hippiechick60
04-05-2007, 02:46 PM
i found this on the net and thought it was pretty funny!
in 21 states wal mart is the single largest employer
as you age your eye color gets lighter
(hummm!)
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot
(cool!)
in England the speaker of the house
is not allowed to speak
(yeah but.....shhhhh!!)
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza
every day
(yeah!)
on person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
(wow!)
if you yelled for 8 years and 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of
coffee
(lol yeah but my husband still wouldn't have heard me!!)
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not
to have a full moon
(cool!)
if all americans used one third less ice in their drinks the u.s. would
become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy
(well i'm still not drinking it warm!!)
the RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music
illegally even though a copy of her death certificate was sent
to them a week before the suit was filed
(never mind then!!)
only 6% of the autographs in circulation from the members
of the beatles are real
(hmmm well fun while that lasted!!)
fast food provider hardees new monster thickburger has
1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat
(my Lord!!)
each year more people are killed by teddy bears than
real ones
(huh!!!)
the largest mcdonalds is in
beijing china it has 28,000 spuare feet
and has 29 cash registers
(alright... now what do i want!!!)
david bowie thinks he is being stalked by somone dressed like
a giant pink rabbit bowie has noticed the fan at several concerts
but he became alarmed when the bunny was on the plane with him
(lol!!! whoooo the easter bunny is a stalker!!)
71% of office workers stopped on the street for a survey agreed
to give up their computer passwords for a candy bar
(ahhh the power of chocolate!!)
we forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday
(what!!)
barbies full name is barbara millicent
roberts
(hmmm really!! you mean she actaully has a real name lol!!)
brushing your teeth regularly has been shown to pervent heart
disease
(see now brush your teeth!!)
in 21 states wal mart is the single largest employer
as you age your eye color gets lighter
(hummm!)
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot
(cool!)
in England the speaker of the house
is not allowed to speak
(yeah but.....shhhhh!!)
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza
every day
(yeah!)
on person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
(wow!)
if you yelled for 8 years and 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of
coffee
(lol yeah but my husband still wouldn't have heard me!!)
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not
to have a full moon
(cool!)
if all americans used one third less ice in their drinks the u.s. would
become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy
(well i'm still not drinking it warm!!)
the RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music
illegally even though a copy of her death certificate was sent
to them a week before the suit was filed
(never mind then!!)
only 6% of the autographs in circulation from the members
of the beatles are real
(hmmm well fun while that lasted!!)
fast food provider hardees new monster thickburger has
1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat
(my Lord!!)
each year more people are killed by teddy bears than
real ones
(huh!!!)
the largest mcdonalds is in
beijing china it has 28,000 spuare feet
and has 29 cash registers
(alright... now what do i want!!!)
david bowie thinks he is being stalked by somone dressed like
a giant pink rabbit bowie has noticed the fan at several concerts
but he became alarmed when the bunny was on the plane with him
(lol!!! whoooo the easter bunny is a stalker!!)
71% of office workers stopped on the street for a survey agreed
to give up their computer passwords for a candy bar
(ahhh the power of chocolate!!)
we forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday
(what!!)
barbies full name is barbara millicent
roberts
(hmmm really!! you mean she actaully has a real name lol!!)
brushing your teeth regularly has been shown to pervent heart
disease
(see now brush your teeth!!)