"Stars Over Faltbush":

Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are the fat of the land."

Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole laod on my shoulders."

Alice: "You are carrying the laod all right but it's not on your
shoulders."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: "I am making a list of all my weak points."

Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"

"Young At Heart":

Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured."

Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut."

"Songwriters":

Ralph: "I wear the pants around this house."

Alice: "Belive me, those pants would fit around this house."

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face."

Ed: "Never mind that. Just give me some water. I know how to wash."

"Petticoat Jungle":

(Ralph doesn't like the idea of Alice wearing a revealing bathing
suit.)

Ralph: "You are going to suit that I gave you."

Alice: "I can't Ralph. It has a hole in the knee."

"We Spy":

Ralph: "When you are in a foreign country, you are supposed to act
like a tourist and not a native."

Alice: "In Brooklyn, I live like a native."

"You're In he Picutre":

Alice: "You cut yourself this morning and now you are starting to
bleed?"

Ed: "Well, with the way Ralph is built, it takes a long time for his
blood to reach the surface."

"Petticoat Jungle" "We Spy" "You're In he Picutre"

Are these Color Epsiodes? I've never heard of them.

"Petticoat Jungle" "We Spy" "You're In he Picutre"

Are these Color Epsiodes? I've never heard of them.
Yes, they are color remakes of the 1957 Trip to Europe shows. "Petticoat Jungle" is a remake of "I Remember Mau Au," "We Spy" is a remake of "Behind The Iron Curtain," and "You're In The Picture" is a remake of "Framed In Spain."

Thanks Bill! I've seen bits & pieces of "Framed in Spain" & it looks hilarious!

Oops! I ment to type Tuesday's Quotes as the title for this message.