View Full Version : Top Signs You're Attracted To British Women


Steve M.
04-19-2007, 10:47 PM
You watch "As Time Goes By" reruns on PBS to check out Moira Brooker and Jenny Funnell.

You preferred Christine McVie over Stevie Nicks in Fleetwood Mac.

You watch Chris Matthews's Sunday morning talk show regularly in the hope of catching the BBC's Katty Kay on the panel.

You took your sister to see Titanic so she could check out Leonardo DiCaprio and pretended to be annoyed about it, but you wanted to check out Kate Winslet! :lol:

You saw Bend It Like Beckham in its first week of release.

You danced a jig when Paul McCartney broke up with Jane Asher.

When John Lennon started dating Yoko Ono, you realized you had a thing for Cynthia all along.

You saw Calendar Girls ten times because you had a crush on Helen Mirren.

You're the only American you know who has all of Cilla Black's records.

You felt Warren Beatty's pain when he and Julie Christie broke up.

Your favorite Francois Truffaut movie is Two English Girls because. . . well, just because.

You were rooting for Niles and Daphne to get together from the moment "Frasier" went on the air.

You were ready to demand a recount by the motion picture academy if the Best Actress Oscar went to Meryl Streep or Penelope Cruz, the only non-British nominees of this past year.

You know the Mills sisters from the Redgrave sisters.

Descriptions such as "cold" and "reserved" turn you on.

Your favorite Estee Lauder model of all time is Elizabeth Hurley.

You're ecstatic that Kate Middleton is available now.

You're really into Margaret Drabble novels.

Steve M.
05-31-2007, 04:57 PM
God save the Queen! :D

Jrnygrl
06-01-2007, 10:36 PM
You watch "As Time Goes By" reruns on PBS to check out Moira Brooker and Jenny Funnell.

You preferred Christine McVie over Stevie Nicks in Fleetwood Mac.

You watch Chris Matthews's Sunday morning talk show regularly in the hope of catching the BBC's Katty Kay on the panel.

You took your sister to see Titanic so she could check out Leonardo DiCaprio and pretended to be annoyed about it, but you wanted to check out Kate Winslet! :lol:

You saw Bend It Like Beckham in its first week of release.

You danced a jig when Paul McCartney broke up with Jane Asher.

When John Lennon started dating Yoko Ono, you realized you had a thing for Cynthia all along.

You saw Calendar Girls ten times because you had a crush on Helen Mirren.

You're the only American you know who has all of Cilla Black's records.

You felt Warren Beatty's pain when he and Julie Christie broke up.

Your favorite Francois Truffaut movie is Two English Girls because. . . well, just because.

You were rooting for Niles and Daphne to get together from the moment "Frasier" went on the air.

You were ready to demand a recount by the motion picture academy if the Best Actress Oscar went to Meryl Streep or Penelope Cruz, the only non-British nominees of this past year.

You know the Mills sisters from the Redgrave sisters.

Descriptions such as "cold" and "reserved" turn you on.

Your favorite Estee Lauder model of all time is Elizabeth Hurley.

You're ecstatic that Kate Middleton is available now.

You're really into Margaret Drabble novels.



:rofl: :rofl:

ABlairican Pie
06-01-2007, 10:51 PM
....your tongue drags on the floor at the sight of chicks (or birds) in tight, skimpy Iron Maiden t-shirts.


A rarity on this side of the Atlantic. They've GOT to be British. :D

Courtnee
06-01-2007, 11:27 PM
What about Jennifer Ellison? She's pretty much the best british lady ever.
http://a921.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_ce0f8cca62ca83b3e796f3d8796cf288.jpg

Yooch
06-02-2007, 12:11 AM
I love the accent, and the culture.

Penny Lane
06-02-2007, 09:31 AM
You danced a jig when Paul McCartney broke up with Jane Asher.




:dance: :banana: :clap :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:

Steve M.
06-02-2007, 10:09 PM
Jane's a hottie! (Still!) :banana:

waichingliu81
06-03-2007, 12:55 PM
when american men go ga-ga for jane leeves aka daphne from frasier or christina from ugly betty (ashley jensen)

Steve M.
06-03-2007, 09:40 PM
Someone once told me that some American men like British women because their accent makes cursing sound sexy! :lol:

Steve M.
08-18-2007, 10:39 PM
Another sign you're attracted to British women:

Your favorite characters from The Odd Couple are Gwendolyn and Cecelie - oops, I mean Cecilie and Gwendolyn :rofl: - the two Pigeon sisters.

Mikado
08-18-2007, 11:03 PM
I prefer Japanese women....and they have MUCH sexier accents :p

Steve M.
12-22-2007, 11:19 PM
Two other signs:

You get goosebumps when Anne Robinson insults someone on TV and sends them off as "the weakest link." :D

You think of Anne Robinson as "the ultimate blind date."

Steve M.
12-22-2007, 11:22 PM
One more -

You get a thrill of excitement by Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music. ;)

Mikado
12-22-2007, 11:23 PM
Or maybe someone who's British, but of Asian descent ;)

TripperFan
12-23-2007, 10:32 AM
I prefer Japanese women....and they have MUCH sexier accents :p


Until you piss them off - then it sounds like an old Japanese movie played at 78 speed! ;) (one of my best girlfriend's is Japanese but looks like Molly Ringwald - it's hilarious).


LOL - about making cursing sounding sexy - it's true - I could never get mad at a Brit who told me to go F myself because it still sounds nice - especially with the more upper class accent! :lol:

junecleaver
12-23-2007, 09:21 PM
I always wished to have their accent, it's a nice accent, whereas any other accent gets on my nerves, especially spanish ones. Too fast for me

Steve M.
01-01-2008, 09:44 PM
How else can you explain your attraction to Amy Winehouse? :lol:

You know she's no good. . . . ;)

Steve M.
04-04-2008, 09:55 PM
Your favorite Monty Python cast member was Carol Cleveland. :D

Dude111
11-21-2024, 10:36 AM
I am glad none of those apply to me!!

Steve M.
11-21-2024, 11:21 AM
You get turned on by a British woman calling Donald Trump a f:censored:head. I know a British woman who did just that!

Steve M.
11-21-2024, 11:21 AM
You get turned on by a British woman calling Donald Trump a f:censored:head. I know a British woman who did just that!

P.S. The censored word is not "fathead." ;)

Dude111
11-21-2024, 10:48 PM
Hehehe your funny Stevie!!!!!!

Penny Lane
11-22-2024, 11:14 AM
Hehehe your funny Stevie!!!!!!


Don't call him Stevie! He chastised me for that!:lol:

Steve M.
11-22-2024, 11:52 AM
Don't call him Stevie! He chastised me for that!:lol:

Yes, I did. :)

Steve M.
11-22-2024, 11:57 AM
I prefer Japanese women....and they have MUCH sexier accents :p

Did you ever have a fantasy of watching a geisha girl remove her makeup and then make love to you? That's a topic for a whole thread by itself! :eek:

Dude111
11-23-2024, 01:17 AM
Don't call him Stevie! He chastised me for that!:lol:Ah man!!

Penny Lane
11-23-2024, 03:33 PM
Ah man!!

:lol: