View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY/NJ NHL fan? (Part 4)


Frank Gannucci
04-18-2007, 10:53 PM
(The NY Rangers win the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals 4 games to 0 by beating the Atlanta Thrashers 4-2, the NJ Devils beat the TB Lightning 4-3 & the Buffalo Sabres beat the NY Islanders 4-2.)

(Ralph is walking along the street with Norton. Ralph is afraid.)

Ed: "What's wrong pally?"

Ralph: "Norton, you remember that bet that you made for me with Harvey? Now, the Islanders are one game away from being eliminated. Ture, the Rangers swept the series and the NJ devils beat the Lightning. But, what about the Islanders? They are down 3-1."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, it's time you cheer up. You got to smile."

Ralph: "Why?"

Ed: "Well, the fight that you have with Harvey might only be 10 seconds."

Ralph: "Norton, if Harvey doesn't kill me, I will will kill you."

Ed: "Boy, I really do hope the Islanders do win. You know they play near water and I work with water every day."

Ralph: "True and your head is filled with it."

Ed: "You got to cheer up Ralph. Show me your fighting stance."

(Ralph shows Ed his fighting stance.)

Ed: "I got to admit Ralph. You do have a secret weapon. Harvey might die laughing at you. Come on, let's stop walking and let's go into this alley here and we will start to spariing."

(They do.)

Ed: "Now, come on throw some fake punches."

(Ralph does.)

Ed: "Now, cover up your face! Cover your face! cover your face!"

(Ralph does and Ed hits him in the stomach.)

Ralph (yells in pain): "ARRRRRGGHHH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Ed: "That will show you not to trust anybody in the ring or while you are playing hockey."

Ralph (yells): 'NORTON, YOU BETTER RUN!"

(Ralph chases Ed.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST ! Good night!"

(The end.)