http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2830/19416xt6.jpg

New Smurftractor thread...utilize it! :happyface

.......Chris Richardson???

no idea who that being is.

JT look and soundalike on AI

JT look and soundalike on AI
he ain't look like Justin :grr:

he ain't look like Justin :grr:
He thinks he does :lol:

He thinks he does :lol:
well...he doesn't :grr:

dfgdf

I am not my hair.

*sigh*

^DIT TOE.

just go if you guys don't want to be here

It's not tha tI don't want to, well actually I don't. I'd rather you be on MSN. it's that it's hard.

It's not tha tI don't want to, well actually I don't. I'd rather you be on MSN. it's that it's hard.
I don't see why it's hard. all you do is click.

I'm going anyway. I found out some **** was due tomorrow and I didn't do anything. goodnight.

I'm joining the growing trend.

just go if you guys don't want to be here
i wanna talk to you, but id rather you be on MSN :-/

I don't see why it's hard. all you do is click.

I'm going anyway. I found out some **** was due tomorrow and I didn't do anything. goodnight.
:eek:

I'm joining the growing trend.
Eff that. I miss my old 'tar.

.......Chris Richardson???

AKA Turtle.

i wanna talk to you, but id rather you be on MSN :-/

What's wrong with SO?

What's wrong with SO?
Bleh. What's the point. I'm always complaining that you guys never come here and then when you do, I'm not around for it. =/ A bitch, ain't it?

:caveman:

THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

i am excited bout dis:

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=6972

This cake is delicious.

A VALENTINE


by Edgar Allan Poe
(1846)



For her this rhyme is penned, whose luminous eyes,
Brightly expressive as the twins of Leda,
Shall find her own sweet name, that nestling lies
Upon the page, enwrapped from every reader.
Search narrowly the lines!- they hold a treasure
Divine- a talisman- an amulet
That must be worn at heart. Search well the measure-
The words- the syllables! Do not forget
The trivialest point, or you may lose your labor
And yet there is in this no Gordian knot
Which one might not undo without a sabre,
If one could merely comprehend the plot.
Enwritten upon the leaf where now are peering
Eyes scintillating soul, there lie perdus
Three eloquent words oft uttered in the hearing
Of poets, by poets- as the name is a poet's, too,
Its letters, although naturally lying
Like the knight Pinto- Mendez Ferdinando-
Still form a synonym for Truth- Cease trying!
You will not read the riddle, though you do the best you can do.

[To translate the address, read the first letter of the first line in connection with the secon letter of the second line, the third letter of the third line, the fourth of the fourth, and so on to tne end. The name will thus appear.]

-- THE END --

Bleh. What's the point. I'm always complaining that you guys never come here and then when you do, I'm not around for it. =/ A bitch, ain't it?
Nah, you try.

:caveman:

THIS IS A TRAVESTY.
tanks :mrtarver:

man what the heck is going on on the CC board?

crazy. man crazy.

man what the heck is going on on the CC board?

crazy. man crazy.
ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! ANNA!

extra napkin, put it in your wallet

:(

:(

Why :(

Why :(
no one come here, only MSN. they make me. >_>

damn son you come too late, I'm leaving.

I'll talk to ya later, though. Goodnight :wave:

ditoo

no one come here, only MSN. they make me. >_>

damn son you come too late, I'm leaving.

Hmm... well, goodnight. :wave:

no one come here, only MSN. they make me. >_>

damn son you come too late, I'm leaving.

You and I think alike. :lol:

COME ON PEOPLE, POST.

no one come here, only MSN. they make me. >_>

damn son you come too late, I'm leaving.
I know

i find it unseasonably warm in here.

shiny happy people dying lalalalalala

watchin REMINGTOOON STEELE

:grr: If it takes a month to finish this thread, I'm gonna get effin pissed.

:grr: If it takes a month to finish this thread, I'm gonna get effin pissed.
I know, well..

:grr: If it takes a month to finish this thread, I'm gonna get effin pissed.
pOOOOST FAAASTER

:grr: If it takes a month to finish this thread, I'm gonna get effin pissed.
Yell at them all. Maybe they'll listen to you ohno:

Yell at them all. Maybe they'll listen to you ohno:
BREAK OUT THE LAAAAZERS!!!!

Boom.

Boom.
so how'd you make out with that deep dip in the stock market jackie? - you come out OK, or do you need to reorganize your porfolio?

effing youtube. urgsjdfla

http://m.2mdn.net/viewad/1275935/ad_contests_728x90.gif

EXACTLY

BREAK OUT THE LAAAAZERS!!!!
bring out the sharks with the lazers attached to their heads

so how'd you make out with that deep dip in the stock market jackie? - you come out OK, or do you need to reorganize your porfolio?
:lol:

happy friday

happy friday
you saaaaid it BRUDDDDDAAAA!!!!!

:woohoo:

you saaaaid it BRUDDDDDAAAA!!!!!

:woohoo:
wait, whut?

so how'd you make out with that deep dip in the stock market jackie? - you come out OK, or do you need to reorganize your porfolio?
LOL

tooooo hard:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49231637/

happy friday
we had another snowday today...looks like we'll be getting time off of our spring break. ****er.

=/

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/nitr/2921e88c.gif

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/nitr/2921e88c.gif
:rofl:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/nitr/2921e88c.gif
LOL

oh great, now Im gonna have nightmares about THAT guy again :rolleyes:

ღ

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/nitr/2921e88c.gif
LOL

tooooo hard:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49231637/
seriously, day 2 and I am stuck on #59 pissed:

seriously, day 2 and I am stuck on #59 pissed:
ok, i am giving up on #79 for now

my parents left me alone with my two year cousin and he's basically taken over the house. i cannot control these children!

my parents left me alone with my two year cousin and he's basically taken over the house. i cannot control these children!
i hate kids.

my parents left me alone with my two year cousin and he's basically taken over the house. i cannot control these children!
:(

im incapable of doing this essay.

im incapable of doing this essay.
:( Good luck :D

i hate kids.
as do i. I love babies, though.

:( Good luck :D
Who dat be in your avatar?

im incapable of doing this essay.
What's it about? I can help!

Wooo, I got to hold a big snake today. He didn't kill me!!1

my parents left me alone with my two year cousin and he's basically taken over the house. i cannot control these children!
quick, sell him all yer stocks while they are down!!

Wooo, I got to hold a big snake today. He didn't kill me!!1
that's DISCUSTING.

that's DISCUSTING.
I have serious doubt as to whether or not a locking trashcan lid is ample raccoon protection.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=195457

I HAD ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME

i was on a first date with some girl, and we had just gotten out of my car to go into a restaurant for dinner, and apparently some guy matching my description had just robbed the bank on the corner.

they threw me onto the hood of my car, cuffed me and searched my car, then let me go when they couldn't find anything.

then 20 minutes later, we were IN the restaurant when 2 cops came in, saw me and approached me while we were eating our appys - they MADE me stand up, frisked me and questioned me for like 20 minutes.

worst date ever.

of course I told HER that that sort of thing happens to me alla time because I am a SECRET AGENT TYPE GUY.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=195457

I HAD ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME

i was on a first date with some girl, and we had just gotten out of my car to go into a restaurant for dinner, and apparently some guy matching my description had just robbed the bank on the corner.

they threw me onto the hood of my car, cuffed me and searched my car, then let me go when they couldn't find anything.

then 20 minutes later, we were IN the restaurant when 2 cops came in, saw me and approached me while we were eating our appys - they MADE me stand up, frisked me and questioned me for like 20 minutes.

worst date ever.

of course I told HER that that sort of thing happens to me alla time because I am a SECRET AGENT TYPE GUY.:eek: and LOL at the last line

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=195457

I HAD ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME

i was on a first date with some girl, and we had just gotten out of my car to go into a restaurant for dinner, and apparently some guy matching my description had just robbed the bank on the corner.

they threw me onto the hood of my car, cuffed me and searched my car, then let me go when they couldn't find anything.

then 20 minutes later, we were IN the restaurant when 2 cops came in, saw me and approached me while we were eating our appys - they MADE me stand up, frisked me and questioned me for like 20 minutes.

worst date ever.

of course I told HER that that sort of thing happens to me alla time because I am a SECRET AGENT TYPE GUY.
My civics teacher was telling us this story about his first date with his [now] wife:

MK. So Coach Pipes [the teacher], the woman who is now Mrs. Pipes, some other lady, and her date were going to this dance club that was in a bad part of bossier. They get in there and they're dancing and having a groovy time, we'll about 3AM, they decide to go home. They get in Coach Pipes' truck, and head home. The other guy says to Coach, "Hey man, Those cops are goin' after somebody. OH ****, IT'S US."

So Coach pulls over and does everything they ask him to, after all they have nothing to hide. He trys to ask questions but all the cops say is "Shut yer trap".
Meanwhile, both of the girls and the other dude are sobbing and embarassed. They search his truck, rip it all up, and of course they find nothing.

They ask C.P. why he's in this neighborhood so late at night. He tells them what they were doing and they let him go after informing him that they fit the description of four white people in a white truck who usually by crack in this part of town. Think about it, why would some clean cut, all american, southern white kids be in a ghetto at 3 in the morning if they weren't buying crack? He tells them that they had gotten lost, but the cop is still suspicious.

They are free to go, but CP is mad as heck; they broke his speakers. He demands that they fix them, but they refuse. SOOOO, CP gets on the phone and calls the sheriff or whoever the hell was in charge of them. The man makes the cops fix them and they go on their merry way back home. :)

My civics teacher was telling us this story about his first date with his [now] wife:

MK. So Coach Pipes [the teacher], the woman who is now Mrs. Pipes, some other lady, and her date were going to this dance club that was in a bad part of bossier. They get in there and they're dancing and having a groovy time, we'll about 3AM, they decide to go home. They get in Coach Pipes' truck, and head home. The other guy says to Coach, "Hey man, Those cops are goin' after somebody. OH ****, IT'S US."

So Coach pulls over and does everything they ask him to, after all they have nothing to hide. He trys to ask questions but all the cops say is "Shut yer trap".
Meanwhile, both of the girls and the other dude are sobbing and embarassed. They search his truck, rip it all up, and of course they find nothing.

They ask C.P. why he's in this neighborhood so late at night. He tells them what they were doing and they let him go after informing him that they fit the description of four white people in a white truck who usually by crack in this part of town. Think about it, why would some clean cut, all american, southern white kids be in a ghetto at 3 in the morning if they weren't buying crack? He tells them that they had gotten lost, but the cop is still suspicious.

They are free to go, but CP is mad as heck; they broke his speakers. He demands that they fix them, but they refuse. SOOOO, CP gets on the phone and calls the sheriff or whoever the hell was in charge of them. The man makes the cops fix them and they go on their merry way back home. :)
Coach Pipes :rofl:

hay, when is St. Patricks' day?

omg, if itunes closes out one more time, i will scream

hay, when is St. Patricks' day?
On the 17th :) Saturday

On the 17th :) Saturday
see now, if you were actually Irish the correct answer is SOOOOOON, and "too drunk to tellll"

see now, if you were actually Irish the correct answer is SOOOOOON, and "too drunk to tellll"
:rofl:

On the 17th :) Saturday
thanks :)

http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/AnnaNicoleDead/images2/summers.jpg

see now, if you were actually Irish the correct answer is SOOOOOON, and "too drunk to tellll"
Yeah but I'm not irish. :p

http://cagle.com/news/BritneySpears/images/cam23.gif

http://cagle.com/news/BritneySpears/images/cam23.gif
:lol:

new av :woohoo:

Gone back to Raven avatars, huh? :p I like it.

http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/AnnaNicoleDead/images2/summers.jpg
They made a skit like that on SNL :lol:

hay, when is St. Patricks' day?
Who cares. Gae holiday.

They made a skit like that on SNL :lol:
That was HILARIOUS

urg. That Georgia bitch just messaged me saying, "are u going to add me?!11lozlkdfjadf!12k???//!11!"

**** NO, I'M NOT GOING TO ADD YOU, YOU TRIFLYN, BIIIIIITCH.

ugh I freaking love this dress for prom and it's cheap and everything I just wish it weren't so freaking red http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses/detail.cfm?key=214508&v=PD&cat=dresses

urg. That Georgia bitch just messaged me saying, "are u going to add me?!11lozlkdfjadf!12k???//!11!"

**** NO, I'M NOT GOING TO ADD YOU, YOU TRIFLYN, BIIIIIITCH.
http://www.ironicsans.com/state22.html - dang thats hard

ugh I freaking love this dress for prom and it's cheap and everything I just wish it weren't so freaking red http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses/detail.cfm?key=214508&v=PD&cat=dresses
two words:

finger paint

Damn, it's too downright depressing here now. :grr:

ugh I freaking love this dress for prom and it's cheap and everything I just wish it weren't so freaking red http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses/detail.cfm?key=214508&v=PD&cat=dresses

Okay, clearly you and I have very different opinions on what should be considered cheap. That said, I think the freakishly red thing kinda works for that dress.

Okay, clearly you and I have very different opinions on what should be considered cheap. That said, I think the freakishly red thing kinda works for that dress.
you said it buddy - i say we get together and MAKE ashleee a prom dress

Gone back to Raven avatars, huh? :p I like it.
:lol: its only about 3 weeks since my last Raven av. I like your av too btw.

urg. That Georgia bitch just messaged me saying, "are u going to add me?!11lozlkdfjadf!12k???//!11!"

**** NO, I'M NOT GOING TO ADD YOU, YOU TRIFLYN, BIIIIIITCH.
:rofl: triflyn bitch

:lol: its only about 3 weeks since my last Raven av. I like your av too btw.
I can't even remember what your old one looked like. :lol:

Now my avatar matches other people's, instead of having some image someone made for me in Photoshop. :p

I can't even remember what your old one looked like. :lol:

Now my avatar matches other people's, instead of having some image someone made for me in Photoshop. :p
I don't remember my last Raven av that well....I think it was a promo pic from Cheetah Girls 2 but I can't remember which pic it was :lol:

:lol:

i have just concluded my viewing of MADtv on comedy central.

i have just concluded my viewing of MADtv on comedy central.
NOW GO WATCH SARAH SILVERMAN

i have just concluded my viewing of MADtv on comedy central.
:wohoo:

NOW GO WATCH SARAH SILVERMAN
that show looks kinda funny...never watched it though.

I'm watching The Suite of Zack & Cody. It's a new epsiode, that's strange for Disney's Canadian Channel, :D

i have just concluded my viewing of MADtv on comedy central.
Awesome!

forgot to watch the shins on saturday night live !

arcade fire were sooooo good last week. intervention is like the only song i care about this week.

*yawn* I am so bored... there's hardly any activity on the board tonight compared to most nights.

cutbacks...

that show looks kinda funny...never watched it though.
it is MESSED UP, kinda funny though

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/dead.jpg

it is MESSED UP, kinda funny though

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/dead.jpg
:rotflmao:

Okay, clearly you and I have very different opinions on what should be considered cheap. That said, I think the freakishly red thing kinda works for that dress.
I knew someone was gonna say that so I had a reply prepared: For a prom dress, that is NOT cheap.

you said it buddy - i say we get together and MAKE ashleee a prom dress
HA sure. Like that one...only less red.

ugh I freaking love this dress for prom and it's cheap and everything I just wish it weren't so freaking red http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses/detail.cfm?key=214508&v=PD&cat=dresses
That is cute. It'd look better in black, though.

it is MESSED UP, kinda funny though

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/dead.jpg
:rofl:

http://www.ironicsans.com/state22.html - dang thats hard
I got 35 in those 10 minutes.
:mrtarver: those gae worksheets in 5th grade finally paid off.

That is cute. It'd look better in black, though.
eh, I want a color

eh, I want a color
Aaaahhh, that dress is gorgeous, Ashlee. You should get it.

KELSEY come here!

I got 35 in those 10 minutes.
:mrtarver: those gae worksheets in 5th grade finally paid off.
i did it with 32 seconds left to spare

Aaaahhh, that dress is gorgeous, Ashlee. You should get it.
Agh, I know. But not if I find something better offline.

KELSEY come here!
whaa? :grr:

whaa? :grr:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

I gave up with 21 states remaining.

I entered in:
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado,
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Louisiana,
Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana,
Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina,
North Dakota, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota,
Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wyoming,

i did it with 32 seconds left to spare
Oh, you showboat. :snob:

Oh, you showboat. :snob:
i sometimes play that flash game where you drag & drop all the state names in under 2 minutes obsessively

I knew someone was gonna say that so I had a reply prepared: For a prom dress, that is NOT cheap.

Do you mean that IS cheap?

you said it buddy - i say we get together and MAKE ashleee a prom dress

Hopefully, you can sew better then I can or it's going to end up crooked... and possibly borderline indecent. Honestly, I can never guarantee what my attempts at sewing would look like, but assure you it would be worth less than $198

sewing is for wimps - i was planning on mostly using paperclips and strawberry-flavored paste to hold it together

sewing is for wimps - i was planning on mostly using paperclips and strawberry-flavored paste to hold it together
LOL

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/dirtylooks.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/797/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

i sometimes play that flash game where you drag & drop all the state names in under 2 minutes obsessively
Sounds fun. :lol:

@ Rock Princess, I'm scared of that image. :p

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/2234_model_aircraft.jpg (http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-05/2234_model_aircraft.jpg)

the REALLY cool part is what happens when you LIGHT the match head in mid-air!!!

Do you mean that IS cheap?
yeah

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/dirtylooks.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/797/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)
:rofl:

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/2234_model_aircraft.jpg (http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-05/2234_model_aircraft.jpg)

the REALLY cool part is what happens when you LIGHT the match head in mid-air!!!
wtf? :lol:

wtf? :lol:
it actually works better with BEEES

oooh man my tummeh hurts, i just ate 14 tacoes and i feel like ize gone SPLODE

sewing is for wimps - i was planning on mostly using paperclips and strawberry-flavored paste to hold it together

Now that I might be able to pull off.

Now that I might be able to pull off.
now johnny, i think that would be a job for yon ashlee's prom date ohno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXPxxk3sKg

answer: sterilization.

*yawn* It's only 10:07pm and I'm tired.

my Remington Steele is skipping and freezing because its on those STUPID 2-sided disks :(

I'm cold.

my music keeps skipping and I don't know why and it's angering me

http://www.digitaljournal.com/images/photo/Copy_1_movie.jpg
:rofl:

my music keeps skipping and I don't know why and it's angering me
its cuz of GLOBAL WARMING

and AIDS :nod:

"Napoleon Dynamite" star Jon Heder isn't a heartthrob like Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but that hasn't stopped legions of female fans vying for his affections.

The actor, who played the loveable loser Napoleon in the indie hit, told Elle magazine that he got a lot more attention after the film was released.

Asked if there was a "buffet" of girls at his disposal, Heder says, "Maybe there was a buffet at some location that my bus just did not reach. But yeah, there was definitely this 'I love you! I love you!' this and that."

However, the extra attention escaped the Mormon who has been married to his college sweetheart, Kirsten, for the past five years. The couple is awaiting the arrival of their first child.

Heder told the magazine, "You don't want to hook up with all those greasy girls. And they don't want you. They want Napoleon. And I wasn't about to go back to that perm."

After ditching the drab hairstyle and returning to his everyday life, the actor revealed that he occasionally fights with his girl... but about minor things, such as, "how bad she is at Zelda on Nintendo... I don't know if it's the best thing for our marriage, but our desire to play outweighs our doubt."

But Heder isn't too far removed from the essence of "Napoleon." The star revealed how he acquired his own sense of fashion.

He said, "I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, 'Hey, look at the stars.' From then on I wore tighter jeans."

Heder stars in the upcoming "Blades Of Glory" with Will Farrell.

:rofl:

its cuz of GLOBAL WARMING

and AIDS :nod:
no it's cuz my computer's gay and keeps freezing for like 2 seconds every like ten seconds causing everything including the music on my computer to do so as well

no it's cuz my computer's gay and keeps freezing for like 2 seconds every like ten seconds causing everything including the music on my computer to do so as well
you probably have something else running in the background that is effing it up....

post a hijackthis log

whenever i come on this website this thing pops up and messes up my computer. annoying.

anyways, today i marched in the st. patrick's day parade and a seeing eye dog attacked my unicorn..

it's smokin' tiiime, you know i wanna. i wanna high, have a good old time. my mind is set on smoking tiiiiiiiiiiiime. *kazoo solo*

i bought a kazoo today.

you probably have something else running in the background that is effing it up....

post a hijackthis log
Logfile of HijackThis v1.99.1
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C:\WINNT\System32\svchost.exe
C:\WINNT\Explorer.EXE
C:\WINNT\system32\spoolsv.exe
C:\Program Files\Java\jre1.5.0_03\bin\jusched.exe
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C:\WINNT\System32\msiexec.exe
C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\Unzipped\hijackthis\HijackThis.exe

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R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\SearchURL,(Default) = http://us.rd.yahoo.com/customize/ie/defaults/su/msgr8/*http://www.yahoo.com
R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Local Page = C:\WINNT\about.htm
R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings,ProxyOverride = *.local
R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Toolbar,LinksFolderName =
R3 - URLSearchHook: AOLTBSearch Class - {EA756889-2338-43DB-8F07-D1CA6FB9C90D} - C:\Program Files\AOL\AOL Toolbar 3.0\aoltb.dll
R3 - URLSearchHook: Yahoo! Toolbar - {EF99BD32-C1FB-11D2-892F-0090271D4F88} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn2\yt.dll
F2 - REG:system.ini: Shell=Explorer.exe, C:\WINNT\System32\frear.exe
F2 - REG:system.ini: UserInit=C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\Userinit.exe,qmlecan.exe
O2 - BHO: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Norton AntiVirus - {42CDD1BF-3FFB-4238-8AD1-7859DF00B1D6} - C:\Program Files\Norton AntiVirus\NavShExt.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Yahoo! Toolbar - {EF99BD32-C1FB-11D2-892F-0090271D4F88} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn2\yt.dll
O3 - Toolbar: AOL Toolbar - {DE9C389F-3316-41A7-809B-AA305ED9D922} - C:\Program Files\AOL\AOL Toolbar 3.0\aoltb.dll
O3 - Toolbar: &Radio - {8E718888-423F-11D2-876E-00A0C9082467} - C:\WINNT\System32\msdxm.ocx
O3 - Toolbar: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll
O3 - Toolbar: OIN Search - {B9F6E8EB-A4E3-478E-88A4-D3995B5C45C8} - C:\Program Files\OIN Search\OINSearch.dll
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [SunJavaUpdateSched] C:\Program Files\Java\jre1.5.0_03\bin\jusched.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [KernelFaultCheck] %systemroot%\system32\dumprep 0 -k
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [REGSHAVE] C:\Program Files\REGSHAVE\REGSHAVE.EXE /AUTORUN
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvCplDaemon] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINNT\System32\NvCpl.dll,NvStartup
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [nwiz] nwiz.exe /install
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvMediaCenter] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINNT\System32\NvMcTray.dll,NvTaskbarInit
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [HostManager] C:\Program Files\Common Files\AOL\1126391078\ee\AOLHostManager.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [iTunesHelper] "C:\Program Files\iTunes\iTunesHelper.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [w6de9b2f.dll] RUNDLL32.EXE w6de9b2f.dll,I2 00062c6c06de9b2f
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [Adobe Photo Downloader] "C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop Album Starter Edition\3.0\Apps\apdproxy.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [outlook] C:\Program Files\outlook\outlook.exe /auto
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [winlog] winlog.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [AnteIsoSkipName] C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Application Data\COPY DEAD ANTE ISO\AUDIO ONLINE.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [TkBellExe] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\realsched.exe" -osboot
O4 - HKLM\..\RunServices: [winlog] winlog.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Symantec NetDriver Monitor] C:\PROGRA~1\SYMNET~1\SNDMon.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Aim6] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\AOL\Launch\AOLLaunch.exe" /d locale=en-US ee://aol/imApp
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [PlaxoUpdate] C:\Program Files\Plaxo\2.12.1.1\PlaxoHelper.exe -a
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Yahoo! Pager] "C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\YahooMessenger.exe" -quiet
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [AIM] C:\Program Files\AIM\aim.exe -cnetwait.odl
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Ltho] "C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe" -vt yazb
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Real Peak] C:\DOCUME~1\Owner\APPLIC~1\WAYBAL~1\beepcake.exe
O4 - Startup: LimeWire On Startup.lnk = C:\Program Files\LimeWire\LimeWire.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Adobe Reader Speed Launch.lnk = C:\Program Files\Adobe\Reader 8.0\Reader\reader_sl.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Adobe Reader Synchronizer.lnk = C:\Program Files\Adobe\Reader 8.0\Reader\AdobeCollabSync.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Kodak EasyShare software.lnk = C:\Program Files\Kodak\Kodak EasyShare software\bin\EasyShare.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Kodak software updater.lnk = C:\Program Files\Kodak\KODAK Software Updater\7288971\Program\Kodak Software Updater.exe
O8 - Extra context menu item: &AIM Search - res://C:\Program Files\AIM Toolbar\AIMBar.dll/aimsearch.htm
O8 - Extra context menu item: &AOL Toolbar Search - c:\program files\aol\aol toolbar 3.0\resources\en-US\local\search.html
O8 - Extra context menu item: E&xport to Microsoft Excel - res://C:\PROGRA~1\MICROS~3\OFFICE10\EXCEL.EXE/3000
O9 - Extra button: AOL Toolbar - {3369AF0D-62E9-4bda-8103-B4C75499B578} - C:\Program Files\AOL\AOL Toolbar 3.0\aoltb.dll
O9 - Extra button: Bonjour - {7F9DB11C-E358-4ca6-A83D-ACC663939424} - C:\Program Files\Bonjour\ExplorerPlugin.dll
O9 - Extra button: Researcher - {9455301C-CF6B-11D3-A266-00C04F689C50} - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Encarta Researcher\EROProj.dll
O9 - Extra button: AIM - {AC9E2541-2814-11d5-BC6D-00B0D0A1DE45} - C:\Program Files\AIM\aim.exe
O9 - Extra button: (no name) - {CD67F990-D8E9-11d2-98FE-00C0F0318AFE} - (no file)
O9 - Extra button: MoneySide - {E023F504-0C5A-4750-A1E7-A9046DEA8A21} - C:\Program Files\Microsoft Money\System\mnyviewer.dll
O9 - Extra button: Yahoo! Messenger - {E5D12C4E-7B4F-11D3-B5C9-0050045C3C96} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\YahooMessenger.exe
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: Yahoo! Messenger - {E5D12C4E-7B4F-11D3-B5C9-0050045C3C96} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\YahooMessenger.exe
O9 - Extra button: Messenger - {FB5F1910-F110-11d2-BB9E-00C04F795683} - C:\Program Files\Messenger\MSMSGS.EXE
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: Windows Messenger - {FB5F1910-F110-11d2-BB9E-00C04F795683} - C:\Program Files\Messenger\MSMSGS.EXE
O10 - Unknown file in Winsock LSP: c:\program files\bonjour\mdnsnsp.dll
O16 - DPF: {14B87622-7E19-4EA8-93B3-97215F77A6BC} (MessengerStatsClient Class) - http://messenger.zone.msn.com/binary/MessengerStatsPAClient.cab31267.cab
O16 - DPF: {30528230-99F7-4BB4-88D8-FA1D4F56A2AB} (YInstStarter Class) - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Common\yinsthelper.dll
O16 - DPF: {739E8D90-2F4C-43AD-A1B8-66C356FCEA35} (RunExeActiveX.RunExe) - hcp://system/RunExeActiveX.CAB
O16 - DPF: {99CDFD87-F97A-42E1-9C13-D18220D90AD1} (StartFirstControl.CheckFirst) - hcp://system/StartFirstControl.CAB
O16 - DPF: {B8BE5E93-A60C-4D26-A2DC-220313175592} (ZoneIntro Class) - http://messenger.zone.msn.com/binary/ZIntro.cab47946.cab
O16 - DPF: {FA3662C3-B8E8-11D6-A667-0010B556D978} (IWinAmpActiveX Class) - http://cdn.digitalcity.com/_media/dalaillama/ampx.cab
O20 - Winlogon Notify: policies - C:\WINNT\system32\n8n6li5s18.dll (file missing)
O23 - Service: AVG Anti-Spyware Guard - Anti-Malware Development a.s. - C:\Program Files\Grisoft\AVG Anti-Spyware 7.5\guard.exe
O23 - Service: Bonjour Service - Apple Computer, Inc. - C:\Program Files\Bonjour\mDNSResponder.exe
O23 - Service: Client IP-IPX - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\System32\svchosts.exe" -e mc-110-12-0000140 (file missing)
O23 - Service: Command Service (cmdService) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\IA\command.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: InstallDriver Table Manager (IDriverT) - Macrovision Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\InstallShield\Driver\11\Intel 32\IDriverT.exe
O23 - Service: iPodService - Apple Computer, Inc. - C:\Program Files\iPod\bin\iPodService.exe
O23 - Service: Norton AntiVirus Auto Protect Service (navapsvc) - Symantec Corporation - C:\Program Files\Norton AntiVirus\navapsvc.exe
O23 - Service: Network DDE DSMA (NetDDEdsma) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\svchost.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: NVIDIA Driver Helper Component (NVIDIADriverHlp) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\nvsvc32.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: NVIDIA Display Driver Service (NVSvc) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\System32\nvsvc32.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: ScriptBlocking Service (SBService) - Symantec Corporation - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SYMANT~1\SCRIPT~1\SBServ.exe
O23 - Service: Symantec Network Drivers Service (SNDSrvc) - Symantec Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec Shared\SNDSrvc.exe

it's smokin' tiiime, you know i wanna. i wanna high, have a good old time. my mind is set on smoking tiiiiiiiiiiiime. *kazoo solo*

i bought a kazoo today.
:lol:

:lol:
holy CRAP you are INFESTED ashlee

spyware and Trojans, oh MY!

FIRST thing to do: this is obviously all aimee's fault, so go find her and SMACK her upside da head.

update your Spybot and AdAware programs, then run them in safemode

update and run your antivirus program, clean anything it finds

post a new HijackThis log

it's smokin' tiiime, you know i wanna. i wanna high, have a good old time. my mind is set on smoking tiiiiiiiiiiiime. *kazoo solo*

i bought a kazoo today.
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."

-Friedrich Nietzsche

gay.

this killlllennn tyyyyyme izzzz killeennnn meeehhh

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/self-diagnosis.png

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/rewrites/7_lincoln.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/819/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

Im in Florida now

*waits for Joe or someone to say You should move there*

Im in Florida now

*waits for Joe or someone to say You should move there*

Do not linger there! They lure you in with beaches and half-naked women but it's a trap. I'm sure of it! Although, I don't really know how... probably something devious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ne2CnN6CsA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efazed%2Enet%2Fvideo%2F%3Fid%3D620

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ne2CnN6CsA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efazed%2Enet%2Fvideo%2F%3Fid%3D620
wtf? :lol:

Do not linger there! They lure you in with beaches and half-naked women but it's a trap. I'm sure of it! Although, I don't really know how... probably something devious.
LOL nah

This thread is hoppin.

This thread is hoppin.
1) What is your real name? Mildred Krebbs
2) How old are you? about trhee loaves and a geriatric kitten
3) What is your ethicity? my ethics are just fine, chief.
4) What are your hobbies? defrauding life
5) What is your #1 All time favorite Sitcom? probably Happy Days, although i love many of them.
6) 3 words that describe you? EAT MORE BEANS
7) Tattoos or piercings? no thanks.
8) Do you have my space? nope - didja czech yur other pair of pants?
9) One thing you can not live without? jelleh beinz
10)Tell us something you want us to know about yourself? i am invisible
If you want post a picture of yourself.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/00AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg

Im in Florida now

*waits for Joe or someone to say You should move there*
You should move there.

You should move there.
dont listen to him Jack - you should BUY Florida.

I didn't get to scan much because in safe mode everything is gigantic and it cut off some of the programs on the screen including areas that said "start" so I could actually scan it >_> Is there anyway to make it not do that? But this is all I have

Logfile of HijackThis v1.99.1
Scan saved at 9:44:04 PM, on 3/11/2007
Platform: Windows XP (WinNT 5.01.2600)
MSIE: Internet Explorer v6.00 (6.00.2600.0000)

Running processes:
C:\WINNT\System32\smss.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\winlogon.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\services.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\lsass.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\svchost.exe
C:\WINNT\System32\svchost.exe
C:\WINNT\Explorer.EXE
C:\WINNT\system32\spoolsv.exe
C:\Program Files\Java\jre1.5.0_03\bin\jusched.exe
C:\Program Files\Java\jre1.5.0_03\bin\bak\jusched.exe
C:\Program Files\outlook\outlook.exe
C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\realsched.exe
C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
C:\Program Files\AIM\aim.exe
C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe
C:\Program Files\Common Files\AOL\1126391078\ee\aolsoftware.exe
C:\Program Files\Kodak\Kodak EasyShare software\bin\EasyShare.exe
C:\Program Files\Kodak\KODAK Software Updater\7288971\Program\Kodak Software Updater.exe
c:\progra~1\intern~1\iexplore.exe
C:\Program Files\LimeWire\LimeWire.exe
C:\Program Files\Grisoft\AVG Anti-Spyware 7.5\guard.exe
C:\Program Files\Bonjour\mDNSResponder.exe
C:\Program Files\Norton AntiVirus\navapsvc.exe
C:\WINNT\System32\svchost.exe
C:\PROGRA~1\HEWLET~1\HPSHAR~1\hpgs2wnf.exe
C:\WINNT\System32\wuauclt.exe
C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe
c:\program files\internet explorer\iexplore.exe
C:\Program Files\Common Files\{B08C9DA9-0958-1033-0226-020709040001}\Update.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\??crosoft.NET\??rvices.exe
C:\Program Files\MSN Messenger\msnmsgr.exe
C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\Unzipped\hijackthis\HijackThis.exe

R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Page_URL = http://www.gateway.net
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,SearchAssistant = about:blank
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Search Bar = http://us.rd.yahoo.com/customize/ie/defaults/sb/msgr8/*http://www.yahoo.com/ext/search/search.html
R0 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Start Page = http://www.yahoo.com/
R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\SearchURL,(Default) = http://us.rd.yahoo.com/customize/ie/defaults/su/msgr8/*http://www.yahoo.com
R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Local Page = C:\WINNT\about.htm
R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings,ProxyOverride = *.local
R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Toolbar,LinksFolderName =
R3 - URLSearchHook: AOLTBSearch Class - {EA756889-2338-43DB-8F07-D1CA6FB9C90D} - C:\Program Files\AOL\AOL Toolbar 3.0\aoltb.dll
R3 - URLSearchHook: Yahoo! Toolbar - {EF99BD32-C1FB-11D2-892F-0090271D4F88} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn2\yt.dll
F2 - REG:system.ini: Shell=Explorer.exe, C:\WINNT\System32\frear.exe
F2 - REG:system.ini: UserInit=C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\Userinit.exe,qmlecan.exe
O2 - BHO: (no name) - {53707962-6F74-2D53-2644-206D7942484F} - C:\PROGRA~1\SPYBOT~1\SDHelper.dll
O2 - BHO: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll
O2 - BHO: (no name) - {C331736C-CD8C-BC26-F9A8-B2DEBDB30E95} - C:\WINNT\System32\lmyfu.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Norton AntiVirus - {42CDD1BF-3FFB-4238-8AD1-7859DF00B1D6} - C:\Program Files\Norton AntiVirus\NavShExt.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Yahoo! Toolbar - {EF99BD32-C1FB-11D2-892F-0090271D4F88} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Companion\Installs\cpn2\yt.dll
O3 - Toolbar: AOL Toolbar - {DE9C389F-3316-41A7-809B-AA305ED9D922} - C:\Program Files\AOL\AOL Toolbar 3.0\aoltb.dll
O3 - Toolbar: &Radio - {8E718888-423F-11D2-876E-00A0C9082467} - C:\WINNT\System32\msdxm.ocx
O3 - Toolbar: OIN Search - {B9F6E8EB-A4E3-478E-88A4-D3995B5C45C8} - C:\Program Files\OIN Search\OINSearch.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [SunJavaUpdateSched] C:\Program Files\Java\jre1.5.0_03\bin\jusched.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [KernelFaultCheck] %systemroot%\system32\dumprep 0 -k
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [REGSHAVE] C:\Program Files\REGSHAVE\REGSHAVE.EXE /AUTORUN
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvCplDaemon] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINNT\System32\NvCpl.dll,NvStartup
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [nwiz] nwiz.exe /install
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [NvMediaCenter] RUNDLL32.EXE C:\WINNT\System32\NvMcTray.dll,NvTaskbarInit
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [HostManager] C:\Program Files\Common Files\AOL\1126391078\ee\AOLHostManager.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [iTunesHelper] "C:\Program Files\iTunes\iTunesHelper.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [w6de9b2f.dll] RUNDLL32.EXE w6de9b2f.dll,I2 00062c6c06de9b2f
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [Adobe Photo Downloader] "C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop Album Starter Edition\3.0\Apps\apdproxy.exe"
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [outlook] C:\Program Files\outlook\outlook.exe /auto
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [winlog] winlog.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [AnteIsoSkipName] C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Application Data\COPY DEAD ANTE ISO\AUDIO ONLINE.exe
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [TkBellExe] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\realsched.exe" -osboot
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [MSConfig] C:\WINNT\PCHealth\HelpCtr\Binaries\MSConfig.exe /auto
O4 - HKLM\..\RunServices: [winlog] winlog.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Symantec NetDriver Monitor] C:\PROGRA~1\SYMNET~1\SNDMon.exe
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Aim6] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\AOL\Launch\AOLLaunch.exe" /d locale=en-US ee://aol/imApp
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [PlaxoUpdate] C:\Program Files\Plaxo\2.12.1.1\PlaxoHelper.exe -a
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Yahoo! Pager] "C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\YahooMessenger.exe" -quiet
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [AIM] C:\Program Files\AIM\aim.exe -cnetwait.odl
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Ltho] "C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe" -vt yazb
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Real Peak] C:\DOCUME~1\Owner\APPLIC~1\WAYBAL~1\beepcake.exe
O4 - Startup: LimeWire On Startup.lnk = C:\Program Files\LimeWire\LimeWire.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Adobe Reader Speed Launch.lnk = C:\Program Files\Adobe\Reader 8.0\Reader\reader_sl.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Adobe Reader Synchronizer.lnk = C:\Program Files\Adobe\Reader 8.0\Reader\AdobeCollabSync.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Kodak EasyShare software.lnk = C:\Program Files\Kodak\Kodak EasyShare software\bin\EasyShare.exe
O4 - Global Startup: Kodak software updater.lnk = C:\Program Files\Kodak\KODAK Software Updater\7288971\Program\Kodak Software Updater.exe
O8 - Extra context menu item: &AIM Search - res://C:\Program Files\AIM Toolbar\AIMBar.dll/aimsearch.htm
O8 - Extra context menu item: &AOL Toolbar Search - c:\program files\aol\aol toolbar 3.0\resources\en-US\local\search.html
O8 - Extra context menu item: E&xport to Microsoft Excel - res://C:\PROGRA~1\MICROS~3\OFFICE10\EXCEL.EXE/3000
O9 - Extra button: AOL Toolbar - {3369AF0D-62E9-4bda-8103-B4C75499B578} - C:\Program Files\AOL\AOL Toolbar 3.0\aoltb.dll
O9 - Extra button: Bonjour - {7F9DB11C-E358-4ca6-A83D-ACC663939424} - C:\Program Files\Bonjour\ExplorerPlugin.dll
O9 - Extra button: Researcher - {9455301C-CF6B-11D3-A266-00C04F689C50} - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Encarta Researcher\EROProj.dll
O9 - Extra button: AIM - {AC9E2541-2814-11d5-BC6D-00B0D0A1DE45} - C:\Program Files\AIM\aim.exe
O9 - Extra button: (no name) - {CD67F990-D8E9-11d2-98FE-00C0F0318AFE} - (no file)
O9 - Extra button: MoneySide - {E023F504-0C5A-4750-A1E7-A9046DEA8A21} - C:\Program Files\Microsoft Money\System\mnyviewer.dll
O9 - Extra button: Yahoo! Messenger - {E5D12C4E-7B4F-11D3-B5C9-0050045C3C96} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\YahooMessenger.exe
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: Yahoo! Messenger - {E5D12C4E-7B4F-11D3-B5C9-0050045C3C96} - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\YahooMessenger.exe
O9 - Extra button: Messenger - {FB5F1910-F110-11d2-BB9E-00C04F795683} - C:\Program Files\Messenger\MSMSGS.EXE
O9 - Extra 'Tools' menuitem: Windows Messenger - {FB5F1910-F110-11d2-BB9E-00C04F795683} - C:\Program Files\Messenger\MSMSGS.EXE
O10 - Unknown file in Winsock LSP: c:\program files\bonjour\mdnsnsp.dll
O16 - DPF: {14B87622-7E19-4EA8-93B3-97215F77A6BC} (MessengerStatsClient Class) - http://messenger.zone.msn.com/binary/MessengerStatsPAClient.cab31267.cab
O16 - DPF: {30528230-99F7-4BB4-88D8-FA1D4F56A2AB} (YInstStarter Class) - C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Common\yinsthelper.dll
O16 - DPF: {739E8D90-2F4C-43AD-A1B8-66C356FCEA35} (RunExeActiveX.RunExe) - hcp://system/RunExeActiveX.CAB
O16 - DPF: {99CDFD87-F97A-42E1-9C13-D18220D90AD1} (StartFirstControl.CheckFirst) - hcp://system/StartFirstControl.CAB
O16 - DPF: {B8BE5E93-A60C-4D26-A2DC-220313175592} (ZoneIntro Class) - http://messenger.zone.msn.com/binary/ZIntro.cab47946.cab
O16 - DPF: {FA3662C3-B8E8-11D6-A667-0010B556D978} (IWinAmpActiveX Class) - http://cdn.digitalcity.com/_media/dalaillama/ampx.cab
O23 - Service: AVG Anti-Spyware Guard - Anti-Malware Development a.s. - C:\Program Files\Grisoft\AVG Anti-Spyware 7.5\guard.exe
O23 - Service: Bonjour Service - Apple Computer, Inc. - C:\Program Files\Bonjour\mDNSResponder.exe
O23 - Service: Client IP-IPX - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\System32\svchosts.exe" -e mc-110-12-0000140 (file missing)
O23 - Service: InstallDriver Table Manager (IDriverT) - Macrovision Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\InstallShield\Driver\11\Intel 32\IDriverT.exe
O23 - Service: iPodService - Apple Computer, Inc. - C:\Program Files\iPod\bin\iPodService.exe
O23 - Service: Norton AntiVirus Auto Protect Service (navapsvc) - Symantec Corporation - C:\Program Files\Norton AntiVirus\navapsvc.exe
O23 - Service: Network DDE DSMA (NetDDEdsma) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\svchost.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: NVIDIA Driver Helper Component (NVIDIADriverHlp) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\nvsvc32.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: NVIDIA Display Driver Service (NVSvc) - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\System32\nvsvc32.exe (file missing)
O23 - Service: ScriptBlocking Service (SBService) - Symantec Corporation - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SYMANT~1\SCRIPT~1\SBServ.exe
O23 - Service: Symantec Network Drivers Service (SNDSrvc) - Symantec Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec Shared\SNDSrvc.exe

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)
:lol:

man, there is still a lot of crap in there ashlee - you are probably gonna need to post your log on http://forums.spywareinfo.com/index.php?showforum=18 because there is a lot of stuff on there that I am not familiar with - I know its BAD, but I don't know the specifics on how to remove them safely

need to remove:

Running processes: (do a CTRL+ALT+DEL, click on the Processes Tab, then right-click on and End process for these) then FIND the files and delete them
C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe

C:\Program Files\Common Files\{B08C9DA9-0958-1033-0226-020709040001}\Update.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\??crosoft.NET\??rvices.exe

Check these items in HijackThis to fix:
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Page_URL = http://www.gateway.net

R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Local Page = C:\WINNT\about.htm
R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings,ProxyOverride = *.local

F2 - REG:system.ini: Shell=Explorer.exe, C:\WINNT\System32\frear.exe
F2 - REG:system.ini: UserInit=C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\Userinit.exe,qmlecan.exe

O2 - BHO: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll
O2 - BHO: (no name) - {C331736C-CD8C-BC26-F9A8-B2DEBDB30E95} - C:\WINNT\System32\lmyfu.dll


O3 - Toolbar: OIN Search - {B9F6E8EB-A4E3-478E-88A4-D3995B5C45C8} - C:\Program Files\OIN Search\OINSearch.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll


O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [w6de9b2f.dll] RUNDLL32.EXE w6de9b2f.dll,I2 00062c6c06de9b2f
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [MSConfig] C:\WINNT\PCHealth\HelpCtr\Binaries\MSConfig.exe /auto

O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Ltho] "C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe" -vt yazb
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Real Peak] C:\DOCUME~1\Owner\APPLIC~1\WAYBAL~1\beepcake.exe

O9 - Extra button: (no name) - {CD67F990-D8E9-11d2-98FE-00C0F0318AFE} - (no file)

not sure about these ones yet:

O16 - DPF: {739E8D90-2F4C-43AD-A1B8-66C356FCEA35} (RunExeActiveX.RunExe) - hcp://system/RunExeActiveX.CAB
O16 - DPF: {99CDFD87-F97A-42E1-9C13-D18220D90AD1} (StartFirstControl.CheckFirst) - hcp://system/StartFirstControl.CAB

O23 - Service: Client IP-IPX - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\System32\svchosts.exe" -e mc-110-12-0000140 (file missing)

the problem is you are going to have to search for and delete all those bad DLL files too... the bold ones, try it and see if they come back, if they do, go post your log on the SWI forums

la dum dum la dum

urg. finally done.

She Had Stars in Her Eyes:
A Research Paper on the Death of an American Icon
By Courtney N. [LAST NAME]
Idols and bombshells are few and far between in life. Only a few gain the honor of becoming infamous. Marilyn Monroe had that honor. Why would an iconic star have taken her own life when she was on top of the world? Marilyn Monroe did not kill herself; her overdose was accidental. According to her co-workers, friends, and therapist, Monroe was not suicidal.
Marilyn, or Norma Jean Baker, was born to Gladys Baker on June 1st, 1926 in Los Angeles, California. Her mother was mentally and financially unstable. Norma hopped from foster home to foster home and stayed at an orphanage. She found stability with her god mother for a short while when she was ten years old, but when Norma turned sixteen, her god mother couldn’t keep her. Young Norma was given two options: Marry the man next door (whom she had been dating for six months) or go back to the orphanage. (Marilyn Monroe Biography)
Norma dropped out of high school and married Jimmy Dougherty on Jun 9th, 1942. (Marilyn Monroe’s Official Biography) He described her as a “sweet, generous, and religious girl…she liked to cuddle.” (Marilyn Monroe Biography) Her beauty and grace brought her a lot of attention. Some was wanted, and some wasn’t. From this angle in the camera lens, it seemed that she needed a lot of attention in order to feel worthy. Maybe that’s why she did so many box office bombs during her career.
After Jimmy went off to war, Norma was discovered by a US Army Photographer taking pictures of women working at the Radioplane Company in 1944. The Camera seemed to love her, as did the photographer. He called her “a photographers dream.” (Lefowitz 110) She was quickly signed to The Blue Book Modeling Agency. (Marilyn Monroe).
With Jimmy’s arrival home, came a choice for the rising star. Should she choice her husband or her rising career? The choice was clear and she divorced in 1946. With her choice came new changes. She changed her name to Marilyn Monroe and died and straightened her hair.
She began her career with merely B-list Bombs. In a desperate attempt for fame, Marilyn posed nude for a calendar and became and icon just three years later. She appeared in her first film in 1947 and began taking acting classes at The Actor’s Studio to improve her skills in working the camera.
Shortly after, she signed a six month contract with Columbia Pictures and began to work with an acting coach. This same year, she met her agent, Johnny Hyde.
Monroe’s first reputable film, The Asphalt Jungle, was released in 1950. Other films include: Niagara, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Ladies of the Chorus, and The Seven Year Itch.
She married world famous baseball star Joe DiMaggio on January 4th, 1954 (Marilyn Monroe’s Official Biography). While on her honeymoon, she performed for troops stationed in Korea. DiMaggio was not pleased with her sexy and suggestive image. DiMaggio probably had some issues about being able to hold on to Marilyn and didn’t want other men to look at her as a sex symbol, but more of a married woman, so he came off as controlling and stubborn sometimes because he loved her so much.
1955 was a wild year for Monroe. She moved to New York and formed Marilyn Monroe Productions with Milton Greene, went on strike from 20th Century Fox, began studying under Lee Strasberg, and started to see a psychiatrist. (Lefkowitz 112). Production for The Seven Year Itch began, as well.
In 1956, filming for Bus Stop began. She married Arthur Miller and stood by him through difficult times in his career. Especially when he gave the names of former members of the American Communist Party to the House of Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC). Miller was blacklisted by Hollywood when he refused to testify in front of the HUAC. (Arthur Miller) Marilyn also traveled to England to film The Prince and the Showgirl. By this time in her life, she was outrageously famous. The press followed her everywhere she went.
During 1957, she became pregnant, but shortly miscarried and decided to take a break. This depressed Marilyn and made her feel as if she was useless. After all, if she couldn’t bear children, then what could she do? Although we know now that this is not a healthy mind set, this was, sadly, the mind set of most people in the 1950’s.
In the years leading up to her untimely and unfortunate death, she divorced Arthur Miller, starred in The Misfits, and infamously sang for President Kennedy at his Birthday Gala. The Performance was very controversial. Marilyn was dressed in an extremely tight gown; it looked as if it were sewn around her. She also sang to Mr. Kennedy in a very seductive manner.
Why would someone who was on top, one of the most beautiful women in the world, take her own life? He close friends and therapist have said that before her death, she seemed very happy; almost giddy. Monroe lived a very interesting life and it seems very unlikely that she, of all people, would commit suicide.
Her enduring fascination for us hints at our culture’s obsession with celebrity and perfection which may have been too much for Ms. Marilyn Monroe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDtimcQdDr4
ohmigeeeash. Old School Jon. :heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDtimcQdDr4
ohmigeeeash. Old School Jon. :heart:
ok that was cool. this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5yCgok3ofw) is not. effing teeny's have to ruin it for EVERYONE.

&^*#R~!~~111 :cuss:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2025/goodburgerrv7.jpg

Youtube is the greatest. :heart:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2025/goodburgerrv7.jpg

Youtube is the greatest. :heart:
aight

:woohoo:

man, there is still a lot of crap in there ashlee - you are probably gonna need to post your log on http://forums.spywareinfo.com/index.php?showforum=18 because there is a lot of stuff on there that I am not familiar with - I know its BAD, but I don't know the specifics on how to remove them safely

need to remove:

Running processes: (do a CTRL+ALT+DEL, click on the Processes Tab, then right-click on and End process for these) then FIND the files and delete them
C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe

C:\Program Files\Common Files\{B08C9DA9-0958-1033-0226-020709040001}\Update.exe
C:\WINNT\system32\??crosoft.NET\??rvices.exe

Check these items in HijackThis to fix:
R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Page_URL = http://www.gateway.net

R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Local Page = C:\WINNT\about.htm
R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings,ProxyOverride = *.local

F2 - REG:system.ini: Shell=Explorer.exe, C:\WINNT\System32\frear.exe
F2 - REG:system.ini: UserInit=C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\Userinit.exe,qmlecan.exe

O2 - BHO: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll
O2 - BHO: (no name) - {C331736C-CD8C-BC26-F9A8-B2DEBDB30E95} - C:\WINNT\System32\lmyfu.dll


O3 - Toolbar: OIN Search - {B9F6E8EB-A4E3-478E-88A4-D3995B5C45C8} - C:\Program Files\OIN Search\OINSearch.dll
O3 - Toolbar: Bar888 - {C1B4DEC2-2623-438e-9CA2-C9043AB28508} - C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\{308C9~1\Bar888.dll


O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [w6de9b2f.dll] RUNDLL32.EXE w6de9b2f.dll,I2 00062c6c06de9b2f
O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [MSConfig] C:\WINNT\PCHealth\HelpCtr\Binaries\MSConfig.exe /auto

O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Ltho] "C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SKS~1\ping.exe" -vt yazb
O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [Real Peak] C:\DOCUME~1\Owner\APPLIC~1\WAYBAL~1\beepcake.exe

O9 - Extra button: (no name) - {CD67F990-D8E9-11d2-98FE-00C0F0318AFE} - (no file)

not sure about these ones yet:

O16 - DPF: {739E8D90-2F4C-43AD-A1B8-66C356FCEA35} (RunExeActiveX.RunExe) - hcp://system/RunExeActiveX.CAB
O16 - DPF: {99CDFD87-F97A-42E1-9C13-D18220D90AD1} (StartFirstControl.CheckFirst) - hcp://system/StartFirstControl.CAB

O23 - Service: Client IP-IPX - Unknown owner - C:\WINNT\System32\svchosts.exe" -e mc-110-12-0000140 (file missing)

the problem is you are going to have to search for and delete all those bad DLL files too... the bold ones, try it and see if they come back, if they do, go post your log on the SWI forums
Ick, okay. Thanks Roby :) I'll try that out when I get some time.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2025/goodburgerrv7.jpg

Youtube is the greatest. :heart:
ahaha :woohoo:

:woohoo:
I watched The Best of MadTV Seasons 8.9 and 10 last night it was awesome! Even though there were skecthes Id already seen,most I hadnt

Dude where IS EVERYONE? MSN is like always dead now.

I watched The Best of MadTV Seasons 8.9 and 10 last night it was awesome! Even though there were skecthes Id already seen,most I hadnt
i love that DVD! but complete season sets would be better.

LOL. I haven't logged on in three days and it's still like this.

Dude where IS EVERYONE? MSN is like always dead now.
theyre all on MSN

You shouldn't kiss meeeee liiiikee thisss
If you don't meeeeannnn it liiiiiikeeee thattttt
</3

i love that DVD! but complete season sets would be better.
Yeah me too! Yeah it would be better

yup

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/1173842320339.jpg

Dude where IS EVERYONE? MSN is like always dead now.
I haven't been on MSN in like 2 weeks :eek:

it's 80 degrees here. by friday it's going to be like 30 and snowing. march is soo sexually confused.

Arcade Fire's Neon Bible Debuts at #2
27647 The Arcade Fire's second album, Neon Bible, claimed the No. 2 spot on the U.S. Billboard 200 charts this week, stomping all over new LPs from Daughtry, Relient K and Robin Thicke. According to Billboard, the album sold 92,000 copies this week; only Notorious B.I.G.'s Greatest Hits sold more. That album, which was released ten years after the rapper's death, sold 99,000 copies. This position is miles ahead of Funeral's chart ranking, which peaked at #131. The album also topped the Independent and Rock Album charts. Neon Bible also took #2 in the UK, coming in second to the Kaiser Chiefs' Yours Truly, Angry Mob.

haha. arcade fire beat that american idol whitey.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/robyrob_1/1173842320339.jpg
:rofl:

Arcade Fire's Neon Bible Debuts at #2
27647 The Arcade Fire's second album, Neon Bible, claimed the No. 2 spot on the U.S. Billboard 200 charts this week, stomping all over new LPs from Daughtry, Relient K and Robin Thicke. According to Billboard, the album sold 92,000 copies this week; only Notorious B.I.G.'s Greatest Hits sold more. That album, which was released ten years after the rapper's death, sold 99,000 copies. This position is miles ahead of Funeral's chart ranking, which peaked at #131. The album also topped the Independent and Rock Album charts. Neon Bible also took #2 in the UK, coming in second to the Kaiser Chiefs' Yours Truly, Angry Mob.

haha. arcade fire beat that american idol whitey.
they are roby'ns fav band right now...

Stop posting like TURTLES, everyone. :mad:

it's 80 degrees here. by friday it's going to be like 30 and snowing. march is soo sexually confused.

4-8 inches. gay. we better get a snow day or something.

Stop posting like TURTLES, everyone. :mad:
dem turtelz on da SMACK

dem turtelz on da SMACK
Chris Richardson's on the SMACK? :(

4-8 inches. gay. we better get a snow day or something.
yup here too. only, uh...we didn't get the 80 degrees part first.

if we get a delayed opening tomorrow im gonna be ticked, it'll cancel the half day that we have tomorrow.

Tgif :d

is MSN not letting anyone else log in?

IT FINALLY LET ME ON :woohoo:

in other news...im watching Laguna Biotch. that sketch will never get old. EVER. :mrtarver:

MSN isn't working for me. -_-

MSN pisses me ooooooooooff when it does this.

i want to go sledding.

WHEEL!

OF

FORTUNE!

Academic Rally is tomorrow.
Good News: I get to see my awesome friends.
Bad News: I have to wake up at 5. =/

i want to go sledding.

:crying:

Phuc MSN.

Phuc MSN.
W3RD

Phuc MSN.
MSN is pretty boring now too. :-/

MSN is pretty boring now too. :-/
showoff :snob:

bored. someone cure me.

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request, when Angus said,

"Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request, when Angus said,

"Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
LOL

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this heinous crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this heinous crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
:rofl:

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing to the ground 40 floors down.

Just then Paul's date walked out.

"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing to the ground 40 floors down.

Just then Paul's date walked out.

"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."
Poor Rollo :(

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing to the ground 40 floors down.

Just then Paul's date walked out.

"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."
:rofl:

I always get excited when I see posts here that are very recent, but the place is still dead. :grr:

MSN is pretty boring now too. :-/

There's no pleasing anyone here. :lol:

BYU requires a 25-30 ACT score. Mormons must be hella smart.

I always get excited when I see posts here that are very recent, but the place is still dead. :grr:
basicly.

The test today kicked my ass.

BYU requires a 25-30 ACT score. Mormons must be hella smart.
PRRRRROOOOFFFF
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8656/collegelikewhoagj8.jpg

I COLD

Jack should get this tattooed acrost his chest:

Jack should get this tattooed acrost his chest:
:rofl:

Jack should get this tattooed acrost his chest:
:rotflmao:

That or SCHLAMBO

Dead

Dead
QUlCK! CALL lN THE Z0MBlES!!!!!

QUlCK! CALL lN THE Z0MBlES!!!!!
Send in the clowns. ohno:

PRRRRROOOOFFFF
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8656/collegelikewhoagj8.jpg
damn you're already looking at colleges?

Jack should get this tattooed acrost his chest:
:lol:

I can't believe Stephen Colbert has his own ice cream flavor. I wanna try it :lol: