View Full Version : This is "be kind to someone ugly" week.....


casualts@cox.net
05-28-2007, 07:33 AM
Fred was at his best when he was insulting people.....Especially Esther.
Post your favorite insults here!

JAlanRuss72
06-03-2007, 12:11 PM
This was from Esther's FIRST appearance (from season 2- "The Big Party")

ESTHER: Everyone in MY family is BEAUTIFUL.

FRED: What?

ESTHER: YOU heard me.

FRED: Esther, for years people were goin' around saying 'Black Is Beautiful'. Well, they took one look at yo family and said 'HOLD EVERYTHING!'
-LOL

and another episode, when they were coming back from a funeral:

ESTHER: Didn't he look nice all layed out like that?

FRED: Let's talk about something else.

ESTHER: But it was lovely. There was a beautiful spread about it in the Mortician's Digest, too.

BUBBA: What do you know about the Mortician's Digest Esther?

FRED: She POSED for the CENTERFOLD.