Frank Gannucci
07-05-2007, 12:30 PM
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you know that if I become Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler, we have the honor of free burial at the Raccoon National Cemetery? Do you know where that is? Bismark, North Dakota."
Alice: "Well, gee Ralph, I always dreamed about going out west."
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."
Alice: "Oh yes, I do. I married you, didn't I?"
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ralph: "After tonight, I may have my own pool table in my apartment."
Ed: "If you do, you will probably have to stand on the sink to make a shot."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ed: "I have a suggestion to make fellow Raccoons. Secretary, would you please record this? As you know the lodge dues are $2 a month and even with that, the members haven't been paying their dues. I can't see why we can't lower the dues to a $1 a month. Even then, if the members don't pay their dues, it will be cutting the deficit into half."
Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"
Ed: "If we lower the dues to a $1 a month, then if the members don't pay thier...secretary, would you please strike that from the record?"
"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 2":
Ethel: "What is the weather like out?"
Ralph: "A beautiful day for traveling."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a ballgame the day of our wedding."
Alice: "What did you say? WHAT did you say?"
(A puase.)
Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
(Ralph & Ed are held hostage.)
Bugsy: "I promised my mom, I wouldn't kill an innocent man."
Ralph: "You are a fine man."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph & Ed are trying to convince people that Happy Feet can't win. They speak to one guy about this "fact.")
Ralph: "Happy is the worst horse. I saw them take the bandages off the horse."
Ed: "Yeah, Happy had a bad headache."
"Two For The Money":
(After a Raccoon meeting, Ralph & Ed are celebrating into the night at a bar.)
Ralph: "What is the most important thing that can ever happen to me?"
Alice: "You were elected treasurer of that silly lodge of yours."
Ralph: "Do you know that if I become Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler, we have the honor of free burial at the Raccoon National Cemetery? Do you know where that is? Bismark, North Dakota."
Alice: "Well, gee Ralph, I always dreamed about going out west."
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."
Alice: "Oh yes, I do. I married you, didn't I?"
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ralph: "After tonight, I may have my own pool table in my apartment."
Ed: "If you do, you will probably have to stand on the sink to make a shot."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ed: "I have a suggestion to make fellow Raccoons. Secretary, would you please record this? As you know the lodge dues are $2 a month and even with that, the members haven't been paying their dues. I can't see why we can't lower the dues to a $1 a month. Even then, if the members don't pay their dues, it will be cutting the deficit into half."
Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"
Ed: "If we lower the dues to a $1 a month, then if the members don't pay thier...secretary, would you please strike that from the record?"
"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 2":
Ethel: "What is the weather like out?"
Ralph: "A beautiful day for traveling."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a ballgame the day of our wedding."
Alice: "What did you say? WHAT did you say?"
(A puase.)
Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
(Ralph & Ed are held hostage.)
Bugsy: "I promised my mom, I wouldn't kill an innocent man."
Ralph: "You are a fine man."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph & Ed are trying to convince people that Happy Feet can't win. They speak to one guy about this "fact.")
Ralph: "Happy is the worst horse. I saw them take the bandages off the horse."
Ed: "Yeah, Happy had a bad headache."
"Two For The Money":
(After a Raccoon meeting, Ralph & Ed are celebrating into the night at a bar.)
Ralph: "What is the most important thing that can ever happen to me?"
Alice: "You were elected treasurer of that silly lodge of yours."