"Young Man With A Horn":

Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector?"

Ed: "No. I washed out."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done."

Ralph: "Good gosh."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ed: "I would like my coffee with one lump."

(Ed rings the bell.)

Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell and you will get one lump."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "It is that no-good janitor's fault. You take it too easy with
him. You got to be tough with that type of guy. You got to tell him
off and you have to tell him off good."

Alice: "I was waiting for you to get home."

Ralph: "All right. I am home. So, go down there and tell him off."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "She thinks that the wallpaper is rotten, I think that it is pretty. What do you think?"

(Ed looks at it.)

Ed: "I think that you are both right. It's pretty rotten."

"You're In The Picture":

(Ralph is dressed as a matador while Ed has bulls horns. Ed is warming
up.)

Ralph (yells): "COME ON!"

Ed (yells): "I'M WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN!"

(Ed charges like a bull and misses Ralph. Ed then decides to stick the
horns in Ralph's backside.)

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!"

"Sees All, Knows All":

(The fortune teller is looking in her crystal ball.)

Fortune Teller: "It is cloudy. It is cloudy."

Ed: "Ralph, who do you know named Cloudy?"

"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

Ed (bringing in the cot): "Hi folks! I hope I didn't disturb your sleep."

Ralph: "No, you didn't. I get up every morningat 3am. That way, I can get a seat on the subway going to work."

"Hot Dog Stand":

(Ed hands a man a hot dog to eat.)

Ralph: "By the way I look, you wouldn't know that I was driving a bus yesterday."

Man: "Oh."

Ed: "I was working in the sewer."

(The man stops himself from eating.)

Man: "Funny. I'm not hungry anymore."