Ednas Edibles on a cold January morning, Jo, Blair, Nat, and Tootie are all sitting at the table eating breakfast….

Jo: Gosh, it 11:00 and Mrs. G still isnt up.
Blair: Yes that is odd, she’s usually the first up….maybe we outta go cheak on her…..Tootie would you be so kind.
Tootie: Yeah, Yeah, sure I’ll go check on her

Tootie goes upstairs and knocks on Mrs. G’s door.

Tootie: Mrs. G, are you up yet….can I come in (still no answer)…I’m coming in.

She opens the bedroom door to find Mrs. G lying in bed, Tootie walks up beside the bed, and shakes Mrs. G.

Tootie: Wake up, its after 11:00……Mrs. G??!!!??!…(starts to shake her violently)….NAT, JO, BLAIR…GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Ok everyone, please continue....

B: (yells upstairs) Why don't you come down here?
T: (yells downstirs) That's not a possibility!
J: My gosh! I'm comin' up! This better be an emergency! My Wheaties are gonna get soggy!
B: (to Natalie) Heaven forbid!
J: I heard that! If you don't shut up, my Wheaties won't be the only thing in this house that soggy!
N: She got up on the right side of the bed this morning! (laughs while Blair and Jo just stare at her.)
Next! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif BTW, great idea!

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?

Good idea, Classic TV Man!
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Jo trots up the stairs with Blair and Natalie following behind her. They get to Mrs. G's room and stop at the doorway.

"What is it,TOotie?" Jo asked annoyed.

Tootie stood next to Mrs. G's bed with her hand over her mouth and her eyes wide.

"WHAT?" Natalie asked.

"She looks like she's seen a ghost," Blair said as she furrowed her brow.

Tootie slowly looked at them with a look of fright and confusion. "More like a body without a soul instead of a soul without a body."

"WHAT?" Jo asked confused.

Tootie again looked back at Mrs. G and slowly nodded her head. Then everyone looked at each other in shock...
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NEXT http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif (hope it wasn't too long)

BLAIR: You mean she's....
(Tootie nods, tears coming down her cheeks)
JO: She can't be, Tootie, you gotta be wrong.
(Jo sits by Mrs. Garrett and starts to shake her)
JO: Mrs. G, come on, wake up. Stop kidding around now...
(Jo shakes her one last little time, finally realizing the truth, her eyes begin to well up with tears)
JO: Mrs. G? Please come back to us.
(Blair goes over to Jo, Blair has already started to cry and she puts her hand on Jo's shoulder)
BLAIR: She's gone Jo.

I'm not a fan of sadness, so this is all you get, please continue.

The gang has just found out that Mrs. Garrett is dead. They all knew that a funeral was in order and everyone had an uncertain future.

Natalie:Hi, What's Up? Why are you crying?

The girls pointed to Mrs. Garrett.

Natalie (Shaking her):C'mon Mrs G., Wake Up!

Jo:It's no use.She's..she's...she's..

Nataie http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifSniff!)Ohh....

Jo: ((crying and pounds her wrist against the wall)) WHY? why did have to happen to you Mrs G? why??

Blair: ((still crying a little)) jo everything is going to be alright just calm down...

Jo: no Blair everything is not going to be alright don't you get it? It is never going to be the same again...
((jo runs to her room and slams the door))

Nat: What should we do...? our second mother is lying here dead and one our bestfriends is about die of dhydration cuz shes bailing and next all we need is chardo to walk through the door....

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them

Mrs. G: (sits up and starts laughing) Jeez you girls!! YOu actually think i woudl die!!!
Jo: Mrs. G that's wasn't funny!! I was begining to feel weak...
Tootie: (puts hand on chest and falls on mrs. g's bed) Oh thank god...
Mrs. G: look, just cuz it's my birthday and i am getting older doesn't mean i'm gonna DIE!!
Blair: you better not!
Nat: I still haven't graduated high school!!
Mrs. G: (gets up) Don't worry Natalie!! I'll be around forever!! (smiles and puts robe on)
Nat: I hope so i can't handle another death... especially after my father and then you... no it ain't happening...
mrs. G: (laughs) Let's go have some breakfast and start the sunday morning out bright? (leaves the room)
Girls: Ok (follow mrs. g with looks on like oh my god she scared me)

(I'm soryr but i AIN'T letting you guys kill mrs. g!! Not uhh.. not while i am able to stop it!!)
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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

[This message has been edited by FOL85NatandMrsGRock (edited 01-16-2001).]

Girl: What Wait a minute.
Tootie:Bright? What do you mean bright? I almost had heart failure!
Blair:You're not the only one Believe me!!
Mrs G:This should be a learning experience for you girls.
Jo: WHAT!? You dieing is us learning?
Mrs G: Yes Jo. Never take things for granted!
Natalie: I already had to learn that the hard way.
Blair: Mrs G has a point!
Jo:Yeah Sorry we sometimes take you for granted.
Tootie: Mrs G isn't the only one we take for granted!
Jo:What do you mean?
Tootie: We take eachother for granted everyday.
Jo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giflooks a the others then at Blair)
Blair http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giflooks down)
Girls http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifthinking about everything that is important to them)

~~(There I helped you out! I didn't want Mrs G to die either!! Sorry Guys but I can't let you kill her either)~~

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Jo:"Here's to those who wish me well all the rest can go to...Jersey!"

Jo: "You Promise? You Swear? I don't believe you!"

just one question for you that me and miranda were talking about...

This is pathetic! What did Mrs G ever do to anyone besides try to help them?

I totally agree with that statement taht was made by miranda.. I mean mrs. g never did anythign to you!!! I'm gonna start writing a script abotu killing jo!! I know you'd ALLLL LOVE THAT!!! (sarcastic) but hey... i feel the same abotu mrs. g... so if you're gonna continue to kill mrs. garrett then im gonna kill jo!!

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

okay..i'll add on a little bit...

Jo- uh....blair?

Blair- yeah jo?

Jo- I guess i take our ummmm so-called frien..(restarts her sentence) i meant to say that i guess sometimes i take our friendship for granted. (looks at ground)

Blair- yeah..ummm...me too....i'm sorry jo.

Jo- i thought i'd never see the day when i said this. but i guess i'm sorry too. (smiles)

(hug)

T- awwwwww how sweet!!

J- Shut up tootie before i punch your face in!

(blair giggling in the backround)

Nat (laughing)- back to normal!

J- Oh Blair?

B- yes?

J- this never happened..i mean us hugging and stuff!

B- Jo, jo, jo, jo... you know you love me!

J- (holds up fist) don't push it blair!

B- okay, okay never happened!

N- (laughing) anyway guys come on lets go eat breakfast!

All go to kitchen

*********I'm really glad mrs. g didn't die!***** you guys finish it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

....Credits role, and theme song plays

THE END

Go ahead and kill Jo in one of your fan fics, after all thats what it is a "fan fic" They arent actual episodes.

Anyway, good job with the story everyone.

LOL! That was a good fic!

FOL85--

We'd never let Mrs. G die, although it is a 'fact of life'. I was gonna make it all a drea my next turn around http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

It really turned out well!

So kill Jo. I was actually thinking of writing one where I was gonna kill Natalie. If you're gonna kill Jo, I'm gonna kill Natalie.
BTW, this is me calm.

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

Hey, c'mon guys. Let's not go overboard and get into all these tactics "if you kill so and so, I'll kill so and so". These are FANFICS! Whether or not you love or hate a character you have to respect what they wish to write about, and not get all touchy and spiteful, That's rediculus. We're all adults here, well kindof anyway, (you know what I mean) so lets act it and let every one get their pick. So if Mrs. G dies - oh well, if Jo dies - Oh well (and Jo is my fave character) - if Nat dies oh well. If you don't like it don't read it. My point is, fanfic aren't real, they are fake, and that's half the fun of reading and writing them. Different scenarios and changesof pace, so let everyone be free to write what they choose. OK? Does ANYONE agree with me?!? I do not mean to yell at or lecture anyone if that's how it sounds, (ahem Fol85NatandMrsG....) I respect all of your peoples opinions and would not try to criticize, change,etc any of them in any way shape or form, and I hope that the feeling is mutual. We all get along on this bored so lets NOT let petty disagreements cause serious conflicts. Remember, real peole write these messages, so we must resepect them just as we would in the real world. Thank You, I've said my peace. Have a great day, fellow FoLer's! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

~NMK

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~JO: There were things I always wanted to say to my father........now that I'm older I know better words!
*I am aware this is not exact, but I will watch the episode again and modify it at a latter time, like tonight*

Amen to that, I'm_NMK.


ks


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Blair: Let's get ready.
Jo: I'm dressed.

Thanks, ks!

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~JO: There were things I always wanted to say to my father........now that I'm older I know better words!
*I am aware this is not exact, but I will watch the episode again and modify it at a latter time, like tonight*

i was just kidding around!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif hehe... see i was a litlte miffed at them trying to kill mrs. g... so i changed it... then i realized that it was VERY wrong to kill ANYONE!! Check out my signature!! I am an anti-death in fanfics FAN!! YEA!!! hehe... me and miranda are all the way with it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif but i knew people would probably throw a fit if i woudl say that i was gonna kill jo.. but i didn't get that big of a response to it... i thouhg ti would... but i guess not... but i woudl NEVER even THINK about killing a character!!!! NEVER EVER EVER!!! hehe...

**ANT-DEATH IN FANFICS FAN RIGHT HERE!!**



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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!****

~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

i agree w/ you 100% NMK! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Thanx, Blair and Jo Rock!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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~JO: There were things I always wanted to say to my father........now that I'm older I know better words!
*I am aware this is not exact, but I will watch the episode again and modify it at a latter time, like tonight*