Mon---Class Clown

Guest star: Erin Moran ("Happy Days")

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Tue---Wish You Were Here

Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night.

Wed---Feat of Clay

The siblings take a valuable statue to school.

Thu---Nobody Here But Us Uncles

The siblings try to pair Bill with their teacher.

Fri---Too Late, Too Soon

Emily plays Cupid for Mr. French; her son falls for Cissy.