Katie Holmes is threatening legal action after a teenage porn star changed her name to Katee Holmes--and plans to lose her virginity onscreen.

The Batman Begins star is upset by reports the 18-year-old Texan is now going by an almost identical moniker.

A spokesperson for the original Katie Holmes says, "It's a really cheap shot. Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."

But Shy Love, a representative for fashion student Katee and an adult-video veteran, tells PageSix.com the name alteration was done in homage to the 28-year-old wife of Tom Cruise.

She says, "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with Dawson's Creek."

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Who in their right mind would want to pose as Katie Holmes?? :confused: :lol:

:rofl:

Tom Cruise must be confused.

Which one is the Katie he keeps locked in the house?

;)

Is she related to JOHN HOLMES? :lol:

Tom Cruise must be confused.

Which one is the Katie he keeps locked in the house?

;)
:rofl: x100

So, a porn star gets free advertising because Mrs. Cruise throws a hissy fit.

The porn star is probably a better actress than Katie.

I wonder if the porn star's movie will be titled Whore Of The Worlds.

So, a porn star gets free advertising because Mrs. Cruise throws a hissy fit.

The porn star is probably a better actress than Katie.

I wonder if the porn star's movie will be titled Whore Of The Worlds.
:clap :brent :props:

So, a porn star gets free advertising because Mrs. Cruise throws a hissy fit.

The porn star is probably a better actress than Katie.

I wonder if the porn star's movie will be titled Whore Of The Worlds.
Or maybe RISKY BUSINESS. ;) How abt TOP GUNS? ( . ) ( . ) ;)

Or maybe RISKY BUSINESS. ;) How abt TOP GUNS? ( . ) ( . ) ;)
or Thighs of Thunder?

or Thighs of Thunder?
:lol:

Or A FEW GOOD MEN...emphasis on men! ;)

ALL THE RIGHT MOVES

MISSION POSITION IMPOSSIBLE

LOSIN' IT

RAIN ON ME YOUNG MAN :lol:

Dawson's Crack?

;)

Dawson's Crack?

;)
:rofl:

A PIECE OF APRIL ;)

Top Buns

:rofl:

Interview with a Trampire

Buttman Begins

Men Orally Report.

Spank You For Smoking (Pole).

Thighs Wide Shut.

Gays Of Wonder.

Does the fact that we can make up porn titles say something abt us?;) :lol:

I think you have to have a dirty mind to post on this board. It's an unwritten rule. How about Hairy McGuire?? :lol: "Show me the money" indeed! :rofl:

Porn on the 4th of July ;)

Stain Man or Strain Man

Eyes Wide Slut

Far and Away (from us)
Losin' it (1983 tom cruise film i haven't seen ever)

Eyes Wide Slut
:rofl:

How abt LEGS WIDE OPEN or LEGS WIDE OPEN YOU SLUT!;)

:rofl:

How abt LEGS WIDE OPEN or LEGS WIDE OPEN YOU SLUT!;)
THIGHS Wide Slut!!

I See Business?

THIGHS Wide Slut!!
Oh you dirty girl....I LOVE IT! ;) :lol:

Oh you dirty girl....I LOVE IT! ;) :lol:
We're all sick, aren't we? ;) I still think my favorite is Top Buns. :lol:

We're all sick, aren't we? ;) I still think my favorite is Top Buns. :lol:
We are a wild bunch! ;)

We're all sick, aren't we? ;) I still think my favorite is Top Buns. :lol:

I have a porn title that would rhyme with Top Gun, but it's a word I seldom use and is probably unprintable in this forum.

I have a porn title that would rhyme with Top Gun, but it's a word I seldom use and is probably unprintable in this forum.
Yeah, probably not a good idea on a family board. :lol:

I have a porn title that would rhyme with Top Gun, but it's a word I seldom use and is probably unprintable in this forum.
There is the PM feature! ;) :D :lol:

There is the PM feature! ;) :D :lol:
I was just about to say that. Cactus Jack would want to be the first to hear it. :lol:

I was just about to say that. Cactus Jack would want to be the first to hear it. :lol:
Cactus Jack sounds like a name for a porn actor. :lol:

Cactus Jack sounds like a name for a porn actor. :lol:
Or a porn flick...maybe it should be on a double feature with Thighs Wide Slut. :brent

Or a porn flick...maybe it should be on a double feature with Thighs Wide Slut. :brent
:brent

YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE!!!!! :rofl:

More titles:

The Color of Honey

The Color of Money You Left on the Dresser

Cocktail (self-explanatory title)

A Few REALLY Good Men

The REALLY Firm

Teaching Mrs. to Tingle

Wonder Boys

Cactus Jack sounds like a name for a porn actor. :lol:

More titles:

The Color of Honey

Cocktail (self-explanatory title)

A Few REALLY Good Men

The REALLY Firm

A Piece of April
Hey Girlfriend, I posted A PIECE OF APRIL on the previous page. :lol: Goes to show we have the same dirty thoughts! ;) :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: This thread has really taken off hasn't it? :lol:

Hey Girlfriend, I posted A PIECE OF APRIL on the previous page. :lol: Goes to show we have the same dirty thoughts! ;) :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: This thread has really taken off hasn't it? :lol:
I noticed that after I posted. I updated the post when a few more ideas struck.

That Cactus Jack picture you posted Brian!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!


He doesn't look like porn star material...then again, he has clothes on. :lol:

Let's not forget - The Color of Hiney.

How many ways could they use the immortal "You can't HANDLE the truth!" line in a porno??

Let's not forget - The Color of Hiney.

How many ways could they use the immortal "You can't HANDLE the truth!" line in a porno??
"Oh baby, can you handle the truth?" soft whispery tones. ;)

"You want the truth? Here is my handle!" :eek:

I was just about to say that. Cactus Jack would want to be the first to hear it. :lol:
:D :D :D :D

Dr. Thong..PM ME!

,
LOL that is NOT how I look. Thats the wresetler, Im not eevn a wrestling fan, my 7th grade Texas History teacher gave me that nickname, maybe cause of him. LOL

How does this woman (or girl if she is 18) see this as a tribute to Katie Holmes by changing her name?

There is the PM feature! ;) :D :lol:

True, but I wouldn't want to be accused of sending offensive or harrassing PMs.

Then again, some of you have publicly declared that you like that kind of thing, so....

True, but I wouldn't want to be accused of sending offensive or harrassing PMs.

Then again, some of you have publicly declared that you like that kind of thing, so....
Then those who are interested could PM you their email addresses, and you could send the term out that way. Thinking all the time...;) :lol:

True, but I wouldn't want to be accused of sending offensive or harrassing PMs.

Then again, some of you have publicly declared that you like that kind of thing, so....
JUST PM ME!!!!!!! :rofl:

JUST PM ME!!!!!!! :rofl:

Already done, my dear.

Already done, my dear.
:cool: :D

BTW, has anyone noticed that most of the parody titles are of Tom's movies and not Katie's??

BTW, has anyone noticed that most of the parody titles are of Tom's movies and not Katie's??
Yeah

BTW, has anyone noticed that most of the parody titles are of Tom's movies and not Katie's??
She is still somewhat a virgin as far as movies are concerned. Tomkat is a WHORE in the movie department. :cool: