Here we go again...;)

Get Me to the Subway on Time

Wedding Train Blues

Nights of Jewish Mothers

The Bold & The Brenda

The Drunk Doorman

The Bronx Brenda

I Can't Even Toss My Hat Like Mary!!

Rhoda on the Rocks

Joe Joe Gerard, Your Life is Calling

Look Through My Window Dressing

Where's Mary?
Where's Joe?
My Mom hawks paper towels on the side
The dissapearing men
Talking to the Doorman
Carleton's Girls

Hiding from Phillis
When weddings go bad
At least Schneider doesnt live here
Joe doesnt live here anymore

My Parents Traveled the Country in a Winnebago and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!

My Martin, Myself

Ida Problem with My Ma

The Single Sisters

Debbie WHO!?

Snoops (starring Ida)

Bronx Beauties

Carlton's Angels

Sister/Sister and lost the Mister

The Invisible Doorman

Don't Phyllis Me In!

Rhoda Rulz

Hey Joe Where'd You Go

Swinging Sisters In The City

Make My Mother Move

Better Than Phyllis

Demolition Joe

Brenda's Blues

Off into Oblivion with Chuck Cunningham (Debbie)

St. Gerard

Ida the Bounty-ful

Brunette Brenda Blues

My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

Phooey on Phyllis!!

Headin' For a Guilt Trip (starring Ida)

I Became a Waitress Named Rosie (also starring Ida)

I Speak for a Big Fat Cat (starring Carlton)

Ida Burns The Brisket

Brenda's "Homer"

Martin Gets Shpilkes

Carlton's Landing

Carlton and The Pod People

Joe's Fender Bender

Rhoda's Mikvah at Lake Tahoe

Rhoda Faye Got Married

Brenda's Blue Beehive

I Married Homer (starring Brenda)

Manischewitz, Ma and Me

I'm Going on a Manischewitz Hunt

Oy Vay, Get Me to the Shul On Time

Keeping Kosher at the Morgenstern's

Rhoda's Grossinger Slumber Party

Bronx Cheers for Ida

Brenda and the Georgie Girl

Rhod-a Love Letter To Joe

^ :rofl: Rich, you never cease to tickle me with your amazing titles!! I have to admit that my favorite was the brisket one. :lol:

Thanks.:wave: Yours are really great too!

Maybe I Should Move Back to Minneapolis (Rhoda)

By Joe

Shut Off the Lights and Hide, Ma's Coming! (Rhoda & Brenda)

Marge Simpson WHO?? (Brenda)

Ida's the Name, Guilt Trips Are My Game

Martin's Potato Latkes

Ida Hides The Afikomen

So Nu Brenda, When You Gonna Get Married

Pass The Pepperoni Pizza Rho

The Dreidel Affair

Ida's Mah Johng Addiction

The Heroine of Hadassah

Mrs. Morganstern and The Missing Blintzes

The Hamentashen Caper

Google for Kugel!

^ Those are all awesome Rich, but you forgot to mention:

Martin Morgenstern's Menorah

also

Aunt Bertha's Mikvah

Carlton, Tattelah, You're Such A Meshugganah!

My Shul's Better Than Your Shul

Brenda And The Nebish

No Shiksas Here

Rhoda's Rabbi

Stand By Your Manischewitz

Hadassah-Me-Downs

I Feel Like Kosher Tonight

Huppa Huppa Hooray!!

and even more rejects

I'm Getting Shpilkes In The Morning.

Martin Mixes The Dishes

Ida's Kosher Canniption

Have Dreidel Will Travel

Joe the Shmendrick

Ida The Tummelah

Linda Richman's Verklempt Coffeecake

Shalom, Farewell

Be True To Your Shul

Mazel Tov Morgensterns

Living the Kosher Life

Unwilling, Unable, and Unleavened

the long lost episodes

Sue Ann Nivens, The Korva From Minneapolis

Lotsa Latke Bubbelah

Oy Gevalt Ma You're Giving Me Shpilkes

Phyllis the Schnorrah

The Honey Cake From Haifa

Ida And The Macabees

Rhoda's Tzurris With Joe

Shalom, Farewell

Be True To Your Shul

Mazel Tov Morgensterns

Living the Kosher Life

Unwilling, Unable, and Unleavened


I love it -esp. the 3 U's:lol:

I love it -esp. the 3 U's:lol:
:rofl: My pleasure, Rich.

You Had Me at Shalom

Brenda's Bat Mitzvah

Goy Crazy

Chamin with Ida

One L'Chaim to Live

The Matzoh Brai That Went Awry

My Brisket's Better Than Your Brisket

Hey! This Chicken's Not Kosher

Fort Lox

Kreplach and Helzel and Blintz, Oh My!

For the Love of Chocolate Money

Hold Your Beef Tongue!!

My Better Halva

You Had Me at Shalom (Rhoda & Joe)

The remastered episodes

The Schmendrick Who Came To Dinner

Tzurris Between The Gerards

Brenda My Zaftig Little Tahtelah

Goldie Lox and the three Bayers

Ida Cooked It Better!

Mah Johngg For The Masses!

Shirley's Temple

Martin's Little Nudnick

Is There A Nebish In The House?

Our doorman is a fat, orange cat. LOL. (Garfield)
Ida kills Phyllis
Girl Talk...from the window dresser

Our doorman is a fat, orange cat. LOL. (Garfield)
Ida kills Phyllis
Girl Talk...from the window dresser
:rofl: BEAUTIFUL...

Brenda & the B'nai B'rith

Rhoda's Rosh yeshiva

Meister Martin Morgenstern

Lox-a Luck

Illui Ida

Martin Morgenstern's Makhshava

The Gerards' Gittin

Anything for a Matzo

Solid Harold Gould

I Went From Rhoda to Rosie (starring Nancy Walker)

Oy gevalt, and even more rejected titles

Don't Be Such A Schnook Martin!

Ida's Fashion Show (aka Yenta in Magenta)

Phyllis The Nordic Queen of Chutzpah

Brenda and The Accountant (aka Bells Are Ringing?)

Ida Dances The Hora

Rhoda And the Kreplach Caper

Aarrrgh!! The Shower's Leaking! (Let's Have A Mikvah)

Carlton The Schmendrick

The Matzoh Ball That Danced On Air

^ :lol: :rofl: :brent I'm surprised no one from the Hadassah or B'nai B'rith is after us. Imagine my surprise when I found out that Valerie Harper and Nancy Walker are/were not Jewish in real life!!! :eek: :lol:

^ :lol: :rofl: :brent I'm surprised no one from the Hadassah or B'nai B'rith is after us. Imagine my surprise when I found out that Valerie Harper and Nancy Walker are/were not Jewish in real life!!! :eek: :lol:


Val and Nancy not Jewish???? Makes you want to plotz doesn't it! :rofl:

Val and Nancy not Jewish???? Makes you want to plotz doesn't it! :rofl:
:rofl:

X-Lox

Bronx Brisket Blues

Get Me To the Bank On Time (Brenda)

The Best Things In Life Are Free (Like My Advice!) (Ida)

Brenda, Briskets & Banks - Oh My!

Goys R Not Us

Lox in Your Lunch Box

Lox-y Mama (Ida)

Mighty Mouths

The Bold & The Brisket

Anything You Can Scream, I Can Scream Better (Joe Gerard vs. Frank DeFazio)

The Jew, The Proud (and Loud)

Hadassah Krishna

He's Worth His Weight in Gould (as in Harold, starring Martin Morgenstern)

A Brisket, A Tasket, Ida's Hanukkah Basket

Crazy Like a Lox

No Goys & Dolls

Oh Hadassah, Don't You Cry For Me

Rhoda & Brenda Catfight Over Neil Diamond

Come on, Rich - we need more titles!! :rofl:

The "Cookin" Korva (aka Sue Ann Nivens visits the Bronx)

Ida Does EST

Ida The Neatnick (aka The Quicker Picker Upper)

The Mensch's Bench (aka Martin Builds A Wooden Chair)

Bronx Cheers For Phyllis

Rhoda's Rehearsal Dinner (aka Why Is This Night Different From All Other Nights?)

Carlton's Ippie In The Kaboodle?

Mork From Ork (aka Carlton's Lost Cousin)

The Schnorrah and The Menorah

Ida The Yachnah

Be True to Your Hebrew School

Get Me to Temple on Time

Lox & the City

S.O., Rhoda and The Haddasah Anti-Defamation Society LOL

Hey, This Chuppah Has A Leak In It

Break The Glass Already, You Schmendrick

The Honey Cake That Never Was

Lotsa Lox! (aka Don't You Dare Carp About My Gefilte Fish)

The Yutz, The Putz and The Clutz

Hey! Where's The Sabbath Elevator?

Ma Belle's Saturday Phone Disconnection

The Sephardic Trio From Rio

The Raven, The Craven and The Maven

^ :rofl: :brent

^ :rofl: :brent

Glad you like 'em!!:lol: :wave:

Glad you like 'em!!:lol: :wave:
I love 'em!! :clap I also started a new thread of rejected titles here:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=224925

Charles (Zoneboy) should really take Rich's titles and make title cards for them. That would rule!! :D

"Hands off Sandy Duncan! My show, not yours!"
"Too soon Mrs. Poole".
"I will beat the crap out of Phyllis"
"Living Single" (Rhoda, Ida and Brenda)
"Around the wedding ring in 80 days"
"Mary tosses the hat in the air better than me".
"Ida poses naked in Macy's window".
"When season 3 starts, get a divorce"
"Faceless Doorman"
"The one gloved armed doorman".
"The Vinnie Vegas Happy Hour".
"Too Much Morgenstern can harmful to your marriage".

^ Those are awesome. :rofl:

Thanks Catlover. LOL.

I was thoroughly entertained by this thread tonight. These were all hilarious!

Cool. I love to see the members entertained. LOL.

Cool. I love to see the members entertained. LOL.
Me too. :lol:

Sugar Pie, Honey Cake

:lol:

Our doorman is a fat, orange cat. LOL. (Garfield)
Ida kills Phyllis
Girl Talk...from the window dresser
I'd watch the Ida Kills Phyllis one. :lol:

I'd watch the Ida Kills Phyllis one. :lol::lol:

I did not realize that it was me that did the "Ida Kills Phyllis" quote. It has been a minute so I forgot. :lol:

:lol:

I did not realize that it was me that did the "Ida Kills Phyllis" quote. It has been a minute so I forgot. :lol:
Well, it WAS a while back. :lol:

I Can't Believe They're Not Jewish! (Valerie Harper and Nancy Walker, in real life) :lol:

"My name is Rhoda Morgenstern... and I wanna be your S.A.G. president".
"When Brenda met Homer Simpson"

"My name is Rhoda Morgenstern... and I wanna be your S.A.G. president".
"When Brenda met Homer Simpson"
YES!! :clap :clap :clap

YES!! :clap :clap :clap


You are a trip catlover. LOL.

You are a trip catlover. LOL.
You, too!! Your titles never fail to tickle me. :rofl:

Go With the Rho (or Joe)

My Name is Carlton Your Doorman and I'm an Alcoholic

Days of Whine & Muscatel (Carlton)

Oh Donny Boy (Joe's rarely seen son)

Sailing With the Oldies (Rhoda & Joe's honeymoon cruise)

Headscarves Make the Woman

Headstrong in Headscarves

Garfield Your Doorman

Hammentashen For The Masses!

Ida Married Him! (aka A Jewish Mother's Lament To An Unmarried Daughter)

Ida's Dilemma: Is Carlton A Schlemmiel Or A Schlemmozzel?

Ida: Queen of The Balabustas

Ida and The Messhuganah Sabbath Elevator

Carlton The Shickker (Part I)

Carlton The Shikker Meets Sue Ann The Korva (Part II)

Ida's "Facebook" (aka Ida's Photo Album Of Nice Young Jewish Accountants Who Will Make Nice Providers -So What More Could You Ask For Darling You're Not Getting Any Younger)

and as a follow up...

Oy Gevalt - The Rejected Title That Was A Megillah

:rofl:

:rofl:
Glad you liked them.:wave:

some more I just thought of...

Fressing With Brenda

Brenda And The Great Dessert Case Robbery

Da Rhoda Rap: My Sis Stilla Miss

Ida And The Vermischt Haddassah Float

I'm still surprised that none of the Jewish organizations are after us. :eek: :lol:

Ida SEZ: HEY! My House Has No Bugs!! (Except For The One's On Brenda's Phone!)

Rho Rho Row Your Boat ( a.k.a. Rhoda And Joe Do The Circle Line)

Ida's Yiddisher Kopf

Ida's Shidduch System For Young Male Accountants

Ida Morgenstern and The Zero Mostel Lookalike

Ida's Gefilte Fish Is Nothing To Carp About

Phyllis: The Wretched Kvetch!

Ida's Killing Phyllis In The Morning!

Ida My Little Picker Upper!

Gelt Trip
Challah Back

The Harpie From Hadassah
Don’t Worry About Me, I’ll Just Sit In The Dark
A Tisket A Tasket Whose Got My Mah Jong Basket?
Brisket For The Masses
The Blintz That Never Was
Verklempt, Vershimmeled and Fatootzed

Ida Slapter: The Long Lost Phyllis Episode
Carlton: Our Favorite Martian?
Rhoda Love Letter To Joe?