Frank Gannucci
07-06-2007, 09:57 PM
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"
Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "Don't take any pictures of Dr. Norton. He's very modest."
Ed: "I wouldn't mind a few pictures."
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)
"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."
Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"
"Jellybeans":
Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?"
Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?"
Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5."
Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on
Alka-Seltzer."
"Jellybeans":
(Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.)
Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
FOR?"
Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?"
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Nick: "How about $400 a week."
(Ralph coughs.)
Nick: "$500."
(Ralph coughs more.)
Nick: "$600."
Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."
Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum."
Alice: "What did you say?"
Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum."
Alice: "My brother is just as good as any member of your family."
Ralph: "He's still a bum."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)
Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."
Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"
Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."
Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"
Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "Don't take any pictures of Dr. Norton. He's very modest."
Ed: "I wouldn't mind a few pictures."
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)
"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."
Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"
"Jellybeans":
Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?"
Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?"
Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5."
Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on
Alka-Seltzer."
"Jellybeans":
(Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.)
Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
FOR?"
Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?"
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Nick: "How about $400 a week."
(Ralph coughs.)
Nick: "$500."
(Ralph coughs more.)
Nick: "$600."
Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."
Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum."
Alice: "What did you say?"
Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum."
Alice: "My brother is just as good as any member of your family."
Ralph: "He's still a bum."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)
Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."
Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"
Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."