View Full Version : Funniest negative reviews about albums/ song?


Janice Johnson
03-23-2007, 04:02 PM
What negative reviews about songs/albums just made you laugh?

I have two.................

Ring The Alarm. "Beyonce's screaming is really too much in this song. Granted, there ARE REAL alarm sirens , but even the alarm sirens are no match for Beyonce's screaming."

Damita Jo by Janet Jackson. "Janet's songs on this album are really uninspiring. She could have been sitting in a rocking chair, talking about the fall of the Ottoman Empire on the album and it would still sell because her fans buy any album that reads, "Janet Jackson."