Blair: I can't wait! The Eastland Reunion is going to be great!
Jo: Yeah,yeah, I can't believe I have to put up with this thing!
Tootie: But it's fun Jo!
Jo: All that hugging and kissing and touching, yuck!
Blair: Touching?!
Jo: You know what I mean!
Natale( Singing): Celebrate, good times come on!
Jo: Will ya knock it off, Eastland ain't havin it's fancy pancy reuion till 2:00.
The doorbell rings.
Sue-Ann: Blair!
Blair: Sue-Ann! Oh my gosh you've grwn, not to mention gained a few pounds.
Sue-Ann: Ah, if it isn't Natalie..
Blair and Sue-Ann( Together) : Natalie,Natalie,Natalie,Natalie.
Blair and Sue-Ann laugh.
Sue-Ann: Hey Tootie. Hey Jo.
Sue-Ann comes to give Jo a hug.
Jo: Watch it, or you'll be wearing that now in your ear!
Sue-Ann: As grumpier as ever. How are you Tootie?
Tootie: Iim great, but I really need to set up some more decorations.
Another guest comes in.
Totie: Look! It's Nancy!
Nancy:

You finish it!

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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.

Jo: You mean not enough!


Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?

Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?

Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.

Blair: Jo's father is here. do I have the JUICEST secret.
Mrs G: Well let's just keep it a secret then.
Blair: But it's SOOOO Delicious!
Mrs G: BLAIR!
Blair: Jo is really named Joanna Marie
Jo: My dad calls me that sometimes (Quickly tone changes) But nobody else!
( Holds up a fist)
Blair: I prefer Jo my self.

Nice.