since I can't find the thread that started this; I'll start a new one.

Archie (to Irene): "So, your husband does the cooking over at your house, huh"?
Irene: "He does it all, he loves it".
Archie: "But aren't you afraid of what people might think"?
Irene: "What; that I'm a lazy wife"?
Archie: "No, that he's a ***".


Gloria: "Daddy, do you realize that (some high number) percent of people were killed last year by guns"?
Archie: "Would it make you feel any better; little goil, if they jumped out o' windows"?

Archie Bunker: Here's something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.
Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?