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Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 07:30 PM
KISS MY LILY WHITE BUTT

RED, WHITE AND WHITE

NO JEWS FOR YOU

ARCHIE'S KLAN

NO JEWS IN MY HOOD

DINGBAT'S PLACE

ARCHIE & MEATHEAD

MEATHEAD & DINGBAT

NO BLACKS HERE

AB
07-06-2007, 07:49 PM
Archie - The King Of Queens

Sponge Boy Michael

Everybody Argues With Archie

catlover79
07-06-2007, 07:53 PM
If You're A Jew...Keep Walking Through

Eager Edith

Hair Tips With Gloria

Spaghetti with Meathead

The Bunker Busters

Filibunkers

AB
07-06-2007, 08:00 PM
Fast Times At Gloria & Mike's Room

The Streets Of Queens

Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 08:26 PM
Gloria's Whinefest

The Bunker Hillbillies

Already Gone
07-06-2007, 08:43 PM
Archie Against The World
Edith Loves Everyone
The Stivic's Wild Kingdom

Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 08:56 PM
CHRISTIANS VS. THE ATHEISTS

HARD-HEADED BUNKER

Mikado
07-06-2007, 09:01 PM
Ok...havent been able to post on this site in nearly a week....lets see if this works.....

-Some of my best friends are.......
-Dont pick on "Tricky Dick"
-DINGBATMAN
-Pride and lots of Prejudice
-Guess who's NOT coming to dinner!

Hi Irene, Ive missed you :wave:

Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 09:11 PM
Missed you too Mikey. I know, this board has been real crazy for me too, and I have DSL! so I can only imagine how it was for you. WELCOME BACK.


BUNKER vs. STIVIC

HARD HEAD vs. MEAT HEAD

GOD BLESS AMERICA & ARCHIE

ARCHIE vs. THE MINORITIES

catlover79
07-06-2007, 11:16 PM
Scream

You Make Me Want to Shout!

More Screaming Than a Day at Ann Romano's

Honky Heaven

AB
07-07-2007, 04:25 PM
Hard Times On Houser Street

Slam The Door on 704

CWDogg
07-12-2007, 03:09 AM
My Big Fat Bigot Life

Stifle

The Real Lionel lives next door

Mikado
07-12-2007, 05:38 AM
Getouttamychair!
Dingbats, Meatheads and Bigots, oh my!
Daddy's Hooooooome......Daddy's rules!

tdr
07-12-2007, 07:57 PM
Archie, Himself, and Irene

Barney, the Next Door Dolt We're Fred Up With

Ding Dong, It's Reverend Chong

Stretch, the Cunning Ham

I Wouldn't Touch That with a Ten-Foot Pollack

The Rapist Couldn't Have His Cake and Edith, Too [that may be more than simply 'rejected']

Boom Boom Turner-- Why Can't We Spurn 'er?

Justin Quiggley and Jo-- Hidy Hidy Ho!

With Every Bunker Breezy, George Whispers Loueezie

When Gloria Poses Nude, a Head of Meat Gets Stewed

mrs.gingerhinkley
07-15-2007, 02:19 PM
-Pride and lots of Prejudice
-Guess who's NOT coming to dinner!




:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:


U guys r so brilliant. :lol:

Ireneparalegal
07-15-2007, 03:45 PM
Bunker Hill (for you revolutionary war era historians) :lol:

King of Bunker Hill

War & No Peace

Drama King

Hitler's Cronie

PlayOn
12-29-2007, 11:19 AM
I can't get this one out of my head. Hope it hasn't been used yet:
The Gospel According to Archie

OH Nuts!
12-29-2007, 03:27 PM
Mmm Mmm Mmm (In Heavy Syrup)

The Meathead Votes For Nixon

Maudie and Archie Sittin' In A Tree (H-I-S-S-I-N-G)

Edith Signs A Recording Contract

Irene Lorenzo Fixes Michael's Plumbing

OH Nuts!
05-26-2008, 12:41 AM
Some more....

Archie Ends Up In The Wrong "Hood"

Boom Boom Meets Dolly Parton

Boom Boom's Warning To The Bookie: "It's A Bust!" LOL

Keeping Kosher At The Cunningham's

The Candy Man Kisses Despite Archie's Disses

Edith's Cling Peach Surprise Is A Big HIT! LOL

Felicia And Munch Mouth's Date At The Movies

Archie's Terrible Case Of Foot-In-The-Mouth Disease

Maude's Oatmeal And Cheese Extravaganza

Meat Balls For The Meathead

Gloria's "Steak Surprise" Gallops To Home Stretch A Winner!

catlover79
03-17-2009, 11:17 PM
No Guts, No Gloria

I Scream, Therefore I Am (the Bunker/Stivic family)

No Chinese, Please

Teresa WHO??

My Name is Not Sam the Butcher!! (starring Barney Hefner)

ThomasE
03-18-2009, 11:03 AM
I kissed a Jew and I liked it. (Archie and Sammy Davis Jr.)
I, Gloria worked for Batman's nemesis (Gloria spinoff with Burgess Meredith)
Definitely not Ebony and Ivory (George Jefferson and Archie Bunkers)
Token Child (Stephanie)
The Amazing Disgrace (Archie)
Captain Caveman
Why don't you shuzzup!

AB
03-18-2009, 04:23 PM
^ All those are too funny!


Don't Ring For Irene
The House On Houser

OH Nuts!
03-25-2009, 12:20 AM
Edith's Hot Flash To Archie : Stifle!

Gloria's Astoria Euphoria (aka Joey To The World!)

Mama Mia That's A Spicy Meathead (aka The Meathead Tells Dirty Jokes At Stag Party)

Irene Lorenzo's Hot And Heavy Affair With The Maytag Repairman

Frank Lorenzo's Souflle and Vichysoisse Extravaganza

Lionel Trains (aka Lionel Joins A Gym)

Irene's Divine Sister LOL

catlover79
03-25-2009, 12:25 AM
^ I love the Irene Lorenzo one. :rofl: Rich, you come up with the funniest titles!! :brent

OH Nuts!
04-09-2009, 08:06 AM
Cling Peach Upside Down Cake: In The Can!

A Cup of Koumis Pleeez!

Archie Joins Mensa

Stretch Cunningham's Secret: Is It Kosher?

Maudie "Chairs" Nixon Debate in Archie's Living Room

Crabbie Cabbie

George Jefferson's Relaxing Dream: Taking Archie's Brain To The Cleaners! LOL

Meathead Floored By Board Game

Meathead P-H-D (Piled Higher and Deeper????)

3 Subs, 2 Pies and A Gallon of Ice Cream (aka The Meathead's Snack aka I'm Not Hungry I'll Just Pick)

"Dummy Up!" (aka The Archie Bunker Look Alike Contest)

catlover79
10-16-2009, 11:43 PM
No Jews Is Good News

It's FELTCHER, For the Millionth Time!! (Rev. Feltcher NOT Fletcher)

The Jeffersons Don't Live Here Anymore

ThomasE
10-17-2009, 01:07 AM
Archie the jughead and Veronica

I kissed a drag queen

As for me and my house, we will serve Teddy Roosevelt

I went next door and all I got was this lousy, loud mouth short man. (George Jefferson)

catlover79
10-17-2009, 01:21 AM
Archie the jughead and Veronica

I kissed a drag queen

As for me and my house, we will serve Teddy Roosevelt

I went next door and all I got was this lousy, loud mouth short man. (George Jefferson)
:rofl: :brent

OH Nuts!
10-24-2009, 10:45 PM
Archie and Stretch's "yamaha" (ha ha)

Mike Eats The Kitchen Sink

catlover79
11-04-2009, 05:56 PM
Archie and Stretch's "yamaha" (ha ha)

Mike Eats The Kitchen Sink
Brilliant. :lol:

ThomasE
11-04-2009, 07:37 PM
The Singing dingbats (Edith and Stephanie)

My grandfather's who? (Thud) (Joey)

Will you shuzzup? (Archie)

I'm fat! I'm fat! (Gloria)

The day in the life of an ele-chical engineea (eletrical engineer-Lionel)

Marvo301
11-04-2009, 08:24 PM
The Generation Gap

Stifle Yourself Edith!

Sittin on the dock of the warehouse!

There's a toupee on my (meat)head! (Mike Stivic)

My little goil!

OH Nuts!
11-04-2009, 10:56 PM
Edith Screetches The Oldies

Frank's Weepy Vichysoisse

The Irene Lorenzo Story (aka Have Wrench Will Travel)

OH Nuts!
11-14-2009, 05:23 PM
a few more just came to me:

Raspberries: Archie's favorite dessert

The Maudie and Archie Lovefest Extravaganza

Beverly Doesn't Kiss and Tell!

catlover79
11-14-2009, 06:47 PM
^ :rofl:

angiefan
04-17-2010, 04:51 PM
ah [Blows Raseberry]
I had an accident with a can of UM hum
You know what little girl
It's attila the hungry

ThomasE
04-17-2010, 05:42 PM
Superbigot - friend to minorities and animals
Who came first? The chicken or this ape?

OH Nuts!
04-18-2010, 04:43 PM
Archie Sez: Dummy Up And Mind Your Instinctuals - Its Sunday!

OH Nuts!
01-09-2019, 09:39 AM
Irene The Pool Shark

Glow Worm In The Fifth SMACK!

Weezie Worms The Winning Ticket

ThisLittlePiggy
09-12-2023, 05:29 PM
Mike Sneezes and Chunks of Meat Come Out

ThisLittlePiggy
09-30-2023, 12:01 PM
Edith Giggles so Hard, her Teeth Chatter

TheLittleFaerie
10-03-2023, 03:38 AM
"This Land Ain't your Land, This Land is My Land"

Gibson Girl
07-23-2025, 11:57 AM
He Ain't Tricky. He's my President - Archie