I was watching Diffrent Strokes on Comcast yesterday and it was the episode when Mr. Drummond wanted Willis to stop seeing so much of Charlene because it was affecting his grades. So he told willis that for the next two weeks he wanted him to study and not see Charlene and this is what it lead to below

Willis: Oh come on dad, if I go two weeks without seeing Charlene I will just DIE!

Mr. Drummond: well atleast you will die with good grades


Willis: The way I'm being treated I feel like I'm in prison

Mr. Drummond: Well atleast you will be up for parole in two weeks





LOL-Classic Mr. D

I think Mr. Drummond was a very UNDERRATED character on the show.

conrad bain had a great deadpan way of delivering those jokes

conrad bain had a great deadpan way of delivering those jokes


Arnold: come on Dad, i have to be home at 10pm? Things don't start cooking until Midnight


Mr. Drummond-"well I guess you have to turm off your burner a little Early


LOL

Mr. Drummond's jokes were funny when nobody laughed at them except himself, like in the pilot episode.