FOL85NatandMrsGRock
12-26-2000, 12:38 AM
Sorry it Took me so long to get a new script out... you know you don't like them anyways so why shodul i get my molly script out... well, i'll get my molly ringwald script out tomorrow... I'm back in my typing mood... hehe http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif You probably won't liek it... but oh well right http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Here's this script I don't think I told many people about it... I forgot all abotu it till i flipped through my script writting notebook and found it... ENJOY!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
The Letter
(season 2)
---Lounge---
Blair and Jo: (sitting on the couch talking)
Tootie and Nat: (sitting on the floor right infront of Blair and Jo playing cards on the table)
Tootie: (lays down her hand of cards) Gin
Nat: Aww... Not Again!! (throws hand down and pouts)
Tootie: Your deal! (hands cards to Nat)
Nat: I'm sick of this! I'm -100!! Tuesdays are just not my days!
Tootie: Well at least now your only about (looks at notepad) 200 behind!
Nat: Great! (sarcastic and shuffles)
Blair: did you hear about what happened to Nancy and Roger?
Jo: No! What?
Blair: Well...
Jo: (cuts Blair off) What am I doing? I'm being nosey about other people's lives! That's Tootie's job!
Tootie: Well, maybe I'm rubbing off on you!
Jo: You better not be! I got my own life to live without it being the perfect, not a trouble maker...
Tootie: (sighs)
Blair: ANYWAYS!!! Roger was caught in Nancy's dorm room by Sue Ann, Nancy's roommate...
Jo: So?
Blair: Sooo.... Nancy's bed was all messed up...
Jo: That doesn't mean anything, she could have just forgot to make her bed in the morning...
Blair: But she makes her bed EVERY morning... and sue ann SAW her make her bed that morning!!
Jo: So they fooled around... What's wrong with that?
Nat: Are you serious!! Nancy and Roger!!!
Tootie: In her BEDROOM!!!
Nat: (smiles) Alone....???
Tootie: Wow!! Nancy's Room is a love shack!! (smiles)
Nat: (laughs)
Blair: You don't know Nancy like I do Jo! She would NEVER do that with Roger...
Tootie: Well obvioulsy you don't know her well enough if she and Roger did....
Jo: What's the big deal... So Nancy's not a virgin anymore... I'm not either...
Blair: WHAT!?!?! (totally shocked)
Jo: (says slowly and repeats) I'm Not A.... (gets interupted)
Blair: I heard you! I just don't believe what I heard from you!!
Jo: may my motor cycle be stolen...
Nat: Watch out Blair... She's serious about this!!!
Blair: I still don't believe you!! So when and who was this with?
Jo: Eddie of course!! Renember how he was up here visiting last weekend?
Nat: yea!!
Jo: well it was after cerfew and we were in his car in the back seat and...
Blair: What!!!
Jo: well you can picture the rest....
Blair: I don't want to!!!
Jo: Tootie if you tell ANYBODY I'll kill you!!
Tootie: What about them? (points at Blair and Nat)
Jo: If ANY of you tell anybody you're dead!!
Blair: Don't worry!!
Nat: umm.... (thinks)
Jo: Natalie!!
Nat: Ok! Ok! I won't!
Jo: Well, I have to write back to Eddie!! (gets up) I better not hear anybody else talking about this!! Especially Mrs. Garrett!! I will never hear the end of it!!
Blair; I don't believe this!! (shocked)
Nat: me niether!!
Tootie: Don't worry Mrs. Garrett or anybody won't hear from me!!
Jo: Ok!! (leaves)
---Girls' Bedroom----
Jo: (sits at desk and starts writing while thinking outloud) Dear Eddie, last Saturday night was a memory all in itself! Finally we became more intimate...
---Bedroom Later---
Blair: (walks in bedroom) Oh Jo!! Mrs. Garrett's looking for you downstairs!!
Jo: (folds letter up and sticks it in Chemistry book on desk) Oh thanks Blair (gets up and goes to the door) Are you, me and Nancy still going to that movie tonight?
Blair: I think so! I'll talk to Nancy after dinner (eakes apron off and sits on bed)
Jo: Ok!! (leaves)
Blair: (gets up, goes to chemistry book and reads letter aloud) Dear Eddie... Blad, Blah, Blah... (eyes bulge) Finally we became more intimate together!?!?!?! Hopefully when you come next weekend we can have just as much fun!!!! (sits in a chair in shock) She really did!!!
----Commercial-----
----Cafeteria on thursday----
Blair: Jo, what are you doing tomorrow night? (scrubs tables)
Jo: Tomorrow??? Friday... umm... let's see (thinks) Oh yea, Well Eddie's comming up... (puts table clothes on)
Mrs. G: he sure is comming up here a lot!! (smiles and puts salt and pepper shakers on)
Jo: Yea!! (smiles) Our relationships has shifted and I guess now he's got to see me every weekend or something! (smiles and looks at Blair with a look of you better not smile, laugh, or sneer)
Nat: Well If I got the back seat I'd come up every weekedn too!! (puts napkins on table while standing next to jo)
Jo: (elbows Nat)
Mrs. G: (confused)
Blair: Well Jo!! Why don't you and eddie join me and my date?
Jo: Who's your date?
Blair: Uhh... I don't know, but I'll have a date by tomorrow
Jo: well tomorrow night is me and eddie's first day we met... It's sorta special
blair: well join us for dessert or coffee!! Or something!!
Mrs. G: Blair! if Jo has plans already... let her be!!
Jo: Yea Blair!! My plans are certainly better than yours!! And more memorable!! (smiles)
Blair: Jo I... (pauses) Jo don't... (pauses and sighs)
Jo: Blair just forget it! You aren't going to change my mind!!
Mrs. G: (confused look)
Jo: (slams last tablecloth that's folded on the only table without a tablecloth and goes to the kitchen door)
Tootie: (walks in from kitchen and runs into Jo)
Jo: (storms through tootie and into the kitchen)
Tootie: what's eating her?
Mrs. G: yea Blair!! She was in such a good mood and now you made her mad!! What's this about?
Blair: I'm just protecting her!!
Mrs. G: From what?
Blair: (looks at Tootie and Nat then back at Mrs. G) Never mind... forget I even mentioned it!! (goes into kitchen)
---Kitchen----
Blair: (walks in kitchen) Jo!! if you're planning to have sex with eddie again tomorrow, please DON'T!!
Jo: Why not? The first time is done and over with!!
Blair: yea but what if you and Eddie have kids??
Jo: We won't!! (gets louder)
Blair: How do you know?? (gets louder)
Jo: Cuz I know myself!! (gets louder)
Blair: You gotta be careful with guys like eddie!! (gets louder)
Jo: Guys like Eddie!! (shouts) There's nothing wrong with Eddie!!!
Mrs. G: (walks in)
Blair: yes there is!! You're 16 and you're not (stops when she saw Mrs. G was in the room)
Mrs. G: what's all the shouting about?
Blair: Jo is being an underminded selfish witch!!
Jo: blair is trying to run other people's lives cuz she can't get any!!
Blair: Oh don't you say that about me!! At least I'm not taking the first guy who comes knocking on my door!!
Jo: At least I got a date and a boyfriend!!!
Blair: Huh!!!!! (runs up the stairs in furry)
mrs. G: Jo!! Go help the girls!!
Jo: (says under breath) I'll teach you where to shove your underminded selfish witch!! (says louder) Right up your...(gets interupted)
Mrs. G: (interupts Jo) JO!!! Please... no name calling with those words!!!
Jo: How do you know what I was gonna say!!
Mrs. G: (looks at Jo)
Jo: Ok... so those aren't the best words to use!! (thinks and starts to walk out into the cafeteria turns around) They are the only ones!! (goes out into the cafeteria)
Mrs. G: Huh!!! Will you girls EVER be friends??? (goes up the stairs in followance of Blair)
---Cafeteria----
Jo: (fixing the last table clothe she threw down before)
Eddie: (walks in) Jo!!
Jo: Eddie!! (runs to him and hugs him and gives him a kiss or two)
Eddie: hey jo!! Let's go have dinner!! I wanan take you somewhere special!!
Nat: (whispers to tootie) Try the back seat of his car!!
Tootie: (smiles and laughs)
Jo: Sure!! Let me go get my coat!! (goes into kitchen)
Nat: I though you weren't supposed to come until tomorrow?
Eddie: I coulnd;t wait to see Jo so I came up early!!
Tootie: (whispers to Nat) I'm sure he couldn't wait...
Jo: (walks in with coat) Ok Eddie!! Let's go!!
Eddie: Great! (leads jo out)
Tootie: Betchya I know what their gonna doo... (smiles and kinda laughs)
Nat: yea!! (smiles and laughs)
Tootie: Ooo... Jo is gonna be in trouble!!
Nat: Tootie shush... (laughs kinda)
----Girls' Bedroom-----
Mrs. G: (walks in)
Blair: (holding Jo's letter and sitting at desk/table)
Mrs. G: Blair what was that all about?
Blair: this... (hands letter to Mrs. G)
Mrs. G: (puts glasses on and read and moves lips like she's reading but not outloud) What!!! (eyes bulge and looks at Blair) Is this for real??
Blair: It has to be!! It's her writing and i saw her writing it!!
Mrs. G: (sits on the end of Jo's bed) Oh my gosh!! (takes glasses off)
Blair: (gets up and sits next to Mrs. G) Exactly!
Mrs. G: Is that why you didnt want to leave Jo alone??
Blair: yea!! I'm just trying to be a good friend! But it's hard to be a good friend with Jo always hating you!!
Mrs. G: Blair, you know that Jo has had a rough life and it's just hard for her to trust people, but you are a good friend to her Blair you really are!! (smiles)
Blair: If I were a good friend I woudl have stopped her and Eddie from... well, you know...
Mrs. G: well blair, you are still a good friend becuase you're doing what you can to help her make the right decision now that you know!!
Blair: Yea...
Mrs. G: you're absolutely positive jo wrote this??
Blair: yes!!
Mrs. G: Well, maybe you thought you saw her writing it when in reality you saw her writing something else
Blair: No!! She told Nat, Tootie, and me about it too!!
Mrs. G: She actually got tootie to keep a secret??? There is a God!!!!
Blair: She threatened to kill her!! (kinda chuckles)
Mrs. G: that explains it (thinks) this doesn't sound like Jo at all!!
Blair: I know!!
Mrs. G: Well let me have this!! (grabs letter) I'll talk to Jo about it!!
Blair: No!! Don't!!
Mrs. G: What??
Blair: I told her I wouldn't tell you!!
Mrs. G: Well that should have been the major clue that what she was doing was probably not the best thing!!
Blair: Well if you talk to her about it she'll know that i squeeled!!
Mrs. G: Don't worry Blair I'll tell her I found it accidentally on the floor or something...
Blair: I'm dead!! (lays head on the table)
Mrs. G: Try the phrase Jo's dead!!! (leaves in anger)
Blair http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giflifts head up) I'm dead!!! (puts head back down)
---Cafeteria---
Nat: Do you really think Jo as telling the truth?
Tootie: no...
Nat: I know, it doesn't sound like Jo at all!!
Tootie: Actually it does!! (thinks)
Nat: But did you see how Blair was all over Jo and trying to get her to not go!!
Tootie: Did you hear them screaming at eachother in the kitchen!!
Nat: That was the best!!
Tootie: I wonder why Eddie came up early??
Nat: I don't know!!
Mrs. G: (walk in) Where's Jo?
Nat: She left with Eddie!!
Mrs. G: She what?? (angry and worried) Well first of all she didn't tell me, and second it's Thursday... Why's Eddie here??
Tootie: He couldn't wait to see her!!! (laughs and smiles)
Mrs. G: (gives a disappointed look to tootie at waht she said)
Nat: he was too ANXIOUS for dinner to somewhere special!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: Girls!! i know!! And your jokes aren't funny!!
Tootie and Nat: (look at eachother and exchange a look)
Mrs. G: (sighs) That girls better get back here soon!! Or I'm gonna blow my top off!!
Tootie: YIKES!!!
Nat: Please!! Don't!!! I don't like it when you get mad!!
Tootie: Jo is in trouble!!!
----Later----
Blair: (walks in) Mrs. Garrett I just saw Jo and Eddie pull up on her motorcycle
Nat: (says to tootie) Oh dang... they didnt take Eddies car?? (smiles)
Mrs. G: thanks Blair!
Nat: Jo's in trouble now!!
Tootie: Haha!! (mocks Jo)
Mrs. G: Girls!! Please excuse me!! i want to talk to Jo alone when she comes in!
Tootie: Just becuase I'm the youngest I have to leave!!
Mrs. G: Yes Tootie! You do!
Tootie: Fine!! (leaves)
Nat: how do you like that?? I'm being thrown out too!! (leaves)
Mrs. G: Blair... you too!!
Blair: No!! I'm staying!!
Mrs. G: Blair!! Please!! Jo will probably talk to me better with you not being here... no offense!! (shows letter)
Blair: Fine!! (sighs and leaves)
Mrs. G: (sits down at a table looking at audience)
Jo and Eddie: (walk in and Eddie is carry Jo in arms and kissing her and they stop and Jo kinda laughs)
Mrs. G: (not looking at them directly) Jo... could we talk? (turns aroudn and gets up)
Eddie: (lets Jo down)
Jo: Sure Mrs. G!! (smiles)
Eddie: Well Jo, I'm gonna go! See you tomorrow??
Jo: Sure!! (hugs him goodbye)
Eddie: (hugs back) Bye Jo!! (smiles and leaves)
Jo: What is it Mrs. Garrett??
Mrs. G: I found this... (hands letter to Jo)
Jo: (takes letter and starts to read it) Where did you get this??
Mrs. G: That doesn't matter!!
Jo: My right to privacy doesn't matter?
Mrs. G: We'll get to that issue later!! I just want to know if this is true...
Jo: (kid of sits there) Don't you know me well enough yet?
Mrs. G: I thought I did!! But, this just proves me wrong!!
Jo: Mrs. G!! (smiles) It's a joke!!
Mrs. G: (mad) It's a what??
Jo: A joke!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: (confused) A joke?
Jo: yes!! (says slowly) A Joke!! But it was for Blair!! not you!!
Mrs. G: Why? I mean what for??
Jo: Well, I was getting back at Blair for last weekend when she squeeled on my for breaking cerfew!!
Mrs. G: (sighs in relief and puts hand on stmach and sits) Thank God!! I don't want to deal with pregnant teenageers!!
Jo: (confused) Well, if i WOULD have slept with Eddie who says i woulda gotten pregnant?
Mrs. G: I don't know I'm just relieved!!
Jo: (laughs) You actually thought that me and Eddie... (laughs)
Mrs. G: (laughs a little) That is kinda funny isn't it? (gets a straigh and mad face) but you don't pull something like this and worry people to death!!
Jo: Well, It was SUPPOSED to be for Blair not you!
Blair: (walks in from hall next to kitchen) Well, it did worry me and that's why i told Mrs. Garrett!!
Jo: Well I was sick of you ratting me and other people out!! Nancy got in trouble cuz of you!!
Mrs. G: Nancy?? Nancy?? What does Nancy have to do with things? (knows what Nancy did)
Blair: All i did was tell a few people...
Jo: well now Nancy might get expelled cuz of you!!
Mrs. G: How do you girls know about Nancy?
Jo: Ask Blair!! She's the one who told on her!!!
Mrs. G: Well, Blair, first of all that wasn't nice.. do i have to read you the gossip line too? Usually that's tootie's talk!! But we can use it on you too!!
Blair: Well, it is the biggest news!!
Mrs. G: Nancy and Roger being caught in her room is the biggest news?
Blair: You know what they were doing in there!!
Jo: Blair!! For all you know they coulda been talking!!
Blair: You don't mess up a bed when you talk!! (looks at Jo)
Mrs. G: Girls!!
Blair: well you dont!!
Jo: Maybe they were jumping on the bed!!
Blair: which way??
Mrs. G: GIRLS!!!
Jo: Ok... So what if Nancy did it with Roger... her life... and it doesn't need to be on the 6 o'clock news!!
Blair: I know that...
Mrs. G: Well you'll be happy to know that Nancy was NOT expelled, they can't PROVE that Roger was in her room and Nancy said he wasn't...
Blair: Way to go Nancy!! Lying to stay at Eastland...
Mrs. G: (looks at Blair) I think you've turned into Tootie!!
Tootie and Nat: (they were listening in on the conversation from the kitchen door and the door opened and they fell in and the counter's that are usually there aren't)
Mrs. G: I take that back!! (smiles)
Tootie: Blair you mean Nancy and Roger really did??
Jo: Tootie...
Tootie: What? Can i help it if I have an ear for gossip??
Blair: But it goes in your ear and out your mouth!!
Tootie: Well you do that too!!
Blair: (thinks about self) I do do that don't I??
Mrs. G: yes!! But i still don't see where the letter comes into play... (hold up letter)
Jo: I said the letter was just for Blair to learn to keep her mouth shut.. I knew that you'd know that I really wouldn't sleep with
Blair: yes jo! Good lesson!! Where's Nancy? I should appolagize...
Nancy: (walks in)
Nat: Speak of the devil...
Nancy: Jo!! I hear you and Eddie did it in the back of his car... way ta go!!Eddie... Boy was I wrong... And I don't think Blair learned her lesson...
Blair: I did!!
Jo: Good!! (says to self outloud) Good Lesson Jo!! (smiles)
Jo: (looks at Blair)
Blair: (laughs and smiles) Come on Jo, lets be serious about this!!
Jo: (walks towards Blair with fist up) Oh Blair... murder is serious business!!
Blair: (worried look) Common Jo!!
Jo: What are you gonna do about it??
Blair: Umm... make a break for it! (runs behind Mrs. G so Jo won't kill her)
Jo: (chases Blair)
---The End---
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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!
blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*
The Letter
(season 2)
---Lounge---
Blair and Jo: (sitting on the couch talking)
Tootie and Nat: (sitting on the floor right infront of Blair and Jo playing cards on the table)
Tootie: (lays down her hand of cards) Gin
Nat: Aww... Not Again!! (throws hand down and pouts)
Tootie: Your deal! (hands cards to Nat)
Nat: I'm sick of this! I'm -100!! Tuesdays are just not my days!
Tootie: Well at least now your only about (looks at notepad) 200 behind!
Nat: Great! (sarcastic and shuffles)
Blair: did you hear about what happened to Nancy and Roger?
Jo: No! What?
Blair: Well...
Jo: (cuts Blair off) What am I doing? I'm being nosey about other people's lives! That's Tootie's job!
Tootie: Well, maybe I'm rubbing off on you!
Jo: You better not be! I got my own life to live without it being the perfect, not a trouble maker...
Tootie: (sighs)
Blair: ANYWAYS!!! Roger was caught in Nancy's dorm room by Sue Ann, Nancy's roommate...
Jo: So?
Blair: Sooo.... Nancy's bed was all messed up...
Jo: That doesn't mean anything, she could have just forgot to make her bed in the morning...
Blair: But she makes her bed EVERY morning... and sue ann SAW her make her bed that morning!!
Jo: So they fooled around... What's wrong with that?
Nat: Are you serious!! Nancy and Roger!!!
Tootie: In her BEDROOM!!!
Nat: (smiles) Alone....???
Tootie: Wow!! Nancy's Room is a love shack!! (smiles)
Nat: (laughs)
Blair: You don't know Nancy like I do Jo! She would NEVER do that with Roger...
Tootie: Well obvioulsy you don't know her well enough if she and Roger did....
Jo: What's the big deal... So Nancy's not a virgin anymore... I'm not either...
Blair: WHAT!?!?! (totally shocked)
Jo: (says slowly and repeats) I'm Not A.... (gets interupted)
Blair: I heard you! I just don't believe what I heard from you!!
Jo: may my motor cycle be stolen...
Nat: Watch out Blair... She's serious about this!!!
Blair: I still don't believe you!! So when and who was this with?
Jo: Eddie of course!! Renember how he was up here visiting last weekend?
Nat: yea!!
Jo: well it was after cerfew and we were in his car in the back seat and...
Blair: What!!!
Jo: well you can picture the rest....
Blair: I don't want to!!!
Jo: Tootie if you tell ANYBODY I'll kill you!!
Tootie: What about them? (points at Blair and Nat)
Jo: If ANY of you tell anybody you're dead!!
Blair: Don't worry!!
Nat: umm.... (thinks)
Jo: Natalie!!
Nat: Ok! Ok! I won't!
Jo: Well, I have to write back to Eddie!! (gets up) I better not hear anybody else talking about this!! Especially Mrs. Garrett!! I will never hear the end of it!!
Blair; I don't believe this!! (shocked)
Nat: me niether!!
Tootie: Don't worry Mrs. Garrett or anybody won't hear from me!!
Jo: Ok!! (leaves)
---Girls' Bedroom----
Jo: (sits at desk and starts writing while thinking outloud) Dear Eddie, last Saturday night was a memory all in itself! Finally we became more intimate...
---Bedroom Later---
Blair: (walks in bedroom) Oh Jo!! Mrs. Garrett's looking for you downstairs!!
Jo: (folds letter up and sticks it in Chemistry book on desk) Oh thanks Blair (gets up and goes to the door) Are you, me and Nancy still going to that movie tonight?
Blair: I think so! I'll talk to Nancy after dinner (eakes apron off and sits on bed)
Jo: Ok!! (leaves)
Blair: (gets up, goes to chemistry book and reads letter aloud) Dear Eddie... Blad, Blah, Blah... (eyes bulge) Finally we became more intimate together!?!?!?! Hopefully when you come next weekend we can have just as much fun!!!! (sits in a chair in shock) She really did!!!
----Commercial-----
----Cafeteria on thursday----
Blair: Jo, what are you doing tomorrow night? (scrubs tables)
Jo: Tomorrow??? Friday... umm... let's see (thinks) Oh yea, Well Eddie's comming up... (puts table clothes on)
Mrs. G: he sure is comming up here a lot!! (smiles and puts salt and pepper shakers on)
Jo: Yea!! (smiles) Our relationships has shifted and I guess now he's got to see me every weekend or something! (smiles and looks at Blair with a look of you better not smile, laugh, or sneer)
Nat: Well If I got the back seat I'd come up every weekedn too!! (puts napkins on table while standing next to jo)
Jo: (elbows Nat)
Mrs. G: (confused)
Blair: Well Jo!! Why don't you and eddie join me and my date?
Jo: Who's your date?
Blair: Uhh... I don't know, but I'll have a date by tomorrow
Jo: well tomorrow night is me and eddie's first day we met... It's sorta special
blair: well join us for dessert or coffee!! Or something!!
Mrs. G: Blair! if Jo has plans already... let her be!!
Jo: Yea Blair!! My plans are certainly better than yours!! And more memorable!! (smiles)
Blair: Jo I... (pauses) Jo don't... (pauses and sighs)
Jo: Blair just forget it! You aren't going to change my mind!!
Mrs. G: (confused look)
Jo: (slams last tablecloth that's folded on the only table without a tablecloth and goes to the kitchen door)
Tootie: (walks in from kitchen and runs into Jo)
Jo: (storms through tootie and into the kitchen)
Tootie: what's eating her?
Mrs. G: yea Blair!! She was in such a good mood and now you made her mad!! What's this about?
Blair: I'm just protecting her!!
Mrs. G: From what?
Blair: (looks at Tootie and Nat then back at Mrs. G) Never mind... forget I even mentioned it!! (goes into kitchen)
---Kitchen----
Blair: (walks in kitchen) Jo!! if you're planning to have sex with eddie again tomorrow, please DON'T!!
Jo: Why not? The first time is done and over with!!
Blair: yea but what if you and Eddie have kids??
Jo: We won't!! (gets louder)
Blair: How do you know?? (gets louder)
Jo: Cuz I know myself!! (gets louder)
Blair: You gotta be careful with guys like eddie!! (gets louder)
Jo: Guys like Eddie!! (shouts) There's nothing wrong with Eddie!!!
Mrs. G: (walks in)
Blair: yes there is!! You're 16 and you're not (stops when she saw Mrs. G was in the room)
Mrs. G: what's all the shouting about?
Blair: Jo is being an underminded selfish witch!!
Jo: blair is trying to run other people's lives cuz she can't get any!!
Blair: Oh don't you say that about me!! At least I'm not taking the first guy who comes knocking on my door!!
Jo: At least I got a date and a boyfriend!!!
Blair: Huh!!!!! (runs up the stairs in furry)
mrs. G: Jo!! Go help the girls!!
Jo: (says under breath) I'll teach you where to shove your underminded selfish witch!! (says louder) Right up your...(gets interupted)
Mrs. G: (interupts Jo) JO!!! Please... no name calling with those words!!!
Jo: How do you know what I was gonna say!!
Mrs. G: (looks at Jo)
Jo: Ok... so those aren't the best words to use!! (thinks and starts to walk out into the cafeteria turns around) They are the only ones!! (goes out into the cafeteria)
Mrs. G: Huh!!! Will you girls EVER be friends??? (goes up the stairs in followance of Blair)
---Cafeteria----
Jo: (fixing the last table clothe she threw down before)
Eddie: (walks in) Jo!!
Jo: Eddie!! (runs to him and hugs him and gives him a kiss or two)
Eddie: hey jo!! Let's go have dinner!! I wanan take you somewhere special!!
Nat: (whispers to tootie) Try the back seat of his car!!
Tootie: (smiles and laughs)
Jo: Sure!! Let me go get my coat!! (goes into kitchen)
Nat: I though you weren't supposed to come until tomorrow?
Eddie: I coulnd;t wait to see Jo so I came up early!!
Tootie: (whispers to Nat) I'm sure he couldn't wait...
Jo: (walks in with coat) Ok Eddie!! Let's go!!
Eddie: Great! (leads jo out)
Tootie: Betchya I know what their gonna doo... (smiles and kinda laughs)
Nat: yea!! (smiles and laughs)
Tootie: Ooo... Jo is gonna be in trouble!!
Nat: Tootie shush... (laughs kinda)
----Girls' Bedroom-----
Mrs. G: (walks in)
Blair: (holding Jo's letter and sitting at desk/table)
Mrs. G: Blair what was that all about?
Blair: this... (hands letter to Mrs. G)
Mrs. G: (puts glasses on and read and moves lips like she's reading but not outloud) What!!! (eyes bulge and looks at Blair) Is this for real??
Blair: It has to be!! It's her writing and i saw her writing it!!
Mrs. G: (sits on the end of Jo's bed) Oh my gosh!! (takes glasses off)
Blair: (gets up and sits next to Mrs. G) Exactly!
Mrs. G: Is that why you didnt want to leave Jo alone??
Blair: yea!! I'm just trying to be a good friend! But it's hard to be a good friend with Jo always hating you!!
Mrs. G: Blair, you know that Jo has had a rough life and it's just hard for her to trust people, but you are a good friend to her Blair you really are!! (smiles)
Blair: If I were a good friend I woudl have stopped her and Eddie from... well, you know...
Mrs. G: well blair, you are still a good friend becuase you're doing what you can to help her make the right decision now that you know!!
Blair: Yea...
Mrs. G: you're absolutely positive jo wrote this??
Blair: yes!!
Mrs. G: Well, maybe you thought you saw her writing it when in reality you saw her writing something else
Blair: No!! She told Nat, Tootie, and me about it too!!
Mrs. G: She actually got tootie to keep a secret??? There is a God!!!!
Blair: She threatened to kill her!! (kinda chuckles)
Mrs. G: that explains it (thinks) this doesn't sound like Jo at all!!
Blair: I know!!
Mrs. G: Well let me have this!! (grabs letter) I'll talk to Jo about it!!
Blair: No!! Don't!!
Mrs. G: What??
Blair: I told her I wouldn't tell you!!
Mrs. G: Well that should have been the major clue that what she was doing was probably not the best thing!!
Blair: Well if you talk to her about it she'll know that i squeeled!!
Mrs. G: Don't worry Blair I'll tell her I found it accidentally on the floor or something...
Blair: I'm dead!! (lays head on the table)
Mrs. G: Try the phrase Jo's dead!!! (leaves in anger)
Blair http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giflifts head up) I'm dead!!! (puts head back down)
---Cafeteria---
Nat: Do you really think Jo as telling the truth?
Tootie: no...
Nat: I know, it doesn't sound like Jo at all!!
Tootie: Actually it does!! (thinks)
Nat: But did you see how Blair was all over Jo and trying to get her to not go!!
Tootie: Did you hear them screaming at eachother in the kitchen!!
Nat: That was the best!!
Tootie: I wonder why Eddie came up early??
Nat: I don't know!!
Mrs. G: (walk in) Where's Jo?
Nat: She left with Eddie!!
Mrs. G: She what?? (angry and worried) Well first of all she didn't tell me, and second it's Thursday... Why's Eddie here??
Tootie: He couldn't wait to see her!!! (laughs and smiles)
Mrs. G: (gives a disappointed look to tootie at waht she said)
Nat: he was too ANXIOUS for dinner to somewhere special!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: Girls!! i know!! And your jokes aren't funny!!
Tootie and Nat: (look at eachother and exchange a look)
Mrs. G: (sighs) That girls better get back here soon!! Or I'm gonna blow my top off!!
Tootie: YIKES!!!
Nat: Please!! Don't!!! I don't like it when you get mad!!
Tootie: Jo is in trouble!!!
----Later----
Blair: (walks in) Mrs. Garrett I just saw Jo and Eddie pull up on her motorcycle
Nat: (says to tootie) Oh dang... they didnt take Eddies car?? (smiles)
Mrs. G: thanks Blair!
Nat: Jo's in trouble now!!
Tootie: Haha!! (mocks Jo)
Mrs. G: Girls!! Please excuse me!! i want to talk to Jo alone when she comes in!
Tootie: Just becuase I'm the youngest I have to leave!!
Mrs. G: Yes Tootie! You do!
Tootie: Fine!! (leaves)
Nat: how do you like that?? I'm being thrown out too!! (leaves)
Mrs. G: Blair... you too!!
Blair: No!! I'm staying!!
Mrs. G: Blair!! Please!! Jo will probably talk to me better with you not being here... no offense!! (shows letter)
Blair: Fine!! (sighs and leaves)
Mrs. G: (sits down at a table looking at audience)
Jo and Eddie: (walk in and Eddie is carry Jo in arms and kissing her and they stop and Jo kinda laughs)
Mrs. G: (not looking at them directly) Jo... could we talk? (turns aroudn and gets up)
Eddie: (lets Jo down)
Jo: Sure Mrs. G!! (smiles)
Eddie: Well Jo, I'm gonna go! See you tomorrow??
Jo: Sure!! (hugs him goodbye)
Eddie: (hugs back) Bye Jo!! (smiles and leaves)
Jo: What is it Mrs. Garrett??
Mrs. G: I found this... (hands letter to Jo)
Jo: (takes letter and starts to read it) Where did you get this??
Mrs. G: That doesn't matter!!
Jo: My right to privacy doesn't matter?
Mrs. G: We'll get to that issue later!! I just want to know if this is true...
Jo: (kid of sits there) Don't you know me well enough yet?
Mrs. G: I thought I did!! But, this just proves me wrong!!
Jo: Mrs. G!! (smiles) It's a joke!!
Mrs. G: (mad) It's a what??
Jo: A joke!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: (confused) A joke?
Jo: yes!! (says slowly) A Joke!! But it was for Blair!! not you!!
Mrs. G: Why? I mean what for??
Jo: Well, I was getting back at Blair for last weekend when she squeeled on my for breaking cerfew!!
Mrs. G: (sighs in relief and puts hand on stmach and sits) Thank God!! I don't want to deal with pregnant teenageers!!
Jo: (confused) Well, if i WOULD have slept with Eddie who says i woulda gotten pregnant?
Mrs. G: I don't know I'm just relieved!!
Jo: (laughs) You actually thought that me and Eddie... (laughs)
Mrs. G: (laughs a little) That is kinda funny isn't it? (gets a straigh and mad face) but you don't pull something like this and worry people to death!!
Jo: Well, It was SUPPOSED to be for Blair not you!
Blair: (walks in from hall next to kitchen) Well, it did worry me and that's why i told Mrs. Garrett!!
Jo: Well I was sick of you ratting me and other people out!! Nancy got in trouble cuz of you!!
Mrs. G: Nancy?? Nancy?? What does Nancy have to do with things? (knows what Nancy did)
Blair: All i did was tell a few people...
Jo: well now Nancy might get expelled cuz of you!!
Mrs. G: How do you girls know about Nancy?
Jo: Ask Blair!! She's the one who told on her!!!
Mrs. G: Well, Blair, first of all that wasn't nice.. do i have to read you the gossip line too? Usually that's tootie's talk!! But we can use it on you too!!
Blair: Well, it is the biggest news!!
Mrs. G: Nancy and Roger being caught in her room is the biggest news?
Blair: You know what they were doing in there!!
Jo: Blair!! For all you know they coulda been talking!!
Blair: You don't mess up a bed when you talk!! (looks at Jo)
Mrs. G: Girls!!
Blair: well you dont!!
Jo: Maybe they were jumping on the bed!!
Blair: which way??
Mrs. G: GIRLS!!!
Jo: Ok... So what if Nancy did it with Roger... her life... and it doesn't need to be on the 6 o'clock news!!
Blair: I know that...
Mrs. G: Well you'll be happy to know that Nancy was NOT expelled, they can't PROVE that Roger was in her room and Nancy said he wasn't...
Blair: Way to go Nancy!! Lying to stay at Eastland...
Mrs. G: (looks at Blair) I think you've turned into Tootie!!
Tootie and Nat: (they were listening in on the conversation from the kitchen door and the door opened and they fell in and the counter's that are usually there aren't)
Mrs. G: I take that back!! (smiles)
Tootie: Blair you mean Nancy and Roger really did??
Jo: Tootie...
Tootie: What? Can i help it if I have an ear for gossip??
Blair: But it goes in your ear and out your mouth!!
Tootie: Well you do that too!!
Blair: (thinks about self) I do do that don't I??
Mrs. G: yes!! But i still don't see where the letter comes into play... (hold up letter)
Jo: I said the letter was just for Blair to learn to keep her mouth shut.. I knew that you'd know that I really wouldn't sleep with
Blair: yes jo! Good lesson!! Where's Nancy? I should appolagize...
Nancy: (walks in)
Nat: Speak of the devil...
Nancy: Jo!! I hear you and Eddie did it in the back of his car... way ta go!!Eddie... Boy was I wrong... And I don't think Blair learned her lesson...
Blair: I did!!
Jo: Good!! (says to self outloud) Good Lesson Jo!! (smiles)
Jo: (looks at Blair)
Blair: (laughs and smiles) Come on Jo, lets be serious about this!!
Jo: (walks towards Blair with fist up) Oh Blair... murder is serious business!!
Blair: (worried look) Common Jo!!
Jo: What are you gonna do about it??
Blair: Umm... make a break for it! (runs behind Mrs. G so Jo won't kill her)
Jo: (chases Blair)
---The End---
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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
Jo: Woaw Nat!! (grabs blairs palm tree from nat) Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!
blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*