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catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:17 AM
I stole this idea from Irene - we've played this game on the Good Times and Sanford & Son boards. So now it's time to add a third Norman Lear show to this list!

Would You Like Some Whine With That Cheese?

My Mom the Carrot Top

Screamo De Mayo

You Make Me Want to Shout

Midol, Mom and Me

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 12:21 AM
I stole this idea from Irene - we've played this game on the Good Times and Sanford & Son boards. So now it's time to add a third Norman Lear show to this list!

Would You Like Some Whine With That Cheese?

My Mom the Carrot Top

Screamo De Mayo

You Make Me Want to Shout

Midol, Mom and Me
:rofl:



Three Ladies and a Schneider

Screamfest

Redheads Rule the Roost

Bitch, Bitch, Moan

Two and a half ladies

No Good Times Here

Little Apartment in Indiana

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:23 AM
PMS Is Us

Nagging Is A Mom's Best Friend

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 12:25 AM
Ladies R Us

One Trick Schneider

Leave Julie, Just Leave

Shut Up Julie

Barbara Who?

Scream Baby Scream

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:28 AM
Whatever Happened To Baby Julie?

Hush, Hush Sweet Barbara

Queen Ann

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 12:30 AM
DAMNIT! What's Happening Now?

That's My Bitch

3's No Company

No Family Ties Here

3 is More than Enough

The Odd Triplets

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:33 AM
David WHO!?

Mister Ed (Cooper, that is)

The Good Girl (Barbara, of course)

The Towering Inferno (Julie, of course)

Mad Max (Julie's husband)

NOT The Waltons

Three Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

REALLY High Anxiety

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 12:36 AM
Earthquake! Indiana Style

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (G.L.O.W.)

Caged Heat

No Laughs Here

School of Hard Knocks

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:41 AM
Happy Days Are NOT Here Again

A Hop, Skip and Jump to the Front Door

A Tool in Search of His Toolbelt

Zoneboy
06-26-2007, 12:51 AM
That's Not a Pack of Cigarettes, The Bracelet wouldn't Fit my Ankle.

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:57 AM
Mommie Dearest

Running Scared...Of Mom's PMS!!

Chocolate Ice Cream is a Girl's Best Friend

David Kane, Eunich Attorney-At-Law

Schneider: He's Always at Your (Garbage) Disposal

Mikado
06-26-2007, 01:16 AM
:rofl:

Schneider's in the House
My Beautiful daughter, and the other one.
Ann Romano, P.M.S.
Dwayne's Harem
My daughter married Van Halen
Wheres Julie?
Who gave Schneider a key, anyway?

catlover79
06-26-2007, 01:20 AM
Dwayne's World

I'm Not an Italian, I Just Play One on TV

So You Want To Marry A Rock Star...

Beauty and the Beanpole

Sex and the Single Mom

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 01:30 AM
Forget Bookman, Heeeere's Schneider

Keyless Apartments

Death at my Doorstep aka David's Here

P.M.S. in Indiana

Forget Midol, Gimme a Hammer

WTF????

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Redheads are Duds

How Short Am I?

I'm Down Here

The Bra less years

TJL
06-26-2007, 01:34 AM
Denim Vests And Toolbelts - The Dwayne Shneider Story

;)

Mikado
06-26-2007, 01:36 AM
Perky till you puke
My Mom has ADD
One daughter too many
Walk right in!
Dont eat the Daisies.......snort them! :rolleyes:

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 01:41 AM
Send In the Clowns

R*E*S*P*E*C*T...Not around here

Julie and the Chevy Van

Not with My Sister You Won't

Beauties and the Beast (Julie that is)

Anne of Green Gables

Knock Three Times...I don't think so

Mikado
06-26-2007, 01:54 AM
Who's got................THE WIDEST SMILE?
Little ho's on the INDY ( That ones nasty:eek2: )
One handymans Family
Dont forget the earplugs!
When Mothers attack!

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:05 PM
Whining and Dining with Ann

Say It LOUD and Clear

A Man Who Is His Own Attorney Has a Tool for a Client

catlover79
06-26-2007, 06:22 PM
Rebel Yell (Julie)

Welcome to the Jungle

Kicking and Screaming

Mama Said

Twist and Shout

Ireneparalegal
06-26-2007, 08:16 PM
Rebel Yell (Julie)

Welcome to the Jungle

Kicking and Screaming

Mama Said

Twist and Shout
Rebel Yell...:rofl:


Scoff off to Mom

Menopause Blues

One Life to Scream

Screw You!

No Angels Here

catlover79
06-26-2007, 11:15 PM
Annzilla vs. Mothra

Let's NOT Make a Deal

The Get-Along Gang (Yeah, Right!)

Shiny But Not Happy People

Scream for Your Supper

catlover79
06-27-2007, 09:01 AM
Diary of a Mad White Woman

catlover79
06-27-2007, 11:35 PM
One Day at a Whine

Like Mother, Like Daughter

My Mother, Myself

Mighty Mouth

Here Comes the Schneider-Man

catlover79
06-28-2007, 12:28 AM
Raggedy Ann & Tool Man

Barbie Doll

Julie Flew The Coop

More Yelling, Cringing and Crying Than an ABC After School Special

seventies_sitcoms
07-03-2007, 12:50 AM
The Girls of Apartment 402

The 30 Minute Elton John Commercial Disguised as a Sitcom

Two Girls, A Super, and a Crazy Lady

Wait Til Ms. Romano Gets Home

Annie Dearest

Our Mom Looks Nothing Like Us

That Miscasted 70's Show (Bonnie Franklin)

Annie's Way

Annie At 36

Everything You Wanted To Know About Ham Acting, But Was Afraid To Ask

Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper

The Searching For Ann Romano

Annie Loves Johnny Fever

Ann Romano Is Enough

Ann Romano Shoots Smack

How To Have A Successful Sitcom Without Really Trying

The Best Character Has Left This Show (Ginny)

The Best Little Madhouse In Indiana

The Braless Days and Nights of M.S. Romano

Danny Cooksey Is my Lost Son

catlover79
07-03-2007, 02:17 AM
^ :clap Those are hilarious...especially "Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper" and "Ann Loves Johnny Fever". Kudos!! props:

seventies_sitcoms
07-03-2007, 08:52 PM
^ :clap Those are hilarious...especially "Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper" and "Ann Loves Johnny Fever". Kudos!! props:


Well they could've just called this show "Prozac Nation" and it would pretty much sum it up!

CWDogg
07-11-2007, 06:29 PM
Ann Romano vs. The World
Our mom will kick you're ass
Pimpdaddy Schnieder
How'd this show stay on so long?
Let's continue to Live Together
Maude.. if she was younger and smaller
My daughter is a basketball star who can barely dribble

AB
07-11-2007, 09:54 PM
Insanity In Indiana

catlover79
07-12-2007, 01:07 AM
Eerie, Indiana!! :lol:

Already Gone
07-19-2007, 02:31 PM
I am Annie, Hear Me Scream!

A Tool and His Belt are Never Parted (Schneider)

You CAN'T Stop The Insanity

catlover79
07-19-2007, 03:03 PM
How to Get a Top Advertisting Job with No Experience and No College Education Without Really Trying!!

A Fool For Francine

Hey, Don't I Share a Mother with Mary Richards??

catlover79
12-22-2007, 01:39 PM
The Scariest, Loudest People To Ever Set Foot in Indiana: The Ann Romano & Bobby Knight Story (The CBS Sunday Night Movie)

catlover79
10-23-2009, 01:09 AM
Well they could've just called this show "Prozac Nation" and it would pretty much sum it up!
:rofl: True!

ThomasE
10-25-2009, 09:28 PM
"My name is Max and I'm not leaving the show again because my heifer wife is messed up."

Nine year itch

Roblicki's Happenings

Pimp Daddy Schnieder

I don't think so Dr. Johnny Fever

Donna Reed is not related to Francine

catlover79
10-25-2009, 09:32 PM
^ I love that last title, especially since I recently finished Season 2 of The Donna Reed Show on DVD. :rofl:

ThomasE
10-25-2009, 09:35 PM
^ I love that last title, especially since I recently finished Season 2 of The Donna Reed Show on DVD. :rofl:


Ha Ha! :lol: I need to get off these boards and clean my apt before I fall asleep.

DJM77
04-15-2010, 07:56 PM
Wrath Of The Redhead

opus
07-03-2015, 10:49 PM
An old post if anybody wants to join the action.Some posters certainly came up with a lot of them.

ThomasE
07-04-2015, 11:52 AM
No, Sam. This isn't Head Of The Class
The mentally misadventures of Schnieder and his trailer park
Mr. Peabody's weekly stickups
Light my fire, uh I mean trailer
Mrs. Loring's afterschool coffee house and poetry hour
Rev. Julie Cooper ministers to the derilects

Anna Karenina
07-04-2015, 12:54 PM
Dimples on her Butt, The Barbara Cooper Royer story.:happyface

Ann, The Red Menace

Liberal Progressive Norman Lear Show With Barely Any Racial Diversity except for Background Actors.

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab, I said, No, No! No!

My Mom had a one night stand with my father in law and married him.

My Mom is also my stepmom in law.

My Dad is also my stepdad in law.

Nick Handris...Killed off and Nobody cares or remembers.:mad:

Ann Romano and Francine Webster, Top Ad Execs with no discernible talent or experience: aka Mad Women.

Firestarter, The Alex Handris Story.

I have to leave my husband and uproot my kids because my handsome husband the good provider is slightly controlling.

High on Arrival, What really took place in Schneider's Camper.:eek:

Ginny Wroblicki, Mother of The Year

Bonniegirl
07-04-2015, 01:11 PM
This is a book written by Julie and Barbara Cooper :D

How to have the perfect wedding

Chapter 1- Don't leave your groom at the last minute for his best man
Chapter 2- Control your urge to scream and freak out if your soon to be husband wants to play golf before the wedding

ThomasE
07-04-2015, 01:37 PM
OMG! Those were hilarious, ladies. Good work!!!

Annie, get your pun
D*mn, it Julie!
D*mn, it, Barbara!
D*mn, it, Schnieder!
D*mn, it, David!
D*mn, it, Paperboy!
D*mn, it, viewing television audience!
The teenage adventures of Julie and Chuck on run
Barbara Cooper: Pseudo ho!
T

Anna Karenina
07-04-2015, 06:44 PM
Dwayne Schneider's guide to sleeping with almost under aged girls that he either met by the side of the road or helped to defect.

Nanette Fabray's half hour of mugging and doling out grandmotherly advice.

Mother, May I Sleep with Schneider?:eek:

Francine's Pink and Purple Palace

Julie and REM: Losing their Religion

Ann Romano and The World is Full of Married Men

Kokomo! Introducing Boyd Gaines and his ill fitting jacket.

Glenn Scarpelli starring in "Its Raining Men! Hallelujah!":happyface

Birthing In a Bathtub. Special Guest, Katherine Romano. Sponsored by Clorox!

Anna Karenina
07-04-2015, 06:45 PM
:lol: OMG! Those were hilarious, ladies. Good work!!!

Annie, get your pun
D*mn, it Julie!
D*mn, it, Barbara!
D*mn, it, Schnieder!
D*mn, it, David!
D*mn, it, Paperboy!
D*mn, it, viewing television audience!
The teenage adventures of Julie and Chuck on run
Barbara Cooper: Pseudo ho!
T

D*mn, it Uninspired Final Season!!!:lol:

Anna Karenina
07-04-2015, 06:49 PM
This is a book written by Julie and Barbara Cooper :D

How to have the perfect wedding

Chapter 1- Don't leave your groom at the last minute for his best man
Chapter 2- Control your urge to scream and freak out if your soon to be husband wants to play golf before the wedding
Chapter 3- After the honeymoon, put up with his crazy friends in a boarding house until you finally can't take another minute of their bizarro world.:crazy:

caladon
07-04-2015, 08:43 PM
Mr. Ed-less: The story of a woman who divorces her husband Ed and tries to raise her two daughters by trial and error while not using much horse sense.

The Adventures of Super-the-Man: The never-ending story of an apartment super who uses his powers of maintenance and knowledge of locks to constantly oversee the activities and lives of the tenants - in particular a divorced mom and her two daughters.

Run For Your Door: The story of a divorced woman who enjoys arguing and yelling at people so much, that she's constantly running to answer her door because she fears they'll leave before she gets there.

The Courtship of Annie's Daughters: The continuing story of the revolving door of endless boyfriends trying to date or at least score with Annie's daughters.

The Odd Triple: Can a divorced mother and her two daughters share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Apparently not.

Nobody's Perfect Strangers: The story of a single mother who's oldest daughter jumps from one relationship to another and eventually ends up marrying someone she doesn't know at all instead someone she hardly knows at all.

Saved By The Yell: The story of a mother who truly believes that yelling at her two daughters is the only way she can save them from making mistakes.

Father Knows What I Tell Him: The story of a woman who divorces her husband and then moves away with their two daughters to another city and then calls him periodically when there's a crisis or she needs someone to scream and yell at.

Bonniegirl
07-05-2015, 01:30 PM
Birthing In a Bathtub. Special Guest, Katherine Romano. Sponsored by Clorox

On second thought, I'll have my baby on my Mothers bed, by Julie! Along with my husband, mother and sister why not include the building super, my brother in law that I barely know, and a little boy watch me give birth !

ThomasE
07-07-2015, 11:57 AM
:lol:

D*mn, it Uninspired Final Season!!!:lol:
"Let's redecorate the set and lighting to cover up the lackluster stories for the final season"

Bonniegirl
07-07-2015, 01:20 PM
Anna, Caladon & Thomas. Your answers are so funny. I s*ck at this! But glad you guys are coming up with some good ones!

ThomasE
07-07-2015, 02:39 PM
Bonniegirl you did well with your two part book.lol. That motivated me to create more.
Hanging with grandma cooper
My teenage baby daddy boyfriend
My estranged husband is attracted to my married sister
Mama,please don't take my 42 year old man(Julie)
My goodies stay safe in a jar (Barbara)
Old (middle aged) yeller (Ann)
Return of the red headed monster
Kane's law
Offscreen disappearances (of characters)
Grandma gets billed in the final season with the rest of the cast finally
Married ... with step children /in law

Bonniegirl
10-28-2015, 03:01 AM
This thread had some funny references to the tonight's ep.!!!

OH Nuts!
10-28-2015, 07:28 AM
Schneider: The Unobtrusive One

Max Max's Out On Airline Snacks

Torgo
10-28-2015, 08:46 AM
The Misadventures of Alex: The Boy Who Lived In The Wall

OH Nuts!
10-28-2015, 09:17 AM
The "Indy 500" - (i.e. The Number of Times Schneider has barged into Ann's spartment per month)

Anna Karenina
07-05-2017, 03:56 PM
The Girls of Apartment 402

The 30 Minute Elton John Commercial Disguised as a Sitcom

Two Girls, A Super, and a Crazy Lady

Wait Til Ms. Romano Gets Home

Annie Dearest

Our Mom Looks Nothing Like Us

That Miscasted 70's Show (Bonnie Franklin)

Annie's Way

Annie At 36

Everything You Wanted To Know About Ham Acting, But Was Afraid To Ask

Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper

The Searching For Ann Romano

Annie Loves Johnny Fever

Ann Romano Is Enough

Ann Romano Shoots Smack

How To Have A Successful Sitcom Without Really Trying

The Best Character Has Left This Show (Ginny)

The Best Little Madhouse In Indiana

The Braless Days and Nights of M.S. Romano

Danny Cooksey Is my Lost Son


Come back home, seventies sitcoms! You were hilarious. :lol:

Anna Karenina
07-05-2017, 04:00 PM
My Alcove, My Wooch, Myself.

Slap Shot Annie

Dr. Johnny Fever Needs To Pay His Rent

Whitest Show in The Norman Lear catalog

Schneider and His Unused Critters

Anna Karenina
07-05-2017, 04:02 PM
Anna, Caladon & Thomas. Your answers are so funny. I s*ck at this! But glad you guys are coming up with some good ones!

Thanks My Bonnie.

Almost the two year anniversary of your post! :wave:

Anna Karenina
07-05-2017, 04:04 PM
The Misadventures of Alex: The Boy Who Lived In The Wall

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And apparently nobody really noticed. :D

Anna Karenina
07-05-2017, 06:14 PM
Barbara the slut shamer.

Barbara, 2 guys in one night. Fickle and vain.

Barbara who gets off on her brother and sister in law sleeping in her twin bed.

Barbara who is so stupid she has a crush on William Ragsdale.

Barbara who let her husband's friends walk all over her.

Barbara has no female friends other than off screen ones that are only in her imagination.

Barbara who threw her pregnant sister under the bus about the apple cores.

Barbara who secretly had Nick and Ginny killed for her own selfish reasons.

Barbara, Barbara, Barbara! :(