Ok it's 66 pages long but it won;'t be all in one post. I do plan to chnage some things and etc. I do have a lot of the actors/actresses planned, but here it is so far
Untitled Seth Rogen/ Elisha Cuthlbert** Comedy


*cut to a restaurant, afternoon in Florida , Eric and his friends are sitting at one table, Emily and her friends are issitng at* another table*

Eric : This is awesome, Emily and I will

Nick : So are ya nervous?

Eric : No, not really

John : Hey, aren’t both your families gonna meet each other?
finally be married within a few* motnhs

Dave* :* Yeah, Im glad for you guys
Eric : Thanks
Eric : Yeah

Matt :* Ya gonna live through that?


Eric : Of course, what do ya mean

Matt : I mean your family is like a bunch of nust and do crazy stuff with each other and theyre zany, her family is like a reality show version of The Godftaher movies and Goodfellas

Eric : *laughs* Yeah, like I don’t already know that

*cut to Emily and her friends*

Emily : I cant wait! This is so exciting! Eric and I will finally be married in a few months

Becca : I know! Its so exciting

Kim :* Ive been married for a year and it is quite amazing we have the most romantic times together

Laura : Girl, this will be awesome

Emily : I cant wait I feel like a giddy little girl!

Kim : I felt the same!

*cut to the next scene Eric and Emily are at the apartment* in which they live together*

Eric : Oh, Emily, this will be a great experience


Emily : Yeah it’s great

Eric : Just wait till my family meets yours!

Emily : I know they will love you!

Eric : They’ll love you too

*at the Tanner home Eric’s*

Dan Tanner : Laura, how was your day?


Laura : Just great!

*Diana, Eric’s sister comes in*

Diana : Hey Mom, Dad


Dan : Hey, honey how was your day

Diana : Awesome

Dan : You know whos coming next week right?

Diana : The entire family?

Dan : Just about , and Emily’s too


Diana : Awesome

Laura : I cant wait

Dan : Me neither


*the next day Eric and Emily are at the house*

Eric : Emily, I cant wait!

Emily : Me neither!

*doorbell rings, its Uncle Ed and Edna with Rocko and his wife Shirley*

Ed : Hey Eric!

Edna : Hello, Eric, how’s my wittle bitty nephew

Eric : Great and Im not wittle bitty anymore

Edna : Oh right


Rocko : Hey Eric hows it goin my man?

Eric : Just awesome, Rocko

Eric : Hey Emily

Emily : Yes

Eric : Have you met my cousin Rocko?

Emily : I don’t think so hey *shakes his hand*

Rocko : Im a huge Def Leppard fan

Eric : I mean HA-UGE!* He owns every album

Rocko: Sure do, so that’s great Eric, that you’re getting married in a few months

Eric : Thanks, yeah its really great and I LOVE Emily so much, she is the sweetest girl ever

Emily : Ditto for me *they hug and kiss*

Laura : Aw my little baby is growing up

Rocko : Awesome

Eric* : Yup

Rocko : I also have a very dirty mind

Eric :* I think we all do

Rocko : Yeah

Emily : So do I

*doorbell rings*

Emily :* Oh no

*in comes Emily’s family*

Jimmy Pearson, Emily’s brother : Hey Emily

Emily : Hey Jimmy

Don Pearson, her dad : Hey, Emily, Hey Eric

Eric : Heeeeeeeeey Mista P!


Don : Yeah! Mista T!!!!!!!!! Wait unless, do you pity* the fool?
Eric : Nah only Mr. T does

Don : Ok


Fran, her mom : Hey Emily, Eric
Emily : Hey mom, is uncle Tony coming

Fran : *sigh* Yes

Tony , Emily’s uncle : Hey, Emily

Emily : Hey Tony

Lana, her aunt : Hey, how are ya

Emily : Just great

Lana : Awesome

*doorbell rings*

Bill Tanner, Eric’s older* brother :* Hey Eric, Emil!

Eric ; Hey Bill!

Bill : Hey, so how is it>

Eric : Great, Emily this id my older brother Bill

Emily : Hey Bill

Bill : Hey Emily

Eric* : He;s a big fan of comics and sci fi and stuff

Bill : Yup, Im married too

Eric : Yeah, his wife name is Leah

*she comes in* : Hey Bill

Bill : Hey Leah

Leah : We have a son named Luke

Bill : My first words to him were “Luke I am your father”
*all laugh*

Eric : Figures

Bill : Yeah, come in Luke

Luke Tanner, Eric’s nephew : Hey Uncle Eric

Eric : Hey Luke, do you have a light saber you play with?

Luke : Yes in the bathroom!
Eric : EEEEEEEEEEGGGHHHHH,, don’t worry I played with a lightsaber in the bahroom too


Bill : I did all the time,

Eric: It was an actual one! And you played with it in your room!

Bill : Right

Eric* : Yeah, well enough dirty talk, let’s move on

Leah : Right, our dog;s name is Chewbacca

Luke : STAR WARS IS MY FAVROTIE MOVIE!!! MY TOP 6 FAVORITE MOVIES ARE THE STAR WARS ONES!!!

Bill : Mine too

Leah : Mine too

Rocko : Hey guys,, oh hey Bill

Bill : Hey Rocko

Rocko, Oh, this is Luke right?

Bill : Yeah

Rocko : Yeah

*doorbell rings, Chad enters*

Chad : HEY ROCKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rocko : Hey Chadi-yo-yo sup?

Chad : Not much

Rocko : Awesome possum grasshoppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooooooooooo

Chad : Cata-pillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rocko : Butta-flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chad* :* Ok lets stop before we goet hoarse

Rocko : Yeah



Chad : Hey, it’s the couple to be, Eric and Emily!


Eric : Hey Chad!

Chad : Hey E-Roc

Eric : Hey, hey Shirley

Shirley : Hey Eric, congrats

Eric : Thanks

Emily : Thanks, where’s Diana?

Eric : Oh she’ll be down in a minute

*in Diana’s room*

Diana ( on the phone ): Oh really? Oh my god! What? Oh I know! No I hate that witch, out of all the guys in school she chose a guy named Cedric? Like totally gag me with a spoon like he is not hot.* I know, she did what?* That witch!** Yeah Cedric looks like Frankenstein on steroids, wait he IS Frankenstein on steroids!. Yeah, the rest of the family, and my future sister in law’s are here now, yeah , its awesome I cant wait, Eric is so sweet. Bill’s here too yeah, so is my nephew Luke. Yeah, I gotta go now, bye


*goes down stairs*



Diana : Hey guys!

Eric : Hey Diana

Diana : Hey!

Emily : Hey

Diana : Hey

Rocko : Hey Diana

Diana : Hey Rocko

Chad : Hey

Dan : I see we’ve all gotten together over here

Laura : Hey, oh hello Luke

Luke : Hey Grandma
=
Laura : Hey

*doorbell rings. The grandparents, George and Margot enter*
Margot : Hey Eric, Bill and Diana

Eric :Hey

George : Congrats on the engagement

Eric and Emily : Thanks

Margot : Hey Rocko and Chad

Rocko and Chad : Hey Grandma and Grandpa?

Shirley : Hey

Margot : Hello, Dan

Dan : Hey Mom, Dad


Margot : Is Eric gay?

George : MARGOT! No hes engaged!


Margot : To a man?


Dan : No, Emily

Margot : Oh right


Geroge : Forgive her she has DBS symptoms

Dan : DBS?


Geroge : Dumb Blonde Syndrome

Dan : Oh well get that taken care of!


Margot : Is Bill a wookie?* Is Diana a stripper?

Diana : Hey Grandma, Grandpa!


Margot : Hello Diana

*they finish greeting each other, we cut to Eric and Emily*

Eric : Hey Emily, my family seems nice don’t they

Emily : Nicer than mine


Eric : Yeah really

Emily : So, is Bill that much of a Star Wars geek?


Eric : Yeah, my parents once told me that when he found out my mom was pregnant with me he wanted to name me Yoda

Emily : Really? Yoda?

Eric *in Yoda voice** Wanted to name me Yoda, he did!!
*they both laugh*


Rocko : Hey* Eric!

Eric : Yeah Rocko?


Rocko : How ya like this?


Eric : Its awesome


Rocko : Alright!

Eric : Yeah!!



Dan : Guys all of us are having dinner tonight at this house!


Rocko : Do we need chairs?


Dan : No we’ll be fine


Ed : Hey Rocko


Rocko : Yeah Dad?


Ed : That* chick a few houses down has a sweet ass

Edna : EDWARD!

Ed : Right


Rocko : Yeah, its great

Chad : This is awesome


Rocko : Yeah


Chad : Yeah

*everyone’s at the dinner table*




Eric : This is great food, Mom!

Laura : Thank you, honey

Margot : Honey, do you have honey, I want it with some mustard

Dan : No, sorry

Eric : So Diana, hows your boyfriend?


Diana : Oh Adam, he’s great, really funny


Eric : Good

Rocko : Has anyone here ever accidentally* stumbled on to a porn channel?


Chad : Yeah I did once

Rocko : Me too


Shirley : Yeah we did

Rocko : Ok, just wondering

Bill : Ive seen all six Star Wars movies more than any other movie, saw the second once like 5 times in theaters, Ive seen it oh about 100 times maybe

Luke : I love Star Wars, its awesome!!!

Leah : Yeah?!


Eric : Bill, don’t get your hopes up too miuch, youre the only Star Wars fan lucky enough to even get a girlfriend, or even have a kid


Bill : I know that and Im proud

Rocko : No I* mean, youre the first one I ever met who had ever gotten any

Chad : Yeah

Bill : Are you trying to tell me Im the only Star Wars fan ever to get laid?


Eric : Basically, yeah


*all laugh*

Don : This is great, my daughter’s finally getting married!

Fran : Yeah!!

Jim : That’s great sis!



All : To Eric and Emily!! *clink glasses*


Eric : Thank you


Emily : Thank you



Rocko : Ya know? I was just thinking back to the old days of high school?


Diana : Im a senior, we did our prank recently


Rocko : What was it?

Diana : Well, see Adam thought of it cause* he’s quite the prankster, umm well we did a few things in one big prank, see? Well in the lunchroom they have this big vat of greaes they put on the fries, well we poured grease on all the food items they had, then Adam’s parents gave us this thing with barbecue sauce in it, also put into the food, then on some of the teacher’s lunches we put laxatives in it , and then the teachers were farting everytime they walked it was HILARIOUS, but what was even funnier was* was, well there’s this one guy* named Cedric whos like really weird, and he’s on the football team, he’s a pretty buff, tall guy, but not the best player, so we gave* him some Estrogen, and** he went to the coach’s house, and we put a camera in the bedroom, and because he was on Estrogen, Cedric and the coach started doing it

*all laugh*


Diana : That’s not the end of it, we broadcast it in the auditorium the next day and everyone was laughing their asses off, and the coach got FURIOUS!!!* It was hysterical

*all laugh*


Rocko : That’s great, yeah my friends, Chad and I did tons of pranks back then , including, letting pigs into the school, putting laxatives nito the football players’ food, all kinds of weird stuff

Chad : Yup


Rocko : Oh the good ole dats

Eric : We should all go to the mall sometime


Emily : That’d be awesome

Diana : Id love to, Adam will love to see me there

Dan : I’m sure he’ll love seeing us too

Diana : Of course he will


*the next day , at the mall*

Eric : Wow

Emily : Yeah

Rocko : Eric, Remember, when we used to come here and paint ou names in the ice skating rink

Shirley : Ya’ll did

Eric : Yeah I remember, those were the days
*enter Adam Stein, Diana’s boyfriend*

Adam : Hey everyone!

Diana : Hey Adam, how are you?

Adam : Awesome, sweetie *they kiss*


Everyone else : Wooooooo

Diana : Oh stop

Adam : Oh, please let them be.


Rocko : Hey Adam, Ive heard a lto about you
Adam : Hey, awesome
You are?

Rocko : Rocko, her and Eric’s cousin

Adam : Oh yeah, Ive heard about you

Eric : Yeah , Emily and I are getting hitched in a few months

Adam :* That’s freakin’ awesome!!!!!


Eric : Thanks!


Adam : Youre welcome!

Eric : No problem

Chad : Hey Rocko,* wanna write our names in the ice skating rink?

Adam : You can do that?


Rocko : We used to

Adam :Ah


Rocko : Sure, let’s do it!

*they go do it, while the others are scattered around, Adam and Diana are at a store*

Adam : That’s awesome, hey when they have kids you’re gonna be an aunt

Diana : I am an aunt, you know our older brother Bill?

Adam : Oh yeah, the guy that named his son Luke , and married a girl named Leah

Diana : Yeah! The Star Wars obsessed one

Adam : I know him


Diana : Awesome

Adam : Then I can call you Aunt Diana and ask you to make me cookies
Diana : *jokingly elbows him** Oh stop it


Adam : Hey look Its Jason and Danny! *walks up to them* Wassup buddies? What’s ahppenin


Jason : Hey Adam, how’s it goin?


Adam : Just awesome!


Danny : Adam, what’s up?

Adam : Not much

Diana* : Hey guys


Both : Hey Diana

Adam : You know? Her family’s here with us


Jason : Awesome!

Diana : Yeah, Eric’s getting hitched!


Jason ,Danny : Congratulations! Awesome!!

Diana : Thanks!!

Adam : Ah, this is awesome!!



Jason : Ha! Look someone’s spray painting their name in the skating rink

Diana : Oh that’s my cousin Rocko


Danny : Ah


Adam : Man, Im hungry, wanna go to the food court?


Diana : Sure!

*they all go, then they join a table where Eric, Emily, Rocko, Chad, Shirley, and Rocko’s high school friend, Frank Reston are*

Adam : Hey guys

Eric : Hey, what’s up?

Emily : Who are the partners in crime?

Adam : *laughs* This is Jason* Anderson, and this is Danny Hoffman

Them : Hey

Emily : Hey!


Diana : Rocko, who’s that guy?


Rocko : Oh, this is Frank Reston, my partner in crime, in high school and college, and middle school too, and the last few years of elementary, we’ve known each other a long time


Frank : Yeah, we’ve done lots of crazy stuff together, Rocko may have told you. Ever heard* the story about the students who got chicken feathers and glue on them?

Adam : Yeah, that story’s* hysterical!


Frank : That was us

Adam : AWESOME!!!


Rocko : We also let pigs in the school, put laxatives in the football team’s food, the football team SUCKED at t the time, we wnet to the same high school , we gave them beer one time right before a game, that was hilarious. We let pigsi n the school, went to our first* homecoming dressed as Chippendales, dressed up as women to school once, gave beer to the mascot

Frank : Yeah this one time, we gave an elementary school bus the wrong directions to where thet were going ona* field trip when the bus driver asked, the ended up crashing into a mall ,not this one, and* when they found out, everyone got PISSED!

*all laugh*

· a man about Jason, Adam, Diana and Danny’s age is seen wlaking with a girl, but much taller and beefier*

Adam : Oh crap

Diana : What?


Adam : It’s Cedric


Diana : Ewwww


Jason : What’s he doing here?


Danny : I don’t know!


Diana : There he is with that BITCH Brenda Thompson

Adam : I hate her, what a SASSY attitude

Jason : I know!

Danny : Adam, do your Brenda impression


Adam : OK *snaps finger talks in high voice* Shut up, nitwit! I can date who ever I want, if you cant handle the fact that he looks like freakin’ Frankenstein on steroids, than you don’t know ****, dumbass


*all laugh loud*


Diana : That was awesome!


Adam : Thanks

Brenda *walks over* Makin fun of me over here?

Adam : No we’re not, you ginormous s*******!

*all laugh again*


Brenda : Hmph! Well then! *walks away*


Rocko : Sounds like a complete a-hole

Adam : Yup

Eric :* So, why is she a bitch?


Diana : Well, we used to be friends, but that was until I found out my ex-boyfriend was cheating on me with her!


Adam: See this was before me, she didn’t date Cedric

Emily : *sarcastically* What a taste in men SHE has!


*all laugh*


Adam : Yeah one time, at lunch,, we put laxatives in Cedric’s food and we have him in the class after that, he was farting and with the bathroom for hours!


*all laugh*


Frank : That’s AWESOME!



Adam : Yeah!


*another guy is over heard yelling*


Eric : Oh no

Adam : Who? Your Brenda and Cedric?

Eric : Ha No! Its’ that creepy German guy who we don’t even know that yells all the time , yet he comes to us


Emily : Oh no!* Not Fritz!


Rocko : Yeah it’s Fritz!


Shirley : Holy crap!

Frank : Id like to kick his weinerschnitzel

*all laugh*

*German guy walks over*

German guy : (in subtitles :* Well, hello we meet ere again )
Eric : Hey Fritz

Emily : Oh, hi



Rocko : Hey Fritz..

Adam : Yo yo yo Fritz wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup my brother from a nother mother from Germany* yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*all laugh*
Translator : Hi, Im the translator



Chad : Hey Fitz’s translator


Translator : It’s Rupert

Chad : Ok, hey Rupert


Shirley : Hey Rupert

Fritz : ( in subtitles: You think Im a lunatic? Right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH So hows it going? )



Rupert : You think Im a lunatic? Right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH So hows it going?




Diana : Just fine Fritz *Rupert tells FRitz*


Jason : Hey, Fritz, there’s someone Id like you to meet

Danny : Yeah

Diana : Oh my god! You guys are TERRIBLE!!!!


Eric : Holy crap

Fritz : ( in subtitles : Is it a guy or girl? )

Rupert : Is it a guy or girl?


Adamm : It’s a couple. BRENDA! CEDRIC!

Diana : Oh no you are NOT!!!!! You are SO HORRIBLE, ADAM!!!!

Adam : Heh heh

Brenda : What do you want?


Adam : Brenda, Cedric, this is Fritz and Rupert

Brenda : Eww two gay guys?


Adam : NO!!! Fritz is* German, he only speaks German, and Rupert is the translator

Brenda : Oh, a German and an American who enjoy each other’s weinerschnitzels?

Adam : No *laughs* That was funny, actually, but no

Fritz : ( in subtitles : Helloooo Brenda and Cedric, I reckon you are lovers? )

Rupert : Helloooo Brenda and Cedric, I reckon you are lovers?

Brenda : Yeah we are


Rupert : Ah, well


Fritz : Ah!

‘
Adam : Hey Rupert tell him this *whispers something into his ears , then Rupert whispers in Fritz’s ears in German*


Fritz : ( in subtitles : Brenda, you are a nasty bitch, hwo has a bad taste in men and is a nasty woman )


Brenda : What the ****?


Rupert : : Brenda, you are a nasty bitch, hwo has a bad taste in men and is a nasty woman



Brenda : What did you sya to me ****Z?

The others : oooooh



Fritz : ( in subtitles,* yelling : ITS FRITZ NOT ****Z!!! YOU CEDRIC!! YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON TEROIDS AND I WANAN SACK YOU IN THE BALLS, TWIST THEM AND THEN , THROW YOU AND BRENDA INTO THAT FOUNTAIN! I HARDLY KNOW OYU BUT I DESPISE YOU! )


Rupert : : ITS FRITZ NOT ****Z!!! YOU CEDRIC!! YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON TEROIDS AND I WANAN SACK YOU IN THE BALLS, TWIST THEM AND THEN , THROW YOU AND BRENDA INTO THAT FOUNTAIN! I HARDLY KNOW OYU BUT I DESPISE YOU!



Brenda : Ok POOP-ert, you and your German friend here can stop calling me nasty names, and both you are ass holes, and Fritz, youre actin like a monkey from a tree


Adam : to others, Brenda still telling and xcussing in background as Rupert is telling this top Fritz in German and Fritz’s face is growing redder annd reder as he gets madder BEST FIGHT EVER!!!!

Others : Ditto!!!


Brenda : YOU AND YOUR FOREIGN ASS BETTER QUIT!!! YOU BETTER QUIT YELLIN AND STUFF


Cedric : I wanan twist your balls, DOLPH LUNDGREN!!!!

Adam : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH* That is the BIGGEST SNAP IN THE HISTORY OF SNAPS EVER!!!


Fritz : *finally speaking* English * I MUST BREAK YOU!!


*everyone gasps and OOOOOOOOOOH;s as Fritz and Rupert walk away, so do Brenda and Cedric*



Eric : That was AWESOME!!!


Others : YEAH!!!!

Adam : Yeah

*noise is heard*
Adam : Wow check it out, KARAOKE!

Eric : Awesome!



Rocko : Oh the many thignst hat could happen



Frank : Yeah


Jason : Wanna go sing?


Danny : Let’s do that!


Diana : Yeah!

*they all go down there*


Adam : This guy is singing horribly


Jason : Yeah


*guy stops singing everyone boos*


Adam : Wanna all do it?

The rest : Sure!

*they all go up there, 99 Red Balloons starts playing*


Eric

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got

Emily
Set them free at the break of dawn
'till one by one they were gone
Rocko :
Back at base, sparks in the software
Flash the message "something's out there"

Frank:
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety nine red balloons go by
*tempo goes upbeat as they all start dancing*
Chad :
Ninety nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky

Shirley :
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
Diana :
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye

Adam :
And focusing it on the sky
The ninety nine red balloons go by

Jason :
Ninety nine decisions treat
Ninety nine ministers meet
Danny :
To worry, worry, super scurry

All :
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is on the line
As Ninety nine red balloons go by

Eric:
Ninety nine knights of the air

Emily:
Ride super high-tech jet fighters

Rocko:
Everyone's a super hero
Adam ( as William Shatner ):
Everyone's a Captain Kirk

Frank:
With orders to identify
Shirley :
To clarify and classify
Diana:
Scramble in the summer sky

Jason, Danny :
Ninety nine red balloons go by
All :
As ninety nine red balloons go by

Adam ( as William Shatner this whole vesre)
Ninety nine dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If i could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go


*song ends everyone cheers*


All : Thank you!




Adam : That was AWESOME!!


Jason : Yeah, Great Shatner


Adam : Thanks



*they go back home*



Frank : That was awesome,


Rocko :* Yeah

Dan : Hey guys, how was it?

Eric :* It was awesome
Bill* : Im sure it was

Ed : Yeah, hey Frank


Edna : Oh hey

Frank : Hey Mr, and Mrs, T

Chad : Yeah hey


Laura : So what now?

Emily : I don’t know


Eric : Bill , why did yoa nto go the mall?


Bill : Just didn’t feel like it today maybe I wil lanother time


Eric : You better

Bill : Yeha

Luke: Ill come too!

Adam :Ah

Eric:Yeah


Diana : Oh what should we do now


Jason : I don’t know, hang out


Emily : Yeah

*they all go to separate rooms*


Adam : You know, Eric? I think its awesome you and Emily are getting married

Eric: Thanks, Adam, maybe you’ll be my brother in law some day

Adam : Yeah, Diana’s awesome. I love how we have the same sense of humor

Eric: Yeah, so do I

Adam : So were you a prankster in high school in college?


Eric : Yeah, it was awesome, I did a lot. Yeah I did stuff with my friends Nick, Mitch Dave and john, our girlfriends were Emily and her friends


Adam : Yeah, Jason and Danny’s girlfriends are are freidns of Diana’s too


Eric : Yeah I know


Adam : How about Bill? What’s his story?


Eric: Oh Bill? Ok let me tell you. Bill is a Star Wars and sci fi FREAK. His wife’s name is Leah, just cause it sounds like Leia, and their son is Luke for the same reasohn, they’ve got a dog named Yoda


Adam : Haha, oh that’s hilarious. I like Star Wars too.


Eric: Hey so do I. Not as much as him though. I remember the wedding, her hair was like Princess Leia’s

Adam : Wow, what was he like

Eric: Oh just ina* tux, but the preacher was dressed like Darth Vader, and did an impression too.


Adam : Haha *in Darth Vader voice* You may *breathes* kiss the bride


Eric : *laughs* Exactly

Adam : You know, my cousin had two girlfriends, one he married, the other one..

Eric: What happened?

Adam : She just didn’t see anything in him

Eric: She was blind?

*both laugh*

Adam : No

*doorbell rings*

Eric: Who’s that? *opens door* HEEY!!!


Dave : Hey, it’s the future groom!

Matt : Yeah

John : Hey everyone!

Nick: Hey

Adam : Hey guys

Dave : Hey, Adam right?

Adam : Yeah


*in other room*


Bill : So the best movie of all time is The Empire Strikes Back. I always wanted to be a storm trooper, I mean I was one for Halloween, but I actually wanna be one

Leah : Thatd be cool


Bill : Yeah


*music plays, OMC’s “How Bizarre”*

Eric : Oh man, I haven’t heard this in aforever

Dave : It’s awesome, man


Mitch: Catchiest song ever

Nick; Remember we used to annoy that girl with this song?


Eric: Oh yeah

Adam : Someone didn’t like the song?


Eric : Not after we teased her with it. There was this girl in oen of our classes named* Christina , forget her last name, but whenevr she got quiet and couldn’t think of anything the say, we snag this song to annoy her haha


Dave : How bizarre, how bizarre


All : Everytime I look around, it’s in my face


Emily: *walks in* Wow I have heard this song in what? 30 years>


Dave : Maybe


Mitch : Yeah

Eric: But the best song of all time ism, drum roll *they make drum roll noises*

All except Adam and Emily : PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY!!!!


Eric: oh Man, Its* AWESOME


Emily: I know

Dave : All the girls say Im pretty fly for a white guy


Mitch : Iam pretty fly for a white guy!


Eric: The fly that’s open on Nick’s pants?


Nick: Oops!!


Eric: Eww put that thing away!


Dave : Oh noooooooooooooooooo!


Mitch: Just walk that situation off

Nick: Yeah, I will

Eric: How bizarre, how bizarre

Adam : Everytime I look around its in…


Eric: My PANTS?

*all laugh, still poking fun at Nick*

Emily :Yeah

Dave: Yeah, I think the missiles are positioned the wrong way


Mitch: Haha, NO PEEKING!

*all laugh*

Adam : Oh this is fun


Diana : Hey Adam, hwo is it? Oh hey guys?


Dave :: Hey Diana

Adam : Just great


Jason: Holy crap, OMC?

Adam : Yeah

Danny : Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights!


*all laugh*

Nick : All fixed

Adam : Wow


Eric: Yeah

Eric: Remember when we saw The Offspring? That was awesome


Dave : Yeah, we stood up and jumped the entire time they did Pretty Fly For a White Guy

Mitch:* I swear that song has every element a song needs. Good beat, good lyrics and ROCK N ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!


Nick: Yeeeeeeeeeah!



Eric : Yeah


Dave : Alright, we gotta go now, see ya!

Eric: Alright!!

Adam : Those guys are awesome

Eric : Yeah, hey we’re having a big family dinner tonight

Adam : Really? Awesome

Eric : Yeah, I dotn know if you wanna be there though

Adam : Maybe not

Eric : Yeah’

*latere that night*

Laura: Eric, Diana, Bill, Emily, guess what?

Eric : What?

Dan : Charlie Benson’s coming over for dinner

Eric : *laughs* Ha are you SERIOUS?

Laura : Yeah I know. What you mean but come on

Diana : He’s cool

Eric: Yeah, but still, with Emily’s parents around

Emily : What’s he like?

Bill : Oh no, really?

Dan : Yeah

Eric: OH MY GAWD THIS FOOD IS FABULOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS

*all laugh*

doorbell rings*

Laura: Oh that’s him

*opens door*

Hey Charlie!

Charlie : OH my gawd, I swear this isl ike so totally awesome

Dan : Yeah


Eric : Hey Charlie

Charlie: Oh my gawd, you and Emily are getting married, CONGRATULATIONS!

Emily: Thanks

Charlie : Oh my god, like I totally am ready for dinner

Eric : Yeah right

Diana : Eric,* where’s Adam?

Eric: He went home, didn’t know?

Diana : Oh yeah, right!

Eric: Yeah

Bill : This is interesting

Emmily : Yeah


Charlie :* So, Laura what are you cooking?


Laura: Oh, we’re having burgers

Charlie : EXCELLEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT Oh I wanna sing!!! “Tuuuuuuuuurrrrrn the beeeat aroooooooooooooooounnnnnnnnnnd ”

Eric : Not already!

Diana : I know

*doorbell rings again, Don and Fran Pearson*

Don : Hey everyone

Fran : Hey


Charlie: Hey, Im Charlie


Don : Hi

Fran : Hi, we’re Emily’s parents

Charlie : OOOOOH MY GAWWWWDD

Don : What?

Charlie : Oh nothing I randomly say that all that time

Fran : Well we all do

Emily: Hey Mom, Dad

Fran and Don : Hey!

*later that night at the table*

Charlie : I wanna tell you a* story about this guy at my work

Eric : Oh no

Charlie : Yeah, the other day he yelled at me cause I was playing Celine Dion too loud

Eric : I would’ve yelled too

Charlie : See what I mean?

Eric: Celine Dion sucks lollipops

Diana : Old, rotten ones

Don : So, how’s it going , Emily?

Emily : Fine

Eric : This is great, evryone’s here, we got burgers, its awesome


Charlie: So when’s the wedding?

Emily : In a few months

Charlie : Can I come?

Eric: Yeah, but not as a* bridesmaid

*all laugh*
Charlei: Anything before hand?

Eric : Yes, arm

*all laugh*

Seriously, don’t know yet

Charlie : Ok


Laura : Charlie* how’s work?

Charlie : Splendid

Dan : Awesome

Diana : So, I heard you had an announcement to make

Charlie : YEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHH I got hired as a coach

Eric: Of what? Ballet?

Charlie : No, I dotn know yet, but its at Steelwood High

Eric: STEELWOOD?!?!?!?! OUR RIVAL?

Charlie : The job had already been taken at* Sugarville High

Eric: Wow


Diana : You’re be a coach for the Steelwood Sharks

Eric* : aka the Steelwood ****stompers

Charlie : Yeah, well


Eric They suck

Charlie : They do?


Eric: Worst team ive ever seen

Diana : No, nto yet Cedric’s making our team worse almost

Eric: Oh him? Blech

Diana : Yeah

Charlie : Well, Ill see what I can do

Eric: Don’t make us look bad

Charlie : I wont

Eric: Awesome

Bill : Charlie;’ swhat your favorite song?


Charlie : “Heat of the Moment”

Eric : Holy crap

Diana : Oh no

Charlie : *singing* I NEVER MEANT BE SO BAD TO YOU

Eric : We know it!

Bill : Yeah

Charlie: This food is fabulous

Laura : Thank you!

Dan : Thank you!

Charlie : You’re welcome

Don : This sure is quiet


Fran : Yeah

Eric : Tomorrow will be an awesome day, because! It will be the day that we plan the big party, not the bachelor ones, just the pre-ones, band and everything


Everyone : Alright!

*The next day*
Eric: So about this party, what should we do

Frank : It will be an awesome party

Rocko ; Sure will!


Eric: We’ll invite ,friends, family, pets, etc.

Emily : We need some entertainment

Rocko : I could do some

Eric : Nah, we know what happened at Cousin Amanda’s wedding

Rocko: Come on, I killed!

Eric : Bill, Diana and some others of us liked it, but some people walked out in the middle of it


Rocko : Yeah,so?


Eric : Ok, how about Matt? That guy would have a whole room laughing their asses off

Emily : You’re right! He;d be great


Eric : Yeah, Ill ask him, this will be awesome

Rocko : Yeah, it;d be great


Frank : What about a band?


Rocko: You’re right, we need a band

Eric : Yeah

Emily : Yeah , you guys could hold auditions

Diana : Thatd be awesome

Eric : Yeah!

Rocko : We’ll hold iti n the gym!


Frank : Yeah PARTYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Eric : Hey Frank, gonna say Soul Patrol next?

Frank : No

Eric : Ok

*next day, they hold auditions, Eric, Rocko, Frank, Matt and Adam are there judging*

Eric : Ok, I brought in someone to help judge us, come on in!


*then enters….*

Rocko: Simon Cowell?

Simon : Yeah, it’s me

Eric : Lwt’s go


Eric : Our first auditioner is….Carl Hensley Carl?


Carl : Yes

Rocko : How old are you?

Carl : 60, but I like singing at my family’s wedding randomly when Ive had little much

Frank : O…k go ahead

Matt : What are you gonna sing?

Carl : Theyre Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa!

Adam : Alright, then go ahead

Carl : Remember when you ran away and I and got on my knees and begged you not to leave* because Id go berserk

Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And, they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
…..*stops*


Eric : Ok ok first off, what the heck?

Carl : You didn’t like it?

Rocko : No, I don’t mind that song, but that’s just too wacky, not what we’re looking for

Frank : We’re* not looking for people who sings 60s novelty songs while drunk at family weddings
Carl : I don’t always sing thos,e I just felt like it today, I wanan bet hew 60 year old William Hung

Matt : Well, you are

Carl : Great

Adam : In a bad way, Simon?

Simon : That was quite possibly the most ridiculous audition Ive ever seen that wasn’t on American Idol, theyre having a party and they want a band, with a* good singer, not that

Carl : How would do describe that?

Simon : That was like you just came from an isnane asylum and came here, it was really BAD

*Carl walks out*
Eric : NEXT!

*guy laughing*
Eric ; oh no, Charlie?

Tom : NO, its Tom, im 26 and I want to peform at the party with a band

Eric : Go ahead

Rtom : MOVE YOURSELF, you always lived your life, never thinking of the future, prove yourself, you are the move you make, take your chances* win See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way

Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than the owner of a broken heart
OWNER OF A LONELY HEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Eric : What the heck was that? That’s a godo song ,but that was the worst rendition

Rocko : I was alive when that came out , well I mean I was teenager, and I love it, but that was just horrible

Frank : You sound like a girl, almost, you’re the worst
Matt : That was just about as good as getting a massage from your grandma after she got all sweaty
*al laugh and go Oooooooooooh*
I mean, it was HORRIBLE

Adam : Where’s that Carl guy* by the way? He was better than you, wait actually…
Simon : That was hideous. That was like something youd expect at a karaoke bar, some guy in the restraunt just decides go up and try to be good, you cnat try to be good. It didn’t have the wow factor, by the way who told you you were a good singer?

Tom : Everyone I know, oh andm* yco –workers

Simon : Get new co workers and a new everyone you know

*all laugh Tom leaves*

*just then a rock band, with a bald lead singer walsk in, there’s a guitarist, a bass player, a drummer and a keyboardist*

Eric : Wow, an actual band

The singer : Yeah

Rocko: Whats your name?

Singer : Im* Adam* Rocko, itsm y stage name, my actual name is Adam* Larson


Adam: Cool,Im Adam too

Adam: Ah

Frank: So what will you guys be singing, and whatst he band name


Joey :Urban Rainforest!!!

Mitch : Cool, go ahead do your stuff

Adam : Ok,* we’re gonna do* Shimmer b yFuel;

Adam : love that song, go ahead

*band starts playing*

Adam : *singing*
She calls me from the cold
Just when I was low, feeling short of stable
And all that she intends
And all she keeps inside, isn't on the label
She says she's ashamed
And she can take me for a while
And can I be a friend, we'll forget the past
But maybe I'm not able
And I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again

*during this Eric, Rocko, Frank, Mitch, Adam and Simon starts rockin to the song*


*then the upbeat ROCK YER BVUTT OFF* part comes on*

She dreams a champagne dream
Strawberry surprise, pink linen and white paper
Lavender and cream
Fields of butterflies, reality escapes her
She says that love is for fools that fall behind
And I'm somewhere in between
I never really know
A killer from a savior
'Til I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
It's too far away for me to hold
It's too far away....
Guess I'll let it go

*song ends., the rest CHEER*

Eric : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq! Now THAT is what I call a band THAT was AMAZING beyond words,* THAT’s what we need! THAT’S IT RIGHT THERE!!!

Rocko: UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST!

Frank : That was beyond awesome, that sdouns like a song* to get drunk to a party that was AWESOME!!!!


Matt : If I had a lighter, I would’ve flicked it and waved it, AWESOME!!!!

Adam : Simply AWESOME, AWEOSME, AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME,AWESOME,AWESOME,AWESOME, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!


Simon : Best yet by far

Eric : YOU’RE PERFORMING AT THE PARTY!!!!!


Urban Rainforest: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


*after that day at home*
Eric : Man, that band was awesome!!! Find their number!

Rocko: Alright!


Emily : Who’s the band?

Eric: Urban Rainforest

Emiyl: Ewwwww is that some easy listening* soft rock band rhat everyone will hate?

Rocko: No, itheyre this hard rock/metal type band, theyre really awesome


Emily: Ah

Frank Maybe they should hcnage their name , that name doesn’t sound metal

Diana : Yeah, Urban Rainforest sounds like the name of some…shampoo or fragrance
Eric: Yeah it does

Emily : Find their* number


Eric : Yeah . I guess I have to think of some names

Diana :I bet they were awesome, though

Eric : They were!

Bill: Suggest the name Starship Enterprise!

Eric : No, Bill, thatll make them look like the second coming of Devo

Rock o: I like Whip It


Eric : So do I, but you know what I meant

Chad : Yeah, I cant wait!


Rocko: Me neither!

Frank : Yeah those guys rock

*Eric dials phone number*


*Adam Larson picks up phone*

Adam : Hey

Eric ; Hey, ist Eric the guy form the audition

Adam : Oh yeah! You!* So yeah, what do you need?

Eric : Umm ,m y soon to be wife

Adam : So that’s what this is for? Awesome! Congrats!

Eric : Yeah, the patry before the bachelor and bachelorette parties

Adam : Ah

Eric : Yeah, well she though your band name sounded too much like an easy listening soft rock band everyone will hate

Adam :Yeah , we were always kinda iffy on that name, it doesn’t even fit us, oen of the band members’ gay co-workers thought it up

Eric : Sounds like it, so how about a new name

Adam : Yeah , like what?


Eric : The Pistols?

Adam : Sounds great, any other ideas?

*in the background* Bill; STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!!!!!


Adam : Huh?

Eric : Nevermind, my geeky OLDER brother whos in his 30s wanst the new name to* be Starship Enterprise

Adam : Doesn’t sound bad, but yeah too geeky


Eric : So The Pistols?

Adam : Yeah!!! Sounds great!


Eric “ Alright! Bye


Adam : Bye


*they both hnag up phones*

Eric : THE PISTOLS IS IT!!!!

Emily : Alright, MUCH COOLER NAME!

Eric: Yeah!
Diana : Alright!

Eric : Yeah

Adam: Let’s go to a restraunt

Eric: Yeah!

*Eric, Emily, Adam, Diana, Rocko, Chad and Frank are at a restraunt*

Eric : Alright, I love this place

Emily : Yeah


Waitress: Hi, my name is Lacey how are you?

Eric : Great

Lacey: What* drink would you like to order?

Eric : Oh Ill have a DR. Pepper

Emily : Me too

Adam : Ill have root beer

Diana: Ill have Coke

Frank: Ill have some Budweiser

Rocko: I second that

Chad: Ill third that

Lacey : Ok, two Dr. Peppers, one root beer, one coke, three Budweiser


All : Yup!

Lacey: Okay!


Eric: Ah that sounds fun

Emily : Yeah, I haven’t been here in ages

Rocko: I remember the first time we came here

Adam :* How long has this place been open?

Diana : I don’t know

Emily : I don’t know either, I think maybe over 40 years

Eric: Yeah cause they’ve remodeled it a couple times I know

Rocko: Yeah its great

Frank : This place, Mosnter Lounge, is awesome

Adam : Yeah its the hangout

Diana : Sure is

Little Kid : MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do* you get usch a bog cup a get these little ones?

Mom: Cause youre a young boy

Little Kid; Im 10!!!!* Ima* double digit age!!! I should be allowed to have big glasses* not little ones

Eric : Why is he whining about his cup?


Emily : I don’t know

*waiter comes in*
Waiter: Hey Im Dan Reston….HEY GUYS!!!


Frank: Hey Dan. What’s up?


Dan : Not much

Eric: You’re a waiter here now

Dan : Yeah I am

Eric; Cool

Dan : Its not the only place Ive worked though

Eric: Really? Where else

Dan : Oh I worked at this electronics store once* called Electronic Town

Emily : Ive been here it’s cool


Dan : Yeah I got fired

Rocko: Why?

Dan : Cause this customer was being an idiot, she was like “Oh umm is a DVd like a CD with a movie on it? Like is that a TV , like is it like, ya know like, whats this right here is it like a TV? That box that shows things” I was like “YES YOU DUMBASS. NW GET OUT OF MY STORE”, then the girl complained to m yboss and I get fire,d all cause some CHICK WAS BEING A DUMBASS

Frank : Ha well, that’s too bad

Dan : Then I worked at ANOTHER electronics store I was* there for a while it was called Electronics Ahoy I think

Eric: It was run by PIRATES?

Dan : laughs No, that was just the name


Eric : Ah I see what happened?


Dan : Oh I loved it, I just decided to work here when Murph gave me the job here?


Frank : Wait,MURPH?


Diana: Oh, MURPH

Adam : You guys know Murph?

Eric: Yeah


Rocko: Hell yeah! He’s was our other buddy in high school and college, well we had lots but we wree the three troublemakers, me Frank and him, and Chad, so 4.


Chad: Yeah

Dan : Want me to bring him here?

All : Yeah!


*Murph walks out, hes aboyt 6’5 very tall, *

Murph: Hey guys, how are ya>?


Rocko: Awesome!

Frank* You work here?


Murph: Im the manager


Rocko: Wow

Eric: Wow the manager at Monster Louge
that’s great

Murph: I hired and kept Dan cause he said I was the only one who could put up with his hsit that he kneew, besides his manager at Electronics Ahoy!

Adam: Awesome, that’s great

Dan : Wait, you guys wanna order

Murph: Ok, take their orders, come back. Have them cook, and you sure the food, we dotn need Roger to serve them the food.


Dan : Why not?


Murph: Are you kidding me, you think I want a 30 year old guy who collects comic books has a lot of pimples, has red hair and has never had sex serving these guys? COME ON!

Dan : Oh yeah, whyd you hire him in the first place

Murph: I don’t know, he said he was looking for a job, I hired him , he’s nice but he’s a little kooky


Dan : So? We’ve all had a lot of kooky things

Murph: Sure, like Frank for example

Frank: Oh geez….


Dan : Are you trying to tell me aobut the time he picked up that Asain prositute only to find out it was* a man?


Frank : he was hot as a woman!

Murph: Yeah, but as a man he was ugly as sin

Frank : Oh right


Murph : So yeah, take their orders

Murph: Don’t even ask about that night we got drunk in Germany, THAT was…ugghhh


Dan : Anyways, what do you guys want?

Eric: Ill have a burger, everything on it


Emily: Ill have a burger too

Adam : Ill have oooh these chicken wings look really good

Dan : Theyre awesome

Adam : Alright!


Diana : Ill have some of this chicken sald


Dan : Ok and I know what you guys want

Rocko, Frank and Chad:* RIIIIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! BBQ!


Dan : Yup! Ok

*goes back*


Dan : Got them


Murph: Rocko, Frank and Chad ordred ribs right?

Dan : Yeah


Murph: Hey Roger!


Roger : Yes sir!


Murph: Do you have that bigger cup for that 10 year old yet?


Roger: Yeah

Murph: Don’t break it!!!


Roger : Ok

Murph: Just wait, youll hear a breaking sound

Dan : Yeah


*breaking sound is heard as kid strats whining*


Murph: CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! *him and Dan hi-five*




Eric: That must be Roger


Emily : Yeah

Eric : I cnat wait for the party


Emily : I know!


Adam : We should get waiters and stuff

Eric: Roger can wait the kids; table


*all laugh*

Frank: We should get Dan and Murph there, maybe

Rocko: We will


Eric: Matt will be awesome

Adam : The Steins have some comedic genes, good ones

Diana: Matt is your brother??!?!?!?


Adam : Yup he is

Diana : I never knew that


‘Adam : Yeah Ive known Eric for a long time

Eric : Oh yeah, Ive known all those guys forever

Adam : Yeah

Eric: Cool, a jukebox

Emily : Play Pretty Fly For a White Guy

Eric ;YESS!!!!! I will if its on there

*goes up to jukebox and picks the song, then comes back*


Eric: I also picked How Bizarre


Emily: Awesome


Adam : Are those songs really your top two?

Eric: Well, definetly Pretty Fly For a White Guy first,m How Bizarre is in the top 10


Rocko: Cool


Adam : Rocko, Frank, chad whats you guys and Murph’s favorite song?

Rocko: Maybe Pour Some Sugar On Me

Frank: YEAH!!!

Chad: Definitely that, or Rock of Ages, or Renegade

Rocko: I will say this “Renegade” is an underrated classic Styx song,. Very popular, but no Mr. Roboto



Frank : Yeah Renegade is AWESOME

Adam: I like that one too!


Eric: Awesome, I was afraid youd say something like , I don’t know,Afternoon Delight


Frank: That one’s good when you’re drunk


Chad: Yeah

Rocko: Keep in mind we were teens during the 80s and in college too

Chad: Oh yeah and Wanted dead or Alive

Them:YES!!!!

Rocko: Yeah, Bon Jovi,GREAT song

Eric: I like that one too
Chad: and also “Baby Got Back” is a CLASSIC

Rocko: One of the great tunes of the 20th century

Frank: Sure as hell is!

Adam : I have a lot of favorite songs, but Ill have to mine is Boulevard of Broken Dreams


Diana: Another great one!


Eric: You what I wanna do? Have The Offspring play at the wedding?

Adam : You mean you wanna Pretty Fly For a White Guy play while everyone you know dancing at the reception

Eric: Yes, it will be awesome

Emily: We’ll see about that

Diana : I wanna have Boulevard of Broken Dreams at the wedding

Adam : Me too, or the Hawaii Five O theme

Rocko: Thatd be hilarious

Frank : Yeah, I remember you had Pour Some Sugar On Me at your wedding, I, of* course had Hungry Like the Wolf

Chad: Yeah, Murph had a western themed wedding and had Wanted Dead Or Alive, I had Baby Got Back


Eric: Oh yeah I remember

Rocko: Remember Cousin Amanda’s wedding?


Chad: Oh yeah, everyone hated you

Eric: Except a few yeah

Diana : They* all liked it until you started telling that one story about her

Rocko: You mean that “opposite of The Crying Game” story


Chad: Yeah that was HILARIOUS

Eric: Yeah the dude was* lady!!

Diana: Yeah, the penis was a sock with baseballs and tennis balls in it

Adam : Are you ****ing serious?

Diana : Yeah

Adam : HA!

Rocko: They ALMOST had sex

Chad: Yeah, didn’t they divorce after that?

Rocko: No, the husband knew, theyre still together

Frank: Cool, yeah I was there I think

*Dan walks over with food and gives it to them, and the drinks*
Dan : There ya go!


All: Thanks!


Rocko: Wanna know the story?

Eric: I vaguely remember it, so yeah

Adam : Im anxious it sound so great I just HAVE to know.

Rocko: Ok, Chad wanna help?

Chad: Sure

Rocko: Ok so, our sister, Amanda, whos a bit older than us, once had this date in high school, she didn’t know the guy really or the “guy”, and they wnet to a restraunt had fun and stuff. Then they went back to her house, and she wanted to have sex

Chad: He didn’t want to, and she thought he was a dork.

Rocko: Yeah and so then they got in the bed., the guy was too afraid to take his pants off, then Amanda noticed he didn’t have an erection yet


Chad: Yeah, so she wondered for a while, just to let on the suspense, then after a while

Rocko: The guy finally pulls down his pants and….IT’S A SOCK WITH TENNIS AND BASEBALLS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*all laugh*

Eric: NOW I remember

Adam : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So what was the reaction?’


Rocko: Amanda, SCREAMS* loudly, then the next day after out parents asked how it went, she told them, they freaked out. It was HILARIOUS, she liked this guy then finds out it’s a LADY The opposite of The Crying Game


Adam* : Thatd be hilarious if it happened before that movie even came out

Rocko: Couple years before

Chad: Yeah, and hwne the movie came out, we kept teasing her saying”THEY MADE A MOVIE PARTIALLY BASED ON THAT ONE DATE YOU HAD”

*al llaugh*



Eric: Oh, yeah whens the day when Dad makes us go to that golf course?

Rocko: Oh, in a few days


Diana: Ugh why do we always have to go?


Eric: I don’t know, but I know you used to want to go there just to see the greenskeeper


Adam : Really?


Diana : Yeah

Adam : Ha

Diana: He IS cute

Adam : Oh yeah sure, no just kidding iM sure he’s nice

Eric: He is!

Rocko: Yeah , it should be fun


*cell phone rings*

Eric: That’s me , *picks it up* Hey!

Matt: Dude, I gotta tell you about what happened last night while I was delivering a pizza

Eric: What? Oh wait ,* Emily, Diana, Adam, Rocko and Chad are here too, want me to put* you on speaker phone? We’re at Monster Burger


Matt: AWESOME, ok go ahead!


Eric: Ok *does so*


Matt : OK, you guys listening? Oh and turn down the volume a bit, or is it really loud in there? WAIT is that OMC I hear?


Eric: Yeah!



Matt: Alright!* It sounds loud enough to where no one can hear me. Ok so Im delivering this pizza, a cheese filled, pepperoni pizza,had some sausage and stuff really good. So Im delivering** this pizza to a couple, I ring the doorbell. I ring it a few times. A guy answeres with his pants half down, and his wife is not the couch half nude and yeah* I delivered pizza to couple that was GETTING.IT ON.

The rest: *laugh* Oh man!

Matt: I know!

Eric: Did you tell the others

Matt: Of course!

Eric: But wait why were you delivering pizza?

Matt: Ehh I felt like it

Eric: Ah

Matt; Alright,bye guys!


Eric: Bye! *hangs up*


*later that day*


Laura: Dan, Charlie Benson’s coming tonight again

Dan : Ok,Ill leave your Celine Dion CDs

*both laugh*


Eric: Wait, why’s he coming?



Laura: Cause he wants to?


Dan : He wanted to go to your audition thing?


Emily: WHAT? We already have the entertainment


Laura: I know, honey I tried at him

Eric: Coudla just yelled at him* and told him to stay the hell away form our plans!

Laura* : I couldn’t do that


Eric: Ok fine, as long as that’s not the only thing he does

Diana : Better not be

Bill: Yeah


Eric: Isi it just gonna be us and him tonight?


Dan : Yeah

Eric: OK then

Rocko: Charlie Benson woop dee doo

Chad: Yeah. Really


*doorbell rings*

Eric: Here goes


Charlie: Hey everyone!



Everyone: Hey!



Charlie: Howd the audition thing go?


Eric: Awesome! We got ourselves a band and a comedian! And all the other bands/singer were really bad so yeah




Emily: Yup


Laura: Why don’t we go in here?


Charlie: That’s great!


Eric: Yeah, so umm hows the coaching going?


Charlie: Oh its just great , everyone is great.


Emily: Good


Rocko: So I hear you wanted to audition?

Chad: Yeah


Charlie: I did, bu tI didn’t want to, so I sent my younger brother Tom there….


Eric : THAT was your brother? Tell him how horrible he is!


Charlie: I don’t have to,I tried talking him out of it, but he kept his deicison anwyays, uhh JERK!!!!!! See, IM metro ok? He actually is gay so yeah


Eric: Ah, I see,well I see we think alike on this subject!


Charlie: Yep!

Dan : Well, now we know, what did you want to do?


Charlie: Sing of course


Eric: Go ahead, we don’t care



Charlie: LET ME TURN ON MY MUISC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*turns it on Super Freak plays*
*sings* She’s a very kinky giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl, the kind you dotn take home to muthaaaaaaaa,she will nevah letcha spirits dooooooooooooooooooown once ya get her off the street, ow girl, she lieks theb osy in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaand,she says that Im her all time favoriiiiiiite, when I make my move to her itst he right tiiiiiiiime shes never hard to pleeeeeeease, that girl is really wiiiiiiiiiiiiild now The girls a super freak, I really like to taste heeeeeeeeeeer every time we meet, shes alright, shes alright, the girls alriiiiiiiight with me, shes a super freak, super freak shes super freakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy yeah


*he continues as the others are kind of enjoying it, but also have weird looks on their faces, they start dancing a bit, but not much, they are halfd enjoying, half weirded out by this. He is doing weird dance moves too, the blinds are open so people can see him , but know one knows, they are also sort of singing along, Charlie is getting WAY to into it and takes his shirt off to show his tank top under it,and is singing,loudly,the song ends*



Charlie: How was that?


*everyone has weird/horrified looks in their faces*

Ill just…go in here

*goes in kitchen*



*everyone applauds, not cause they enjoyed it, but because Charlie was out their sight for a minute*


Dan : That was almost as bad as* the time we went to* see Gigli


Laura: I agree

CHARLIE, PUT YOUR SHIRT ON!



Charlie: Oh yeah , thanks *puts it on*



Eric: Man that was bad


Rocko : How bad? James Blunt bad or REO Speedwagon bad?

Eric : James Blunt


Chad: DAMN!

Eric: I know, at least we have The Pistols


Rocko : Yeah

Eric:* I guess this means dinner’s about ready? Cause I don’t want another hour of* Charlie and the Fruit Factory dancing to Funk’s Greatest Hits

Chad: Ha ha! Yeah

Charlie: How was it?

Dan: Excuse me while I try to puke



Ok thats it...FOR NOW