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Title: Stranded
Beverly Ann, Andy, & the girls fo on a vacation when all of a sudden there plan crashes and there stuck on a deserted Island, and all of there belongins were burnt in the crash.
Bev: Oh were alive! Andy, where's Andy, were are you, oh my god.
Andy: BOO
Bev: OH, Andy don't do that, thank god your alright.
Blair:I can't believe this my hairdryer and Makeup are no longer with us, I need to say my good bye's
Jo: To a hair dryer and some makeup
Blair; Yes, those things are part of the reason I look so good
(Jo pulls Blair to the water so she can see herself)
Blair: Oh my god I look horrible
Jo: That's what I've always said
(Blair gives Jo a bad look)
Tootie: Were in Trrrooouuubbblllleee
Nat: Tootie what gave you that idea (says sarcastically)
Bev: Lets calm down and we can make the most of this just think of it as going camping
Jo: Ya for life
Blair: I can't believe I'm going to die looking like this and die with Jo
JO: I'm not thrilled about dying with you either
Tootie: Nat I'm glad were going to die together
Nat: Save it Ramsey
Bev: Come on lets look for camp
Andy: I hope there are no snakes on this island
Nat: Oh no snake, He'll be so worried
Tootie: Ya so will Jeff
Jo; RIck he comes back from his tour in a week what will he do when I'm not there
Blair:Well I see you have people that will worry about you
Bev: what about your parents Blair
Blair: they will be sad until tax season
Andy:I going to die before I kiss a girl (gives the girls a wink)
Jo: No way Andy
Bev: Ok this looks like a good place for camp
Blair: No way I'm not sleeping here
Jo: Oh poor little Blairzy scard of gitting dirty
ANdy: Ya you mean we have to sleep were the bugs crawl
Blair: Yuck I'm going to get bugs in my hair
Jo: WHimps
Andy: I'm not a whimp
Jo: I was talking about blair
(Blair gives Jo a glar)
Tootie: Hey here is a light up ahead
Andy: I don't know about this
JO: Whimp, I'll go check it out
(they follow Jo)
JO: There is a fire out there I'm going to out there.
you guys keep it going

Everyone is peering through some bushes. Jo pushes her way through the bushes and then disappears out of view. A few minutes go by.
Bev: Andy can you see what's happening?
Andy: No I can't see anything.
Bev: Oh (pauses) Well can you see Jo?
Nat: If he can't see anything how's he supposed to see Jo?
Bev: That's true. Well Andy has 20/20 vision. Anyone have better vision? Perhaps 40/40? Of course the fraction 20/20 reduces to one just as the fraction 40/40. Therefore they are both the same.
Everyone stares at Beverly Ann.
Tootie: Right, whatever. Well I'm going to go see if Jo's ok.
Tootie makes her way through the bushes and disappears out of sight. A few more minutes goes by.
Blair: I wish we could see them. I'm starting to get nervous.
Nat: That's my best friend out there. I've got to go protect her.
Nat goes after Tootie. After a little while.
Bev: Edna would kill me if I let something happen to those girls. I'd better go after them.
Andy: I'll come with you Bev. (Puts up his arms like making muscles) You need a man to protect you!
They go in through the bushes.
Blair; Oh me oh my! They've left me here by myself. Oh what shall I do?
Brushes against the bush. It makes a sound.
Blair: What was that?
Blair stands up and brushes herself off.
Blair (in a determined voice): Well Warners can stand up for themselves...(in a worried voice) I think.
(shouts out) Don't worry guys. (a trumpet sound like charge is heard) Never fear, Blair's here!
Blair jumps through the bushes. She tumbles to the ground and then when she stands up she looks at everyone.
Blair: OH MY!!!

Ok so what happens?

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Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do?
Jo: Slap people


Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle
Jo: Yeah light and empty


Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil