:lol: i found this on the net and thought i'd share it with everyone :)

a man shot,stabbed,death by natural causes ruled.
(well lets all be a little more careful about our heath!!)

death in the ring most boxers are not the same afterward.
(well who wouldn't be!!)

fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters
(well have to learn somehow now don't they!!)

if the baby does not thrive on freash milk then it should
be boiled
(ohhhh okkkk!!)

ski areas closed due to snow
(does this mean we can't go sking!!)

war dims hope for peace
(gee you think so huh!!)

:lol:

That was pretty good.:lol: