"Play It Again, Norton":

(Ralph & Ed are in an arcade filled with 18-year-olds.)

Ed: "Ralph, you don't look much older than that sailor over there. Hey kid, how old are you?"

Sailor: "I'm 43."

"Follow The Boys":

Ed (reading a crossword puzzle): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' House. H-o-s-e. That's the trouble with these things. They are not a challenge."

Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."

"Follow The Boys":

Ralph: "The Hurricanes need me. I'm the anchorman."

Alice: "Of what, the Queen Mary?"

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "As usual, I'm carrying the whole load on my shoulders."

Alice: "You are carrying the load all right, but it's not on your shoulders."

"Jellybeans":

Ralph: "When I win the jellybeans contest, I am going to get myself a pair of bowling shoes, a leather lumbar jacket and you will get a string of pearls."

Alice: "Yeah, and if you lose, I will get a string of jellybeans around my neck."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Do you know how embarrassing it is to be thrown out of the
Raccoon Lodge?"

Alice: "Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing just being in it."

"A Dog's Life":

Alice: "Do you know that you Raccoons have more emergency meettings
than the U.N.?"

Ralph: "It turns out that we Raccoons have more emergencies than the
U.N."

"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):

Alice: "I better make that vanilla cake. Ralph loves chocolate, but I gave him a belt and I want to make sure it fits."

Trixie: "If it doens't, you can always exchange it for a bigger size."

Alice: "There is no bigger size."

"This Is Your Life Part 1":

(Ralph thinks that Alice is seeing another man.)

Ralph: "What is that man got that I haven't got?"

Ed: "Your wife and your overcoat at the present time."