(The NY Rangers beat the Buffalo Sabres 2-1.)

(Ralph just watched the game while playing pool.)

Ralph: "Boy, now the Rangers are back in the series. They have breaken up the Sabres momentum."

Ed: "That's good Ralph. Maybe, the Rangers can pull it off and win the next three games."

Ralph: "That is all they need. They will reach the third round for the first time in 10 years. That is saying something."

Ed: "Gee, I wish I can be there in MSG to see them win the Stanley Cup."

Ralph: "Don't worry pal. If that happens, we will bring all the Raccoons and celebrate with the Rangers in their locker room. We will make them honorary Raccoons."

Ed: "When is the next game?"

Ralph: "It is going to be on Tuesday."

Ed: "You know Ralph, I just saw something on the Internet. The Buffalo Sabres games have also been seen on TSN. What channel is that?"

Ralph: "Oh, that is the Canadian version of ESPN. You see, I am guessing that since Buffalo is so close to Canada that TSN feels obligated to show Buffalo Sabres games."

Ed: "I wonder what the people in Canada must feel when they see TSN showing a hockey game involving two American teams they may not like."

Ralph: "I think Canadaians react the same way when we see a hockey game involving two Canadaian teams that may not like. Well, we need to see the game on Tuesday. Can you make it to my place?"

Ed: "Even though Alice wants you to go out to dinner with her parents? How are you going to get out of that?"

Ralph: "I will tell her that I am the boss and the lord and master. She's a sucker for that. I will tell her that I AM NOT GOING WITH HER!"

Ed: "Then she will crown you, will she? And after that, I am guessing that she will have her way."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"