It's cute. :lol:
aha I know

and you know what, I JUST missed fit club. I always forget when it's on and just watch reruns
It seems like they rerun it like 21931923 times, so I wouldn't worry. :p

I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say, I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be, but if you wait around awhile I'll make you fall for me I promise, I promise you I willll

It seems like they rerun it like 21931923 times, so I wouldn't worry. :p
lzolrs I know

:happyface

LOL nick lachey's new song. well the radio edit.

We were so in love
Until I showed it to you.
You pretended like it turned you on.
But the shock on your face when I whipped it out.
Showed differently.

After that night
You called
And said it was over
I blamed my ass
As it looks like ----
But then I thought

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was my ---- too big?


You said you’d stick with me through the bad times and the good.
So seeing my ---- must have been a very bad time.
Well actually I get scared when I have to look at it
But I thought you loved me
My --- is gorgeous
So please
Stay

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was my --- too big?


It might be big
But I love all 30 inches of it, anyway
It touches my heart
Like I want it to touch your ----.

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was My ---- Too Big?


Was it?
Was it?
Was it?
It is.
Was it?

I prefer the uncensored version, Joe.

I prefer the uncensored version, Joe.
i do too. stupid radio stations.

LOL nick lachey's new song. well the radio edit.

We were so in love
Until I showed it to you.
You pretended like it turned you on.
But the shock on your face when I whipped it out.
Showed differently.

After that night
You called
And said it was over
I blamed my ass
As it looks like ----
But then I thought

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was my ---- too big?


You said you’d stick with me through the bad times and the good.
So seeing my ---- must have been a very bad time.
Well actually I get scared when I have to look at it
But I thought you loved me
My --- is gorgeous
So please
Stay

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was my --- too big?


It might be big
But I love all 30 inches of it, anyway
It touches my heart
Like I want it to touch your ----.

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was My ---- Too Big?


Was it?
Was it?
Was it?
It is.
Was it?WTF? :rofl:

You guys this high school **** is starting to hit me. Two days and I'm done forever. It's SO weird.

OMG NO MORE NO CAPS RULE. YES.

YES.


YES.


YES.


YES.

YES.


YES.


YES.


YES.

YES.


YES.


YES.


YES.

YES.


YES.


YES.


YES.

You guys this high school **** is starting to hit me. Two days and I'm done forever. It's SO weird.
You're growing up. :( I'm sure you'll be fine, anyway. :)

LIFE RULES.

WTF? :rofl:
LOL i know. wonder how it'll do on radio stations.

You're growing up. :( I'm sure you'll be fine, anyway. :)
I DON'T WANT TO :mad: wahh

You guys this high school **** is starting to hit me. Two days and I'm done forever. It's SO weird.
:( wow. well, college is supposedly really fun. it'd be EXCITED!

LIFE RULES.
meh I wouldn't go THAT far

:( wow. well, college is supposedly really fun. it'd be EXCITED!
But this is WEIRD.

Mom: Beth Anne!
Beth: WU?
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting.
Beth: OMG, INBD.
Mom: It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day?
Beth: IDK, my BFF Jill.
Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: TISNF!
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S.. N.. F....

I DON'T WANT TO :mad: wahh
We're all going to. :o

We're all going to. :o
YEAH BUT I DON'T WANNA! *packs bags for Neverland*

****. I CAN'T GO THERE EITHER, ALL THAT RAPIN' :mad:

YEAH BUT I DON'T WANNA! *packs bags for Neverland*

****. I CAN'T GO THERE EITHER, ALL THAT RAPIN' :mad:
WOO!


Oh.. yeah. Guess you're screwed over, completely. We all are. :(

WOO!


Oh.. yeah. Guess you're screwed over, completely. We all are. :(
I'd go to the Robin Williams Neverland, though, with that fat black kid who rolls down the bridge. ahahah.

I'd go to the Robin Williams Neverland, though, with that fat black kid who rolls down the bridge. ahahah.
:rofl: Better than, uh, getting raped. :)

YEAH BUT I DON'T WANNA! *packs bags for Neverland*

****. I CAN'T GO THERE EITHER, ALL THAT RAPIN' :mad:
LOL

:rofl: Better than, uh, getting raped. :)
definately!

MSN? :(

I Love the Friend's theme songgg <3

IS MY PENISSS TOO BIG? i have that song stuck in my head ughh

IS MY PENISSS TOO BIG? i have that song stuck in my head ughh
eww it's stuck in your head

Okay I'm gonna go now guys, goodnight :wave:

Sorry, I was doing a million diff. things. :-/

Night, Ashlee! :wave:

eww it's stuck in your head

Okay I'm gonna go now guys, goodnight :wave:
NO :mad:

WELL, IT JUST MIGHT.

i love it ! best on the album EYE EMM OH.

Home is still my favorite...it was my favorite before it got released as a single. :happyface :heart:

she yelled SHE DESERVES YOU!

Dumb betch.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=3567824#post3567824 YAY!

W00T!!

Now I've got Never Again stuck in my head from catching up with this thread. GAWD.

IS MY PENISSS TOO BIG? i have that song stuck in my head ughh

That better not be a real song. o_0

So yeah... I convinced my friends to go with me to the Elliott concert on Tuesday so I guess I'm going, we just need to get our tickets, haha. On IDF...finished my top 45 performances of AI6 list, joined a blend request thread, and my Most Active stats changed from Chris Daughtry to Chris Richardson. ily Fans of Cake thread. <3

Now I've got Never Again stuck in my head from catching up with this thread. GAWD.
I have it stuck in my head...cos I'm listening to it :rock:

hey guys lets make a thread on the Feedback board to DUMP the no caps rule.
It worked! :woohoo:

LOL nick lachey's new song. well the radio edit.

We were so in love
Until I showed it to you.
You pretended like it turned you on.
But the shock on your face when I whipped it out.
Showed differently.

After that night
You called
And said it was over
I blamed my ass
As it looks like ----
But then I thought

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was my ---- too big?


You said you’d stick with me through the bad times and the good.
So seeing my ---- must have been a very bad time.
Well actually I get scared when I have to look at it
But I thought you loved me
My --- is gorgeous
So please
Stay

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was my --- too big?


It might be big
But I love all 30 inches of it, anyway
It touches my heart
Like I want it to touch your ----.

Is my ---- too big?
Did it scare you?
Do you think it’s going to come
And attack you in the night?
Well it just might.
It’s bigger then my two legs combined
I thought we loved each other.
Was My ---- Too Big?


Was it?
Was it?
Was it?
It is.
Was it?
:rofl:

I want a new av...a Raven av to be specific, but I still <3 this one too.

GOD I HATE MSN

That better not be a real song. o_0
it's real. :(

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/nick_lachey_1.jpg

GOD I HATE MSN

maybe msn hates you.

GOD I HATE MSN
:\

it's real. :(

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/nick_lachey_1.jpg
Why is he in the middle of a lake scene? Shouldn't he be on a bed or something?

everyone is mad at me. i don't know how to PLEASE people anymore.

would you guys accept me if i wore this shirt?

http://www.rkdm.com/shirts/unicorns/majestic.gif

would you guys accept me if i wore this shirt?

http://www.rkdm.com/shirts/unicorns/majestic.gif
LOL sure !

Why is he in the middle of a lake scene? Shouldn't he be on a bed or something?
:( he's sad that he has a big penis

:( he's sad that he has a big penis
still no reason for him to be in a lake!

it's real. :(

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/nick_lachey_1.jpg
HOT.

Do you think it’s going to come and attack you in the night? WELL, IT JUST MIGHT.

we're all goin to the neverland ranch! :eek:

HOT.

Do you think it’s going to come and attack you in the night? WELL, IT JUST MIGHT.
WAS MAH PENIS TOO BIG? :( :( :(

we're all goin to the neverland ranch! :eek:
ain't no wayyyyyyyyyy i'm gonna let you dowwwwwwwwnnn

WAS MAH PENIS TOO BIG? :( :( :(
Yes. It attacked me in the middle of the night and terrorized me.

Yes. It attacked me in the middle of the night and terrorized me.
My ass is gorgeous.

My ass is gorgeous.
That ass so fyne you could bounce a quarter off it and have it come back fifty cents!

That ass so fyne you could bounce a quarter off it and have it come back fifty cents!
i hope your ring turns her finger green, Lynn. :rolleyes:

i hope your ring turns her finger green, Lynn. :rolleyes:
let me start by saying that you're the one <3 'cause this the first time love like this playas dooone ohh you're the only number that i dial, phuc them otha chix. you're the only sex i'm getting now, ain't that a trip?

i'mma be straight wit just one crib and two whips!

i wanna sing Never Again to someone on MSN :( but there is no one.

i wanna sing Never Again to someone on MSN :( but there is no one.
:( Where's Madonna or Jessica when you need 'em? O_O

i think im gonna add Never Again to my iTunes playlist cause it's such a hilarious song to me LOL

:( Where's Madonna or Jessica when you need 'em? O_O
OMG THE MEXICAN GIRL IS ON! *unblocks*

i think im gonna add Never Again to my iTunes playlist cause it's such a hilarious song to me LOL
LOL I like the song, but it's so damn ANGRY.

LOL LYNN you should sing that song to Alejandro one day :rofl:

OMG THE MEXICAN GIRL IS ON! *unblocks*
If you see Alejandro, tell him.. 3 MONTHS, AND I'M STILL BREATHING. Since we called off our engagement. :o

LOL I like the song, but it's so damn ANGRY.
LOL yeah thats why its funny to me

LOL LYNN you should sing that song to Alejandro one day :rofl:
:rofl: From Clay to Kelly!

STUPID B!!@*()EQI LEFT. :mad:

STUPID B!!@*()EQI LEFT. :mad:
O_O I HOPE WHEN YOU'RE IN BED WITH HER, YOU THINK OF ME.

O_O I HOPE WHEN YOU'RE IN BED WITH HER, YOU THINK OF ME.
next time she signs on im gonna go "BET IT SUCKS TO SEE MY FACE EVERY WHERE, IT WAS YOU WHO CHOSE TO END IT LIKE YOU DID. I WAS THE LAST TO KNOW!!!"

oohhh i looove makin' love to youuuu baby giirl ya know you're my SEXY LOVE. SHE MAKES THE HAIRS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK STAND UP.. JUST ONE TOUUUCHH.

next time she signs on im gonna go "BET IT SUCKS TO SEE MY FACE EVERY WHERE, IT WAS YOU WHO CHOSE TO END IT LIKE YOU DID. I WAS THE LAST TO KNOW!!!"
:rofl: You'll probably scare the hell out of her.

this song isnt the same without the video. still funny though.

this song isnt the same without the video. still funny though.
The video is so angry, too. LOL She's MAD AZ HELL. The guy in the video reminds me of some basketball player.

The video is so angry, too. LOL She's MAD AZ HELL. The guy in the video reminds me of some basketball player.
MAYBE IT IS!

reminds me of Was My Penis Too Big?

MAYBE IT IS!

reminds me of Was My Penis Too Big?
The guy I'm thinking of is 7 feet tall. I probably would've noticed that. :o

EVERYTHING reminds me of that. :biglove:

MAYBE IT IS!

reminds me of Was My Penis Too Big?
WELL IT JUST MIGHT.

TIME TO CELEBRATE THE NO NO CAPS RULE

WELL IT JUST MIGHT.
Favorite lyric ever.

THANK YOU SETH. LET'S GET MARRIED.

Sober so far is the only song that isnt depressing. oh and One Minute.

i should write...erm, POST, the other songs from Nick's album. LOL

Sober so far is the only song that isnt depressing. oh and One Minute.
Sober is kinda depressing.

i should write...erm, POST, the other songs from Nick's album. LOL
Sex on the highway.

Sober is kinda depressing.
isnt it happy? cause shes like IM STILL STANDIN!QAS

Sex on the highway.
im gonna right ILL NEVER F**K THAT first cause it seems more fun to right.

isnt it happy? cause shes like IM STILL STANDIN!QAS
Sounds sad. O_O But I guess so!

im gonna right ILL NEVER F**K THAT first cause it seems more fun to right.
:rofl: Ok, awesome.

:rofl: Ok, awesome.
write* LOL wtf is WRONG WITH ME :mad:

write* LOL wtf is WRONG WITH ME :mad:
LOL I didn't even notice. :eek: Oopsies.

lmao i hope this isnt too risque for SO!

Oh, oh, oh
I saw you
I thought you were a dream come true
Beautiful. I loved you!
But then we went to bed
And I saw your vagina
It looked like a piece of lasanga after it’s gone through the digestive system
And through the sewers
In fact I thought a rat had laid an egg there
But then I reliazed
It was your vagy vagy vag vag
Oh no

I’ll never f**k that again
It felt like doing a possum
An angry one
That only likes bananas
My weiner didn’t like the feeling
Of your sorry excuse for a repproductive organ
When was the last time you took care of that thang?
I think it was years and years ago.
So because of that.
I’ll never f**k that again.

I know that my hot dog turns you on
It turns me on too
And since your vagina is ugly
I guess I’ll have to love myself
Oh man is it ugly too
Could you please go somewhere?
To get it removed?
I don’t want that thing roaming the earth.
It scares young children.
Heck no need for a condom that pubic hair already serves as one!
Geez, baby!


I’ll never f**k that again
It felt like doing a possum
An angry one
That only likes bananas
My weiner didn’t like the feeling
Of your sorry excuse for a repproductive organ
When was the last time you took care of that thang?
I think it was years and years ago.
So because of that.
I’ll never f**k that again.

Never.
Will I touch that sinkhole.
Never.
I refuse.
I may break your heart
But honey that thing broke my soul

I’ll never f**k that again
Ew!
Yuck!
Oh my wordy!
Get it off me!!

Never f**k it again.
Ever!

OMG, Joe. :rofl: Holy phuc.

LOL. onto work on SEX ON THE HIGHWAY!

LOL. onto work on SEX ON THE HIGHWAY!
Remember, you can't mention sex on the highway. It's gonna be sad, like you said, about lost love!

everyone is mad at me. i don't know how to PLEASE people anymore.
sometimes you just CANT please everyone, youy should just think of the future and get a car with a really big trunk with lots of room for da bodies.

HELLO!

LOL. onto work on SEX ON THE HIGHWAY!
we've been getting a lot of complaints about you joe...

Sex on the Highway

Oh my stars
I thought you loved me
I guess not
You just dumped me
For a picture of a yellow cow
I hope he treats you right
Because he’ll never give what I gave.

Why must this pain cause me to explode?
Why must that cow be so much sexier then me?
I always thought your golden hair and beautiful earz
Would stick with me
Until the end
Oh my
Why?

Who will I drink Yoo-hoo with now?
My mother?
No way
I miss your face
I miss your sunny face
I loved you
Almost as much as much as I love Rugrats.
That Angelica, she’s such a little witch!
I’ll miss you, babe.



Why must this pain cause me to explode?
Why must that cow be so much sexier then me?
I always thought your golden hair and beautiful earz
Would stick with me
Until the end
Oh my
Why?

I’ll miss you babe.
I’ll miss you.
I’ll miss you.
Saturday night I think I might die because I’ll miss you.
I’ll miss you, hon.

Missing you.

we've been getting a lot of complaints about you joe...
:(

Sex on the Highway

Oh my stars
I thought you loved me
I guess not
You just dumped me
For a picture of a yellow cow
I hope he treats you right
Because he’ll never give what I gave.

Why must this pain cause me to explode?
Why must that cow be so much sexier then me?
I always thought your golden hair and beautiful earz
Would stick with me
Until the end
Oh my
Why?

Who will I drink Yoo-hoo with now?
My mother?
No way
I miss your face
I miss your sunny face
I loved you
Almost as much as much as I love Rugrats.
That Angelica, she’s such a little witch!
I’ll miss you, babe.



Why must this pain cause me to explode?
Why must that cow be so much sexier then me?
I always thought your golden hair and beautiful earz
Would stick with me
Until the end
Oh my
Why?

I’ll miss you babe.
I’ll miss you.
I’ll miss you.
Saturday night I think I might die because I’ll miss you.
I’ll miss you, hon.

Missing you.
Damn, this one was deep az hell. :rofl: I love it.

HELLO!
HELLO

i should totally record all of these songs one day. lol

i should totally record all of these songs one day. lol
:rofl: I'd die if you did. ESPECIALLY ''Was My Penis Too Big?'' because '.. IT JUST MIGHT' is the best.

The Big Man Upstairs

The big man upstairs.
His name is Tito.
He sits upstairs
Watching Days of Our Lives all day.
I can’t take it.
He’s so f*****************ng fat.
Can’t he cut down on the Krumpets a bit?

Man, that man’s dumb.
Man, that’s man’s weird.
Man, he’s real large.
Man, he loves Twinkies.
Man, Tito’s cool.
Man, but he’s fat.
Man, but he’s big, man.
Man.
Man.

He needs to go to Weight Watchers.
All that soda
Can’t be good for his heart
His rolls are thick and juicy
Maybe thick women like it
I don’t

Man, that man’s dumb.
Man, that’s man’s weird.
Man, he’s real large.
Man, he loves Twinkies.
Man, Tito’s cool.
Man, but he’s fat.
Man, but he’s big, man.
Man.
Man.

UGLY.
WOW YOUR UGLY.
EWWW.
THE GIRLS SAY EWW.
OR DO THEY
OR DO THEy.
Yup.

His rolls are thick and juicy
Maybe thick women like it
I don’t.

:rotflmao: Tito is sexy az hell.

HELLO!
HAI JKAC!

I Lost My Underwear (And I'm Breaking Down)

I lost my underpants.
They keep my goo-goo warm.
Here come the tears Uh oh
They’re trickling down like a water slide
Oh we had some good times
Under the moon n stars

Oh underpanties
How I love you.
I miss your beautiful white glowing
I miss your warmth
I miss your sweetness
Chompin’ on popcorn
Drinking soda
Watching old 1970s movies.
Oh I lost my underwear
And I’m breaking down

I miss them
They were white
But they had red polka dots on them
They were so cool
They were my BFFL
They knew me
I knew them
We understood each other

Oh I miss my underpants
I really want them


Oh underpanties
How I love you.
I miss your beautiful white glowing
I miss your warmth
I miss your sweetness
Chompin’ on popcorn
Drinking soda
Watching old 1970s movies.
Oh I lost my underwear
And I’m breaking down.

Oh will I ever find them?
Oh will I ever need to?
Oh how I really need to .
Oh how I love them.

Oh, underpanties…
Hey wait I found them!
HEE HEE!!
Love you underpanties!
Let’s party it up, sweet thangs.
Unda the sun.

oh no joe - i REALLY didn't want to know how you keep yer goo-goo warm :(

oh no joe - i REALLY didn't want to know how you keep yer goo-goo warm :(
:( my nick lachey's songs tell all!

That was the most random one yet. :rofl: I really enjoyed that one. I loved the use of GOOGOO. LOL Reminds me of Stuart.

ok thats enough for tonight LOL

would you guys accept me if i wore this shirt?

http://www.rkdm.com/shirts/unicorns/majestic.gif
oh you girls and your emo unicorns

ok thats enough for tonight LOL
One of these days I'm gonna make an album cover and track listing page for these phucers. They're too amazing to not.

OMG LETS RANK THEM! my rankings...

1. Is My Penis Too Big?
2. I'll Never F**k That
3. I Lost My Underwear (And I'm Breaking Down)
4. Sex on the Highway
5. The Big Man Upstairs

One of these days I'm gonna make an album cover and track listing page for these phucers. They're too amazing to not.
LOL YES.

oh you girls and your emo unicorns

just jealous because i found it first.

OMG LETS RANK THEM! my rankings...

1. Is My Penis Too Big?
2. I'll Never F**k That
3. I Lost My Underwear (And I'm Breaking Down)
4. Sex on the Highway
5. The Big Man Upstairs

1. Is My Penis Too Big?
2. I Lost My Underwear (And I'm Breaking Down)
3. I'll Never F**k That
4. Sex on the Highway
5. The Big Man Upstairs

I loved 'em all though! Only slightly diff. from yours. :p

LOL YES.
Kinda like my MOTO artwork. :o

just jealous because i found it first.
i will let you have your glory

The shirt is amazing, Lauren. Seriously.

The shirt is amazing, Lauren. Seriously.

i know, right? it's basically my most prized possession.

1. Is My Penis Too Big?
2. I Lost My Underwear (And I'm Breaking Down)
3. I'll Never F**k That
4. Sex on the Highway
5. The Big Man Upstairs

I loved 'em all though! Only slightly diff. from yours. :p
LOL i was considering switching #2 and #3 too!

i know, right? it's basically my most prized possession.
:heart:

LOL i was considering switching #2 and #3 too!
Now you must record them. Play guitar or something.

maan, i cant even hold the mouse it hurrts too fricken much :mad:

i will let you have your glory

you can get this one:

http://nogardgifts.com/osCommerce/images/10_1293.jpg

you can get this one:

http://nogardgifts.com/osCommerce/images/10_1293.jpg
OMG, that is seriously amazing. :rofl: I want one that looks like that, except with that scene from the lion king..
http://adisney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/lionking/popups/wallpapers/800x600_1.jpg

Now you must record them. Play guitar or something.
sousaphone!

you can get this one:

http://nogardgifts.com/osCommerce/images/10_1293.jpg
i actually bought that shirt for my mom a couple years ago

i actually bought that shirt for my mom a couple years ago
:rofl:

i actually bought that shirt for my mom a couple years ago

you guys could match!

SPISHAK EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES 98 <3

SPISHAK EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES 98 <3
cash money still a company and bitch i'm da boss!

cash money still a company and bitch i'm da boss!
:eek:

:eek:
THIS IS HOW WE SPEND MONEY

theres no snacks in the house! :(

today the lady from my job called but on the phone she sounded exactly like my friend alejandra so when she said hello i was like 'yoo what's up' and she was really confused.

bytch we wuz born hustlin'

theres no snacks in the house! :(
:( Steal some cake.

theres no snacks in the house! :(

http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/purestock/prs141/prs141016.jpg

http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/purestock/prs141/prs141016.jpg
LMAO

Now you must record them. Play guitar or something.
:rofl: i definitley should. and piano for Sex on the Highway and I Lost My Underwear.

http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/purestock/prs141/prs141016.jpg
:rofl:

:rofl:

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

today the lady from my job called but on the phone she sounded exactly like my friend alejandra so when she said hello i was like 'yoo what's up' and she was really confused.
i hate it when dat happens

:rofl: i definitley should. and piano for Sex on the Highway and I Lost My Underwear.
YOU MUST. I demand it.

BOOBIE
























Gibson has died.

i should totally record all of these songs one day. lol
LOL

BOOBIE
























Gibson has died.EEK! How?

EEK! How?
Death by San Antonio Spurs. :)

YOU MUST. I demand it.
LOL ALRIGHT !

:rofl: i definitley should. and piano for Sex on the Highway and I Lost My Underwear.
LOL

Death by San Antonio Spurs. :)
Ah!

speaking of job, i had to work Saturday and some lady came in and got all mad that we didnt have Pistachio ice cream (we ran out). when i told her she didnt have it she was all "WHAT? NO. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. YOU HAVE IT EVERY TIME FOR ME. IT'S MY ICE CREAM!!! YOU JUST ARE TRYING TO SELL OTHER KINDS" and she demanded the manager and the manager was like uhh....we dont have any...and then she stormed out cursing. :)

speaking of job, i had to work Saturday and some lady came in and got all mad that we didnt have Pistachio ice cream (we ran out). when i told her she didnt have it she was all "WHAT? NO. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. YOU HAVE IT EVERY TIME FOR ME. IT'S MY ICE CREAM!!! YOU JUST ARE TRYING TO SELL OTHER KINDS" and she demanded the manager and the manager was like uhh....we dont have any...and then she stormed out cursing. :)
:rofl:

:rofl:
LOL really. ive met some interesting people.

LOL really. ive met some interesting people.
Like the not-so-weight watchers lady!

SHOT DOWN IN A BLAZEEEEE OF GLORYYYYY.

Bon Jovi is awesomes.

speaking of job, i had to work Saturday and some lady came in and got all mad that we didnt have Pistachio ice cream (we ran out). when i told her she didnt have it she was all "WHAT? NO. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. YOU HAVE IT EVERY TIME FOR ME. IT'S MY ICE CREAM!!! YOU JUST ARE TRYING TO SELL OTHER KINDS" and she demanded the manager and the manager was like uhh....we dont have any...and then she stormed out cursing. :)
LOL thats awesome

Like the not-so-weight watchers lady!
LOL the pistashio lady was fat too..:eek:

SHOT DOWN IN A BLAZEEEEE OF GLORYYYYY.

Bon Jovi is awesomes.
Philbert.

Philbert.
ITS MY LIFEEE AND ITS NOW OR NEVERRR

LOL the pistashio lady was fat too..:eek:
LOL

LOL
why are you never on anymore? gettin ready for the big MOVE?

speaking of job, i had to work Saturday and some lady came in and got all mad that we didnt have Pistachio ice cream (we ran out). when i told her she didnt have it she was all "WHAT? NO. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. YOU HAVE IT EVERY TIME FOR ME. IT'S MY ICE CREAM!!! YOU JUST ARE TRYING TO SELL OTHER KINDS" and she demanded the manager and the manager was like uhh....we dont have any...and then she stormed out cursing. :)
man, i woulda kicked yer ass for not havin any pistachio

then i woulda jammed yer manager's head in the fudge ripple

why are you never on anymore? gettin ready for the big MOVE?
I was in West Virginia with my mom vistingm y grandmama and she didnt have internet, and Im back

man, i woulda kicked yer ass for not havin any pistachio

then i woulda jammed yer manager's head in the fudge ripple
LOL

I was in West Virginia with my mom vistingm y grandmama and she didnt have internet, and Im back
they dont got no internets in westvirginia?

didja try the hand-crank?

ITS MY LIFEEE AND ITS NOW OR NEVERRRhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbuIZ-5-8o

they dont got no internets in westvirginia?

didja try the hand-crank?
LOL no they have it

LOL no they have it
i like it when they gots the bathtubs on the front porch, real hospitality-like

GOD I HATE MSN

So stay here betch.

Yes. It attacked me in the middle of the night and terrorized me.

:barf:

I haven't seen Kelly's video yet. And I don't care.

Love those song parodies Joe. :lol:

I got a job now.

So stay here betch.
no one is even on during the day :( i come here every night now though. lol

no one is even on during the day :( i come here every night now though. lol

Good s*** Joe. Good s***. :)

Chris and Blake are the only ones that look good here...and I swear to God I'm being unbiased. :o

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4538/djssfdpufqba3.jpg

GO ME, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. yay.

Chris and Blake are the only ones that look good here...and I swear to God I'm being unbiased. :o

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4538/djssfdpufqba3.jpg
I only recognize like 4 of those people. loliez.

speaking of job, i had to work Saturday and some lady came in and got all mad that we didnt have Pistachio ice cream (we ran out). when i told her she didnt have it she was all "WHAT? NO. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. YOU HAVE IT EVERY TIME FOR ME. IT'S MY ICE CREAM!!! YOU JUST ARE TRYING TO SELL OTHER KINDS" and she demanded the manager and the manager was like uhh....we dont have any...and then she stormed out cursing. :)
:rofl: "you are just trying to sell other kinds"

lmao i hope this isnt too risque for SO!

Oh, oh, oh
I saw you
I thought you were a dream come true
Beautiful. I loved you!
But then we went to bed
And I saw your vagina
It looked like a piece of lasanga after it’s gone through the digestive system
And through the sewers
In fact I thought a rat had laid an egg there
But then I reliazed
It was your vagy vagy vag vag
Oh no

I’ll never f**k that again
It felt like doing a possum
An angry one
That only likes bananas
My weiner didn’t like the feeling
Of your sorry excuse for a repproductive organ
When was the last time you took care of that thang?
I think it was years and years ago.
So because of that.
I’ll never f**k that again.

I know that my hot dog turns you on
It turns me on too
And since your vagina is ugly
I guess I’ll have to love myself
Oh man is it ugly too
Could you please go somewhere?
To get it removed?
I don’t want that thing roaming the earth.
It scares young children.
Heck no need for a condom that pubic hair already serves as one!
Geez, baby!


I’ll never f**k that again
It felt like doing a possum
An angry one
That only likes bananas
My weiner didn’t like the feeling
Of your sorry excuse for a repproductive organ
When was the last time you took care of that thang?
I think it was years and years ago.
So because of that.
I’ll never f**k that again.

Never.
Will I touch that sinkhole.
Never.
I refuse.
I may break your heart
But honey that thing broke my soul

I’ll never f**k that again
Ew!
Yuck!
Oh my wordy!
Get it off me!!

Never f**k it again.
Ever!
:rofl:

Amid controversy over her upcoming album My December, Kelly Clarkson has fired her manager.

A source confirms to Usmagazine.com that Clarkson has fired LA-based Jeff Kwatinetz, of the management company The Firm. "It happened last night. They disagreed over the songs and the direction. Everyone is surprised," says the source, who adds that Clarkson has not yet decided on a new manager. Another source adds, "Kelly had enough."

A rep for Clarkson has no comment at this time.

Clarkson and RCA head, Clive Davis, feuded over the direction of My December. A source close to Clarkson told Us that although the feud between them was "overblown," there were creative differences. The source adds the tug-of-war "was hard on Kelly" and that "it's a struggle that happens all the time."

Clarkson has not kept her dissatisfaction with the way reps and record label execs have handled her new album a secret. The singer recently told Elle Magazine: “I’ve sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I’m 25 and a woman.”

The magazine also reports that she fought with her label and representatives over her Idol Gives Back performance. "My label wanted me to sing 'Never Again,' and I was like, to promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I'm up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul. Imagine sitting in a room full of people totally against you. Can't they hear themselves speaking? Capitalize on AIDS? Are you kidding? Insulting an entire nation of people? I just refused."

Amid controversy over her upcoming album My December, Kelly Clarkson has fired her manager.

A source confirms to Usmagazine.com that Clarkson has fired LA-based Jeff Kwatinetz, of the management company The Firm. "It happened last night. They disagreed over the songs and the direction. Everyone is surprised," says the source, who adds that Clarkson has not yet decided on a new manager. Another source adds, "Kelly had enough."

A rep for Clarkson has no comment at this time.

Clarkson and RCA head, Clive Davis, feuded over the direction of My December. A source close to Clarkson told Us that although the feud between them was "overblown," there were creative differences. The source adds the tug-of-war "was hard on Kelly" and that "it's a struggle that happens all the time."

Clarkson has not kept her dissatisfaction with the way reps and record label execs have handled her new album a secret. The singer recently told Elle Magazine: “I’ve sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I’m 25 and a woman.”

The magazine also reports that she fought with her label and representatives over her Idol Gives Back performance. "My label wanted me to sing 'Never Again,' and I was like, to promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I'm up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul. Imagine sitting in a room full of people totally against you. Can't they hear themselves speaking? Capitalize on AIDS? Are you kidding? Insulting an entire nation of people? I just refused."

Oh Kelly ohno:

GO ME, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. yay.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!

:woohoo: :dance: party:

Amid controversy over her upcoming album My December, Kelly Clarkson has fired her manager.

A source confirms to Usmagazine.com that Clarkson has fired LA-based Jeff Kwatinetz, of the management company The Firm. "It happened last night. They disagreed over the songs and the direction. Everyone is surprised," says the source, who adds that Clarkson has not yet decided on a new manager. Another source adds, "Kelly had enough."

A rep for Clarkson has no comment at this time.

Clarkson and RCA head, Clive Davis, feuded over the direction of My December. A source close to Clarkson told Us that although the feud between them was "overblown," there were creative differences. The source adds the tug-of-war "was hard on Kelly" and that "it's a struggle that happens all the time."

Clarkson has not kept her dissatisfaction with the way reps and record label execs have handled her new album a secret. The singer recently told Elle Magazine: “I’ve sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I’m 25 and a woman.”

The magazine also reports that she fought with her label and representatives over her Idol Gives Back performance. "My label wanted me to sing 'Never Again,' and I was like, to promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I'm up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul. Imagine sitting in a room full of people totally against you. Can't they hear themselves speaking? Capitalize on AIDS? Are you kidding? Insulting an entire nation of people? I just refused."

Oh Kelly ohno:
i think that's old ! i read it a week ago. or something simular.

anyway, i was listening to an interview and she said the exact same thing happened with Breakaway, the people said the only hit song was SUBG and that the others would flop if released. LOLOL LOSERS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!

:woohoo: :dance: party:
yeah! HAPPY BIRTHDAY :woohoo: party:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!

:woohoo: :dance: party:
thanks Roby! :)

i think that's old ! i read it a week ago. or something simular.

anyway, i was listening to an interview and she said the exact same thing happened with Breakaway, the people said the only hit song was SUBG and that the others would flop if released. LOLOL LOSERS.
Firing her manager only happened last night. Maybe you just read about the argument with Clive Davis? People have been talking about that for months now -_-. So much DRAMA.

yeah! HAPPY BIRTHDAY :woohoo: party:
:lol: Thanks!

Firing her manager only happened last night. Maybe you just read about the argument with Clive Davis? People have been talking about that for months now -_-. So much DRAMA.
LOL i read the thing about not wanting to perform Never Again on Idol Gives Back....mustve been in another article.

LOL i read the thing about not wanting to perform Never Again on Idol Gives Back....mustve been in another article.
that was in an elle magazine article or something like that :lol:

that was in an elle magazine article or something like that :lol:
i SEE !

MSN went out. again. :)

really getting sick of this crap.

and now Web Messenger isnt even working.

forget this. i cant take it anymore.

We can't sign any more people in right now. Please try signing in again later.

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WHAT THE Q#U*()WIJ DOES THAT MEAN?


three seconds and im deleting this crap from my computer.

MSN went out. again. :)

really getting sick of this crap.
LOL

We can't sign any more people in right now. Please try signing in again later.

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WHAT THE Q#U*()WIJ DOES THAT MEAN?


three seconds and im deleting this crap from my computer.
It actually said that? That "we can't sign any people in right now"? wtf

It actually said that? That "we can't sign any people in right now"? wtf
web messenger did. MSN itself is just doing the same old crap.

We can't sign any more people in right now. Please try signing in again later.

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WHAT THE Q#U*()WIJ DOES THAT MEAN?


three seconds and im deleting this crap from my computer.
dat means dey full - you gotsa try the sidecar

web messenger did. MSN itself is just doing the same old crap.
:grr: Web messenger is ******** anyway

web messenger did. MSN itself is just doing the same old crap.
oh, I wanted to save these instructions for removing data off your hard drive here:

First off delete everything that's on it. EVERYTHING. Then hit it with a hammer until it's broken. Dunk it in salt water and put it in the microwave on high for 10 minutes. Once finished (be careful. it's hot) it is best to completely obliterate it with some type of explosive. After you do that smash it up some more and drill holes through the most vital parts. Soak it in some kerosene and set it on fire, be sure to let it burn for at least twenty minutes, then dump it in the ocean or in a marsh/swamp/forest (parks work too sometimes, only if it's in a lake though) where no one will find it.

Oh and remember to wear gloves.

god i hate this. i wish some people *COUGH JACKIE COUGH* would just come on SO instead of Windows Live Toilet.

god i hate this. i wish some people *COUGH JACKIE COUGH* would just come on SO instead of Windows Live Toilet.
:rotflmao: Massive **** Not-Working Messenger

oh, I wanted to save these instructions for removing data off your hard drive here:

First off delete everything that's on it. EVERYTHING. Then hit it with a hammer until it's broken. Dunk it in salt water and put it in the microwave on high for 10 minutes. Once finished (be careful. it's hot) it is best to completely obliterate it with some type of explosive. After you do that smash it up some more and drill holes through the most vital parts. Soak it in some kerosene and set it on fire, be sure to let it burn for at least twenty minutes, then dump it in the ocean or in a marsh/swamp/forest (parks work too sometimes, only if it's in a lake though) where no one will find it.

Oh and remember to wear gloves.
:rofl:

god i hate this. i wish some people *COUGH JACKIE COUGH* would just come on SO instead of Windows Live Toilet.
Windows Live Toilet lol. sounds fancy.

oh, I wanted to save these instructions for removing data off your hard drive here:

First off delete everything that's on it. EVERYTHING. Then hit it with a hammer until it's broken. Dunk it in salt water and put it in the microwave on high for 10 minutes. Once finished (be careful. it's hot) it is best to completely obliterate it with some type of explosive. After you do that smash it up some more and drill holes through the most vital parts. Soak it in some kerosene and set it on fire, be sure to let it burn for at least twenty minutes, then dump it in the ocean or in a marsh/swamp/forest (parks work too sometimes, only if it's in a lake though) where no one will find it.

Oh and remember to wear gloves.LOL. i wish i could do it :(

LOL. i wish i could do it :(
you want me to put together some instructions for TOTALLY removing Windows Live Messenger off off your computer?

you want me to put together some instructions for TOTALLY removing Windows Live Messenger off off your computer?
nah its ok, ive done it before when there a problem and i re-installed it. i might do that again though.

nah its ok, ive done it before when there a problem and i re-installed it. i might do that again though.
oh so you might need to be able to install it again then? :(

:grady:

AND SO ARRIVES LYNN ! HEY!11

AND SO ARRIVES LYNN ! HEY!11
id like to note that the post i just wrote is in ALL CAPS. :D

AND SO ARRIVES LYNN ! HEY!11
:wave: How dare you keep me waiting.. O_O

roby how come this pop up keeps appearing on my computer that says CONNECTING TO WAN MINIPORT? it makes me want to die.

:wave: How dare you keep me waiting.. O_O
:eek:

:eek:
I'm gonna CREE. /Jackie

I'm gonna CREE. /Jackie
GOSH :(

Speaking of JAYJAY.. I made her a wallpaper but she couldn't click 'cause her mom was in the room. I wonder if she ever saw it.

BOOBIE!

id like to note that the post i just wrote is in ALL CAPS. :D
yeah, and as soon as you guys got that rule removed a bunch of jerks started ABUSING it :mad:

Speaking of JAYJAY.. I made her a wallpaper but she couldn't click 'cause her mom was in the room. I wonder if she ever saw it.
speaking of JAYJAY i really wish she would come on SO :(

speaking of JAYJAY i really wish she would come on SO :(
I wish she would too. :(

I WONDER if our old posts that were censored from caps are now IN CAPS?!

whoa we're almost done with this thread !

whoa we're almost done with this thread !
Who's making the next thread? :eek:

I wish she would too. :(
eh it's ok. we'll just force her to come on. :)

Who's making the next thread? :eek:
i dunno, we're the only ones on, and i made this one, so...lol.

roby how come this pop up keeps appearing on my computer that says CONNECTING TO WAN MINIPORT? it makes me want to die.
you on DSL or cable?

check the Device Manager. Under Network Adapters, disable the the WAN
Miniport (PPPOE) driver

could be spyware or a leftover bad driver

eh it's ok. we'll just force her to come on. :)
We're definitely gonna try. :grady:

call it PARTY THREAD: NO CAPS RULE = GONE. with the cheesy happy face icon. LOL

i dunno, we're the only ones on, and i made this one, so...lol.
*gasps* ME?

We're definitely gonna try. :grady:
:woohoo:

call it PARTY THREAD: NO CAPS RULE = GONE. with the cheesy happy face icon. LOL
I'm gonna suprise you. If I have to make it.

you on DSL or cable?

check the Device Manager. Under Network Adapters, disable the the WAN
Miniport (PPPOE) driver

could be spyware or a leftover bad driver
cable.

ok i'll do that !!

I'm gonna suprise you. If I have to make it.
:( it needs to be related to the no caps rule though. UNLESS ITS SOMETHING BETTER...?

:( it needs to be related to the no caps rule though. UNLESS ITS SOMETHING BETTER...?
YOU'LL SEE. :happyface

I'm gonna make it now, ok? You're not gonna get it but I feel like naming it something random. :o

:mad: YOU SAID IT WAS SPECIAL.

I'm gonna make it now, ok? You're not gonna get it but I feel like naming it something random. :o
Poland Spring Land 2: The Water Bottles Are Angry!

:mad: YOU SAID IT WAS SPECIAL.
It's very special, to me. :( It has to do with one of Jackie's stories!

GOD JOE STOP BEING A WHORE. YOU GOT TO MAKE THIS THREAD. /CAPS

Poland Spring Land 2: The Water Bottles Are Angry!
:( FINE BUT THAT WILL BE THE NEXT THREAD

Ok, Joe. :woohoo:

:( FINE BUT THAT WILL BE THE NEXT THREAD
LOL YES