View Full Version : Things you will never see/hear on One Day At A Time...


Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 01:45 AM
Schneider knocking on the door

Julie NOT screaming

Anne NOT screaming

Barbara looking ugly

The three of them going out to dinner and then a movie and coming home and having a nice evening talking.

David NOT being a dork

Julie AGREEING with Anne

Julie offering to clean the apartment and the kitchen

Mikado
06-26-2007, 02:00 AM
so true Irene, SOOO true! :lol:

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:19 PM
Barbara having a bad hair day

Ann having a GOOD hair day

Julie going through one episode without mentioning sex

Schneider going through one episode not THINKING about sex

Ann reporting Schneider for always barging into her apartment and eavesdropping on her conversations.

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 08:18 PM
Anne getting taller

Julie going to a convent

Julie working full time and going to college

Julie wanting to be a peer counselor

Anne: "Julie, you know you remind me of myself growing up. It makes me so happy to see you follow in my footsteps."

Mikado
06-26-2007, 08:31 PM
:rofl:

mstewart
06-26-2007, 09:50 PM
Barbara having a bad hair day

Ann having a GOOD hair day

Julie going through one episode without mentioning sex

Schneider going through one episode not THINKING about sex

Ann reporting Schneider for always barging into her apartment and eavesdropping on her conversations.


Ann did not have any bad hair days. When she cut her hair at the start of season 4 in the Dorothy Hamil style it suit her well. She came out of the plain jane look and became more glamorous.

Schneider knocking on the door

In the final season of the show Sam had Schneider to start knocking on the door to enter. It took away from the character.

opus
07-09-2015, 01:35 AM
Another game I thought I'd bump up for the current crowd.

visaman666
07-09-2015, 02:04 AM
Barbra listening to a Bon Jovi Album. :lol:

70s show watcher
07-09-2015, 03:33 AM
sam making it though one full day without making some snarky comment to someone

boechsner
07-10-2015, 12:23 AM
Ann wearing a bra. ...there, I said it!

Bonniegirl
07-10-2015, 12:38 AM
Ann wearing a bra. ...there, I said it!


She's lucky!! Small and perky!! :D I am a bigger chested girl, and I always HAD/ Have to wear a bra in public!! :crazy:

opus
07-10-2015, 01:11 AM
She's lucky!! Small and perky!! :D I am a bigger chested girl, and I always HAD/ Have to wear a bra in public!! :crazy:

TMI :)

As for something you'll never see/hear:

Knock knock
Who is it?
Schneider
Come in

Anna Karenina
08-02-2018, 11:53 PM
Where's Ginny? I haven't heard from her in a while...:confused:

Anna Karenina
08-02-2018, 11:55 PM
Anne getting taller

Julie going to a convent

Julie working full time and going to college

Julie wanting to be a peer counselor

Anne: "Julie, you know you remind me of myself growing up. It makes me so happy to see you follow in my footsteps."

I want Irene to come back, Damn it!:wave:

Bonniegirl
08-03-2018, 12:13 AM
You never see Max NOT being adorable, cute, sweet, gorgeous, hot, handsome, sexy , funny , witty, sensitive , did I say adorable already? , having great hair, pretty eyes, beautiful lips, a beautiful smile , pretty skin , a great body, great butt ................ I could go ON AND ON!!!!!:crazy::heart::eyes::love:

Anna Karenina
08-03-2018, 12:26 AM
You never see Max NOT being adorable, cute, sweet, gorgeous, hot, handsome, sexy , funny , witty, sensitive , did I say adorable already? , having great hair, pretty eyes, beautiful lips, a beautiful smile , pretty skin , a great body, great butt ................ I could go ON AND ON!!!!!:crazy::heart::eyes::love:

Also looked hunky in his jogging suit and showing off his little travel sized airline bottles.

Remember he was training to be a pilot before the show forgot all about that? And then Julie made him lose all his seniority with Orgy Airlines so he could be a struggling writer.

Then she got all over his ass when he couldn't get successful right away.

Bonniegirl
08-03-2018, 01:03 AM
Also looked hunky in his jogging suit and showing off his little travel sized airline bottles.

Remember he was training to be a pilot before the show forgot all about that? And then Julie made him lose all his seniority with Orgy Airlines so he could be a struggling writer.

Then she got all over his ass when he couldn't get successful right away.

Poor Max!!! No wonder why he didn't yell " Somebodies in here, just a minute "!!!! when his sweet, prettier Sister in law was going to the bathroom at night in the dark and innocently didn't know her Brother in law was already in there ! Maybe he thought "What the heck" and wished the Sister in law would have ended up on his lap that night! ;) :D

opus
02-11-2019, 11:49 PM
“What? Ann, speak up. I can’t hear you”

OH Nuts!
02-11-2019, 11:58 PM
Francine: I would never lie to you Ann!

opus
02-12-2019, 11:38 PM
“What happened? Barbara looks hideous”

opus
02-12-2019, 11:39 PM
Francine: I would never lie to you Ann!

She’d say it, but she’d be lying :wave:

Bonniegirl
02-13-2019, 12:13 AM
Max saying " I'm not worried about what I cook for Barbara and Mark when it's my night to cook, the way they loved my fish chowder I'm sure they would like anything I make"!

Babalu
02-13-2019, 12:38 AM
Barbara: I have the biggest crush on this really weird guy in school but he won't even look at me. I guess I may as well just forget him. For some reason he always wears a tuxedo.

opus
02-13-2019, 03:06 PM
Claudia Faraday: "No"

Bonniegirl
02-13-2019, 03:16 PM
Julie saying to Max " Honey it's OK if you never sell any stories and your writing career doesn't take off , I love you so much I wouldn't even mind living in poverty with you" !!!

opus
02-13-2019, 03:30 PM
Barbara to Cliff and Bob in Barbara Plus Two: "Threesome?"

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/731/od101.jpg

opus
02-13-2019, 03:59 PM
Julie: "I most definitely do know who Beatrice Clinton is!"

opus
02-13-2019, 09:28 PM
Max: “Go ahead Schneider, take the bigger piece of roast beef”

opus
02-13-2019, 10:29 PM
The people in Apartment 401: “Wow, it’s really quiet in 402 today “

Bonniegirl
02-13-2019, 11:47 PM
Max: “Go ahead Schneider, take the bigger piece of roast beef”


Max calling Schneider "Littlest guy" ! :D