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03-13-2007, 12:50 PM
TV Land May 2007 --
Regular schedule changes:
Effective Monday, April 30, 2007:
What's back: What's Happening Now, All in the Family and Cosby Show
Weekdays
6:00AM Gunsmoke (Mon); Star Trek (Tues-Fri)
7:00AM What's Happening Now!! (1985 series)
7:30AM Sanford & Son
8:00AM All in the Family
8:30AM The Jeffersons
9:00AM Bonanza
10:00AM Gunsmoke (Mon); Green Acres (Tues-Fri)
10:30AM Gunsmoke cont. (Mon); Green Acres (Tues-Fri)
11:00AM I Love Lucy
11:30AM I Love Lucy
12:00PM Leave it to Beaver
12:30PM The Munsters
1:00PM The Munsters
1:30PM The Addams Family
2:00PM Bonanza
3:00PM Leave it to Beaver
3:30PM The Addams Family
4:00PM The Munsters
4:30PM The Munsters
5:00PM The Andy Griffith Show
5:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
6:00PM Little House on the Prairie
7:00PM The Andy Griffith Show
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
Everynight
8:00PM Good Times (Mon-Thurs); Andy Griffith (Fri-Sun)
8:30PM Good Times (Mon-Thurs); Andy Griffith (Fri-Sun)
9:00PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); Good Times (Fri-Sun)
9:30PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); Good Times (Fri-Sun)
10:00PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
10:30PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
11:00PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
11:30PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
12:00AM Three's Company
12:30AM Three's Company
1:00AM Good Times
1:30AM Good Times
2:00AM The Cosby Show
2:30AM The Cosby Show
3:00AM Three's Company
3:30AM Three's Company
4:00AM Sanford & Son
4:30AM Sanford & Son
5:00AM Star Trek (Mon-Thurs); Andy Griffith (Fri-Sun)
Weekends
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM Gunsmoke
8:00AM Green Acres
8:30AM The Addams Family
9:00AM Leave it to Beaver
9:30AM Leave it to Beaver
10:00AM I Love Lucy
10:30AM I Love Lucy
11:00AM I Love Lucy
11:30AM I Love Lucy
12:00PM Bonanza
1:00PM Bonanza
2:00PM Bonanza
3:00PM Bonanza
4:00PM Gunsmoke
5:00PM Gunsmoke
6:00PM Gunsmoke
7:00PM Gunsmoke
Specials & Marathons
- Sitdown Comedy Encores
Wednesdays at 10 p.m.
Encore Episodes:
Wednesday, May 2: #9 "Robin Williams"
Wednesday, May 9: #8 "Jon Stewart"
Wednesday, May 16: #12 "Ray Romano"
Wednesday, May 23: #11 "Garry Shandling"
Wednesday, May 28: #10 "Roseanne"
- Friday Nite Movies
Every Friday starting at 10pm e/p
TV Land Friday Movies continue in May!
We all know them and we all love them. We have all seen these movies so many times we can quote entire scenes verbatim…yet we still watch them whenever they’re on. These classic movies are back for nostalgic enjoyment this spring on TV Land.
Friday, May 4 10pm-12am
National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
The Griswold family, father Clark (Chevy Chase), wife Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo), daughter Audrey (Dana Barron) and son Rusty (Anthony Michael Hall), set out in high spirit to spend their vacation driving cross-country from Chicago to a glorious climax in Walley World on the West Coast. The trip which Clark planned down to the minute, slowly loses its smoothness from the moment the first grain of sand gets in. A meeting with constantly-in-debt, simple-minded cousin Eddie results in the Griswold family giving cantankerous aunt Edna a lift to Phoenix. Of course, the Griswold’s receive one strike of bad luck after another, and when they finally arrive at Walley World, they have to find out that the park is closed for maintenance. But Clark promised his beloved family the best vacation ever.
Encores: Friday 4am, Saturday 12pm & 11pm; Wednesday 6pm; and Thursday 12pm.
Friday, May 11 10pm-12am
Soapdish (1991)
Celeste Talbert has been the queen of the soaps for over two decades. Montana Moorehead needs to get her out of her way before she can move on and begins her program to get her to leave. She hires an old boyfriend of Celeste to be on the show and has Celeste become a murderer in the script, but each attempt has unforseen consequences.
Encores: Saturday 12pm & 11pm; Wednesday 6pm; and Thursday 12pm.
Friday, May 18 10pm-12:30am
Punchline
Steven Gold is a stand-up comedian who is flat broke and has recently dropped out of medical school. He and several others work regularly at the Gas Station, a New York comedy club. The wages are lousy and everybody hopes for the big break. Lilah Krytsick is housewife with an ambition to be a stand-up comedian, however she doesnt seem to have the talent. Steven takes her under his wings and teaches her the art of comedy and humour. But when a TV station arranges a comedy evening at the club, Steve sees his opportunity for fame and stardom. Their friendship seems quickly forgotten and now it's every man and woman for him- or herself!
Encores: Saturday 12:30pm; Wednesday 6pm; and Thursday 2pm.
Friday, May 25 10pm-12am
National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
The Griswold family, father Clark (Chevy Chase), wife Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo), daughter Audrey (Dana Barron) and son Rusty (Anthony Michael Hall), set out in high spirit to spend their vacation driving cross-country from Chicago to a glorious climax in Walley World on the West Coast. The trip which Clark planned down to the minute, slowly loses its smoothness from the moment the first grain of sand gets in. A meeting with constantly-in-debt, simple-minded cousin Eddie results in the Griswold family giving cantankerous aunt Edna a lift to Phoenix. Of course, the Griswold’s receive one strike of bad luck after another, and when they finally arrive at Walley World, they have to find out that the park is closed for maintenance. But Clark promised his beloved family the best vacation ever.
Encores: Saturday 8pm; Sunday 11:59pm; Monday 6pm.
(MASH airs 11pm-1am due to being pre-empted Saturday at 9; MASH airs 11p-12a due to being pre-empted 11:59p Sun)
-Mother's Marathon
Thursday, May 10 from 8 to 11 p.m. ET/PT
Encores on Mother's Day (Sunday, May 13) from 8 to 11 p.m. ET/PT
(M*A*S*H follows at 11p-12a both times)
Who’s there when you skin your knee, need help with your homework, or slaving over a hot stove so you can have your favorite meal … your mother of course! Also,. don’t miss Top Ten TV Moms on Wednesday, May 9 at 1:30pm, where you’ll be able to countdown, and find out who the best TV moms really are, along with episodes where moms are #1!
8p Andy Griffith #184 – A Baby In The House
Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.
8:30p Leave it to Beaver #91 – June’s Birthday
Beaver went to the store and brought his mother the most atrocious print blouse anyone had ever seen, but Beaver and Larry thought it looked really nice. June is trapped when Beaver asks her to wear it to the Mothers Club tea the following day because she thinks it is really ugly.
9p Sanford & Son #121 – Aunt Esther Has A Baby
Esther has been trying to adopt a baby for quite some time and finally gets an appointment with the adoption agency.
9:30p Sanford & Son #122 – Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
Fred and Lamont become peacemakers when Esther finds that her newly adopted son doesn't believe in God and kicks him out of the house.
10p Good Times #14 – Florida Flips
Florida's strange behavior has the family and Willona wondering what's wrong with her. Michael thinks she's beginning menopause while Willona believes she's fed up with the boredom that comes with being a housewife.
10:30p Good Times #72 – Florida’s Night Out
The kids feel Florida has been spending too much time alone and they decide to cancel their plans and spend an evening with her. But Florida surprises them all and goes out with Willona. Willona takes her to a local night spot where they have an exciting evening.
- M*A*S*H Mail Call
Saturday, May 20 and Sunday, May 21
9:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. both nights ET/PT
The members of 4077 maintained contact with the outside world through letters – some good, some bad, but all funny! Each episode, one of the characters will write a letter to their loved one and becomes the narrator of the episode.
Saturday, May 20
9p #12 – Dear Dad
Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa, to help a wounded soldier.
9:30p #18 – Dear Dad, Again
Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar cheats on his final exam from the High School diploma company; Margaret rejects Franks advances and he gets drunk late into the night; the camp have a no talent night.
10p #33 – Dear Dad, Three
Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughters birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.
10:30p #60 – A Full Rich Day
Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc, and of a gun-happy officer.
11p #80 – Dear Mildred
It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.
11:30p #83 – Dear Peggy
B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups.
12a #89 – Dear Ma
Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.
12:30a #47 – Mail Call
The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.
1a #87 – Mail Call Again
Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.
Sunday, May 21
9p #47 – Mail Call
The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.
9:30p #87 – Mail Call Again
Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.
10p #143 – Mail Call Three
After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend.
10:30p #105 – Dear Sigmund
Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.
11p #128 – The Winchester Tapes
Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.
11:30p #159 – Dear Comrade
Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.
12a #162 – Dear Sis
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.
12:30a #185 – Dear Uncle Abdul
Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Meanwhile, the Doctors are concerned about a young soldier who appears to be mentally deficient.
1a #200 – Letters
Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown.
- Memorial Day Roadtrips
Monday, May 28, 2007
6 a.m. to 8 p.m. ET/PT
Roadtrip!!! It’s time to make tracks and memories with your favorite TV Land families…and the Griswold’s as they head out on the road. Whether traveling to Hollywood, Hawaii, New Mexico…or Wally Word, these families have packed plenty of laughter and good times and saved a seat just for you!
6a Bonanza #142 – A Journey Remembered
Ben looks back at his travels west with five year old Adam and Hoss' mother Inger. In flashbacks we see his journey to Ash Hollow where Hoss is born en route. They arrive in Ash Hollow only to be attacked by an Indian revenging the death of one of their braves. The will not leave without the man they hold responsible, Kirkwood, the same man who brought them to Ash Hollow.
7a Munsters #16 – Grandpa’s Call Of The Wild
While on a camping trip Grandpa turns himself into a wolf, but forgets how to turn himself back.
7:30a Munsters #56 – Heap Big Herman
While on vacation, Herman is mistaken for the spirit Wanitoba by a trive of Indians.
8a Leave It To Beaver #52 – The Happy Weekend
Ward takes the family camping for the weekend at Shadow Lake. The boys would rather stay home and watch the new movie "Jungle Fever", but Ward insists they will all have fun camping. Ward becomes upset with the boys when he learns that they left the campsite to go see the movie after all.
8:30a Leave It To Beaver #195 – Untogetherness
Ward has made reservations for the family vacation at their usual lakeside cabin. This year Wally doesn't want to go because he wants to stay with his girlfriend Lori Anne. He arranges to stay with Eddie so he can be closer to Lori Anne, but at the last minute she tells him that she too has to go away with her family on vacation. Wally ends up going with his family after all and is looking forward to having a really good time.
9a I Love Lucy #113 – Ethel’s Home Town
The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico. Under the impression that Ethel, not Ricky, has been called to Hollywood by the movies, the townsfolk accord her a monumental ovation, and when Ethel refuses to disillusion them--and even goes so far as to put on a "celebrity act"--Lucy takes matters into her own hands.
9:30a I Love Lucy #114 – LA At Last
Arriving in Hollywood with stars in her eyes Lucy heads for a "The Brown Derby" frequented by celebrities where she encounters Eve Arden and William Holden. Her excitement at spotting Holden is surpassed only by her anxiety later when Ricky introduces her formally after she has presented Holden, inadvertently, with a custard pie in the face.
10:30a I Love Lucy #128 – Lucy Visits Grauman’s
With only a week left in Hollywood, Lucy weeps about her lack o f souvenirs. Her collection already includes a tin can ran over by Cary Grant's left rear tire, a napkin boasting Lana Turner's lip-prints and a few other goodies; but when Lucy discovers John Wayne's concrete block at Grauman's Chinese Theatre is loose she decides to take home a souvenir to end all souvenirs.
11a Green Acres #91 – A Star Named Arnold Is Born pt. 1
After Arnold makes an appearance in the local community theater production, Lisa helps him get an interview with an old friend who is a Hollywood producer.
11:30a Green Acres #92 – A Star Named Arnold Is Born pt. 2
Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold’s trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.
12p Bonanza #142 – A Journey Remembered
Ben looks back at his travels west with five year old Adam and Hoss' mother Inger. In flashbacks we see his journey to Ash Hollow where Hoss is born en route. They arrive in Ash Hollow only to be attacked by an Indian revenging the death of one of their braves. The will not leave without the man they hold responsible, Kirkwood, the same man who brought them to Ash Hollow.
1p Munsters #16 – Grandpa’s Call Of The Wild
While on a camping trip Grandpa turns himself into a wolf, but forgets how to turn himself back.
1:30p Munsters #56 – Heap Big Herman
While on vacation, Herman is mistaken for the spirit Wanitoba by a trive of Indians.
2p Leave It To Beaver #52 – The Happy Weekend
Ward takes the family camping for the weekend at Shadow Lake. The boys would rather stay home and watch the new movie "Jungle Fever", but Ward insists they will all have fun camping. Ward becomes upset with the boys when he learns that they left the campsite to go see the movie after all.
2:30p Leave It To Beaver #195 – Untogetherness
Ward has made reservations for the family vacation at their usual lakeside cabin. This year Wally doesn't want to go because he wants to stay with his girlfriend Lori Anne. He arranges to stay with Eddie so he can be closer to Lori Anne, but at the last minute she tells him that she too has to go away with her family on vacation. Wally ends up going with his family after all and is looking forward to having a really good time.
3p The Andy Griffith Show #165 – Off To Hollywood
The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.
3:30p The Andy Griffith Show #166 – Taylors In Hollywood
The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
4p The Andy Griffith Show #167 – The Hollywood Party
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper.
4:30p Sanford & Son #115 – The Hawaiian Connection pt. 1
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
5p Sanford & Son #116 – The Hawaiian Connection pt. 2
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
5:30p Sanford & Son #117 – The Hawaiian Connection pt. 3
Completely unaware that he is part of a robbery, Fred loses track of his friend's "package" and is chased by the crooks all over the island.
6p National Lampoon Vacation
The Griswold family, father Clark W., wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty, set out in high spirit to spend their vacation driving cross-country from Chicago to a glorious climax in Walley World on the West Coast. The trip which Clark planned down to the minute, slowly loses its smoothness from the moment the first grain of sand gets in. A meeting with constantly-in-debt, simple-minded cousin Eddie results in the Griswold family giving cantankerous aunt Edna a lift to Phoenix. Of course, the Griswolds receive one strike of bad luck after another, and when they finally arrive at Walley World, they have to find out that the park is closed for maintenance. But Clark promised his beloved family the best vacation ever...
Regular schedule changes:
Effective Monday, April 30, 2007:
What's back: What's Happening Now, All in the Family and Cosby Show
Weekdays
6:00AM Gunsmoke (Mon); Star Trek (Tues-Fri)
7:00AM What's Happening Now!! (1985 series)
7:30AM Sanford & Son
8:00AM All in the Family
8:30AM The Jeffersons
9:00AM Bonanza
10:00AM Gunsmoke (Mon); Green Acres (Tues-Fri)
10:30AM Gunsmoke cont. (Mon); Green Acres (Tues-Fri)
11:00AM I Love Lucy
11:30AM I Love Lucy
12:00PM Leave it to Beaver
12:30PM The Munsters
1:00PM The Munsters
1:30PM The Addams Family
2:00PM Bonanza
3:00PM Leave it to Beaver
3:30PM The Addams Family
4:00PM The Munsters
4:30PM The Munsters
5:00PM The Andy Griffith Show
5:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
6:00PM Little House on the Prairie
7:00PM The Andy Griffith Show
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
Everynight
8:00PM Good Times (Mon-Thurs); Andy Griffith (Fri-Sun)
8:30PM Good Times (Mon-Thurs); Andy Griffith (Fri-Sun)
9:00PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); Good Times (Fri-Sun)
9:30PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); Good Times (Fri-Sun)
10:00PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
10:30PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
11:00PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
11:30PM M*A*S*H (Sun-Thurs, Sat); TV Land Movie (Fri)
12:00AM Three's Company
12:30AM Three's Company
1:00AM Good Times
1:30AM Good Times
2:00AM The Cosby Show
2:30AM The Cosby Show
3:00AM Three's Company
3:30AM Three's Company
4:00AM Sanford & Son
4:30AM Sanford & Son
5:00AM Star Trek (Mon-Thurs); Andy Griffith (Fri-Sun)
Weekends
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM Gunsmoke
8:00AM Green Acres
8:30AM The Addams Family
9:00AM Leave it to Beaver
9:30AM Leave it to Beaver
10:00AM I Love Lucy
10:30AM I Love Lucy
11:00AM I Love Lucy
11:30AM I Love Lucy
12:00PM Bonanza
1:00PM Bonanza
2:00PM Bonanza
3:00PM Bonanza
4:00PM Gunsmoke
5:00PM Gunsmoke
6:00PM Gunsmoke
7:00PM Gunsmoke
Specials & Marathons
- Sitdown Comedy Encores
Wednesdays at 10 p.m.
Encore Episodes:
Wednesday, May 2: #9 "Robin Williams"
Wednesday, May 9: #8 "Jon Stewart"
Wednesday, May 16: #12 "Ray Romano"
Wednesday, May 23: #11 "Garry Shandling"
Wednesday, May 28: #10 "Roseanne"
- Friday Nite Movies
Every Friday starting at 10pm e/p
TV Land Friday Movies continue in May!
We all know them and we all love them. We have all seen these movies so many times we can quote entire scenes verbatim…yet we still watch them whenever they’re on. These classic movies are back for nostalgic enjoyment this spring on TV Land.
Friday, May 4 10pm-12am
National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
The Griswold family, father Clark (Chevy Chase), wife Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo), daughter Audrey (Dana Barron) and son Rusty (Anthony Michael Hall), set out in high spirit to spend their vacation driving cross-country from Chicago to a glorious climax in Walley World on the West Coast. The trip which Clark planned down to the minute, slowly loses its smoothness from the moment the first grain of sand gets in. A meeting with constantly-in-debt, simple-minded cousin Eddie results in the Griswold family giving cantankerous aunt Edna a lift to Phoenix. Of course, the Griswold’s receive one strike of bad luck after another, and when they finally arrive at Walley World, they have to find out that the park is closed for maintenance. But Clark promised his beloved family the best vacation ever.
Encores: Friday 4am, Saturday 12pm & 11pm; Wednesday 6pm; and Thursday 12pm.
Friday, May 11 10pm-12am
Soapdish (1991)
Celeste Talbert has been the queen of the soaps for over two decades. Montana Moorehead needs to get her out of her way before she can move on and begins her program to get her to leave. She hires an old boyfriend of Celeste to be on the show and has Celeste become a murderer in the script, but each attempt has unforseen consequences.
Encores: Saturday 12pm & 11pm; Wednesday 6pm; and Thursday 12pm.
Friday, May 18 10pm-12:30am
Punchline
Steven Gold is a stand-up comedian who is flat broke and has recently dropped out of medical school. He and several others work regularly at the Gas Station, a New York comedy club. The wages are lousy and everybody hopes for the big break. Lilah Krytsick is housewife with an ambition to be a stand-up comedian, however she doesnt seem to have the talent. Steven takes her under his wings and teaches her the art of comedy and humour. But when a TV station arranges a comedy evening at the club, Steve sees his opportunity for fame and stardom. Their friendship seems quickly forgotten and now it's every man and woman for him- or herself!
Encores: Saturday 12:30pm; Wednesday 6pm; and Thursday 2pm.
Friday, May 25 10pm-12am
National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
The Griswold family, father Clark (Chevy Chase), wife Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo), daughter Audrey (Dana Barron) and son Rusty (Anthony Michael Hall), set out in high spirit to spend their vacation driving cross-country from Chicago to a glorious climax in Walley World on the West Coast. The trip which Clark planned down to the minute, slowly loses its smoothness from the moment the first grain of sand gets in. A meeting with constantly-in-debt, simple-minded cousin Eddie results in the Griswold family giving cantankerous aunt Edna a lift to Phoenix. Of course, the Griswold’s receive one strike of bad luck after another, and when they finally arrive at Walley World, they have to find out that the park is closed for maintenance. But Clark promised his beloved family the best vacation ever.
Encores: Saturday 8pm; Sunday 11:59pm; Monday 6pm.
(MASH airs 11pm-1am due to being pre-empted Saturday at 9; MASH airs 11p-12a due to being pre-empted 11:59p Sun)
-Mother's Marathon
Thursday, May 10 from 8 to 11 p.m. ET/PT
Encores on Mother's Day (Sunday, May 13) from 8 to 11 p.m. ET/PT
(M*A*S*H follows at 11p-12a both times)
Who’s there when you skin your knee, need help with your homework, or slaving over a hot stove so you can have your favorite meal … your mother of course! Also,. don’t miss Top Ten TV Moms on Wednesday, May 9 at 1:30pm, where you’ll be able to countdown, and find out who the best TV moms really are, along with episodes where moms are #1!
8p Andy Griffith #184 – A Baby In The House
Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.
8:30p Leave it to Beaver #91 – June’s Birthday
Beaver went to the store and brought his mother the most atrocious print blouse anyone had ever seen, but Beaver and Larry thought it looked really nice. June is trapped when Beaver asks her to wear it to the Mothers Club tea the following day because she thinks it is really ugly.
9p Sanford & Son #121 – Aunt Esther Has A Baby
Esther has been trying to adopt a baby for quite some time and finally gets an appointment with the adoption agency.
9:30p Sanford & Son #122 – Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
Fred and Lamont become peacemakers when Esther finds that her newly adopted son doesn't believe in God and kicks him out of the house.
10p Good Times #14 – Florida Flips
Florida's strange behavior has the family and Willona wondering what's wrong with her. Michael thinks she's beginning menopause while Willona believes she's fed up with the boredom that comes with being a housewife.
10:30p Good Times #72 – Florida’s Night Out
The kids feel Florida has been spending too much time alone and they decide to cancel their plans and spend an evening with her. But Florida surprises them all and goes out with Willona. Willona takes her to a local night spot where they have an exciting evening.
- M*A*S*H Mail Call
Saturday, May 20 and Sunday, May 21
9:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. both nights ET/PT
The members of 4077 maintained contact with the outside world through letters – some good, some bad, but all funny! Each episode, one of the characters will write a letter to their loved one and becomes the narrator of the episode.
Saturday, May 20
9p #12 – Dear Dad
Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa, to help a wounded soldier.
9:30p #18 – Dear Dad, Again
Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar cheats on his final exam from the High School diploma company; Margaret rejects Franks advances and he gets drunk late into the night; the camp have a no talent night.
10p #33 – Dear Dad, Three
Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughters birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.
10:30p #60 – A Full Rich Day
Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc, and of a gun-happy officer.
11p #80 – Dear Mildred
It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.
11:30p #83 – Dear Peggy
B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups.
12a #89 – Dear Ma
Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.
12:30a #47 – Mail Call
The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.
1a #87 – Mail Call Again
Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.
Sunday, May 21
9p #47 – Mail Call
The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.
9:30p #87 – Mail Call Again
Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.
10p #143 – Mail Call Three
After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend.
10:30p #105 – Dear Sigmund
Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.
11p #128 – The Winchester Tapes
Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.
11:30p #159 – Dear Comrade
Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.
12a #162 – Dear Sis
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.
12:30a #185 – Dear Uncle Abdul
Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Meanwhile, the Doctors are concerned about a young soldier who appears to be mentally deficient.
1a #200 – Letters
Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown.
- Memorial Day Roadtrips
Monday, May 28, 2007
6 a.m. to 8 p.m. ET/PT
Roadtrip!!! It’s time to make tracks and memories with your favorite TV Land families…and the Griswold’s as they head out on the road. Whether traveling to Hollywood, Hawaii, New Mexico…or Wally Word, these families have packed plenty of laughter and good times and saved a seat just for you!
6a Bonanza #142 – A Journey Remembered
Ben looks back at his travels west with five year old Adam and Hoss' mother Inger. In flashbacks we see his journey to Ash Hollow where Hoss is born en route. They arrive in Ash Hollow only to be attacked by an Indian revenging the death of one of their braves. The will not leave without the man they hold responsible, Kirkwood, the same man who brought them to Ash Hollow.
7a Munsters #16 – Grandpa’s Call Of The Wild
While on a camping trip Grandpa turns himself into a wolf, but forgets how to turn himself back.
7:30a Munsters #56 – Heap Big Herman
While on vacation, Herman is mistaken for the spirit Wanitoba by a trive of Indians.
8a Leave It To Beaver #52 – The Happy Weekend
Ward takes the family camping for the weekend at Shadow Lake. The boys would rather stay home and watch the new movie "Jungle Fever", but Ward insists they will all have fun camping. Ward becomes upset with the boys when he learns that they left the campsite to go see the movie after all.
8:30a Leave It To Beaver #195 – Untogetherness
Ward has made reservations for the family vacation at their usual lakeside cabin. This year Wally doesn't want to go because he wants to stay with his girlfriend Lori Anne. He arranges to stay with Eddie so he can be closer to Lori Anne, but at the last minute she tells him that she too has to go away with her family on vacation. Wally ends up going with his family after all and is looking forward to having a really good time.
9a I Love Lucy #113 – Ethel’s Home Town
The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico. Under the impression that Ethel, not Ricky, has been called to Hollywood by the movies, the townsfolk accord her a monumental ovation, and when Ethel refuses to disillusion them--and even goes so far as to put on a "celebrity act"--Lucy takes matters into her own hands.
9:30a I Love Lucy #114 – LA At Last
Arriving in Hollywood with stars in her eyes Lucy heads for a "The Brown Derby" frequented by celebrities where she encounters Eve Arden and William Holden. Her excitement at spotting Holden is surpassed only by her anxiety later when Ricky introduces her formally after she has presented Holden, inadvertently, with a custard pie in the face.
10:30a I Love Lucy #128 – Lucy Visits Grauman’s
With only a week left in Hollywood, Lucy weeps about her lack o f souvenirs. Her collection already includes a tin can ran over by Cary Grant's left rear tire, a napkin boasting Lana Turner's lip-prints and a few other goodies; but when Lucy discovers John Wayne's concrete block at Grauman's Chinese Theatre is loose she decides to take home a souvenir to end all souvenirs.
11a Green Acres #91 – A Star Named Arnold Is Born pt. 1
After Arnold makes an appearance in the local community theater production, Lisa helps him get an interview with an old friend who is a Hollywood producer.
11:30a Green Acres #92 – A Star Named Arnold Is Born pt. 2
Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold’s trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.
12p Bonanza #142 – A Journey Remembered
Ben looks back at his travels west with five year old Adam and Hoss' mother Inger. In flashbacks we see his journey to Ash Hollow where Hoss is born en route. They arrive in Ash Hollow only to be attacked by an Indian revenging the death of one of their braves. The will not leave without the man they hold responsible, Kirkwood, the same man who brought them to Ash Hollow.
1p Munsters #16 – Grandpa’s Call Of The Wild
While on a camping trip Grandpa turns himself into a wolf, but forgets how to turn himself back.
1:30p Munsters #56 – Heap Big Herman
While on vacation, Herman is mistaken for the spirit Wanitoba by a trive of Indians.
2p Leave It To Beaver #52 – The Happy Weekend
Ward takes the family camping for the weekend at Shadow Lake. The boys would rather stay home and watch the new movie "Jungle Fever", but Ward insists they will all have fun camping. Ward becomes upset with the boys when he learns that they left the campsite to go see the movie after all.
2:30p Leave It To Beaver #195 – Untogetherness
Ward has made reservations for the family vacation at their usual lakeside cabin. This year Wally doesn't want to go because he wants to stay with his girlfriend Lori Anne. He arranges to stay with Eddie so he can be closer to Lori Anne, but at the last minute she tells him that she too has to go away with her family on vacation. Wally ends up going with his family after all and is looking forward to having a really good time.
3p The Andy Griffith Show #165 – Off To Hollywood
The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.
3:30p The Andy Griffith Show #166 – Taylors In Hollywood
The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
4p The Andy Griffith Show #167 – The Hollywood Party
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper.
4:30p Sanford & Son #115 – The Hawaiian Connection pt. 1
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
5p Sanford & Son #116 – The Hawaiian Connection pt. 2
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
5:30p Sanford & Son #117 – The Hawaiian Connection pt. 3
Completely unaware that he is part of a robbery, Fred loses track of his friend's "package" and is chased by the crooks all over the island.
6p National Lampoon Vacation
The Griswold family, father Clark W., wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty, set out in high spirit to spend their vacation driving cross-country from Chicago to a glorious climax in Walley World on the West Coast. The trip which Clark planned down to the minute, slowly loses its smoothness from the moment the first grain of sand gets in. A meeting with constantly-in-debt, simple-minded cousin Eddie results in the Griswold family giving cantankerous aunt Edna a lift to Phoenix. Of course, the Griswolds receive one strike of bad luck after another, and when they finally arrive at Walley World, they have to find out that the park is closed for maintenance. But Clark promised his beloved family the best vacation ever...