"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "Ed, I am not going to die."

Ed: "You mean never?"

"Better Living Through TV":

Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"

Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me."

"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):

Ralph: "There is nothing in this world that can stop me from coming down that sewer tomorrow."

Alice: "Oh no? There isn't a manhole in this city that you can fit through."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

(At the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ed: "I can go for a dose of bicarb."

(Ed tries to go through the door marked "Out" instaed of the door marked "In." As a result, he bumps the door into Ralph who is carrying a ciagr in his mouth.)

Ralph (yells): "OWWWWW!"

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "I can't find that report."

Ed: "Maybe you ate it."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "My mistake was not going to do a game on the day I got married."

Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"

(A pause.)

Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."

"Paris' Poor People":

Ralph: "If I were you, I wouldn't go out in the month of May."

Ed: "Why?"

Ralph: "Because that is when they gather nuts."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis."

Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?"

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(The G.F. is about ot "hypnotize" Alice into showing Ralph where the money is.)

Ralph: "You may think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."

Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."