Continuing in the tradition of The Brady Bunch and Good Times boards, list the lessons you learned from watching S&S.


Never go into business with a friend. You might end up in a commercial, pushed aside and resort to wearing a goofy tie.

ALWAYS check the parsley to be sure it really is parsley.

Never take your dad to dinner at a Mexican restaurant.

Sisters-in-law and handcuffs never mix.

Kick your son out when he turns 18
Don't visit St. Louis
Get along with your in-laws
Don't ever fake a heart attack

NEVER buy or borrow anything from Fred and Lamont!!! (Or almost anyone else on that show, really.)

-If you win a lottery, tell nobody until after you finished spending it on what you want (although I admire Fred's generosity).
-Racism and intolerance truly does make one look foolish.
-Get rich quick schemes never work.

Never buy anything from Guy's Groovy Grab Bag.

NEVER buy or borrow anything from Fred and Lamont!!! (Or almost anyone else on that show, really.)
:rofl:


Treat your father with respect.

Any kid who can draw 4 kings ain't gonna give you his phone number!

Never try to make your Puerto Rican neighbor look bad - he will always come out smelling like a rose and you'll end up looking like the dummy!!

1. Don't buy vases from people you don't know
2. Don't buy copper from someone you don't know
3. Don't go audition for movies unless you know what they are about
4. Dont get over excited if you find oil in you're yard
5. Once you get to 31 and 65 respectively, you wont age for a few years.
6. Some people get three social security checks
7. When entertaining females make sure you have plenty of "Onion Stew" and " Ripple"
8. Don't cross anybody named " Arms Crowder" or 'Jojo Jackson"
9. Keep plenty of reading glasses around
10. You can open a drawer without using the handle
11. You can talk anyone dead or alive during a heart attack
12. The INK SPOTS are the bomb

1. Never go to El-sa gundo
2. Never choke a white woman in your house
3. Don't get drunk before you go out with Fast Fannie
4. Never switch bed charts, when you are in the hospital
5. Never eat necks and backs from (chickens)

Don't mess with Ester--or she'll kick your butt!!

Don't bother with cleaning products. They are a waste of time and money.

If you hit the lottery keep it to yourself so that you will keep all your winnings

Never sell your daddy's Blind Mello Jelly records.

Never keep your snack food within reach of Chico the goat!

This is a pretty good thread, so I'll revive it

Keep your alcohol out of reach of Woodrow!
Keep your Holy Moly away from Julio's goat!

Put Esther on Bible Jeopardy....

and on SNL to show the Church Lady how a “Hallelujah Jesus!” should be done.

Never show your driver license when picture was taken in the morning. Because [according to Fred] when you are that ugly in the morning, you are that ugly at night :lol:

never tell your family you hit the lottery

Graduate from high school.