apples not caffeine are more efficient at waking you
up in the morning!

a pack a day smoker will lose up to 2 teeth every
10 years
(still want to smoke now!)

the toothbrush was invented in 1498
(ewww then what did people do until then i
wonder!)

if a man is standing in the middle of the forest
speaking and there is no woman around to hear
him is he still wrong!
(hmmm yep lol!)

if someone with multiple personalities threatens
to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation
(hmmm maybe!)

i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman
wheres the self help section she said if she told me
it would defeat the purpose
(ohhhhh!)