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catlover79
07-06-2007, 06:40 PM
Chano WHO!?

Wonder Wentworth

(Working) Pipe Dreams

Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old 1-2

The Days and Nights of the Old Racket Squad

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up (starring Fish)

It's Not Easy Being Sane (starring Barney)

You're Not Going to Wear THAT, Are You?? (starring Harris)

I Was a Metrosexual Before They Invented the Term!! (starring Harris)

Take My Coffee...PLEASE! (starring Yemana)

The REALLY Odd Couple (starring Harris & Dietrich)

AB
07-06-2007, 07:17 PM
Jailhouse Dump

Wojo's Women

Barney and Friends

catlover79
07-06-2007, 07:20 PM
Wojo's World

Hey, Could We Have More Brownies??

How To Bust Heads Without Really Trying (starring Luger)

Short People (starring Levitt)

We Want Respect!!

Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 07:27 PM
COFFEE ANYONE? BY YEMANA

WOJO'S DESIGNING WOMEN

FISH STICKS

FISH & CHIPS

FISH FRY

BARNEY BUT NO FRED

CHANO & THE GUYS

CHANO & ALICE

BARNEY'S BLUES CLUES

OLD GEEZER AND THE GUYS

WENTWORTH'S PRISONERS

catlover79
07-06-2007, 07:37 PM
If You Survived Mel's Chili and Thelma's Oatmeal, You Can Survive My Coffee! (starring Yemana)

The World According To Wojo

Our Prisoners Get The No Carpet Treatment

Banging On The Pipes

We've Never Been Closed by the Health Department (At Least, Not Yet)

Bringing in the Sleaze

Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 07:41 PM
FEMALE PRISONERS? THIS WAY TO WOJO'S DESK

YEMANA'S JAILHOUSE COFFEE BLUES

DETECTIVES "R" US

LADIES NIGHT: WHEN WOJO IS WORKING

FISH'S FLOUNDERS

catlover79
07-06-2007, 07:45 PM
Hey, Who Stole Fish's Dentures??

Who Needs Chippendales When You Have Chano? (:eyes: :heart: ;))

Harris' House of Hash

My Wife & Kids...Whom We Never See (starring Barney)

Shut Off the Lights and Hide - Luger's Coming!!!

Streetwalkers Walk Away From Wojo

The Polish Prince of Poon (starring Wojo)

I Lost on Jeopardy - To Dietrich!!

Squeaky Chalk Talk (starring Yemana)

Mikado
07-06-2007, 10:12 PM
-Arresting Developments
-12th Men Out
-Kooks in the cage
-What's up with Kopeknie?
-Barney Miller, mustache at law!

Ireneparalegal
07-06-2007, 10:17 PM
Why Did My Mom Name Me Barney?

WoJo aka WoHo (what a ho)

NYPD Dudes

NYPD Duds

NYPD's Not So Finest

catlover79
07-06-2007, 11:20 PM
Overworked & Underpaid: The Hardknock Life

Bran Muffins, Prunes & Rubber Donuts: The Phil Fish Story

Bedknobs & Bernice

That's DETECTIVE Egghead To You! (starring Dietrich)

It's Not Easy Being Short (starring Levitt)

Subterranean Coffee Blues

Bookies, Burglars and Bars: Oh My!!

catlover79
07-07-2007, 12:54 PM
Manhattan Prison Blues

I Walk the Sobriety Line

Sergeant New York

Cavity Searches in About an Hour

AB
07-07-2007, 05:02 PM
Escape From New York's 12th Precinct

Scared Of Scanlon

catlover79
07-08-2007, 04:48 PM
Son of Scanlon

It's Miller Time!

Miller Lite

Something Fishy Going On

Indict Me!

Finding Wojo

Harris-burg

Pimp My Cell

You Had Me at Chano (:eyes:)

catlover79
07-08-2007, 08:27 PM
Barney's Angels

NYPD Heat

Fish Needs an Elevator!!

AB
07-08-2007, 08:48 PM
Bathroom Blues

Busted By Barney

Underpaid For Undercover

Already Gone
07-08-2007, 10:29 PM
Plainclothes Blues (Levitt)

That's Ms. Cop To You (Wentworth)

catlover79
07-08-2007, 10:30 PM
Marty, Queen of the Precinct

I Was a Middle-Aged Werewolf (starring Mr. Kopeckny)

catlover79
07-10-2007, 12:24 AM
I Love Luger

We Got THE Beat

Night Stick Fever

Bad Case of Booking You

Here's Booking at You, Kid

catlover79
07-10-2007, 01:54 PM
Pass the Prune Juice & Preparation H (starring Fish)

Welcome to the Jungle

Our Cell is Your Cell

Looney Tunes

Funny Farm

We've Got Plenty of Misfits

Don't Cell Yourself Short (starring Levitt)

AB
07-10-2007, 06:09 PM
Freeze Felon

Lock Em Up Levitt

Ireneparalegal
07-11-2007, 08:36 PM
Fort Apache

Full House of Whores

Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Cops

Gimme a Break or I will Lock You Up

catlover79
07-16-2007, 01:51 PM
Dietrich Knows...Everything

Clueless Luger

Barney the Unflappable

Do I Look Good or What? (starring Harris)

Barney, Burglars and Bail: Oh My!

For He's a Barney Good Fellow

No Blarney with Barney

Cuckoo for Chano (:eyes:)

By the Book Barney

Mikado
07-16-2007, 02:24 PM
T*U*N*A

(Fish in the can)
;)

JAlanRuss72
07-19-2007, 02:45 PM
"Bernice Who?"

"Why Wentworth Moved to Phoenix and Changed Her Name to Alice" (by Mel Sharples)

"Guide to Effective Hemhorroid Surgery" (by Phil Fish, M.D.)

"Stocks, Bonds, Big Gold Bars . . . GOD I Want to BE SOMEBODY" (A Hopeful work of fiction by R.N. Harris)

"Cockroaches- The Closest Thing I Had to a Pet" (Det. Yemana)

"Guide to the Best Striped Ties in America/ AKA How to Succeed with Your Sleeves Halfway Rolled Up" (Capt. Miller)

"Embarrassed to be a Puerto Rican" (A British work by Sgt. Chano Amanguille)

"Sir GENT" (Coming to a Magazine near YOU . . . Maybe)

"Ripping Out the Tongues of Suspects by the ROOTS- How to do it with Love" (by Stan Wojochoweitz, author of the 1976 Bestseller 'Your TIE is Too Wide')

Great Show.

catlover79
07-19-2007, 02:54 PM
Hey, Who Stole My Afro Sheen? (starring Harris)

Running Through The Sewers of NYC

Bewitched, Bothered and Bernice

(By the way, Jeff, your titles are AWESOME!!)

JAlanRuss72
07-19-2007, 03:13 PM
Hey, Who Stole My Afro Sheen? (starring Harris)

Running Through The Sewers of NYC

Bewitched, Bothered and Bernice

(By the way, Jeff, your titles are AWESOME!!)

Thanks!!!:wave:

I forgot one-

"When Flushing Is Obstructing Justice" (by Fish, author of 1977's "He was Always Number One at the Ole One-Two")- lol

catlover79
07-19-2007, 03:58 PM
Get Me to the John on Time (starring Fish)

catlover79
08-19-2007, 01:29 AM
Wine, Women & Wojo OR

Whine, Wentworth & Wojo

The Twilight Zone (:lol:)

Why Can't We Spit on the Floor!?

catlover79
08-21-2007, 12:00 AM
The Cop With the 200 IQ (Dietrich)

Nick Yemana as The Gambler

12th Angry Men

Hooked on Polish (Wojo)

Not Fit For Human Consumption: An In-Depth History of Sgt. Nick Yemana's Coffee

We Get Less Respect (and Even Less Pay) Than Rodney Dangerfield

Pest, Thy Name is Levitt

I Traded in a Blue Uniform for a Pink Uniform (Wentworth)

You're My Best Friend (Harris & Dietrich)

One's a Clotheshorse, One Just Bets on Horses (Harris & Yemana)

Battleaxe Bernice

A is for Arthur (Dietrich)

I Depend on Depends (Fish)

You Spell it Like it Sounds: Polish in Ten Easy Lessons (hosted by Det. Stanley Wojciehowicz)

Blue Jean Baby (Chano) (:eyes:)

On the Good Ship Serenity (Harris)

Dietrich's Believe It or Not!!

Irish Eyes Are Not Smiling (Det. Kelly)

OH Nuts!
08-21-2007, 09:52 PM
Fish's Laxative

Harris's Tailor Failure

Commissioner Miller: Goodbye Precinct?

Wentworth's Fargo Cargo

Amanguille and the Celia Cruz Affair (Azucar?)

Bernice "Escorts" the Swinger

Dietrich's College Bowl Caper

Levitt Meets Randy Newman

Wojo Goes To HoJo

catlover79
08-22-2007, 01:20 AM
^ :lol: I really like the Wojo/HoJo title, and the Randy Newman one is pretty funny, too. Always fun to have someone new join in on this funny game! (Isn't that right - Irene, Mikey, Katie, Ann? ;))

OH Nuts!
08-22-2007, 01:34 AM
GR8 Thread!!!

Mikado
08-22-2007, 02:02 AM
Always fun to have someone new join in on this funny game! (Isn't that right - Irene, Mikey, Katie, Ann? ;))
Yeah..the more, the merrier! :)

catlover79
08-23-2007, 02:00 AM
Happy Shooting Clams

We Want More Brownies...and Cheeseburgers!!

Disappearing Chano (:()

REALLY Wide Ties

REALLY Grumpy Old Men (starring Fish and Luger)

catlover79
08-27-2007, 01:43 PM
Chock Full of Nuts

Bark At the Moon (starring Mr. Kopeckny)

catlover79
09-21-2007, 12:03 PM
Brother Silver Hair (starring Barney)

The Ringmaster (also starring Barney)

Barney & Bailey's Ringling Circus

Looking for Luger (So We Can All HIDE!!)

Levitt's Lollipop Guild (inspired by rich p; also starring Louie DePalma of Taxi)

Short People (starring the above)

OUR Theme Song is Better than YOURS!!

Home Sweet Dump (the 12th)

Pins & Needles...Make Me Faint (starring Wojo)

Streetwalkers SUCK! (also starring Wojo)

Exile on Sixth Street (where the 12th is located in NYC)

Come for the $50 Shirts, Stay for the Afro Sheen (starring Harris)

B.A.P.S. (Black American Pretentious Sergeant) (Harris)

Every Day is Casual Friday (starring Chano)

Chano in the City (:eyes:)

Sierra: The Studmuffin Sergeant (:eyes:)

catlover79
11-20-2007, 06:19 PM
Dietrich: Mensa's Best Friend

Bed, Bath & Bernice

You Can Depends on Me (starring Fish)

OH Nuts!
12-15-2007, 12:42 AM
Dietrich and The Daily Double

A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course (aka Nick's Day At The Races)

Harris and Hugo's Boss

There's A Fungus Among Us (aka The Scanlon Affair)

A Throne Fit For A King (aka Fish Remodels The Bathroom)

The Royal Flush (aka Fish's Great Poker Hand)

Wojo Goes to DoJo, HoJo, SoHo, NoLita and Rita!

I'll "Sign" For It (aka Levitt Saves The Day)

catlover79
12-17-2007, 01:04 PM
^ :rofl:

catlover79
04-01-2008, 06:05 PM
Lugermeister

Why Is Everyone Always Picking on Me? (starring Levitt)

Chano, We Hardly Knew Ye

Wentworth Her Weight in Gold

Park Detail is a Drag...Literally!!

catlover79
05-01-2008, 06:06 PM
Spit Three Times on the Floor if You Want Me

Every Little Breeze Screams Bernice!! (starring Fish)

Where in the World is Gregory Sierra? :confused: :(

AB
05-02-2008, 03:04 PM
Rats, Who Took The Money And Run

Raindrops Keep Falling On Our Heads Cause The Ceiling Caved In

catlover79
05-02-2008, 04:02 PM
^ The rats took the MARIJUANA and ran...but not before biting Wojo in the leg. :eek: :lol:

AB
05-02-2008, 04:24 PM
^Oops, I'm mixing up those two episodes.

Zoneboy
05-02-2008, 05:17 PM
Pale Stale Jail

We can't afford truth serum so give the prisoners a cup of Yemana's coffee

Cops, Coffee and Constant Complaining

I'm back in the Twilight Zone again with even more dummies (starring George Murdock)

Spell my name and win your bail bond (starring Wojciehowicz)

catlover79
05-02-2008, 06:09 PM
^ Charles, you never cease to amaze me with your amazing titles!! I'm still laughing. :rofl:

OH Nuts!
05-03-2008, 10:52 AM
Bernice Goes To Chippendale's

Wentworth The Exotic Dancer

Scanlon's Personality Transplant

Nick's Daily Double Spells Lots Of Trouble

Chano Goes Kung-Foo Fighting (and it was a little bit frightening cause he was fast as lightening!)

Harris's Unpressed Gucci T-Shirt

Wojo and Marty At The Hockey Game

Dietrich And The Undefeated Jeopardy Champion

Marty's Makeup Makeover Masterfully Made at Macy's

catlover79
05-03-2008, 10:56 AM
^ I'd like to see that hockey game one, actually. :rofl:

OH Nuts!
05-08-2008, 06:36 AM
A Fifth On The 25th At The 12th

Wojo and The Playboy Bunny

Nick's Triple Perfecta

Dietrich and The Nietzche Look Alike

Fish's Laxative Commercial

Hey! There's A Tiny Wrinkle On My Tailored Shirt (aka Harris's Lament)

Brownies With A Kick

Fish And The Ex Lax Heiress (aka Kay O. Peck-Tate)

catlover79
05-10-2008, 09:52 PM
Cops & Rubber Donuts (starring Fish)

Big Little Man (starring Levitt)

Disappearing Family (the Millers)

The Case of Harris & the Missing Afro Sheen

Chano's COMB-ing For Clues

catlover79
05-10-2008, 09:53 PM
A Fifth On The 25th At The 12th

Wojo and The Playboy Bunny

Nick's Triple Perfecta

Dietrich and The Nietzche Look Alike

Fish's Laxative Commercial

Hey! There's A Tiny Wrinkle On My Tailored Shirt (aka Harris's Lament)

Brownies With A Kick

Fish And The Ex Lax Heiress (aka Kay O. Peck-Tate)
:rofl: Those ones about Fish are awful, Rich. :brent

OH Nuts!
05-11-2008, 08:56 AM
Corned Beef Hash

Hey! This Dessert's Gone To Pot!

Harris's Hugo Boss Hand Me Downs

Fish And The Sunsweet Prune Lady

The Bernice and Fran Drescher Diction Academy

Lugar's Megillah While Fressing With Ida Morgenstern in Da Bronx (BTW, this also aired on Rhoda! ha ha)

Rock Steady (A Day In The Life of Barney Miller)

catlover79
06-06-2008, 01:33 PM
^ :rofl:

catlover79
09-02-2008, 09:57 PM
Clueless & Classless aka The Frank Luger Story

Take a Chance on Chano (:eyes:)

Saks and the City (starring Det. Ron Harris and Blair Warner from Facts of Life)

Barney's Days of the Week Ties

Officer Shortcake (Levitt)

catlover79
09-03-2008, 01:48 PM
These all star the one and only Sgt. Nick Yemana:

Preakness Performance

Santa Anita Claus

Grudgematch: Nick Yemana vs. Juan Valdez

Throw the Bookie Out With the Bathwater

Bookie It! (Nick's favorite Pizza Hut program)

;) :D

catlover79
09-08-2008, 01:36 PM
Kung Fu Chano (not only did Chano do some karate moves, Gregory Sierra also guested on Kung Fu in 1973!)

Chano Vs. The IRS

Tales From the Crypt (now co-hosted by Sgt. Phil Fish & Inspector Frank Luger)

Sgt. Ron Harris & the Mystery of Why Wide Lapels Went Out of Style

Boys Club (aka Why No Women Cops Lasted More Than 5 Episodes at the 1-2)

catlover79
11-08-2008, 04:05 PM
Not Laughing in the Rain (the 1-2 is stuck with an unfunny comedian during the worst rainstorm of the year)

Inspector Lugar's Days of the Week Bow Ties

Bad Coffee & Rubber Doughnuts (starring Yemana & Fish)

catlover79
11-13-2008, 04:56 PM
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man (Yemana)

Sixth Street Blues (where the 12th is located in NYC)

Fish's Fine Fedoras

Smart Guy aka The Arthur P. Dietrich Story

Squiggy's in the Clink (with special guest star David L. Lander)

Mr. Carlin the Bigamist (with special guest star Jack Riley)

Fish & the Great Bran Shortage of 1976

Casual Friday - What's THAT?! (Harris)

Dress Down Days (Harris goes to work in a $200 rather than a $500 suit)

Sgt. Sideburns (Gregory Sierra as Season 2 progressed :eyes: :drool: ;) :lol:)

OH Nuts!
11-19-2008, 09:11 AM
Yemena's Heavenly Coffee ( aka Nick's Affair With The Chock Full Of Nuts Lady)

Yemena's Secret Crush on Mrs. Folger

The Biggest Longshot of All: Nick's Coffee Races To The Finish Line A Winner!

Lugar's Short Story Dumbfounds All

Fish Judges Prune Baking Contest LOL!

I'm A Pest And You're Not! - The Det. Lugar Story

Dietrich's Ghost Writing Stint At Encyclopedia Brittanica

catlover79
11-19-2008, 02:56 PM
^ BEAUTIFUL. :rofl: :clap

Marvo301
03-11-2009, 07:04 PM
I Wanna Be a Detective!(starring Levitt)
Cop by Day - Author by Night (Harris)
Bad Coffee - Good cops
I'm not Dead (Fish)
Fish Stories
I'm not Nuts (Wojo)
What a Drag (mugging detail)
Barney's Boys
The Philosopher Cop (Dietrich)
Station House/Mad House
Kooks, Con Men, and Lost Souls (everyone comes to the twelfth)
It's Miller Time!
I Love Luger (a Desilu production)
Wide Ties and Wide Eyes (Wojo)
Nick's Coffee - The Real Gamble!
Literary Lawman (Harris)

Marvo301
03-11-2009, 08:39 PM
Squad Room Squabbles

catlover79
03-11-2009, 09:09 PM
:rofl: Great job, Marv! Now you have to tackle Mary Tyler Moore, Rhoda, Dukes of Hazzard, Little House on the Prairie, Family Ties, Perfect Strangers, Sanford & Son, Good Times, Soap, Benson...we have rejected titles there, too. :D

catlover79
03-24-2009, 11:29 AM
Please Don't Eat the Brownies

Luger's Boring Stories

Delusions, Delusions (Luger)

Battista, We Hardly Knew Ye

Get Thee a Tranquilizer Gun!! (Battista)

catlover79
03-24-2009, 01:39 PM
It's a Suck Up Life (Levitt)

Leave the Rapid Fire Spanish to Chano!! (Battista)

Short & Shorter (Battista & Levitt)

Stick that Rand Report Where the Sun Don't Shine! (Wojo)

Out of this World (Dietrich taking the lie detector test)

catlover79
03-28-2009, 04:28 PM
Apples, Peaches, Humble Pie (Harris)

Who Needs Encyclopedia Brittanica When You've Got Dietrich?

The Liccori Story

Ambulance Chaser At Law (Arnold Ripner)

Try, Try, Try, Try Again (Wojo and the sergeant's exam)

catlover79
03-30-2009, 09:15 PM
You Had Me at H-H-HELLO!? (Harris)

All Our Criminals Look the Same (same actors/different characters)

The Bane of My Existence (Dietrich to Harris, Bernice to Fish)

Marvo301
03-30-2009, 09:29 PM
Detective Wentworth is Working Undercover (as a waitress in Phoenix)
I'll Book You After I Call My Bookie (Nick)

catlover79
03-30-2009, 09:31 PM
^ :rofl:

OH Nuts!
03-30-2009, 10:54 PM
Marty's Tasteful "Lifts"

Scanlon: The Fungus Among Us

Levitt Busts "The Lollipop Guild"

40th Anniversary Love Affair: Bernice and Fish Split A Prune Danish and Glass of Metamucil LOL!

Dietrich's Dilemma: Whose The Better Philosopher: Sartre or Nietzche?

Dwarf Aliens Storm 12th Pcnt. - Proclaim Levitt Long Lost Leader

catlover79
03-30-2009, 11:01 PM
Rich, you ROCK!! :rofl: props:

OH Nuts!
03-30-2009, 11:19 PM
Rich, you ROCK!! :rofl: props:

You're sweet! Thanks! Once I've polished off all of Season 1 of Room 222, its on to just-released Season 3 of our favorite police Cptn. & his charges!

catlover79
03-30-2009, 11:21 PM
You're sweet! Thanks! Once I've polished off all of Season 1 of Room 222, its on to just-released Season 3 of our favorite police Cptn. & his charges!
I've already finished season 3 AND watched most of season 4 on imdb. :cool: I'm still waiting for Room 222 (I put a hold on it at the library).

OH Nuts!
03-30-2009, 11:36 PM
I've already finished season 3 AND watched most of season 4 on imdb. :cool: I'm still waiting for Room 222 (I put a hold on it at the library).

I plan to crack out my Season 3's probably over the weekend. (maybe sooner). And re Room 222, it's worth the wait! For me its grand old nostalgia, I grew up right along side the show - I was a freshman in HS when it debuted. I think you'll like it!

catlover79
03-30-2009, 11:52 PM
^ Cool!! :cool:

You're Doing a Heck of a Job, Brownies

The Bickersons (Wojo & Wentworth)

He's Misstra Know-it-All (Dietrich)

catlover79
05-12-2009, 11:41 PM
I plan to crack out my Season 3's probably over the weekend. (maybe sooner). And re Room 222, it's worth the wait! For me its grand old nostalgia, I grew up right along side the show - I was a freshman in HS when it debuted. I think you'll like it!
I got started on Room 222, but had to take it back to the library because someone else had a hold on it. So I put another hold on it and hopefully I'll be able to finish it soon. I really like the show so far. :D

Back to Barney - DIG INTO SEASON 3 ASAP, brother!! :D

OH Nuts!
05-12-2009, 11:47 PM
I got started on Room 222, but had to take it back to the library because someone else had a hold on it. So I put another hold on it and hopefully I'll be able to finish it soon. I really like the show so far. :D

Back to Barney - DIG INTO SEASON 3 ASAP, brother!! :D

I really must this weekend. You can never get too much Barney. (Scanlon, however, is another story!)

catlover79
05-12-2009, 11:49 PM
I really must this weekend. You can never get too much Barney. (Scanlon, however, is another story!)
Who was slimier - Scanlon or Arnold Ripner?? :rofl:

OH Nuts!
05-16-2009, 11:47 PM
Who was slimier - Scanlon or Arnold Ripner?? :rofl:

IMO, its a toss up. And that's exactly what I want to do when I think of those two jokers....toss up! :barf:

catlover79
05-16-2009, 11:50 PM
IMO, its a toss up. And that's exactly what I want to do when I think of those two jokers....toss up! :barf:
Me too!! Remember Scanlon's tiff with Wentworth in Season 2?? :rofl:

OH Nuts!
05-17-2009, 11:28 PM
Me too!! Remember Scanlon's tiff with Wentworth in Season 2?? :rofl:

oops. Sorry not offhand. What ep(s). I'll go back & watch. And btw, I've started S#3 - have seen the first 4 eps. It's MILLER TIME, so to speak!;) :)

catlover79
05-18-2009, 08:50 AM
oops. Sorry not offhand. What ep(s). I'll go back & watch. And btw, I've started S#3 - have seen the first 4 eps. It's MILLER TIME, so to speak!;) :)
The Scanlon/Wentworth tiff was in the episode "Block Party". It's good you've gotten into the S3 set - you'll have more rejected titles to add. :D

OH Nuts!
05-22-2009, 05:48 PM
The Scanlon/Wentworth tiff was in the episode "Block Party". It's good you've gotten into the S3 set - you'll have more rejected titles to add. :D


Well here's a preview of things to come "Marty "Camps" Out In the 12th Precinct" (I hereby officially proclaim this weekend "Miller Time" - meaning some serious watching of S3!!!;)

catlover79
05-22-2009, 10:28 PM
Well here's a preview of things to come "Marty "Camps" Out In the 12th Precinct" (I hereby officially proclaim this weekend "Miller Time" - meaning some serious watching of S3!!!;)
Woohoo!! Let the fun begin!! :D

OH Nuts!
05-23-2009, 10:27 AM
Woohoo!! Let the fun begin!! :D
And so it shall!

Retitle Rejects for Eps 1-8 S#3

12th Precinct Slumber Party

Inspector Lugar "Loves His Guys" And He's Not Gay!

Thank Heavens For Little Pests [aka The Inspector Lugar (or Carl Levitt) Story]

Werewolf Mudwrestling: A Sport That Makes Harris "Howling Mad"

Jilly Swims "With The Fishes" LOL

Arnold the Shystermiester

Mr. Driscoll's "Camping" Experience With Marty

Unleaded Coffee (aka The Driscoll Method)

Don't "Needle" Wojo (aka Needling Wojo?: Not For The "Faint" Of Heart!)

Harris The Nurses's Aide

Panty Raid at Seigel's

Ms. Pierce's Chippendale Adventure with Wojo (aka I Want The One With Muscles To Examine Me!)

All Bugged Out In The 12th Precinct (aka Coming To Terms With The Grippe)

The Crosstown Bus Whiplash Misadventure

catlover79
05-23-2009, 10:31 AM
^ :rofl: You're off to a great start, Rich.

OH Nuts!
05-23-2009, 10:39 AM
^ :rofl: You're off to a great start, Rich.

Let Round Two (Disc 2) Begin! With the infamous Pot ep no less. You can count on a LOT OF rejected titles for that one - definitely one of the classic eps! I'm getting the munchies just thinking about it LOL!

catlover79
05-23-2009, 10:51 AM
Let Round Two (Disc 2) Begin! With the infamous Pot ep no less. You can count on a LOT OF rejected titles for that one - definitely one of the classic eps! I'm getting the munchies just thinking about it LOL!
I look forward to reading them, Rich. :D

OH Nuts!
05-25-2009, 04:49 PM
I look forward to reading them, Rich. :D

And here we go!!!

True Blue (aka Barney Doesn't "Shrink" From Fidelity)

Charles, Lenny, Neil, Bob, Ted, Carol and Alice LOL

Blue Christmas, Yemena Style

Nick "Hooks" Up For Xmas

Hey, What's For Dessert? POT LUCK!! LOL

May I Please Have 3 Pizzas and 5 Quarts of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream with my Brownies Pleez! :lol:

"Hashing" It Out In The 12th Precinct

Fish Cheesecake (retitle for Community Relations Ep)

Wojo sez "I Cade The Mollar" (retitle for Community Relations Ep)

The DA PA (aka Mr. Loudmouth Visits The 12th Precinct)

Harris Stop Smoking? Don't "Bet" On It!

Wojo "Beats" It (retitle for The Rand Report)

Mr. Prior's Starts A Fire (retitle for Fire '77)

Shabu Shabu Hot Pot Yum Yum Gag with Nick Yemena Very Special Stinky Sauce

catlover79
05-25-2009, 08:18 PM
^ :rofl: :brent I'm surprised no one hired a food taster for whenever Nick whipped up some "delicacy". puke:

OH Nuts!
05-25-2009, 09:34 PM
^ :rofl: :brent I'm surprised no one hired a food taster for whenever Nick whipped up some "delicacy". puke:

or fumigated the place!:lol: :wave:

catlover79
05-25-2009, 11:20 PM
or fumigated the place!:lol: :wave:
How about him using the rainwater in the coffee to "filter out the impurities"? YUCK!! :lol:

Marvo301
05-25-2009, 11:30 PM
How about him using the rainwater in the coffee to "filter out the impurities"? YUCK!! :lol:
Hey, with Nick's coffee anything would be an improvement!!

catlover79
05-26-2009, 12:12 AM
Hey, with Nick's coffee anything would be an improvement!!
Good point. :lol:

OH Nuts!
05-26-2009, 07:53 AM
Yep, Nick's coffee makes you want to be a tea drinker. (But poor Nick, he was so crestfallen when Mr. Driscoll came in and made a to die for cuppa....another classic ep - well actually 2 since it was a Part 1 & 2)

catlover79
05-26-2009, 11:39 AM
Yep, Nick's coffee makes you want to be a tea drinker. (But poor Nick, he was so crestfallen when Mr. Driscoll came in and made a to die for cuppa....another classic ep - when actually 2 since it was a Part 1 & 2)
Oh yes...poor Nick. But he could've helped his cause by actually cleaning out the coffee cups once in a while!! :eek: :lol:

Marvo301
05-26-2009, 06:08 PM
Oh yes...poor Nick. But he could've helped his cause by actually cleaning out the coffee cups once in a while!! :eek: :lol:
But who has time with all those horse races to bet on?

catlover79
05-26-2009, 07:49 PM
But who has time with all those horse races to bet on?
As Nick himself would say, "Let Fish do it!" :lol:

catlover79
05-27-2009, 11:09 AM
Slimy & Slimier (Scanlon and Arnold Ripner...or vice versa! :lol:)

Chano's Days of the Week Flannel Shirts

Witchy Woman (Wentworth on PMS)

OH Nuts!
05-28-2009, 06:12 AM
some retitle rejects for Fire 77 ep:

Two Be Or Not Two Be

The Crook Who Doesn't Have A Prayer

Religious Pyromaniacs Of The World Unite!

catlover79
05-28-2009, 08:18 AM
^ Fire '77 was one of my favorites in that set. Love the titles. :rofl:

catlover79
05-31-2009, 01:10 AM
Rich, are you going to watch the free S4 eps on hulu (and/or imdb)? You're going to get a LOT more material watching some of those eps. :rofl:

OH Nuts!
05-31-2009, 01:07 PM
Rich, are you going to watch the free S4 eps on hulu (and/or imdb)? You're going to get a LOT more material watching some of those eps. :rofl:


they're up next on my viewing list. Here's some titles for the eps on Disc#3 S#3:


Back to Godhead...and Providence!

Harris Hemingway's Harlequin Hissy Fit

Levitt "Rises" To The Occasion

Mr. Hot Shot Army Lt. Commander's ROTC-Totsie Anti-Pinko Tirade ("Bunker" Style)

He's my Date! Don't Steal Him From Me

You're Gonna Get A Bang-Up Letter of Commendation LEVINE!:lol:

The Nudge Who Crossed The Blue Picket Line

"Dr." Lorraine Doolie's "W-Rated" Sexual Dysfunction Techniques (not quite X-rated but very very close)

Mr. Janinsky and Marty ARE NOT Frivolous!

catlover79
05-31-2009, 03:36 PM
Rich, you are THE MAN!! :clap :rofl: :brent

catlover79
01-30-2010, 03:23 PM
The where are they now article Charles posted mentions the cast as:

The Barney Bunch

I like that - wish I would've thought of it. :lol:

barnabus62
01-30-2010, 11:01 PM
It's Miller Time!:crazy:

catlover79
01-31-2010, 09:46 AM
^ No Miller Lite for me. :lol: Give me the real thing!! :lol:

AB
11-05-2011, 03:56 PM
Jail Birds Who Jail Break

No-Show Wojo (always signing in late for work)

catlover79
11-09-2011, 08:18 PM
^ That Wojo one is hilarious. :rofl:

catlover79
05-24-2012, 07:38 PM
Wojciehowicz Meets Wolowitz (Barney Miller meets The Big Bang Theory)

OH Nuts!
01-27-2013, 12:49 AM
Well, Antenna TV is near the end of S#3 and should be starting S#4 soon. When they do, I'll start watching and burning the eps to DVD. Looking forward to S#4 on Antenna. They are a fantastic channel - 200 times better than lame a** TV Land.

catlover79
01-27-2013, 03:41 PM
They are - I love Antenna TV!!!! :D

OH Nuts!
01-27-2013, 05:12 PM
They are - I love Antenna TV!!!! :D

Yup. And I just checked Antenna's schedule - the first S#4 ep airs Thurs Feb 7. I have it marked in my calendar so I don't forget to burn it to DVD.

catlover79
01-28-2013, 03:05 AM
Getting back to the titles, here's one for Wojo -

You Ain't Nothin' But a Horndog

:lol:

OH Nuts!
02-08-2013, 01:03 AM
(I just got in and watched "Corporation" ep)

Mrs. Hirsch Has Nothing To Say!

The Bermuda Triangle: Wojo, Mrs. Hirsch and "Samsonite" lol

Laneer The Southpaw

Harris: All Flushed Out And On A Roll

The Dirty Word on 65th Floor Across

Targer Is Ready To "Dye"

Laneer Says: My Mother Made Me Wear These "Briefs"

Nick's Coffee Gets EVERYONE Talking (and Wretching lol)

Nick's Coffee: Police Brutality **OR** Cruel And Unusual Punishment?

catlover79
02-08-2013, 01:57 AM
^ :rofl: Brilliant!!!

OH Nuts!
02-08-2013, 10:08 AM
^ :rofl: Brilliant!!!

Thx! We're expecting a big snowstorm here in NYC & I expect to be holed up and watching the other 3 eps that aired on Antenna last night. (I'm so glad they've finally gotten to S#4!). Now time for some Yemena heavenly roast coffee....:barf:

OH Nuts!
02-09-2013, 11:29 AM
(Grr! My reception dropped for half of Fish Retires Part I. But I did get most of Part II)

Frank Luger Foot-In-The-Mouth Disease

Levitt The Letter Pest (When You Care To Annoy The Very Best)

Fish Out Of Water? (Fish Retires)

Fish's Dear "John" Letter: You're "Can" - ned!

"Bond"-ing With Wojo

Mr. Summer And The Enchanted Kingdom

"Write-On Harris!

And one in general:

Dietrich And The Nubile Mensa Maiden

catlover79
02-09-2013, 02:58 PM
:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

OH Nuts!
02-10-2013, 10:24 PM
(the "Burial" and "Copycat" eps)

Where's Leonard? In Central Park Of Corpse!

My Mortician The Kvetch

"Fish"-ing Out Leonard's Burial Plot

Nick's TV Guide Plot Of The Week

Harris Mad, Fails To "Cop" Pad

That Drunk Is A Real "Pistol"!

Yong Fang
03-14-2013, 06:54 AM
The Jack Soo Show.

catlover79
03-14-2013, 11:13 AM
^ Awwwwwww...:D

AB
06-10-2014, 07:50 PM
(from the Werewolf episode)

An American Werewolf in Custody
A Nightmare for Nick

OH Nuts!
06-10-2014, 10:26 PM
Nick's Nag Snags The Bag (aka Nick Finally Picks A Winner)
Marty: The Man Of "Steal"
Luger Has "V.D."!!! (Verbal Diarrhea)
Scanlon The Slime: Repulsive All The Time!

AB
06-11-2014, 04:53 PM
^ (lol!) ^


(from The Layoff episode)

Left out and laid off
Three men and no paycheck
Wojo, Harris & Chano go solo

OH Nuts!
07-02-2014, 10:44 AM
Wojo Makes "GQ" (Gross Questionable attire)
Harris's Cleaner Kickback
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci (a.k.a. Harris's date with The Sledge Sisters)
Fish's Prune Juice Commercial Moving Right Along!
Scanlon Tells The Truth And His Nose Grows Larger
Hey Levitt: What's That Brown Stuff On Your Nose?
Levitt "Shorts" Out The 12th
Nick's Slick Picks Frequently Fail To Click
"Poco" The Hooker Stud

OH Nuts!
05-20-2021, 01:28 PM
Fish: Just A “Regular” Guy?

Fish’s “Moving” Experience

Fish and The Sunsweet Prune Slush (Flush?) Fund

Gibson Girl
08-01-2024, 11:18 AM
Luger's Dream Team (Foster, Kleiner & Brown)