Here is another rejected show title, this time it is ALICE ;)

THE FLO SHOW

KISS MY GRITS

FLO, ALICE & DINGY

MEL'S ANGELS

The Sneezeguard Is Never Clean

Watch the Donkeys Fly

As Mel's Chili Turns...Your Stomach

Bottomless Cups of Coffee

Come Lay Your Hat and Dump Your Straws

Where Blondies Bag It and Floozies Stow It

The Crash Pad

Where The Insurance Rates are Higher than Britney's Hemlines

I Love Mel's

Mel & His Gals

Heartburn Mels

Make Your Stomach Turn

No Tips Here

Minimum Wage Mel's

Brokeback Mel's

El Cheapo Mel's

"Diner Doin's"

"Mel's Belles"

"The Good, the Bad, and the Grits"

Go With the Flo

Tommy Who?

The Many Loves of Alice

Burn Baby Burn (that's what Mel's Chili will do)

Grits & Horsefeathers

Come For the Chili, Leave With the Heartburn

Bicarbonate Now

NO Moonlighting

I serve, I sing

Backroom Groupies

I'll Sing for Your Supper

Take the Southern Comfort and Run

Come and Crash Through Our Door

Wentworth WHO!?

Tossing And Turning All Night (After Eating Mel's Chili)

Beehives, Floozies and Grits

Alice doesnt eat here anymore
The movie was better ( sorry :p )
Come yell with Mel
When bad Waitresses Attack!
the Dinghy Diner

Masterpiece Theatre ;)

Masterpiece Theatre ;)
Can you say "sarcasm"?.....I knew you could! :lol:

True Grits
Alice's Restaurant Stomach Massacre
Mel's Kitchen
Here's a Tip (Don't Eat at Mel's)
Try the Chilli? Don't be Silly

How about the "Three Amigas"?

True Grits
Alice's Restaurant Stomach Massacre
Mel's Kitchen
Here's a Tip (Don't Eat at Mel's)
Try the Chilli? Don't be Silly
:clap :brent Charles, those are beautiful!!

M-Y-L-A-N-T-A (Mel's Yelling Leaves Alice Needing Two Aspirin)

R-O-L-A-I-D-S (Really Overworked Ladies are In Dire Straits)

S-P-A-M (Stomach Pains at Mel's)

T-U-M-S (The Ungrateful Mel Sharples)


Please Tip Generously (I Can't Afford to Pay Them)

May we Suggest: The Place Across the Street

The Only Thing Lower than Our Prices is the Health Inspector's Grade

Can You Smell What Mel is Cooking

Desperate Houseflies

Alice Through the Drinking Glass

Try Flo's Beef Stew:
http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hfso431.jpg

Arizona killed my car
Waitressing Arizona
By the time I get to Arizona
Flo is better Blues
Raising a 7ft kid in Arizona
Flo> Alice
Grits hit the fan
Alice kiss Flo's grits
Running a restarant while wearing a wifebeater
Gritkissers
Alice unplugged
No Mo Flo
30 minutes until The Jeffersons

M-Y-L-A-N-T-A (Mel's Yelling Leaves Alice Needing Two Aspirin)

R-O-L-A-I-D-S (Really Overworked Ladies are In Dire Straits)

S-P-A-M (Stomach Pains at Mel's)

T-U-M-S (The Ungrateful Mel Sharples)


Please Tip Generously (I Can't Afford to Pay Them)

May we Suggest: The Place Across the Street

The Only Thing Lower than Our Prices is the Health Inspector's Grade

Can You Smell What Mel is Cooking

Desperate Houseflies

Alice Through the Drinking Glass

Try Flo's Beef Stew:
http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hfso431.jpg
OMG...:brent :rofl: :cheers: Those are great!

PLEASE Pass the Pepto-Bismol

Big Top Flo & Her Amazing Flying Donkeys

The Incredible Hulk (starring Tommy)

For Whom the Belle Tolls

I'll Have Billy Joe with a Side of Bubba (;)) (starring Flo)

Jolene the Lean Mean Truck-Drivin' Machine

Come Hang Your Pantyhose at My Place (starring Flo)

Beehive Baby (also starring Flo)

Pretty In Pink

Sharples' Angels

If I Only Had a Brain (starring Vera)

It's Not Easy Bein' Skinny & Dingy (also starring Vera)

Food, Folks & Floozies (starring Flo)

Sharpie's

Melsie's Place

A Man, His shirt and his white cap

Sshhhhhhhhh! Keep Botulism on the down low

There's an Old New Girl In Town

Linda Lavin In charge

Never made it to California

Waitresses come and go

Hard to find three waitresses

Good Jobs are hard to find in Phoenix

Know you're role or get replaced

Get Funky with Alice

Get Down with Alice

The town with no health department

The same 10 customers

Truckers Depot aka Mel's Diner

Flo's Place aka Mel's Diner

Stop & Flo then Go

Flo the Fluffer

Gimme a Break Mel

Raises? Surely You Jest

Let's Think About Livin And Eat Somplace Else

Where the Hash Browns are Actually BLACK

Stowin' It

Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear (Mel)

Mel Marries Marie...In Her Dreams!! :lol:

Puppy Toes Tales (starring Marie)

Tickled Pink Uniforms

Early Bird Special: Mel Eats Crow

Fry Daddy

Daddy Big Mac

Good Guys Wear White

(all of the above starring Mel Sharples, of course. ;) :lol:)

Mr. Krabs Place

Cheap Eats and Heartburn City

ALICE IS COMING BACK ON NOV. 26TH!!!!!!! ON ION CHANNEL!!!!

Here's another one for Mel:

Stow Long, Farewell

:brent

The Ditzy Chicks (starring Vera, Chrissy Snow and Jessica Simpson)

She Works Hard For No Money

Who Wants to Insure Mel's Diner? :eek:

Who Wants to Marry a Mel-lionaire? (starring Marie)

Mel-low Yell-ow

Heartburn Hotel

No, We Don't Think You're Sexy (starring Alice and Mel's mom)

Kiss the Girls (Mel) and Kiss the Grits (Flo)

Banana Fana Fo Vera

Cheer Up, We COULD Serve You Nick Yemana's Coffee & Thelma Evans' Oatmeal!!!

Dingy & Dingbat (Vera meets Edith Bunker)

Father Figure (Mel to Tommy)

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man

Crash Landing (a tree falls onto the diner)

Whatever Happened to Marie?