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catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:17 AM I stole this idea from Irene - we've played this game on the Good Times and Sanford & Son boards. So now it's time to add a third Norman Lear show to this list!
Would You Like Some Whine With That Cheese?
My Mom the Carrot Top
Screamo De Mayo
You Make Me Want to Shout
Midol, Mom and Me
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 12:21 AM I stole this idea from Irene - we've played this game on the Good Times and Sanford & Son boards. So now it's time to add a third Norman Lear show to this list!
Would You Like Some Whine With That Cheese?
My Mom the Carrot Top
Screamo De Mayo
You Make Me Want to Shout
Midol, Mom and Me
:rofl:
Three Ladies and a Schneider
Screamfest
Redheads Rule the Roost
Bitch, Bitch, Moan
Two and a half ladies
No Good Times Here
Little Apartment in Indiana
catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:23 AM PMS Is Us
Nagging Is A Mom's Best Friend
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 12:25 AM Ladies R Us
One Trick Schneider
Leave Julie, Just Leave
Shut Up Julie
Barbara Who?
Scream Baby Scream
catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:28 AM Whatever Happened To Baby Julie?
Hush, Hush Sweet Barbara
Queen Ann
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 12:30 AM DAMNIT! What's Happening Now?
That's My Bitch
3's No Company
No Family Ties Here
3 is More than Enough
The Odd Triplets
catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:33 AM David WHO!?
Mister Ed (Cooper, that is)
The Good Girl (Barbara, of course)
The Towering Inferno (Julie, of course)
Mad Max (Julie's husband)
NOT The Waltons
Three Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
REALLY High Anxiety
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 12:36 AM Earthquake! Indiana Style
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (G.L.O.W.)
Caged Heat
No Laughs Here
School of Hard Knocks
catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:41 AM Happy Days Are NOT Here Again
A Hop, Skip and Jump to the Front Door
A Tool in Search of His Toolbelt
Zoneboy 06-26-2007, 12:51 AM That's Not a Pack of Cigarettes, The Bracelet wouldn't Fit my Ankle.
catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:57 AM Mommie Dearest
Running Scared...Of Mom's PMS!!
Chocolate Ice Cream is a Girl's Best Friend
David Kane, Eunich Attorney-At-Law
Schneider: He's Always at Your (Garbage) Disposal
Mikado 06-26-2007, 01:16 AM :rofl:
Schneider's in the House
My Beautiful daughter, and the other one.
Ann Romano, P.M.S.
Dwayne's Harem
My daughter married Van Halen
Wheres Julie?
Who gave Schneider a key, anyway?
catlover79 06-26-2007, 01:20 AM Dwayne's World
I'm Not an Italian, I Just Play One on TV
So You Want To Marry A Rock Star...
Beauty and the Beanpole
Sex and the Single Mom
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 01:30 AM Forget Bookman, Heeeere's Schneider
Keyless Apartments
Death at my Doorstep aka David's Here
P.M.S. in Indiana
Forget Midol, Gimme a Hammer
WTF????
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Redheads are Duds
How Short Am I?
I'm Down Here
The Bra less years
Denim Vests And Toolbelts - The Dwayne Shneider Story
;)
Mikado 06-26-2007, 01:36 AM Perky till you puke
My Mom has ADD
One daughter too many
Walk right in!
Dont eat the Daisies.......snort them! :rolleyes:
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 01:41 AM Send In the Clowns
R*E*S*P*E*C*T...Not around here
Julie and the Chevy Van
Not with My Sister You Won't
Beauties and the Beast (Julie that is)
Anne of Green Gables
Knock Three Times...I don't think so
Mikado 06-26-2007, 01:54 AM Who's got................THE WIDEST SMILE?
Little ho's on the INDY ( That ones nasty:eek2: )
One handymans Family
Dont forget the earplugs!
When Mothers attack!
catlover79 06-26-2007, 12:05 PM Whining and Dining with Ann
Say It LOUD and Clear
A Man Who Is His Own Attorney Has a Tool for a Client
catlover79 06-26-2007, 06:22 PM Rebel Yell (Julie)
Welcome to the Jungle
Kicking and Screaming
Mama Said
Twist and Shout
Ireneparalegal 06-26-2007, 08:16 PM Rebel Yell (Julie)
Welcome to the Jungle
Kicking and Screaming
Mama Said
Twist and Shout
Rebel Yell...:rofl:
Scoff off to Mom
Menopause Blues
One Life to Scream
Screw You!
No Angels Here
catlover79 06-26-2007, 11:15 PM Annzilla vs. Mothra
Let's NOT Make a Deal
The Get-Along Gang (Yeah, Right!)
Shiny But Not Happy People
Scream for Your Supper
catlover79 06-27-2007, 09:01 AM Diary of a Mad White Woman
catlover79 06-27-2007, 11:35 PM One Day at a Whine
Like Mother, Like Daughter
My Mother, Myself
Mighty Mouth
Here Comes the Schneider-Man
catlover79 06-28-2007, 12:28 AM Raggedy Ann & Tool Man
Barbie Doll
Julie Flew The Coop
More Yelling, Cringing and Crying Than an ABC After School Special
seventies_sitcoms 07-03-2007, 12:50 AM The Girls of Apartment 402
The 30 Minute Elton John Commercial Disguised as a Sitcom
Two Girls, A Super, and a Crazy Lady
Wait Til Ms. Romano Gets Home
Annie Dearest
Our Mom Looks Nothing Like Us
That Miscasted 70's Show (Bonnie Franklin)
Annie's Way
Annie At 36
Everything You Wanted To Know About Ham Acting, But Was Afraid To Ask
Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper
The Searching For Ann Romano
Annie Loves Johnny Fever
Ann Romano Is Enough
Ann Romano Shoots Smack
How To Have A Successful Sitcom Without Really Trying
The Best Character Has Left This Show (Ginny)
The Best Little Madhouse In Indiana
The Braless Days and Nights of M.S. Romano
Danny Cooksey Is my Lost Son
catlover79 07-03-2007, 02:17 AM ^ :clap Those are hilarious...especially "Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper" and "Ann Loves Johnny Fever". Kudos!! props:
seventies_sitcoms 07-03-2007, 08:52 PM ^ :clap Those are hilarious...especially "Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper" and "Ann Loves Johnny Fever". Kudos!! props:
Well they could've just called this show "Prozac Nation" and it would pretty much sum it up!
CWDogg 07-11-2007, 06:29 PM Ann Romano vs. The World
Our mom will kick you're ass
Pimpdaddy Schnieder
How'd this show stay on so long?
Let's continue to Live Together
Maude.. if she was younger and smaller
My daughter is a basketball star who can barely dribble
catlover79 07-12-2007, 01:07 AM Eerie, Indiana!! :lol:
Already Gone 07-19-2007, 02:31 PM I am Annie, Hear Me Scream!
A Tool and His Belt are Never Parted (Schneider)
You CAN'T Stop The Insanity
catlover79 07-19-2007, 03:03 PM How to Get a Top Advertisting Job with No Experience and No College Education Without Really Trying!!
A Fool For Francine
Hey, Don't I Share a Mother with Mary Richards??
catlover79 12-22-2007, 01:39 PM The Scariest, Loudest People To Ever Set Foot in Indiana: The Ann Romano & Bobby Knight Story (The CBS Sunday Night Movie)
catlover79 10-23-2009, 01:09 AM Well they could've just called this show "Prozac Nation" and it would pretty much sum it up!
:rofl: True!
ThomasE 10-25-2009, 09:28 PM "My name is Max and I'm not leaving the show again because my heifer wife is messed up."
Nine year itch
Roblicki's Happenings
Pimp Daddy Schnieder
I don't think so Dr. Johnny Fever
Donna Reed is not related to Francine
catlover79 10-25-2009, 09:32 PM ^ I love that last title, especially since I recently finished Season 2 of The Donna Reed Show on DVD. :rofl:
ThomasE 10-25-2009, 09:35 PM ^ I love that last title, especially since I recently finished Season 2 of The Donna Reed Show on DVD. :rofl:
Ha Ha! :lol: I need to get off these boards and clean my apt before I fall asleep.
DJM77 04-15-2010, 07:56 PM Wrath Of The Redhead
An old post if anybody wants to join the action.Some posters certainly came up with a lot of them.
ThomasE 07-04-2015, 11:52 AM No, Sam. This isn't Head Of The Class
The mentally misadventures of Schnieder and his trailer park
Mr. Peabody's weekly stickups
Light my fire, uh I mean trailer
Mrs. Loring's afterschool coffee house and poetry hour
Rev. Julie Cooper ministers to the derilects
Anna Karenina 07-04-2015, 12:54 PM Dimples on her Butt, The Barbara Cooper Royer story.:happyface
Ann, The Red Menace
Liberal Progressive Norman Lear Show With Barely Any Racial Diversity except for Background Actors.
They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab, I said, No, No! No!
My Mom had a one night stand with my father in law and married him.
My Mom is also my stepmom in law.
My Dad is also my stepdad in law.
Nick Handris...Killed off and Nobody cares or remembers.:mad:
Ann Romano and Francine Webster, Top Ad Execs with no discernible talent or experience: aka Mad Women.
Firestarter, The Alex Handris Story.
I have to leave my husband and uproot my kids because my handsome husband the good provider is slightly controlling.
High on Arrival, What really took place in Schneider's Camper.:eek:
Ginny Wroblicki, Mother of The Year
Bonniegirl 07-04-2015, 01:11 PM This is a book written by Julie and Barbara Cooper :D
How to have the perfect wedding
Chapter 1- Don't leave your groom at the last minute for his best man
Chapter 2- Control your urge to scream and freak out if your soon to be husband wants to play golf before the wedding
ThomasE 07-04-2015, 01:37 PM OMG! Those were hilarious, ladies. Good work!!!
Annie, get your pun
D*mn, it Julie!
D*mn, it, Barbara!
D*mn, it, Schnieder!
D*mn, it, David!
D*mn, it, Paperboy!
D*mn, it, viewing television audience!
The teenage adventures of Julie and Chuck on run
Barbara Cooper: Pseudo ho!
T
Anna Karenina 07-04-2015, 06:44 PM Dwayne Schneider's guide to sleeping with almost under aged girls that he either met by the side of the road or helped to defect.
Nanette Fabray's half hour of mugging and doling out grandmotherly advice.
Mother, May I Sleep with Schneider?:eek:
Francine's Pink and Purple Palace
Julie and REM: Losing their Religion
Ann Romano and The World is Full of Married Men
Kokomo! Introducing Boyd Gaines and his ill fitting jacket.
Glenn Scarpelli starring in "Its Raining Men! Hallelujah!":happyface
Birthing In a Bathtub. Special Guest, Katherine Romano. Sponsored by Clorox!
Anna Karenina 07-04-2015, 06:45 PM :lol: OMG! Those were hilarious, ladies. Good work!!!
Annie, get your pun
D*mn, it Julie!
D*mn, it, Barbara!
D*mn, it, Schnieder!
D*mn, it, David!
D*mn, it, Paperboy!
D*mn, it, viewing television audience!
The teenage adventures of Julie and Chuck on run
Barbara Cooper: Pseudo ho!
T
D*mn, it Uninspired Final Season!!!:lol:
Anna Karenina 07-04-2015, 06:49 PM This is a book written by Julie and Barbara Cooper :D
How to have the perfect wedding
Chapter 1- Don't leave your groom at the last minute for his best man
Chapter 2- Control your urge to scream and freak out if your soon to be husband wants to play golf before the wedding
Chapter 3- After the honeymoon, put up with his crazy friends in a boarding house until you finally can't take another minute of their bizarro world.:crazy:
caladon 07-04-2015, 08:43 PM Mr. Ed-less: The story of a woman who divorces her husband Ed and tries to raise her two daughters by trial and error while not using much horse sense.
The Adventures of Super-the-Man: The never-ending story of an apartment super who uses his powers of maintenance and knowledge of locks to constantly oversee the activities and lives of the tenants - in particular a divorced mom and her two daughters.
Run For Your Door: The story of a divorced woman who enjoys arguing and yelling at people so much, that she's constantly running to answer her door because she fears they'll leave before she gets there.
The Courtship of Annie's Daughters: The continuing story of the revolving door of endless boyfriends trying to date or at least score with Annie's daughters.
The Odd Triple: Can a divorced mother and her two daughters share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Apparently not.
Nobody's Perfect Strangers: The story of a single mother who's oldest daughter jumps from one relationship to another and eventually ends up marrying someone she doesn't know at all instead someone she hardly knows at all.
Saved By The Yell: The story of a mother who truly believes that yelling at her two daughters is the only way she can save them from making mistakes.
Father Knows What I Tell Him: The story of a woman who divorces her husband and then moves away with their two daughters to another city and then calls him periodically when there's a crisis or she needs someone to scream and yell at.
Bonniegirl 07-05-2015, 01:30 PM Birthing In a Bathtub. Special Guest, Katherine Romano. Sponsored by Clorox
On second thought, I'll have my baby on my Mothers bed, by Julie! Along with my husband, mother and sister why not include the building super, my brother in law that I barely know, and a little boy watch me give birth !
ThomasE 07-07-2015, 11:57 AM :lol:
D*mn, it Uninspired Final Season!!!:lol:
"Let's redecorate the set and lighting to cover up the lackluster stories for the final season"
Bonniegirl 07-07-2015, 01:20 PM Anna, Caladon & Thomas. Your answers are so funny. I s*ck at this! But glad you guys are coming up with some good ones!
ThomasE 07-07-2015, 02:39 PM Bonniegirl you did well with your two part book.lol. That motivated me to create more.
Hanging with grandma cooper
My teenage baby daddy boyfriend
My estranged husband is attracted to my married sister
Mama,please don't take my 42 year old man(Julie)
My goodies stay safe in a jar (Barbara)
Old (middle aged) yeller (Ann)
Return of the red headed monster
Kane's law
Offscreen disappearances (of characters)
Grandma gets billed in the final season with the rest of the cast finally
Married ... with step children /in law
Bonniegirl 10-28-2015, 03:01 AM This thread had some funny references to the tonight's ep.!!!
OH Nuts! 10-28-2015, 07:28 AM Schneider: The Unobtrusive One
Max Max's Out On Airline Snacks
Torgo 10-28-2015, 08:46 AM The Misadventures of Alex: The Boy Who Lived In The Wall
OH Nuts! 10-28-2015, 09:17 AM The "Indy 500" - (i.e. The Number of Times Schneider has barged into Ann's spartment per month)
Anna Karenina 07-05-2017, 03:56 PM The Girls of Apartment 402
The 30 Minute Elton John Commercial Disguised as a Sitcom
Two Girls, A Super, and a Crazy Lady
Wait Til Ms. Romano Gets Home
Annie Dearest
Our Mom Looks Nothing Like Us
That Miscasted 70's Show (Bonnie Franklin)
Annie's Way
Annie At 36
Everything You Wanted To Know About Ham Acting, But Was Afraid To Ask
Hanging With Julie and Barbara Cooper
The Searching For Ann Romano
Annie Loves Johnny Fever
Ann Romano Is Enough
Ann Romano Shoots Smack
How To Have A Successful Sitcom Without Really Trying
The Best Character Has Left This Show (Ginny)
The Best Little Madhouse In Indiana
The Braless Days and Nights of M.S. Romano
Danny Cooksey Is my Lost Son
Come back home, seventies sitcoms! You were hilarious. :lol:
Anna Karenina 07-05-2017, 04:00 PM My Alcove, My Wooch, Myself.
Slap Shot Annie
Dr. Johnny Fever Needs To Pay His Rent
Whitest Show in The Norman Lear catalog
Schneider and His Unused Critters
Anna Karenina 07-05-2017, 04:02 PM Anna, Caladon & Thomas. Your answers are so funny. I s*ck at this! But glad you guys are coming up with some good ones!
Thanks My Bonnie.
Almost the two year anniversary of your post! :wave:
Anna Karenina 07-05-2017, 04:04 PM The Misadventures of Alex: The Boy Who Lived In The Wall
:lol: :lol: :lol:
And apparently nobody really noticed. :D
Anna Karenina 07-05-2017, 06:14 PM Barbara the slut shamer.
Barbara, 2 guys in one night. Fickle and vain.
Barbara who gets off on her brother and sister in law sleeping in her twin bed.
Barbara who is so stupid she has a crush on William Ragsdale.
Barbara who let her husband's friends walk all over her.
Barbara has no female friends other than off screen ones that are only in her imagination.
Barbara who threw her pregnant sister under the bus about the apple cores.
Barbara who secretly had Nick and Ginny killed for her own selfish reasons.
Barbara, Barbara, Barbara! :(
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