(The Buffalo Sabres won the Eastern Conference 4 games to 2 by beating the NY Rangers 5-4 & the Clevland Cavaliers beat the NJ Nets 81-77.)

(Ralph & Ed have watched the gamesis upset. He just watched the games with Ed in Ed's place.)

Ed: "Boy, what a day. Both teams lost and now the Rangers are out of the playoffs."

Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. Now, we have no hckey teams in the playoffs. The only tema we haev to get behind now is the Nets and they just lost thanks to LeBron."

Ed: "Ralph, that kid is great. He could be the next Mike Jordan."

Ralph: "Oh, he isn't so tough. He is just another cream puff. I could take him in a fight. Now, I got even worse news, I guess. The Devils are moving from East Rutherford to Newark."

Ed: "Isn't Newark closer to Brooklyn?"

Ralph: "I guess. I just guess that after 25 years of playing at Continental, they would get a proper send off. I also can't believe the Rangers lost again. These Rangers really need to shape up next season or else. The Nets need to play better too."

Ed: "Yeah."

Ralph: "I can't believe that this playoff season has turned out like this. LeBron is a cream puff. I could take him on."

Ed: "I don't know about that."

Ralph: "Are you nuts? I can beat him up."

Ed: "You will probably get a heart attack from running.'

Ralph (yells): "OKAY. PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP! COME ON!"

(Ed tries to fight Ralph. Ed hits Ralph in the stomach. Ralph yells in pain.)

Ed (yells): "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU ARE FAT! THAT PROVES YOU CAN'T TAKE LEBRON ON!"

Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE A DEAD SEWERWORKER!"

(Ralph chases after Ed.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is! Folks, you guys are the greatest. Good night everyone."

(The end.)