"Funny Money":

Ralph: "This isn't enough room for this place for you and I."

Alice's Mom: "There isn't enough room for you and anybody."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "One of these days, you are going to push me too far."

Alice's Mom: "The only thing that can push you is a bulldozer."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You are taking that set over my dead body."

Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"

"Principle of The Thing":

(Ralph showed Alice the gaudy wallpaper.)

Ralph: "Well, what do you think?"

(Alice wraps up the wallpaper, puts it in Ralph's arms, puts Ralph's cap on him and opens the door.)

Alice: "And I don't want you to come back unless the man gives you your money back."

Ralph: "Don't hint Alice."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "So, you are saying that I am too fat and too heavy to climb this ladder. Why don't you just say it?"

Ed: "I don't have to. You just did."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Ralph: "I want you to know Alice that it was pretty lonely here without you."

Trixie: "Ed, why can't you talk to me like that?"

Ed: "I would if you only go away every once and a while."

"Two For The Money":

Ed: "This is the first night this week that I am able to go out."

Trixie: "Big deal. It's Monday."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "All I can scrap was $8."

Ed: "Why don't you hock Alice's engagement ring?"

Ralph: "Where do you think I got the $8 from?"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

(Ralph says that the convention is coming up and asks Alice to invite her mother to come by.)

Alice: "You are not getting a dime."

Ralph: "Then that BAT isn't getting in here."