:lol:
:lol:

...no. :eek:
Hmm

I have my doubts though LOL
doubts for what??

:rofl:

okay brb

Naughty Naughty :nono:
you mean :nonono:?

so you were drinking sperm?
LOL was it in Thomas Ian Nicholas's beer glass?

okay brb
:wave:

:rofl:
that was supposed to be quoting Ashlee's sperm post.

doubts for what??
That he'll show up

okay brb
:bye:

you mean :nonono:?
Yeah :grr:

damn. this thread is moving right along.

That he'll show up
I doubt it too.

That he'll show up
i doubt he will. he has a LIFE.

I doubt it too.
Originally I thought that he might, but now its unlikely.

damn. this thread is moving right along.
:woohoo: THIS IS A HOT PARTY!!!1

i doubt he will. he has a LIFE.
Probably. :lol:

damn. this thread is moving right along.
which is awesome.

That he'll show up
Yeah

:woohoo: THIS IS A HOT PARTY!!!1
da boom diggity

i doubt he will. he has a LIFE.
:nod:

dam we're gonna have to create a 2nd thread. :rofl:

which is awesome.
Yup!:D

LMAO. i have a sticky at the top of the page. makes it look like im the MOD here.

LOL I know


We;re not mean Jeremy I SWEAR! ASS! ****! ****! See I swore! But I really meant the other definition
well, damn - i thought you guys were dissin ME, but oh well....


i'm just stoppin in for a minute to say HI and im fashionably late so :p

dam we're gonna have to create a 2nd thread. :rofl:
It'll probalby slow down later on *_*

dam we're gonna have to create a 2nd thread. :rofl:
looks like it.

LMAO. i have a sticky at the top of the page. makes it look like im the MOD here.
For a sec, I thought you were the mod when I saw you had a sticky :lol:

It'll probalby slow down later on *_*
:lol: yeah.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/joeanimation.gif

dam we're gonna have to create a 2nd thread. :rofl:
LOL maybe!




Hey Roby! :wave:

For a sec, I thought you were the mod when I saw you had a sticky :lol:
LOL its from several years ago, when i was the mod here.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/joeanimation.gif
:rofl: :rotflmao: :rofl: :rotflmao:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/joeanimation.gif
:rotflmao:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/joeanimation.gif
:rotflmao: WTF

LOL its from several years ago, when i was the mod here.
I remember how that turned out...wont mention anything

LOL its from several years ago, when i was the mod here.
OHHHH.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/joeanimation.gif
omg lOL

:rotflmao: WTF
:)

I remember how that turned out...wont mention anything
LOL i remember that...dam that caused drama.

Let's literally invite Frank Caeti



Nah :lol: itll never happen though itd rule

LOL i remember that...dam that caused drama.
SO MUCH DRAMA

Let's literally invite Frank Caeti



Nah :lol: itll never happen though itd rule
LOL i dont even know if he's on right now.

LOL i remember that...dam that caused drama.
LOL yeah

:rotflmao: WTF
I'm laughing hard :lol:

:grr:

LOL i dont even know if he's on right now.
LOL I know

davey, apparently the FBI confiscated your tuna casserole because they thought it was a weapon of mass descruction. :(

I'm laughing hard :lol:
Joe manipulations are so much fun!

*sits on time out chair*

davey, apparently the FBI confiscated your tuna casserole because they thought it was a weapon of mass descruction. :(
:( I put so much work into that. Oh well, I'll just make a new one.

davey, apparently the FBI confiscated your tuna casserole because they thought it was a weapon of mass descruction. :(
:eek:

SO MUCH DRAMA
ITS LIKE A DRAMA BOARD!!!!!!!!111111111OENONEONEONEELEVENELEVENELVENONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is it???

http://www.twosisterscook.com/images/248-TunaCasserole.jpg

Joe manipulations are so much fun!
they sure are!!!!! :woohoo: :)

*sits on time out chair*
:rolleyes: you can come off now if you PROMISE to behave. DO YOU HEAR ME, YOUNG LADY? :mad:

*sits on time out chair*
about time.

http://www.twosisterscook.com/images/248-TunaCasserole.jpg
AM I INSAAANE OR DO I REALLY SEE HEAVEN ON A PLAAATE?

:rolleyes: you can come off now if you PROMISE to behave. DO YOU HEAR ME, YOUNG LADY? :mad:
No i sat down just for the hell of it. :D

:( I put so much work into that. Oh well, I'll just make a new one.
:( Ok!


WMD STOOD FOR,IN THE BOX "WELL MADE-DAVEY" :mad:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is it???
WHOA. a WTB boarder! HAY :wave:

http://www.twosisterscook.com/images/248-TunaCasserole.jpg
that looks nasty. Mine looks a lot sexier.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is it???
Hey!

:rolleyes: you can come off now if you PROMISE to behave. DO YOU HEAR ME, YOUNG LADY? :mad:
I THINK SHE'S REBELLING

http://www.twosisterscook.com/images/248-TunaCasserole.jpg
MMMMMMMMMMM

AM I INSAAANE OR DO I REALLY SEE HEAVEN ON A PLAAATE?
you could be insane!

that looks nasty. Mine looks a lot sexier.
sexy sexy!

No i sat down just for the hell of it. :D
you....PUNK!

you could be insane!
DON'T HAVE NO FEARRR OHOHH IS THERE WONDER WHY I'M REALLY FEELING IN THE MOOD FOR CASSEROOOOLE. :grady:

I THINK SHE'S REBELLING
it seems that way.

I THINK SHE'S REBELLING
IMMA CALL DA AUTHORITY!



DINNER! :D

DON'T HAVE NO FEARRR OHOHH IS THERE WONDER WHY I'M REALLY FEELING IN THE MOOD FOR CASSEROOOOLE. :grady:
why you wanna change meeeeee filp all the thangs that really maddde me

sexy sexy!
My casserole was voted the Most Desirable Casserole in the World by readers of askcasserole.com

it seems that way.
What a shame. She used to be such a good kid. :(

why you wanna change meeeeee filp all the thangs that really maddde me
Ruben. :drool:

What a shame. She used to be such a good kid. :(
No i wasn't. I was just better at hiding it. :(

DON'T HAVE NO FEARRR OHOHH IS THERE WONDER WHY I'M REALLY FEELING IN THE MOOD FOR CASSEROOOOLE. :grady:
:rofl:

My casserole was voted the Most Desirable Casserole in the World by readers of askcasserole.com
No suprise!

Ruben. :drool:
MM YOU SAID IT, GURRL.

No i wasn't. I was just better at hiding it. :(
That's even worse. :(

What a shame. She used to be such a good kid. :(
she was. oh my, how she has changed :mrtarver:

MM YOU SAID IT, GURRL.
http://straightwords.typepad.com/straightwords_ezine/rube.jpg

That's even worse. :(
Well I guess I'm good now then!

No suprise!
they speak the truth!

http://straightwords.typepad.com/straightwords_ezine/rube.jpg
OOH BABY! GIMME DAT.

she was. oh my, how she has changed :mrtarver:
We raised her BETTER than this. :o

We raised her BETTER than this. :o
Obviously not. :grr:

http://straightwords.typepad.com/straightwords_ezine/rube.jpg
that pic is big.

OOH BABY! GIMME DAT.
I want every inch of that chocolatey goodness. :drool:

I want every inch of that chocolatey goodness. :drool:
Can you finish it all? I WANT THE LEFT OVERS.

Obviously not. :grr:
DON'T QUESTION MY MORAL AUTHORITY. :grr:

We raised her BETTER than this. :o
It's not really our fault...she has always been a bad seed.

that pic is big.
SERIOUSLY? :grady:

Can you finish it all? I WANT THE LEFT OVERS.
I just might, but if I can't you can have what's left. :grineyes:

Obviously not. :grr:
:eek:

DON'T QUESTION MY MORAL AUTHORITY. :grr:
How am i supposed to grow up with a healthy mind when I don't have a strong, loving parent? :( I mean.. don't you see.. we're LUSTING OVER THE SAME MAN. And I don't even know who my DADDY is.

by the way, Bunifa said she couldn't make it :( she's staying at her parent's house.

http://www.arch.mcgill.ca/prof/sijpkes/abc-structures-2005/Lectures-2005/lecture-2/hut-africa.jpg

Can you finish it all? I WANT THE LEFT OVERS.
LOL :lol:

I just might, but if I can't you can have what's left. :grineyes:
no.. you WILL save some for me.

It's not really our fault...she has always been a bad seed.
From the day we adopted her. :/

SERIOUSLY? :grady:
YES!

by the way, Bunifa said she couldn't make it :( she's staying at her parent's house.

http://www.arch.mcgill.ca/prof/sijpkes/abc-structures-2005/Lectures-2005/lecture-2/hut-africa.jpg
LOL

How am i supposed to grow up with a healthy mind when I don't have a strong, loving parent? :( I mean.. don't you see.. we're LUSTING OVER THE SAME MAN. And I don't even know who my DADDY is.
UHH UMM *stutters*

I just might, but if I can't you can have what's left. :grineyes:
you can take what's left, you can take what's left, you can take's what left of Ruuuuuben.

no.. you WILL save some for me.
OKAY OKAY. :grr: :(

by the way, Bunifa said she couldn't make it :( she's staying at her parent's house.

http://www.arch.mcgill.ca/prof/sijpkes/abc-structures-2005/Lectures-2005/lecture-2/hut-africa.jpg
:rofl:

From the day we adopted her. :/
I'm.. adopted? :eek:

by the way, Bunifa said she couldn't make it :( she's staying at her parent's house.

http://www.arch.mcgill.ca/prof/sijpkes/abc-structures-2005/Lectures-2005/lecture-2/hut-africa.jpg
WTH :rotflmao:

UHH UMM *stutters*
:rolleyes:

I'm.. adopted? :eek:
Yes. :(

:rolleyes:
I'm a GREAT parent. :mad:

From the day we adopted her. :/
:nod: we should just let her do what she wants, and eventually she'll realise that she was wrong to neglect our teachings. She'll come back to us at some point.

Yes. :(
HOLY ****.

I'm a GREAT parent. :mad:
I'm afraid not :(

:nod: we should just let her do what she wants, and eventually she'll realise that she was wrong to neglect our teachings. She'll come back to us at some point.
She'll come CRAWLING back. :o

:nod: we should just let her do what she wants, and eventually she'll realise that she was wrong to neglect our teachings. She'll come back to us at some point.
Yeah right. :rofl:

She'll come CRAWLING back. :o
WRONG!

I'm.. adopted? :eek:
:nod:

HOLY ****.
YOU THINK I COULD BIRTH A MONSTER LIKE YOU? NEVER.

jackie you're real parents got rich and abondaned you. :( we found you and adopted you!

I'm afraid not :(
LIES.

She'll come CRAWLING back. :o
she sure will. And she'll be begging us to let her come back home.

she sure will. And she'll be begging us to let her come back home.
.. and we won't let her!

Yeah right. :rofl:
your ROFLing hurts us Jackie :( :(

YOU THINK I COULD BIRTH A MONSTER LIKE YOU? NEVER.
Wow, great loving parent.

jackie you're real parents got rich and abondaned you. :( we found you and adopted you!
so i have 2 dads.. and my mom is lusting over ANOTHER man? Wow welcome to the whore house.

jackie you're real parents got rich and abondaned you. :( we found you and adopted you!
yes. It's like Annie...except her parents were poor :)

so i have 2 dads.. and my mom is lusting over ANOTHER man? Wow welcome to the whore house.
that's actually where we found you! you were in the same bed as a black girl. :)

Wow, great loving parent.
:lookaroun Never said I was loving..

.. and we won't let her!
NOPE. she'll be left outside in the cold.

your ROFLing hurts us Jackie :( :(
ROFFLING hurts. :(

that's actually where we found you! you were in the same bed as a black girl. :)
omg :rotflmao:

that's actually where we found you! you were in the same bed as a black girl. :)
... That explains ALOT.

that's actually where we found you! you were in the same bed as a black girl. :)
Wow. I started REALLY early.

:lookaroun Never said I was loving..
exactly. just cos we're your parents doesn't mean that we're loving. get with the program.

ROFFLING hurts. :(
It hurts more than Jackie will ever know.

exactly. just cos we're your parents doesn't mean that we're loving. get with the program.
A good parent is loving.

... That explains ALOT.
:nod: now we know.

exactly. just cos we're your parents doesn't mean that we're loving. get with the program.
SERIOUSLY. :rolleyes:

It hurts more than Jackie will ever know.
She doesn't understand the pain.

Wow. I started REALLY early.
yep! your first word was "curvalicious". :)

She doesn't understand the pain.
You laugh at me all the time. :o

Hey guys. I won't come on till later, but I don't know if that's even possible cuz I have a ****load of homework to do and I gotta finish it all by tonight cuz I won't be here for most of the day tomorrow. =/ Sorry everyone but I really hope I get to post before everyone leaves tonight.

A good parent is loving.
not always. Ozzy Osbourne isn't loving but he's a great parent.

yep! your first word was "curvalicious". :)
Damn I was a smart child. see, I always knew where it was at. :grineyes:

yep! your first word was "curvalicious". :)
You sure it wasn't ''THAT HO IS THICK AZ HELL''? :confused:

Hey guys. I won't come on till later, but I don't know if that's even possible cuz I have a ****load of homework to do and I gotta finish it all by tonight cuz I won't be here for most of the day tomorrow. =/ Sorry everyone but I really hope I get to post before everyone leaves tonight.
k :(

She doesn't understand the pain.
:( that whore house was closed down the next month and everyone in it was arrested. if it weren't for us she'd be rotting in jail right now. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/paulacrying.gif

She doesn't understand the pain.
She never will understand...unless she has whores of her own some day -_-

not always. Ozzy Osbourne isn't loving but he's a great parent.
right? :grr:

Hey guys. I won't come on till later, but I don't know if that's even possible cuz I have a ****load of homework to do and I gotta finish it all by tonight cuz I won't be here for most of the day tomorrow. =/ Sorry everyone but I really hope I get to post before everyone leaves tonight.
:-/ Aww. :( Hopefully I see you later. :wave:

You sure it wasn't ''THAT HO IS THICK AZ HELL''? :confused:
:rofl:

:( that whore house was closed down the next month and everyone in it was arrested. if it weren't for us she'd be rotting in jail right now. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/paulacrying.gif
:mrtarver:

Hey guys. I won't come on till later, but I don't know if that's even possible cuz I have a ****load of homework to do and I gotta finish it all by tonight cuz I won't be here for most of the day tomorrow. =/ Sorry everyone but I really hope I get to post before everyone leaves tonight.
:\ ok

:( that whore house was closed down the next month and everyone in it was arrested. if it weren't for us she'd be rotting in jail right now. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/paulacrying.gif
They wouldn't send me to jail, I was too young. o.O

She never will understand...unless she has whores of her own some day -_-
I hope to God she never does! :grr:

You sure it wasn't ''THAT HO IS THICK AZ HELL''? :confused:
NO, remember, that was what she said about the black nun in church on her first christmas! :)

:( that whore house was closed down the next month and everyone in it was arrested. if it weren't for us she'd be rotting in jail right now. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/paulacrying.gif
and instead of thanking us, she's rebelling against us!

NO, remember, that was what she said about the black nun in church on her first christmas! :)
OOH yeah! Thanks for the clarification. :)

right? :grr:
Yeah. RIGHT.

Hey guys. I won't come on till later, but I don't know if that's even possible cuz I have a ****load of homework to do and I gotta finish it all by tonight cuz I won't be here for most of the day tomorrow. =/ Sorry everyone but I really hope I get to post before everyone leaves tonight.
:( ok.

They wouldn't send me to jail, I was too young. o.O
they would've sent you to some sort of slutty jail.

NO, remember, that was what she said about the black nun in church on her first christmas! :)
I don't remember that ~_-

I hope to God she never does! :grr:
so do I. more trouble than they're worth :grr:

they would've sent you to some sort of slutty jail.
So you basically took me away from going to heaven?

NO, remember, that was what she said about the black nun in church on her first christmas! :)
oh right. :lol:

so do I. more trouble than they're worth :grr:
That's for sure. :grrbald:

I don't remember that ~_-
you were too young and lustful at the time, so you probably can't remember anything.

That's for sure. :grrbald:
you sure know what it's like to be a whore. :)

they would've sent you to some sort of slutty jail.
they'd send her here...

http://www.4213miles.com/blog/archives/BabyJail1.jpg

you were too young and lustful at the time, so you probably can't remember anything.
Over a nun? I don't think so. :o

So you basically took me away from going to heaven?
no, we saved you from being someone's bitch when you were only 1 year old!

you were too young and lustful at the time, so you probably can't remember anything.
:rofl: Young and lustful.

they'd send her here...

http://www.4213miles.com/blog/archives/BabyJail1.jpg
O_O

they'd send her here...

http://www.4213miles.com/blog/archives/BabyJail1.jpg
:nod: and she'd never get out.

you sure know what it's like to be a whore. :)
NOPE.

no, we saved you from being someone's bitch when you were only 1 year old!
Maybe I wanted to be someones bitch. :snob:

no, we saved you from being someone's bitch when you were only 1 year old!
LOL!

Over a nun? I don't think so. :o
she was a black nun so you'd better believe it.

NOPE.
In Denial. Come on we all know I learned from the best.

:nod: and she'd never get out.
they'd throw away the key!

she was a black nun so you'd better believe it.
:lookaroun

:rofl: Young and lustful.
its so sad that she's been tainted since birth.

they'd send her here...

http://www.4213miles.com/blog/archives/BabyJail1.jpg
What a horrible life. :o

they'd send her here...

http://www.4213miles.com/blog/archives/BabyJail1.jpg
aww haha who's that

Maybe I wanted to be someones bitch. :snob:
well I guess you have to follow your own path. So go be someone's bitch now, and see if your happy. K?

its so sad that she's been tainted since birth.
:( So sad.

they'd throw away the key!
and they'd poke her for 14 minutes every day!

by the way, Bunifa said she couldn't make it :( she's staying at her parent's house.

http://www.arch.mcgill.ca/prof/sijpkes/abc-structures-2005/Lectures-2005/lecture-2/hut-africa.jpg
LOL

aww haha who's that
no idea :rofl: by the way, make the roomplans ashlee :(

well I guess you have to follow your own path. So go be someone's bitch now, and see if your happy. K?
I will go do that. Believe me.

In Denial. Come on we all know I learned from the best.
I taught you to be classy and tasteful. :mad:

:( So sad.
even getting that priest to pour blessed water all over her didn't work.

no idea :rofl: by the way, make the roomplans ashlee :(
I get to room with Ciara in the heart room. If I dont, I'm leaving this party.

I taught you to be classy and tasteful. :mad:
No... you didn't. :confused:

:( So sad.
and we tried to save her, but she WOULDN'T COOPERATE. :mad:

I will go do that. Believe me.
don't come back here looking for any money either. You have been officially CUT OFF.

even getting that priest to pour blessed water all over her didn't work.
I think it was impossible all along. :o We did the best we could!

that's actually where we found you! you were in the same bed as a black girl. :)
:rotflmao:

I get to room with Ciara in the heart room. If I dont, I'm leaving this party.
LOL.

don't come back here looking for any money either. You have been officially CUT OFF.
There's always a way to make money.

No... you didn't. :confused:
CRAZY TALK!

I think it was impossible all along. :o We did the best we could!
She was the original Problem Child ohno:

don't come back here looking for any money either. You have been officially CUT OFF.
:cool:

She was the original Problem Child ohno:
she was doomed from the start. :nonono:

CRAZY TALK!
Then what other explanation is there for why I turned out this way? Children follow in their parents' footsteps.

She was the original Problem Child ohno:
:( WHY US

they'd throw away the key!
Yeah!

There's always a way to make money.
well your just a regular Ms. SmartPants aren't you. *shakes fist*

Then what other explanation is there for why I turned out this way? Children follow in their parents' footsteps.
Well, maybe your birth parents were whores. :o NOT MY FAULT.

:( WHY US
we HAD to find her in Mushy Cox Whorehouse, didnt we? :mad:

she was doomed from the start. :nonono:
yep.

She was the original Problem Child ohno:
Before Michael Oliver!

well your just a regular Ms. SmartPants aren't you. *shakes fist*
*grabs a bottle of Bling H2O* Don't make me break this bottle over your head, bitch.

:( WHY US
we didn't deserve it. at all.

we HAD to find her in Mushy Cox Whorehouse, didnt we? :mad:
Guess so. :mrtarver:

we HAD to find her in Mushy Cox Whorehouse, didnt we? :mad:
LOL JOE IS GETTIN DIRTAYY WITH HIS NMAES FOR PLACES :rotflmao:

we HAD to find her in Mushy Cox Whorehouse, didnt we? :mad:
What were you doing in a whore house anyways? :grr:

we HAD to find her in Mushy Cox Whorehouse, didnt we? :mad:
I guess we should have predicted how she'd turn out.

*grabs a bottle of Bling H2O* Don't make me break this bottle over your head, bitch.
we don't have water bottles, we have JUICEWATER bottles.

*grabs a bottle of Bling H2O* Don't make me break this bottle over your head, bitch.
I NEED A DRINK. *grabs BLING CHAMPAGNE*

What were you doing in a whore house anyways? :grr:
looking for a baby to adopt.

:o

*grabs a bottle of Bling H2O* Don't make me break this bottle over your head, bitch.
DON'T DO IT!!!

What were you doing in a whore house anyways? :grr:
...nothing! :whistle:

What were you doing in a whore house anyways? :grr:
Davey was working there. :o

:o
LAUREN!!1 :wave:

*grabs a bottle of Bling H2O* Don't make me break this bottle over your head, bitch.
:eek: WATCH OUT JOE! Jackie-zilla gonna BREAK YOU! and it WONT BE PRETTY

we don't have water bottles, we have JUICEWATER bottles.
WAIT A MINUTE? Do you see those bottles in stores where you live? BLING h2O?

Davey was working there. :o
:eek:

Davey was working there. :o
and i demanded him to get me the one we found little Jackie next to!

WAIT A MINUTE? Do you see those bottles in stores where you live? BLING h2O?
no. :lol:

:eek:
He was the cook. :)

Davey was working there. :o
:eek: You promised you wouldn't bring that up again!

:o
Hey Lauren!:wave:

:eek: You promised you wouldn't bring that up again!
:o It's nothing to be ashamed of. All the hookers LOVED your tuna casserole.

He was the cook. :)
yes. I prepared tasty pasta dishes for the whores :)

He was the cook. :)
:rofl:

i mean...!

here Joe you little bitch

and i demanded him to get me the one we found little Jackie next to!
Ah! I guess he DIDNT!

He was the cook. :)
What a nice job!

:o It's nothing to be ashamed of. All the hookers LOVED your tuna casserole.
but its embarassing to be known as "the chef who used to cook for whores" :(

yes. I prepared tasty pasta dishes for the whores :)
:rotflmao: that made me laugh hard for some reason.

yes. I prepared tasty pasta dishes for the whores :)
:D

but its embarassing to be known as "the chef who used to cook for whores" :(
No it's not. Whores gotta eat too. :(

here Joe you little bitch
:rofl: i love it!!!

here Joe you little bitch
Thats AWESOME!

:rotflmao: that made me laugh hard for some reason.
:D