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Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 08:57 PM "Queen Latifah Show" (1999-2001)
In early 2003, Dana "Queen Latifah" Owens triumphantly made the awards-season rounds as a distinguished thespian with an Oscar nomination for her work in Best Picture "Chicago." Million-dollar offers poured in for the suddenly sizzling actress, which was particularly shocking because she had bombed as a lowly daytime talk host just 20 months earlier. Hip-hop's first lady struggled with less-than-royal ratings despite the aid of friends/guests Diddy, Mary J. Blige and Lauryn Hill and the good karma earned by making disadvantaged kids' dreams come true. By the time her show was shockingly renewed for a second season, however, the charismatic host was lost between social responsibilities (Al Gore and Ralph Nader were guests) and "Jerry Springer"-like sideshow attractions.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 08:57 PM "The Tony Danza Show" (2004-2006)
It's difficult to decide which is more unbelievable: that producers, executives, affiliates and a studio all believed the world wanted to spend five hours a week with Tony Danza, or that they were kinda right. After a second-season renewal only slightly less shocking than the O.J. Simpson verdict, "Danza" finally threw in the towel recently after more than two years on the air. It's hard to imagine why, with powerful guests such as Judith Light and a talking parrot, segments on how to make pizza and regular guest stints from Liza Minnelli. The two most enduring sights from the show's run will likely be Danza singing cabaret-style at a piano and getting a concussion during a go-kart race -- with the kiddie ride showing Danza once and for all who really is the boss.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 08:59 PM "The Marsha Warfield Show" (1990-1991)
Who better to host a talk show than the sixth funniest person from "Night Court"? After a lengthy search for an affable, homey and quick-witted host, producers instead offered the job to the woman who played bailiff Roz -- a cranky, manly character who spent most episodes standing in the background with her arms crossed. Shockingly, the show lasted less than a year after its 1990 premiere, and Warfield was never heard from again (save the occasional "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" appearance). The show featured a laid-back set with a soda machine, fireplace and a basketball hoop that encouraged guests to take a shot on their way in, but the show, like Warfield herself, was far from a slam dunk.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 08:59 PM "The Caroline Rhea Show" (2002-2003)
When Rosie O'Donnell traded in her daytime crown for a hermit-like existence of lawsuits, lesbianism and lunacy, she handpicked this "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" comedian to assume her Koosh-ball-slinging duties. Unfortunately for the somewhat quick-witted Caroline Rhea, however, the job also came with all the appeal of a worn-out pair of your older sibling's overalls. Hosting from a nearly identical set, Rhea inherited many of Rosie's behind-the-scenes people, along with the belief that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But things did break -- quickly -- as the daytime host got blank stares asking guests questions such as, "So, were you ever a Boy Scout?" Rhea's self-deprecating humor took on an unintended dimension after only a few months, when the audience realized that her "I-can't-believe-I-have-a-talk-show" shtick probably meant that she shouldn't.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 09:00 PM "The Chevy Chase Show" (1993)
As a lifelong devotee who still holds out hope that Chase will someday find a vehicle that could return his magic, I have to admit that I probably watched more episodes of Chevy's infamous program than he did. And, as someone who has nearly come to blows with people while defending "Funny Farm," even I have to admit that everything about this show was an unmitigated mess. For five fabulous weeks, Chase broke out in dance, attempted to make Jennie Garth interesting and even retreated to reading the news like he did in his "Saturday Night Live" glory days. On top of all that was one fact that even the "Fletch" funnyman would have a hard time denying: He was an absolute jerk. From awkwardly hitting on Goldie Hawn, to cribbing notes from Ernie Kovacs and Steve Allen, to broadcasting from "The Chevy Chase Theater," the man seemed oblivious to the fact that people need to accept the host as a friend if he or she is to succeed. Like the goldfish stuck in the tank behind his chair, it was evident from day one that this Chevy vehicle was going nowhere.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 09:01 PM "George & Alana" (1995-1996)
Proving once and for all that all Hollywood personalities eventually get their own talk show, this one-season wonder was hosted by leather-skinned cheese ball George Hamilton and future "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" contestant Alana Stewart -- most famous for being the ex-wife of George Hamilton. Their gimmick was that they would bicker and take swipes at each other but were really best friends to the end. This would prove fortunate after the ratings came in, because both had a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 09:01 PM "The Pat Sajak Show" (1989-1990)
Like a "Wheel of Fortune" contestant attempting to buy a "Y," the game-show host couldn't have been thinking too clearly when he accepted a gig as a late-night talk-show host. What began as a 90-minute program was quickly reduced to 60, but that didn't make it any easier for the eternally grinning Pat Sajak to come up with compelling material. Having the audacity to try to unseat Johnny Carson, Sajak had the drapes, the spotlight, the band and the couch but not the charisma. One of Sajak's few memorable episodes featured an interview with Robbie and Evel Knievel -- appropriate, because the show was such a disaster.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 09:01 PM "The Magic Hour" (1998-1999)
Chevy Chase had a basketball net on the set of his talk show and so did Marsha Warfield but, oddly enough, Magic Johnson did not. That was the first of many mistakes: from Craig Shoemaker as the supposedly funny "sidekick" to Sheila E.'s lame Latino musical stylings to Johnson's own unease speaking in front of an audience. The program got far more attention than it deserved when Howard Stern began playing audio clips daily, deconstructing the previous night's Magic debacle. Finally, when cancellation was imminent, Johnson loosened up enough to have Stern on the show, and the result had everything that had been missing during the previous months: humor, unpredictability and irreverence.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 09:02 PM "The Roseanne Show" (1998-2000)
Her in-your-face attitude and off-the-cuff humor made Roseanne (nee Barr, then Arnold, then Thomas) a sitcom superstar, but when she tried to translate it to daytime TV, her guests found each of Roseanne's 20-something personalities more terrifying than the last. The program similarly suffered from schizophrenia, as it drifted from its more topical beginnings into a second year of guests such as Jolene the Trailer Park Queen -- who extolled the virtues of pink lawn flamingos while Roseanne nodded sympathetically and ate caviar.
Brian Damage 05-27-2007, 09:03 PM "The Tempest Bledsoe Show" (1995)
The title alone sounds like some passing joke they'd make on "The Simpsons" -- you know the name, but which "The Cosby Show" woman was it? No, not wild child Lisa Bonet, charming Phylicia Rashad or successful second-act Raven-Symone, but that other one -- you know, Vanessa, the girl who always had all the crazy hair-don'ts? Those who did tune in to the cookie-cutter talk show (and hung around through the opening credits despite the lack of a dancing Bill Cosby) didn't find much to hold their attention, other than the post-Arsenio Hall enthusiasm of an urban audience and Bledsoe's occasional attempts to make the world a better place through pontification. The show went off the air just a few months later, with audiences finding the experience slightly less pleasurable than being forced to wear Theo's Gordon Gartrelle shirt.
EmoJoe 05-27-2007, 09:19 PM "The Tony Danza Show" (2004-2006)
It's difficult to decide which is more unbelievable: that producers, executives, affiliates and a studio all believed the world wanted to spend five hours a week with Tony Danza, or that they were kinda right. After a second-season renewal only slightly less shocking than the O.J. Simpson verdict, "Danza" finally threw in the towel recently after more than two years on the air. It's hard to imagine why, with powerful guests such as Judith Light and a talking parrot, segments on how to make pizza and regular guest stints from Liza Minnelli. The two most enduring sights from the show's run will likely be Danza singing cabaret-style at a piano and getting a concussion during a go-kart race -- with the kiddie ride showing Danza once and for all who really is the boss.
that is a LIE. that show ruled.
The Chevy Chase Show. Oh my God was that show awful.
:lol:
Ireneparalegal 05-27-2007, 11:33 PM "The Magic Hour" (1998-1999)
Chevy Chase had a basketball net on the set of his talk show and so did Marsha Warfield but, oddly enough, Magic Johnson did not. That was the first of many mistakes: from Craig Shoemaker as the supposedly funny "sidekick" to Sheila E.'s lame Latino musical stylings to Johnson's own unease speaking in front of an audience. The program got far more attention than it deserved when Howard Stern began playing audio clips daily, deconstructing the previous night's Magic debacle. Finally, when cancellation was imminent, Johnson loosened up enough to have Stern on the show, and the result had everything that had been missing during the previous months: humor, unpredictability and irreverence.
Sheila E. was a has-been by the time she appeared on here. Her success came from one hit and a stint with Prince on tour. She had a talent, but she was forgettable.
I enjoyed Roseanne's talk show. However, the last season wore out its welcome. It was crazy. It seemed so "thrown" together, with no real direction.
catlover79 05-28-2007, 12:21 AM Marsha Warfield had a talk show?? :eek:
I do remember the Chevy Show, the Pat Sajak Show and the Magic Hour. I remember Jim Rome called it the Tragic Hour. :lol:
Zoneboy 05-28-2007, 12:27 AM Jim Nabors and Toni Tennille also had short-lived talk shows
TVFactFan 05-28-2007, 01:06 AM I used to look forward to seeing the Magic Hour every night when I came home from work in the summer of 1998.
dav4463 05-28-2007, 01:26 AM Megan Mullaly show.
roseha 05-29-2007, 11:42 PM No one has mentioned John McEnroe's talk show on CNBC! I may be the only one who remembers it...it got microscopic ratings! (and actually it was only a couple of years ago, Roger Federer was on).
treky 05-30-2007, 01:49 AM Chevy Chase, Joan Rivers, Howie Mandell, David Brenner
Buffyboy323 06-23-2007, 07:46 AM Anyone rememebr Sharon Osbourne's talk show? :sleep2:
treky 06-23-2007, 03:33 PM anyone remember Megan Moloweys? How 'bout Vickie Lawrence?
GoldenGirlsFan92 06-24-2007, 12:28 AM "Queen Latifah Show" (1999-2001)
In early 2003, Dana "Queen Latifah" Owens triumphantly made the awards-season rounds as a distinguished thespian with an Oscar nomination for her work in Best Picture "Chicago." Million-dollar offers poured in for the suddenly sizzling actress, which was particularly shocking because she had bombed as a lowly daytime talk host just 20 months earlier. Hip-hop's first lady struggled with less-than-royal ratings despite the aid of friends/guests Diddy, Mary J. Blige and Lauryn Hill and the good karma earned by making disadvantaged kids' dreams come true. By the time her show was shockingly renewed for a second season, however, the charismatic host was lost between social responsibilities (Al Gore and Ralph Nader were guests) and "Jerry Springer"-like sideshow attractions.
I wish I could have seen this show. It sounded like a great show.
Buffyboy323 06-24-2007, 03:06 AM I wish I could have seen this show. It sounded like a great show.
I like Queen Latifah, but it really wasn't too great of a show. :(
GoldenGirlsFan92 06-24-2007, 02:02 PM I like Queen Latifah, but it really wasn't too great of a show. :(
I saw a clip on Youtube, and from what I saw I liked it.
mstewart 06-30-2007, 10:46 AM Everyday with Joan Lunden (1989-1990)
Great show but the show was happening when Joan was having problems with her husband Michael Krauss, who was the producer of her show, and the stress of doing morning TV and raising her three girls. The stress was showing on Joan on Good Morning America and Everyday with JL. She is an excellent hostess but if she had another producer on the show other than her husband. To this day I still miss Joan on Good Morning America. She was a warm and genuine personality on the show that added a lot of spark to it.
Brian Damage 06-30-2007, 10:51 AM I used to look forward to seeing the Magic Hour every night when I came home from work in the summer of 1998.
You were the only one. :lol:
How about...:
*"Thicke of the Night", hosted by a pre-"Growing Pains" Alan Thicke.
*"The Late Show with Joan Rivers" - Joan Rivers left her "permanent guest host" spot on "The Tonight Show" (which Johnny Carson, up until his death, didn't appreciate) in favor of this early FOX entry.
*"The New Tom Green Show" - By this point of time, Tom Green was best known for making an notoriously bad movie "Freddy Got Fingered", having testicular cancer, and being briefly married to Drew Barrymore. This was his attempt at "cleaning up" his shock comedy act. Unfortunately, this show didn't last very long.
*Any post-Arsenio Hall late night, syndicated program.
*"The Ananda Lewis Show" - I suppose a poor man's version of "The Tyra Banks Show."
How about...:
*"Thicke of the Night", hosted by a pre-"Growing Pains" Alan Thicke.
*"The Late Show with Joan Rivers" - Joan Rivers left her "permanent guest host" spot on "The Tonight Show" (which Johnny Carson, up until his death, didn't appreciate) in favor of this early FOX entry.
*"The New Tom Green Show" - By this point of time, Tom Green was best known for making an notoriously bad movie "Freddy Got Fingered", having testicular cancer, and being briefly married to Drew Barrymore. This was his attempt at "cleaning up" his shock comedy act. Unfortunately, this show didn't last very long.
*Any post-Arsenio Hall late night, syndicated program.
*"The Ananda Lewis Show" - I suppose a poor man's version of "The Tyra Banks Show."
mstewart 07-06-2007, 11:18 AM Everyday - 1978
This show was hosted by John Bennett Perry, Matthew Perry's father, and Stephanie Edwards, formerly of AM America, back in 1978. I thoroughly enjoyed the show and it was warm with a family feeling to it. Unfortunately it did not catch on the face of those types of talk shows was beginning to change. It was more of a variety show. I sure enjoyed watching Stephanie Edwards.
Scoobiedoo30 07-25-2007, 01:30 AM Does anyone remeber when some guy broke Gearldo nose
Mikado 07-25-2007, 02:28 AM Thicke of the Night......Not long before, Alan Thicke had Canada's #1 rated daytime talk show, it was funny, original , had great writing, and was all-Canadian, everything Thicke of the Night wasnt!!!! For whatever reason, TOTN got the Canadian show's host, but, little else , and it showed!
( For you Americans who think Alan Thicke was one of the worst talk show hosts of all-time, he wasnt.........until YOU got him! :lol: )
jeffcool 07-18-2011, 01:03 PM iam looking for any one that has the new tom green show i would trade with any one or buy them from you. than you. jstruchko@yahoo.com
jeffcool 07-18-2011, 01:04 PM Mikado please help me find the new tom green show. or point me in the right direction.
Ananda Lewis in a way, got a raw deal. Her talk show debuted one day before the 9/11 attacks. Talk about bad timing.
Hawkee 03-24-2017, 01:35 AM How about The Wayne Brady Show? I had heard of it before I started watching Let's Make A Deal and I found it shocking that every season The Wayne Brady Show aired Wayne Brady always seemed to win an Emmy Award for Favorite Talk Show and I can't understand why The Wayne Brady Show was so popular
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Hawkee 03-24-2017, 03:30 AM Everyday - 1978
This show was hosted by John Bennett Perry, Matthew Perry's father, and Stephanie Edwards, formerly of AM America, back in 1978. I thoroughly enjoyed the show and it was warm with a family feeling to it. Unfortunately it did not catch on the face of those types of talk shows was beginning to change. It was more of a variety show. I sure enjoyed watching Stephanie Edwards.
Did Stephanie Edwards move on from being a talk show host to being a spokeswoman for a California supermarket chain named Lucky Stores? Because when Mom and I would go grocery shopping we used to hear Stephanie Edwards announce the sale of the week on commercials for Lucky Stores
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Hawkee 06-09-2017, 03:12 AM Remember when Carnie Wilson had a talk show in the 90's called Carnie? Mom used to watch that talk show and it was cool but it was also short-lived as well
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"The Marsha Warfield Show" (1990-1991)
Who better to host a talk show than the sixth funniest person from "Night Court"? After a lengthy search for an affable, homey and quick-witted host, producers instead offered the job to the woman who played bailiff Roz -- a cranky, manly character who spent most episodes standing in the background with her arms crossed. Shockingly, the show lasted less than a year after its 1990 premiere, and Warfield was never heard from again (save the occasional "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" appearance). The show featured a laid-back set with a soda machine, fireplace and a basketball hoop that encouraged guests to take a shot on their way in, but the show, like Warfield herself, was far from a slam dunk.
Sounds interesting. Wonder if any Night Court guest stars appeared on the show.
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