found this on the net and thought it was really funny :)

mosquito repellents don't repel they hide you so they don't
know that your there
(hmmmm!)

dentists have recommended that a tooth brush be kept at
least 6feet from the toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush
(oh man does this mean i can't do both!!)

Jeremy Bentham a British philospher who died in 1832
left everything to the London hospital provided that his
body be allowed to preside over the board meetings
his body was dressed and fitted with a wax mask of his
face it was present at the meetings for 92 years
(ok any questions sir!!)

you burn more calories sleeping than you do watching
tv
(well there goes my diet plan then!!)

if your going to eat fast food the odds are 2 out of 5
you'll eat at mcdonalds 1 and 5 you'll eat at burger king
and 1 out of 10 for hardees and for wendys
(ok then flip that coin!!)

the frist owner of the marlboro company died of lung cancer
(huh see huh!!)

dentists have recommended that a tooth brush be kept at
least 6feet from the toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush
(oh man does this mean i can't do both!!)

Does this mean I shouldn't use my toothbrush as my toiletbowl brush? Old habits are so hard to break! :liplick:

That was pretty good!