thought this was really funny!

juvenile court to try shooting defendant
(hmmm lets just send him to jail huh!!)

stolen painting found by tree
(bad tree bad! nice painting though!)

two soviet ships collide one dies
(hmmmm!)

checkout counter killer sentenced to die
a second time
(geez!)

drunken drivers paid 1000$
(wow i hope he knows that!!)

war dims hope for peace
(gee ya think!!)

don't let worry kill you off let the church
help
(ahhhhh!)

publicize your business absolutely free
send 6$
(hmmmm well!)

starr aghast at first lady sex position
(omg lol!!)

man struck by lighting faces battery
charge
(hey can i use him for my radio!!)

typhoon rips through cemetery
hundreds dead
(and those were the lucky ones too!!)

prostitutes appeal to pope
(lol dirty old man!!)

chef throws his heart into helping feed
the needie
(hmmm i don't think they would like that!)

These are great!:lol:

Hehe I guess it shows how careless people are!