Florida: "Ohhhhh James, you finding that money is a blessing. We can buy J.J. his paints, Thelma can get that new outfit and Michael can get a new jacket! Oh James, I love you."

Florida: "Of course I agree with you James, going to Alaska would be the best thing in the world for all of us!"

Ned The Wino: "My name is Ned...and I am an alcoholic."

Willona knocking on the Evans' door.

James: "I don't like the idea, but I agree, going on food stamps can sure help us around here."

Bookman: "Oh no thank you, I can't eat pie."

J.J. : "Hey that's great."

Micheal: Malcolm X was a big phoney!!!
Florida: Damn, I wish I could dump this family and go back to Maude!
John: Mmmmm, That daughter of Maude's, Carol, was HOT....id sure like to run away with her!
JJ: Man, I absolutely would hate to be a painter, or something....maybe ill apply for my dream job, at the carwash!

JJ: Mom, you can throw those red jammies away now!!

Thelma: No, I won't be using the bathroom today.

JJ/Willona: I am taking a vow of silence.

JJ with muscles.

JJ, Michael, Thelma, and Keith not whining.

James: I don't believe in using force to discipline my kids.

Florida: The Black Jesus picture DOES bring good luck.

JJ or Thelma going an entire day without insulting each other.

JJ going for his Master's Degree.

Wanda NOT crying during a funeral.

JJ: I'm going to join a monastery and take a vow of celibacy.

Willona NOT doing the dozens with that old dying man.

Michael NOT saying "Boy is a white racist word."

Florida telling James they will wait at home for J.J. while he is in jail.

J.J. NOT finding things.

Ben and Florida going out on a second date.

Florida and Willona enjoying themselves at Lake Geneva.

J.J.'s girlfriends, Henrietta and Boom Boom Belinda.

James -" I got the Job"

Bookman doing some work

JJ saying a rhyme without "Dynomite" in it

Alderman Davis "How you doing Winona"

Florida - " We need some money , J.J. run a hustle"

James sneaking over to Winona's

Carl talking fast

James -" I got the Job"

Bookman doing some work

JJ saying a rhyme without "Dynomite" in it

Alderman Davis "How you doing Winona"

Florida - " We need some money , J.J. run a hustle"

James sneaking over to Winona's

Carl talking fast
Good ones. Except you have Willona's name wrong. you put Winona. But I know who you were talking about. :D

James: "Get ready for church y'all."

James: "Florida, if I ever die, I want you to marry an atheist."

Florida: "God is not real."