View Full Version : Rejected titles...LOL
catlover79 07-06-2007, 06:40 PM Chano WHO!?
Wonder Wentworth
(Working) Pipe Dreams
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old 1-2
The Days and Nights of the Old Racket Squad
I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up (starring Fish)
It's Not Easy Being Sane (starring Barney)
You're Not Going to Wear THAT, Are You?? (starring Harris)
I Was a Metrosexual Before They Invented the Term!! (starring Harris)
Take My Coffee...PLEASE! (starring Yemana)
The REALLY Odd Couple (starring Harris & Dietrich)
Jailhouse Dump
Wojo's Women
Barney and Friends
catlover79 07-06-2007, 07:20 PM Wojo's World
Hey, Could We Have More Brownies??
How To Bust Heads Without Really Trying (starring Luger)
Short People (starring Levitt)
We Want Respect!!
Ireneparalegal 07-06-2007, 07:27 PM COFFEE ANYONE? BY YEMANA
WOJO'S DESIGNING WOMEN
FISH STICKS
FISH & CHIPS
FISH FRY
BARNEY BUT NO FRED
CHANO & THE GUYS
CHANO & ALICE
BARNEY'S BLUES CLUES
OLD GEEZER AND THE GUYS
WENTWORTH'S PRISONERS
catlover79 07-06-2007, 07:37 PM If You Survived Mel's Chili and Thelma's Oatmeal, You Can Survive My Coffee! (starring Yemana)
The World According To Wojo
Our Prisoners Get The No Carpet Treatment
Banging On The Pipes
We've Never Been Closed by the Health Department (At Least, Not Yet)
Bringing in the Sleaze
Ireneparalegal 07-06-2007, 07:41 PM FEMALE PRISONERS? THIS WAY TO WOJO'S DESK
YEMANA'S JAILHOUSE COFFEE BLUES
DETECTIVES "R" US
LADIES NIGHT: WHEN WOJO IS WORKING
FISH'S FLOUNDERS
catlover79 07-06-2007, 07:45 PM Hey, Who Stole Fish's Dentures??
Who Needs Chippendales When You Have Chano? (:eyes: :heart: ;))
Harris' House of Hash
My Wife & Kids...Whom We Never See (starring Barney)
Shut Off the Lights and Hide - Luger's Coming!!!
Streetwalkers Walk Away From Wojo
The Polish Prince of Poon (starring Wojo)
I Lost on Jeopardy - To Dietrich!!
Squeaky Chalk Talk (starring Yemana)
Mikado 07-06-2007, 10:12 PM -Arresting Developments
-12th Men Out
-Kooks in the cage
-What's up with Kopeknie?
-Barney Miller, mustache at law!
Ireneparalegal 07-06-2007, 10:17 PM Why Did My Mom Name Me Barney?
WoJo aka WoHo (what a ho)
NYPD Dudes
NYPD Duds
NYPD's Not So Finest
catlover79 07-06-2007, 11:20 PM Overworked & Underpaid: The Hardknock Life
Bran Muffins, Prunes & Rubber Donuts: The Phil Fish Story
Bedknobs & Bernice
That's DETECTIVE Egghead To You! (starring Dietrich)
It's Not Easy Being Short (starring Levitt)
Subterranean Coffee Blues
Bookies, Burglars and Bars: Oh My!!
catlover79 07-07-2007, 12:54 PM Manhattan Prison Blues
I Walk the Sobriety Line
Sergeant New York
Cavity Searches in About an Hour
Escape From New York's 12th Precinct
Scared Of Scanlon
catlover79 07-08-2007, 04:48 PM Son of Scanlon
It's Miller Time!
Miller Lite
Something Fishy Going On
Indict Me!
Finding Wojo
Harris-burg
Pimp My Cell
You Had Me at Chano (:eyes:)
catlover79 07-08-2007, 08:27 PM Barney's Angels
NYPD Heat
Fish Needs an Elevator!!
Bathroom Blues
Busted By Barney
Underpaid For Undercover
Already Gone 07-08-2007, 10:29 PM Plainclothes Blues (Levitt)
That's Ms. Cop To You (Wentworth)
catlover79 07-08-2007, 10:30 PM Marty, Queen of the Precinct
I Was a Middle-Aged Werewolf (starring Mr. Kopeckny)
catlover79 07-10-2007, 12:24 AM I Love Luger
We Got THE Beat
Night Stick Fever
Bad Case of Booking You
Here's Booking at You, Kid
catlover79 07-10-2007, 01:54 PM Pass the Prune Juice & Preparation H (starring Fish)
Welcome to the Jungle
Our Cell is Your Cell
Looney Tunes
Funny Farm
We've Got Plenty of Misfits
Don't Cell Yourself Short (starring Levitt)
Freeze Felon
Lock Em Up Levitt
Ireneparalegal 07-11-2007, 08:36 PM Fort Apache
Full House of Whores
Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Cops
Gimme a Break or I will Lock You Up
catlover79 07-16-2007, 01:51 PM Dietrich Knows...Everything
Clueless Luger
Barney the Unflappable
Do I Look Good or What? (starring Harris)
Barney, Burglars and Bail: Oh My!
For He's a Barney Good Fellow
No Blarney with Barney
Cuckoo for Chano (:eyes:)
By the Book Barney
Mikado 07-16-2007, 02:24 PM T*U*N*A
(Fish in the can)
;)
JAlanRuss72 07-19-2007, 02:45 PM "Bernice Who?"
"Why Wentworth Moved to Phoenix and Changed Her Name to Alice" (by Mel Sharples)
"Guide to Effective Hemhorroid Surgery" (by Phil Fish, M.D.)
"Stocks, Bonds, Big Gold Bars . . . GOD I Want to BE SOMEBODY" (A Hopeful work of fiction by R.N. Harris)
"Cockroaches- The Closest Thing I Had to a Pet" (Det. Yemana)
"Guide to the Best Striped Ties in America/ AKA How to Succeed with Your Sleeves Halfway Rolled Up" (Capt. Miller)
"Embarrassed to be a Puerto Rican" (A British work by Sgt. Chano Amanguille)
"Sir GENT" (Coming to a Magazine near YOU . . . Maybe)
"Ripping Out the Tongues of Suspects by the ROOTS- How to do it with Love" (by Stan Wojochoweitz, author of the 1976 Bestseller 'Your TIE is Too Wide')
Great Show.
catlover79 07-19-2007, 02:54 PM Hey, Who Stole My Afro Sheen? (starring Harris)
Running Through The Sewers of NYC
Bewitched, Bothered and Bernice
(By the way, Jeff, your titles are AWESOME!!)
JAlanRuss72 07-19-2007, 03:13 PM Hey, Who Stole My Afro Sheen? (starring Harris)
Running Through The Sewers of NYC
Bewitched, Bothered and Bernice
(By the way, Jeff, your titles are AWESOME!!)
Thanks!!!:wave:
I forgot one-
"When Flushing Is Obstructing Justice" (by Fish, author of 1977's "He was Always Number One at the Ole One-Two")- lol
catlover79 07-19-2007, 03:58 PM Get Me to the John on Time (starring Fish)
catlover79 08-19-2007, 01:29 AM Wine, Women & Wojo OR
Whine, Wentworth & Wojo
The Twilight Zone (:lol:)
Why Can't We Spit on the Floor!?
catlover79 08-21-2007, 12:00 AM The Cop With the 200 IQ (Dietrich)
Nick Yemana as The Gambler
12th Angry Men
Hooked on Polish (Wojo)
Not Fit For Human Consumption: An In-Depth History of Sgt. Nick Yemana's Coffee
We Get Less Respect (and Even Less Pay) Than Rodney Dangerfield
Pest, Thy Name is Levitt
I Traded in a Blue Uniform for a Pink Uniform (Wentworth)
You're My Best Friend (Harris & Dietrich)
One's a Clotheshorse, One Just Bets on Horses (Harris & Yemana)
Battleaxe Bernice
A is for Arthur (Dietrich)
I Depend on Depends (Fish)
You Spell it Like it Sounds: Polish in Ten Easy Lessons (hosted by Det. Stanley Wojciehowicz)
Blue Jean Baby (Chano) (:eyes:)
On the Good Ship Serenity (Harris)
Dietrich's Believe It or Not!!
Irish Eyes Are Not Smiling (Det. Kelly)
OH Nuts! 08-21-2007, 09:52 PM Fish's Laxative
Harris's Tailor Failure
Commissioner Miller: Goodbye Precinct?
Wentworth's Fargo Cargo
Amanguille and the Celia Cruz Affair (Azucar?)
Bernice "Escorts" the Swinger
Dietrich's College Bowl Caper
Levitt Meets Randy Newman
Wojo Goes To HoJo
catlover79 08-22-2007, 01:20 AM ^ :lol: I really like the Wojo/HoJo title, and the Randy Newman one is pretty funny, too. Always fun to have someone new join in on this funny game! (Isn't that right - Irene, Mikey, Katie, Ann? ;))
OH Nuts! 08-22-2007, 01:34 AM GR8 Thread!!!
Mikado 08-22-2007, 02:02 AM Always fun to have someone new join in on this funny game! (Isn't that right - Irene, Mikey, Katie, Ann? ;))
Yeah..the more, the merrier! :)
catlover79 08-23-2007, 02:00 AM Happy Shooting Clams
We Want More Brownies...and Cheeseburgers!!
Disappearing Chano (:()
REALLY Wide Ties
REALLY Grumpy Old Men (starring Fish and Luger)
catlover79 08-27-2007, 01:43 PM Chock Full of Nuts
Bark At the Moon (starring Mr. Kopeckny)
catlover79 09-21-2007, 12:03 PM Brother Silver Hair (starring Barney)
The Ringmaster (also starring Barney)
Barney & Bailey's Ringling Circus
Looking for Luger (So We Can All HIDE!!)
Levitt's Lollipop Guild (inspired by rich p; also starring Louie DePalma of Taxi)
Short People (starring the above)
OUR Theme Song is Better than YOURS!!
Home Sweet Dump (the 12th)
Pins & Needles...Make Me Faint (starring Wojo)
Streetwalkers SUCK! (also starring Wojo)
Exile on Sixth Street (where the 12th is located in NYC)
Come for the $50 Shirts, Stay for the Afro Sheen (starring Harris)
B.A.P.S. (Black American Pretentious Sergeant) (Harris)
Every Day is Casual Friday (starring Chano)
Chano in the City (:eyes:)
Sierra: The Studmuffin Sergeant (:eyes:)
catlover79 11-20-2007, 06:19 PM Dietrich: Mensa's Best Friend
Bed, Bath & Bernice
You Can Depends on Me (starring Fish)
OH Nuts! 12-15-2007, 12:42 AM Dietrich and The Daily Double
A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course (aka Nick's Day At The Races)
Harris and Hugo's Boss
There's A Fungus Among Us (aka The Scanlon Affair)
A Throne Fit For A King (aka Fish Remodels The Bathroom)
The Royal Flush (aka Fish's Great Poker Hand)
Wojo Goes to DoJo, HoJo, SoHo, NoLita and Rita!
I'll "Sign" For It (aka Levitt Saves The Day)
catlover79 12-17-2007, 01:04 PM ^ :rofl:
catlover79 04-01-2008, 06:05 PM Lugermeister
Why Is Everyone Always Picking on Me? (starring Levitt)
Chano, We Hardly Knew Ye
Wentworth Her Weight in Gold
Park Detail is a Drag...Literally!!
catlover79 05-01-2008, 06:06 PM Spit Three Times on the Floor if You Want Me
Every Little Breeze Screams Bernice!! (starring Fish)
Where in the World is Gregory Sierra? :confused: :(
Rats, Who Took The Money And Run
Raindrops Keep Falling On Our Heads Cause The Ceiling Caved In
catlover79 05-02-2008, 04:02 PM ^ The rats took the MARIJUANA and ran...but not before biting Wojo in the leg. :eek: :lol:
^Oops, I'm mixing up those two episodes.
Zoneboy 05-02-2008, 05:17 PM Pale Stale Jail
We can't afford truth serum so give the prisoners a cup of Yemana's coffee
Cops, Coffee and Constant Complaining
I'm back in the Twilight Zone again with even more dummies (starring George Murdock)
Spell my name and win your bail bond (starring Wojciehowicz)
catlover79 05-02-2008, 06:09 PM ^ Charles, you never cease to amaze me with your amazing titles!! I'm still laughing. :rofl:
OH Nuts! 05-03-2008, 10:52 AM Bernice Goes To Chippendale's
Wentworth The Exotic Dancer
Scanlon's Personality Transplant
Nick's Daily Double Spells Lots Of Trouble
Chano Goes Kung-Foo Fighting (and it was a little bit frightening cause he was fast as lightening!)
Harris's Unpressed Gucci T-Shirt
Wojo and Marty At The Hockey Game
Dietrich And The Undefeated Jeopardy Champion
Marty's Makeup Makeover Masterfully Made at Macy's
catlover79 05-03-2008, 10:56 AM ^ I'd like to see that hockey game one, actually. :rofl:
OH Nuts! 05-08-2008, 06:36 AM A Fifth On The 25th At The 12th
Wojo and The Playboy Bunny
Nick's Triple Perfecta
Dietrich and The Nietzche Look Alike
Fish's Laxative Commercial
Hey! There's A Tiny Wrinkle On My Tailored Shirt (aka Harris's Lament)
Brownies With A Kick
Fish And The Ex Lax Heiress (aka Kay O. Peck-Tate)
catlover79 05-10-2008, 09:52 PM Cops & Rubber Donuts (starring Fish)
Big Little Man (starring Levitt)
Disappearing Family (the Millers)
The Case of Harris & the Missing Afro Sheen
Chano's COMB-ing For Clues
catlover79 05-10-2008, 09:53 PM A Fifth On The 25th At The 12th
Wojo and The Playboy Bunny
Nick's Triple Perfecta
Dietrich and The Nietzche Look Alike
Fish's Laxative Commercial
Hey! There's A Tiny Wrinkle On My Tailored Shirt (aka Harris's Lament)
Brownies With A Kick
Fish And The Ex Lax Heiress (aka Kay O. Peck-Tate)
:rofl: Those ones about Fish are awful, Rich. :brent
OH Nuts! 05-11-2008, 08:56 AM Corned Beef Hash
Hey! This Dessert's Gone To Pot!
Harris's Hugo Boss Hand Me Downs
Fish And The Sunsweet Prune Lady
The Bernice and Fran Drescher Diction Academy
Lugar's Megillah While Fressing With Ida Morgenstern in Da Bronx (BTW, this also aired on Rhoda! ha ha)
Rock Steady (A Day In The Life of Barney Miller)
catlover79 06-06-2008, 01:33 PM ^ :rofl:
catlover79 09-02-2008, 09:57 PM Clueless & Classless aka The Frank Luger Story
Take a Chance on Chano (:eyes:)
Saks and the City (starring Det. Ron Harris and Blair Warner from Facts of Life)
Barney's Days of the Week Ties
Officer Shortcake (Levitt)
catlover79 09-03-2008, 01:48 PM These all star the one and only Sgt. Nick Yemana:
Preakness Performance
Santa Anita Claus
Grudgematch: Nick Yemana vs. Juan Valdez
Throw the Bookie Out With the Bathwater
Bookie It! (Nick's favorite Pizza Hut program)
;) :D
catlover79 09-08-2008, 01:36 PM Kung Fu Chano (not only did Chano do some karate moves, Gregory Sierra also guested on Kung Fu in 1973!)
Chano Vs. The IRS
Tales From the Crypt (now co-hosted by Sgt. Phil Fish & Inspector Frank Luger)
Sgt. Ron Harris & the Mystery of Why Wide Lapels Went Out of Style
Boys Club (aka Why No Women Cops Lasted More Than 5 Episodes at the 1-2)
catlover79 11-08-2008, 04:05 PM Not Laughing in the Rain (the 1-2 is stuck with an unfunny comedian during the worst rainstorm of the year)
Inspector Lugar's Days of the Week Bow Ties
Bad Coffee & Rubber Doughnuts (starring Yemana & Fish)
catlover79 11-13-2008, 04:56 PM Ramblin' Gamblin' Man (Yemana)
Sixth Street Blues (where the 12th is located in NYC)
Fish's Fine Fedoras
Smart Guy aka The Arthur P. Dietrich Story
Squiggy's in the Clink (with special guest star David L. Lander)
Mr. Carlin the Bigamist (with special guest star Jack Riley)
Fish & the Great Bran Shortage of 1976
Casual Friday - What's THAT?! (Harris)
Dress Down Days (Harris goes to work in a $200 rather than a $500 suit)
Sgt. Sideburns (Gregory Sierra as Season 2 progressed :eyes: :drool: ;) :lol:)
OH Nuts! 11-19-2008, 09:11 AM Yemena's Heavenly Coffee ( aka Nick's Affair With The Chock Full Of Nuts Lady)
Yemena's Secret Crush on Mrs. Folger
The Biggest Longshot of All: Nick's Coffee Races To The Finish Line A Winner!
Lugar's Short Story Dumbfounds All
Fish Judges Prune Baking Contest LOL!
I'm A Pest And You're Not! - The Det. Lugar Story
Dietrich's Ghost Writing Stint At Encyclopedia Brittanica
catlover79 11-19-2008, 02:56 PM ^ BEAUTIFUL. :rofl: :clap
Marvo301 03-11-2009, 07:04 PM I Wanna Be a Detective!(starring Levitt)
Cop by Day - Author by Night (Harris)
Bad Coffee - Good cops
I'm not Dead (Fish)
Fish Stories
I'm not Nuts (Wojo)
What a Drag (mugging detail)
Barney's Boys
The Philosopher Cop (Dietrich)
Station House/Mad House
Kooks, Con Men, and Lost Souls (everyone comes to the twelfth)
It's Miller Time!
I Love Luger (a Desilu production)
Wide Ties and Wide Eyes (Wojo)
Nick's Coffee - The Real Gamble!
Literary Lawman (Harris)
Marvo301 03-11-2009, 08:39 PM Squad Room Squabbles
catlover79 03-11-2009, 09:09 PM :rofl: Great job, Marv! Now you have to tackle Mary Tyler Moore, Rhoda, Dukes of Hazzard, Little House on the Prairie, Family Ties, Perfect Strangers, Sanford & Son, Good Times, Soap, Benson...we have rejected titles there, too. :D
catlover79 03-24-2009, 11:29 AM Please Don't Eat the Brownies
Luger's Boring Stories
Delusions, Delusions (Luger)
Battista, We Hardly Knew Ye
Get Thee a Tranquilizer Gun!! (Battista)
catlover79 03-24-2009, 01:39 PM It's a Suck Up Life (Levitt)
Leave the Rapid Fire Spanish to Chano!! (Battista)
Short & Shorter (Battista & Levitt)
Stick that Rand Report Where the Sun Don't Shine! (Wojo)
Out of this World (Dietrich taking the lie detector test)
catlover79 03-28-2009, 04:28 PM Apples, Peaches, Humble Pie (Harris)
Who Needs Encyclopedia Brittanica When You've Got Dietrich?
The Liccori Story
Ambulance Chaser At Law (Arnold Ripner)
Try, Try, Try, Try Again (Wojo and the sergeant's exam)
catlover79 03-30-2009, 09:15 PM You Had Me at H-H-HELLO!? (Harris)
All Our Criminals Look the Same (same actors/different characters)
The Bane of My Existence (Dietrich to Harris, Bernice to Fish)
Marvo301 03-30-2009, 09:29 PM Detective Wentworth is Working Undercover (as a waitress in Phoenix)
I'll Book You After I Call My Bookie (Nick)
catlover79 03-30-2009, 09:31 PM ^ :rofl:
OH Nuts! 03-30-2009, 10:54 PM Marty's Tasteful "Lifts"
Scanlon: The Fungus Among Us
Levitt Busts "The Lollipop Guild"
40th Anniversary Love Affair: Bernice and Fish Split A Prune Danish and Glass of Metamucil LOL!
Dietrich's Dilemma: Whose The Better Philosopher: Sartre or Nietzche?
Dwarf Aliens Storm 12th Pcnt. - Proclaim Levitt Long Lost Leader
catlover79 03-30-2009, 11:01 PM Rich, you ROCK!! :rofl: props:
OH Nuts! 03-30-2009, 11:19 PM Rich, you ROCK!! :rofl: props:
You're sweet! Thanks! Once I've polished off all of Season 1 of Room 222, its on to just-released Season 3 of our favorite police Cptn. & his charges!
catlover79 03-30-2009, 11:21 PM You're sweet! Thanks! Once I've polished off all of Season 1 of Room 222, its on to just-released Season 3 of our favorite police Cptn. & his charges!
I've already finished season 3 AND watched most of season 4 on imdb. :cool: I'm still waiting for Room 222 (I put a hold on it at the library).
OH Nuts! 03-30-2009, 11:36 PM I've already finished season 3 AND watched most of season 4 on imdb. :cool: I'm still waiting for Room 222 (I put a hold on it at the library).
I plan to crack out my Season 3's probably over the weekend. (maybe sooner). And re Room 222, it's worth the wait! For me its grand old nostalgia, I grew up right along side the show - I was a freshman in HS when it debuted. I think you'll like it!
catlover79 03-30-2009, 11:52 PM ^ Cool!! :cool:
You're Doing a Heck of a Job, Brownies
The Bickersons (Wojo & Wentworth)
He's Misstra Know-it-All (Dietrich)
catlover79 05-12-2009, 11:41 PM I plan to crack out my Season 3's probably over the weekend. (maybe sooner). And re Room 222, it's worth the wait! For me its grand old nostalgia, I grew up right along side the show - I was a freshman in HS when it debuted. I think you'll like it!
I got started on Room 222, but had to take it back to the library because someone else had a hold on it. So I put another hold on it and hopefully I'll be able to finish it soon. I really like the show so far. :D
Back to Barney - DIG INTO SEASON 3 ASAP, brother!! :D
OH Nuts! 05-12-2009, 11:47 PM I got started on Room 222, but had to take it back to the library because someone else had a hold on it. So I put another hold on it and hopefully I'll be able to finish it soon. I really like the show so far. :D
Back to Barney - DIG INTO SEASON 3 ASAP, brother!! :D
I really must this weekend. You can never get too much Barney. (Scanlon, however, is another story!)
catlover79 05-12-2009, 11:49 PM I really must this weekend. You can never get too much Barney. (Scanlon, however, is another story!)
Who was slimier - Scanlon or Arnold Ripner?? :rofl:
OH Nuts! 05-16-2009, 11:47 PM Who was slimier - Scanlon or Arnold Ripner?? :rofl:
IMO, its a toss up. And that's exactly what I want to do when I think of those two jokers....toss up! :barf:
catlover79 05-16-2009, 11:50 PM IMO, its a toss up. And that's exactly what I want to do when I think of those two jokers....toss up! :barf:
Me too!! Remember Scanlon's tiff with Wentworth in Season 2?? :rofl:
OH Nuts! 05-17-2009, 11:28 PM Me too!! Remember Scanlon's tiff with Wentworth in Season 2?? :rofl:
oops. Sorry not offhand. What ep(s). I'll go back & watch. And btw, I've started S#3 - have seen the first 4 eps. It's MILLER TIME, so to speak!;) :)
catlover79 05-18-2009, 08:50 AM oops. Sorry not offhand. What ep(s). I'll go back & watch. And btw, I've started S#3 - have seen the first 4 eps. It's MILLER TIME, so to speak!;) :)
The Scanlon/Wentworth tiff was in the episode "Block Party". It's good you've gotten into the S3 set - you'll have more rejected titles to add. :D
OH Nuts! 05-22-2009, 05:48 PM The Scanlon/Wentworth tiff was in the episode "Block Party". It's good you've gotten into the S3 set - you'll have more rejected titles to add. :D
Well here's a preview of things to come "Marty "Camps" Out In the 12th Precinct" (I hereby officially proclaim this weekend "Miller Time" - meaning some serious watching of S3!!!;)
catlover79 05-22-2009, 10:28 PM Well here's a preview of things to come "Marty "Camps" Out In the 12th Precinct" (I hereby officially proclaim this weekend "Miller Time" - meaning some serious watching of S3!!!;)
Woohoo!! Let the fun begin!! :D
OH Nuts! 05-23-2009, 10:27 AM Woohoo!! Let the fun begin!! :D
And so it shall!
Retitle Rejects for Eps 1-8 S#3
12th Precinct Slumber Party
Inspector Lugar "Loves His Guys" And He's Not Gay!
Thank Heavens For Little Pests [aka The Inspector Lugar (or Carl Levitt) Story]
Werewolf Mudwrestling: A Sport That Makes Harris "Howling Mad"
Jilly Swims "With The Fishes" LOL
Arnold the Shystermiester
Mr. Driscoll's "Camping" Experience With Marty
Unleaded Coffee (aka The Driscoll Method)
Don't "Needle" Wojo (aka Needling Wojo?: Not For The "Faint" Of Heart!)
Harris The Nurses's Aide
Panty Raid at Seigel's
Ms. Pierce's Chippendale Adventure with Wojo (aka I Want The One With Muscles To Examine Me!)
All Bugged Out In The 12th Precinct (aka Coming To Terms With The Grippe)
The Crosstown Bus Whiplash Misadventure
catlover79 05-23-2009, 10:31 AM ^ :rofl: You're off to a great start, Rich.
OH Nuts! 05-23-2009, 10:39 AM ^ :rofl: You're off to a great start, Rich.
Let Round Two (Disc 2) Begin! With the infamous Pot ep no less. You can count on a LOT OF rejected titles for that one - definitely one of the classic eps! I'm getting the munchies just thinking about it LOL!
catlover79 05-23-2009, 10:51 AM Let Round Two (Disc 2) Begin! With the infamous Pot ep no less. You can count on a LOT OF rejected titles for that one - definitely one of the classic eps! I'm getting the munchies just thinking about it LOL!
I look forward to reading them, Rich. :D
OH Nuts! 05-25-2009, 04:49 PM I look forward to reading them, Rich. :D
And here we go!!!
True Blue (aka Barney Doesn't "Shrink" From Fidelity)
Charles, Lenny, Neil, Bob, Ted, Carol and Alice LOL
Blue Christmas, Yemena Style
Nick "Hooks" Up For Xmas
Hey, What's For Dessert? POT LUCK!! LOL
May I Please Have 3 Pizzas and 5 Quarts of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream with my Brownies Pleez! :lol:
"Hashing" It Out In The 12th Precinct
Fish Cheesecake (retitle for Community Relations Ep)
Wojo sez "I Cade The Mollar" (retitle for Community Relations Ep)
The DA PA (aka Mr. Loudmouth Visits The 12th Precinct)
Harris Stop Smoking? Don't "Bet" On It!
Wojo "Beats" It (retitle for The Rand Report)
Mr. Prior's Starts A Fire (retitle for Fire '77)
Shabu Shabu Hot Pot Yum Yum Gag with Nick Yemena Very Special Stinky Sauce
catlover79 05-25-2009, 08:18 PM ^ :rofl: :brent I'm surprised no one hired a food taster for whenever Nick whipped up some "delicacy". puke:
OH Nuts! 05-25-2009, 09:34 PM ^ :rofl: :brent I'm surprised no one hired a food taster for whenever Nick whipped up some "delicacy". puke:
or fumigated the place!:lol: :wave:
catlover79 05-25-2009, 11:20 PM or fumigated the place!:lol: :wave:
How about him using the rainwater in the coffee to "filter out the impurities"? YUCK!! :lol:
Marvo301 05-25-2009, 11:30 PM How about him using the rainwater in the coffee to "filter out the impurities"? YUCK!! :lol:
Hey, with Nick's coffee anything would be an improvement!!
catlover79 05-26-2009, 12:12 AM Hey, with Nick's coffee anything would be an improvement!!
Good point. :lol:
OH Nuts! 05-26-2009, 07:53 AM Yep, Nick's coffee makes you want to be a tea drinker. (But poor Nick, he was so crestfallen when Mr. Driscoll came in and made a to die for cuppa....another classic ep - well actually 2 since it was a Part 1 & 2)
catlover79 05-26-2009, 11:39 AM Yep, Nick's coffee makes you want to be a tea drinker. (But poor Nick, he was so crestfallen when Mr. Driscoll came in and made a to die for cuppa....another classic ep - when actually 2 since it was a Part 1 & 2)
Oh yes...poor Nick. But he could've helped his cause by actually cleaning out the coffee cups once in a while!! :eek: :lol:
Marvo301 05-26-2009, 06:08 PM Oh yes...poor Nick. But he could've helped his cause by actually cleaning out the coffee cups once in a while!! :eek: :lol:
But who has time with all those horse races to bet on?
catlover79 05-26-2009, 07:49 PM But who has time with all those horse races to bet on?
As Nick himself would say, "Let Fish do it!" :lol:
catlover79 05-27-2009, 11:09 AM Slimy & Slimier (Scanlon and Arnold Ripner...or vice versa! :lol:)
Chano's Days of the Week Flannel Shirts
Witchy Woman (Wentworth on PMS)
OH Nuts! 05-28-2009, 06:12 AM some retitle rejects for Fire 77 ep:
Two Be Or Not Two Be
The Crook Who Doesn't Have A Prayer
Religious Pyromaniacs Of The World Unite!
catlover79 05-28-2009, 08:18 AM ^ Fire '77 was one of my favorites in that set. Love the titles. :rofl:
catlover79 05-31-2009, 01:10 AM Rich, are you going to watch the free S4 eps on hulu (and/or imdb)? You're going to get a LOT more material watching some of those eps. :rofl:
OH Nuts! 05-31-2009, 01:07 PM Rich, are you going to watch the free S4 eps on hulu (and/or imdb)? You're going to get a LOT more material watching some of those eps. :rofl:
they're up next on my viewing list. Here's some titles for the eps on Disc#3 S#3:
Back to Godhead...and Providence!
Harris Hemingway's Harlequin Hissy Fit
Levitt "Rises" To The Occasion
Mr. Hot Shot Army Lt. Commander's ROTC-Totsie Anti-Pinko Tirade ("Bunker" Style)
He's my Date! Don't Steal Him From Me
You're Gonna Get A Bang-Up Letter of Commendation LEVINE!:lol:
The Nudge Who Crossed The Blue Picket Line
"Dr." Lorraine Doolie's "W-Rated" Sexual Dysfunction Techniques (not quite X-rated but very very close)
Mr. Janinsky and Marty ARE NOT Frivolous!
catlover79 05-31-2009, 03:36 PM Rich, you are THE MAN!! :clap :rofl: :brent
catlover79 01-30-2010, 03:23 PM The where are they now article Charles posted mentions the cast as:
The Barney Bunch
I like that - wish I would've thought of it. :lol:
barnabus62 01-30-2010, 11:01 PM It's Miller Time!:crazy:
catlover79 01-31-2010, 09:46 AM ^ No Miller Lite for me. :lol: Give me the real thing!! :lol:
Jail Birds Who Jail Break
No-Show Wojo (always signing in late for work)
catlover79 11-09-2011, 08:18 PM ^ That Wojo one is hilarious. :rofl:
catlover79 05-24-2012, 07:38 PM Wojciehowicz Meets Wolowitz (Barney Miller meets The Big Bang Theory)
OH Nuts! 01-27-2013, 12:49 AM Well, Antenna TV is near the end of S#3 and should be starting S#4 soon. When they do, I'll start watching and burning the eps to DVD. Looking forward to S#4 on Antenna. They are a fantastic channel - 200 times better than lame a** TV Land.
catlover79 01-27-2013, 03:41 PM They are - I love Antenna TV!!!! :D
OH Nuts! 01-27-2013, 05:12 PM They are - I love Antenna TV!!!! :D
Yup. And I just checked Antenna's schedule - the first S#4 ep airs Thurs Feb 7. I have it marked in my calendar so I don't forget to burn it to DVD.
catlover79 01-28-2013, 03:05 AM Getting back to the titles, here's one for Wojo -
You Ain't Nothin' But a Horndog
:lol:
OH Nuts! 02-08-2013, 01:03 AM (I just got in and watched "Corporation" ep)
Mrs. Hirsch Has Nothing To Say!
The Bermuda Triangle: Wojo, Mrs. Hirsch and "Samsonite" lol
Laneer The Southpaw
Harris: All Flushed Out And On A Roll
The Dirty Word on 65th Floor Across
Targer Is Ready To "Dye"
Laneer Says: My Mother Made Me Wear These "Briefs"
Nick's Coffee Gets EVERYONE Talking (and Wretching lol)
Nick's Coffee: Police Brutality **OR** Cruel And Unusual Punishment?
catlover79 02-08-2013, 01:57 AM ^ :rofl: Brilliant!!!
OH Nuts! 02-08-2013, 10:08 AM ^ :rofl: Brilliant!!!
Thx! We're expecting a big snowstorm here in NYC & I expect to be holed up and watching the other 3 eps that aired on Antenna last night. (I'm so glad they've finally gotten to S#4!). Now time for some Yemena heavenly roast coffee....:barf:
OH Nuts! 02-09-2013, 11:29 AM (Grr! My reception dropped for half of Fish Retires Part I. But I did get most of Part II)
Frank Luger Foot-In-The-Mouth Disease
Levitt The Letter Pest (When You Care To Annoy The Very Best)
Fish Out Of Water? (Fish Retires)
Fish's Dear "John" Letter: You're "Can" - ned!
"Bond"-ing With Wojo
Mr. Summer And The Enchanted Kingdom
"Write-On Harris!
And one in general:
Dietrich And The Nubile Mensa Maiden
catlover79 02-09-2013, 02:58 PM :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
OH Nuts! 02-10-2013, 10:24 PM (the "Burial" and "Copycat" eps)
Where's Leonard? In Central Park Of Corpse!
My Mortician The Kvetch
"Fish"-ing Out Leonard's Burial Plot
Nick's TV Guide Plot Of The Week
Harris Mad, Fails To "Cop" Pad
That Drunk Is A Real "Pistol"!
Yong Fang 03-14-2013, 06:54 AM The Jack Soo Show.
catlover79 03-14-2013, 11:13 AM ^ Awwwwwww...:D
(from the Werewolf episode)
An American Werewolf in Custody
A Nightmare for Nick
OH Nuts! 06-10-2014, 10:26 PM Nick's Nag Snags The Bag (aka Nick Finally Picks A Winner)
Marty: The Man Of "Steal"
Luger Has "V.D."!!! (Verbal Diarrhea)
Scanlon The Slime: Repulsive All The Time!
^ (lol!) ^
(from The Layoff episode)
Left out and laid off
Three men and no paycheck
Wojo, Harris & Chano go solo
OH Nuts! 07-02-2014, 10:44 AM Wojo Makes "GQ" (Gross Questionable attire)
Harris's Cleaner Kickback
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci (a.k.a. Harris's date with The Sledge Sisters)
Fish's Prune Juice Commercial Moving Right Along!
Scanlon Tells The Truth And His Nose Grows Larger
Hey Levitt: What's That Brown Stuff On Your Nose?
Levitt "Shorts" Out The 12th
Nick's Slick Picks Frequently Fail To Click
"Poco" The Hooker Stud
OH Nuts! 05-20-2021, 01:28 PM Fish: Just A “Regular” Guy?
Fish’s “Moving” Experience
Fish and The Sunsweet Prune Slush (Flush?) Fund
Gibson Girl 08-01-2024, 11:18 AM Luger's Dream Team (Foster, Kleiner & Brown)
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