:58 PM I'm Just Wild About Larry (starring Carol)
I've Got Plenty of Neuroses (starring Mr. Carlin)
Raises Every Week (starring Carol)
Tupperman & His Toupee
Shiny Scary People
Chasing Emily
Howard Flies the Friendly Skies, But His Brain is in Outer Space
Paranoid Patients
Your Time Is Up
catlover79 07-10-2007, 06:55 PM Tupperman's Famous Rug
catlover79 07-21-2007, 01:22 AM To DIR With Love (see "Over the River & Through the Woods")
The Man-Child (starring Howard Borden)
Color Me Morose (starring Mr. Carlin)
We're Beyond Help (starring all of Bob Hartleys' patients)
Ruthless Ruth Corley
catlover79 07-26-2007, 05:56 PM The Legend of Howard Borden
Carol Can't Make Coffee
Not-So-Silent Partners (starring Bob & Emily)
Tennis Racket (also starring Bob & Emily)
Jivin' Jerry
Mr. Borden's Neighborhood
Jack1000 11-02-2007, 01:56 AM How Not to Win Friends or Influence People:
Summary: Elliot Carlin teaches a seminar on how to get people to hate you!
Death of a Salesmen:
Summary: Mr. Heard, recovered from sticking his face in a door to be more assertive gets chased and bitten by a dog! Can Bob help restore his confidence again?
"Sonny" Comes Home:
Summary: Bob's Father Herb is off fishing and his Mother feels lonely, so Bob and Emily come to visit her, but Mom is controlling everything they try to do and it's making Bob INSANE!
Carol's New Job:
Summary: Carol get a lucrative job offer and decides to take it. This leaves Bob and Jerry without a receptionist so they are forced to bring in nutty Debbie again! She still calls Bob, "Dr. Ryan" and now calls Jerry, "Dr. Roberts!" It's madness as Bob has to take over the office duties again and Jerry is forced to learn how to make coffee!
Jack
catlover79 11-20-2007, 12:21 AM ^ LOVE the summaries, Jack!! :rofl:
Dr. Ryan's Hope
Dithering Debbie
Elliot Is Enough
Bob Loves the Status Quo
If These Orange Office Walls Could Talk
catlover79 12-06-2007, 03:42 PM Hartley's Angels
Jerry Puts the "Med" in Club Med
Taking a Chance on a Turkey (also starring Jerry)
Wife Swap: this very special episode sees Bernie Tupperman and Emil Peterson switch invisible, nagging wives - Tippy and Doris!! :eek: :rofl:
Torked-Off Tobin
catlover79 04-29-2008, 08:39 AM Invisible Wives Club (starring Doris Peterson and Tippy Tupperman, with guest "appearances" by Maris Crane and Vera Peterson)
Life of (Jack) Riley
Turkeys, Toupees & Tupperman
The Freeloading Fly Guy (Howard)
Its A Mod Mod Emily (The Modernization of Emily episode)
CAJeannieFan57 04-29-2008, 07:57 PM Life without Father (starring Howie Borden)
My TV is Your TV (starring Howard Borden)
Knock, Knock, Who's There? Howard!
In-and-Out (starring Howard Borden)
Hi, Yo, Silver! Away! (Starring the brace guy himself, Jerry Robinson)
I Left My Heart in Bob's Apartment (starring Howard Borden)
School Days, School Days, Dear Old Golden Rule Days (starring Emily Hartley)
Group Not in Session, Bob Needs a Vacation! (starring The Group)
catlover79 04-30-2008, 12:30 AM ^ Good ones, Ann and Donna. :rofl:
CAJeannieFan57 04-30-2008, 08:04 PM Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child (Unless Emily's Around) (starring Howard)
Torn Between Two Offices (starring Carol)
We'll Be Right Back, After We Go to the .... (starring Tupperman's patients)
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Office (starring The Group)
Emily's Restaurant (starring Bob, Emily and Howard)
Bob and Emily's Apartment (sponsored by Mr. Clean and Linens 'n Things)
Forever Plaid (starring the costume designer - yeah, I know, this WAS the 70s!)
CAJeannieFan57 04-30-2008, 11:05 PM Just thought of three more - this is the rejected trilogy:
Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Howard)
I'm NOT Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Emily)
Follow Me Where I Go, What I Do, and Who I Know on that Plane! (starring Bob)
catlover79 04-30-2008, 11:08 PM ^ AWESOME!! :rofl:
My Stewardess Was Laverne DeFazio
Turn the Plane Around (starring Emily)
And Now, John Tobin With Sports! (starring Fred Willard aka sportscaster on Back To You)
Mr. Borden's Neighborhood
My Suits Are Almost as Ugly as Herb Tarlek's (starring Bob)
(Me and God) Watching Howie Grow (starring Howard)
OH Nuts! 05-03-2008, 10:58 AM Bob's Daring Ovaltine Caper
The El From Hell
Too High In The Highrise (Bob's rates)
Two's Company But My Group Is A Crowd (when the group show's up at the apartment)
Too Many Mini's (Carol's Mini Dresses)
catlover79 05-10-2008, 08:10 AM The Loonies R Good Enough
Get Me To the Couch on Time
Mr. Carlin's Neighborhood
Margaret WHO??
You Got to Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When to Throw 'Em aka Howard Borden's Card Tricks
catlover79 05-14-2008, 03:57 PM Proposed titles for a Debbie Flett spinoff - a sitcom devoted to the sweet but totally imcompetent secretary:
I Left My Brain in San Francisco
Rascal Flett
Debbie Does Jeopardy!
Kristen 05-15-2008, 12:07 AM The Loonies R Good Enough
Get Me To the Couch on Time
Mr. Carlin's Neighborhood
Margaret WHO??
You Got to Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When to Throw 'Em aka Howard Borden's Card Tricks
That last one made me laugh. LOL I LOVE that bit. Classic Howard.
- Kristen
catlover79 05-15-2008, 12:10 AM That last one made me laugh. LOL I LOVE that bit. Classic Howard.
- Kristen
I love that bit, too. Makes me :rofl: every time!!
senor boogie woogi 05-22-2008, 02:09 AM "The psychiatrist and the hot wife."
"Hi Bob, drink!"
"The Peter Bonerz Show."
"Bob's nuts."
catlover79 06-05-2008, 02:03 PM "The psychiatrist and the hot wife."
"Hi Bob, drink!"
"The Peter Bonerz Show."
"Bob's nuts."
:brent
Jack1000 05-04-2009, 08:55 PM Proposed titles for a Debbie Flett spinoff - a sitcom devoted to the sweet but totally imcompetent secretary:
I Left My Brain in San Francisco
Rascal Flett
Debbie Does Jeopardy!
Hahahahaha!!! Those would be all time classics!!
Jack
Marvo301 05-04-2009, 09:01 PM You're Never too Drunk to Order Chinese Food!
catlover79 05-04-2009, 11:23 PM You're Never too Drunk to Order Chinese Food!
MORE GOO TO GO!! :rofl: :brent I love that ep and watch it every Thanksgiving. It's perfect back to back with WKRP's Turkeys Away. :D
catlover79 09-12-2011, 11:47 PM Just thought of three more - this is the rejected trilogy:
Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Howard)
I'm NOT Leavin' on a Jet Plane (starring Emily)
Follow Me Where I Go, What I Do, and Who I Know on that Plane! (starring Bob)
Donna, are you a John Denver fan, by any chance? ;) :D
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