(The Ottawa Senators beat the NJ Devils 5-4.)

(Ralph & Ed have just watched the game.)

Ralph: "I can't believe it Norton. First, the Rangers lost. Now this."

Ed: "Cheer up Ralph. Those Devils will at least win one game."

Ralph: "Must you always be like that Norton? The Devils have got to win the next five games. Right now, they are screwed."

Ed: "Well, there is one thing that concerns me. The Ottawa team calls itself the Senators. That can't be because the Senators are in Washington right now."

Ralph: "Norton, do you mean the Washington Nationals?"

Ed: "No, I mean all the people living in the White House."

Ralph: "Norton, there are politicans in Canada that call themselves senators."

Ed: "Oh."

Ralph: "Norton, don't you know anything about anything?"

Ed: "Well, I now know the Devils need to win the next five games or else."

Ralph: "You are right Norton. Right now, I am going to claim supremacy."

(Ralph sticks his head out the window.)

Ralph (yells): "ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE NEXT NHL CHAMPIONS ARE EITHER THE RANGERS OR THE DEVILS! ANYONE OUT THERE AGREE WITH ME?"

Everyone (yells): "YES!"

Ralph (yells): "ANBYONE OUT THERE LIKE ME?"

(A cat meows.)

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "Norton, if you say one more thing that makes me angry during this series, I will kill you."

(Jackie Gleason comes out.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! Good night!"

(Audience cheers.)