The next Smurftractor thread after we finish Johnny's. :happyface

i dont get it.

ROBY. Now the thread's on 999. That's gonna bother me so bad it's not even funny :mrtarver:

ROBY. Now the thread's on 999. That's gonna bother me so bad it's not even funny :mrtarver:
sorry, it looks like 1000 to me :(

say did the Easter Bunny see his reflection this morning, or are we going to get 3 more months of Christmas Shopping this year?

sorry, it looks like 1000 to me :(
there, i fixed.

where my YEN now?

say did the Easter Bunny see his reflection this morning, or are we going to get 3 more months of Christmas Shopping this year?
LOL hmmm

there, i fixed.

where my YEN now?
Thanks. And I ain't got no YEN.

say did the Easter Bunny see his reflection this morning, or are we going to get 3 more months of Christmas Shopping this year?
:lol:

LOL hmmm
dang - watching LAS VEGAS, and Nikki Cox just asked some basketball player if she could sign his balls....

BOY is HER face RED :o

Thanks. And I ain't got no YEN.
no money for pepsis :(

Thanks. And I ain't got no YEN.
Want a fistful?


http://uk.geocities.com/zaz_fan/zaz_web_pages/kfmpic3.jpg

no money for pepsis :(
you knoooowwww....

joe never did answer my question about those fancy coolats of his....

Want a fistful?


http://uk.geocities.com/zaz_fan/zaz_web_pages/kfmpic3.jpg
that looks like poo.

does it come with a free fortune cookie?

that looks like poo.

does it come with a free fortune cookie?
it's not poo, it's an Asian

i just had the most bizarre yet fun/hilarious time at a restaraunt ever :rofl:

it's not poo, it's an Asian
poke it with a chopstix

ashlee did you read my 30 Rock statement?

i just had the most bizarre yet fun/hilarious time at a restaraunt ever :rofl:
didja try the VEAAALLLLLL?

ashlee did you read my 30 Rock statement?
no thanks.

i just had the most bizarre yet fun/hilarious time at a restaraunt ever :rofl:
COOL wha hap?

ashlee did you read my 30 Rock statement?
nope what

if you aint Dutch, you aint Much.

i just had the most bizarre yet fun/hilarious time at a restaraunt ever :rofl:
LOL what was it?

if you aint Dutch, you aint Much.
:lol:

LOL what was it?
he's trying to build the suspense

probably means that he ordered it with cheese, but they gave him ONIONS instead.

he's trying to build the suspense

probably means that he ordered it with cheese, but they gave him ONIONS instead.
LOL maybe

COOL wha hap?
WELL we went to TGI Fridays with my aunts, uncles and my cousin and we had this crazy waitress who kept randomly blurting out odd stuff like she would randomly come to the table and was like "I WONDER IF THE SNOW WILL TURN TO RAIN" and then one time she said "I REALLY LIKE THE LIGHTS ON THE BAR THEY'RE SO PRETTY THEY ARE THE COLOR OF THE WALLS ON ER" and we were like o_O. and then she came a few more times just blurting out random things and she looked at our check and was like "WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE BROKE AFTER TONIGHT!" and started laughing really hard. so then we stayed for like 3 hours and we didnt even reliaze it and the manager came was like "FOLKS WE HAVE A PARTY OF 11 WAITING FOR THIS TABLE...YOU'VE MADE THEM WAIT FOR 45 MINUTES NOW" and we were like ":-O" so we left and when we were walking out the party of 11 was like cheering. :rofl:

WELL we went to TGI Fridays with my aunts and a few cousins and we had this crazy waitress who kept randomly blurting out odd stuff like she would randomly come to the table and was like "I WONDER IF THE SNOW WILL TURN TO RAIN" and then one time she said "I REALLY LIKE THE LIGHTS ON THE BAR THEY'RE SO PRETTY THEY ARE THE COLOR OF THE WALLS ON ER" and we were like o_O. and then she came a few more times just blurting out random things and she looked at our check and was like "WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE BROKE AFTER TONIGHT!" and started laughing really hard. so then we stayed for like 3 hours and we didnt even reliaze it and the manager came was like "FOLKS WE HAVE A PARTY OF 11 WAITING FOR THIS TABLE...YOU'VE MADE THEM WAIT FOR 45 MINUTES NOW" and we were like ":-O" so we left and when we were walking out the party of 11 was like cheering. :rofl:
:grr: :lol:

WELL we went to TGI Fridays with my aunts and a few cousins and we had this crazy waitress who kept randomly blurting out odd stuff like she would randomly come to the table and was like "I WONDER IF THE SNOW WILL TURN TO RAIN" and then one time she said "I REALLY LIKE THE LIGHTS ON THE BAR THEY'RE SO PRETTY THEY ARE THE COLOR OF THE WALLS ON ER" and we were like o_O. and then she came a few more times just blurting out random things and she looked at our check and was like "WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE BROKE AFTER TONIGHT!" and started laughing really hard. so then we stayed for like 3 hours and we didnt even reliaze it and the manager came was like "FOLKS WE HAVE A PARTY OF 11 WAITING FOR THIS TABLE...YOU'VE MADE THEM WAIT FOR 45 MINUTES NOW" and we were like ":-O" so we left and when we were walking out the party of 11 was like cheering. :rofl:
that's all very intertaining, but if you had stayed for FIVE MORE MINUTES you would've heard your waitress say, "I DO COCAAAAAAINE"

that's all very intertaining, but if you had stayed for FIVE MORE MINUTES you would've heard your waitress say, "I DO COCAAAAAAINE"
:rotflmao:

WELL we went to TGI Fridays with my aunts and a few cousins and we had this crazy waitress who kept randomly blurting out odd stuff like she would randomly come to the table and was like "I WONDER IF THE SNOW WILL TURN TO RAIN" and then one time she said "I REALLY LIKE THE LIGHTS ON THE BAR THEY'RE SO PRETTY THEY ARE THE COLOR OF THE WALLS ON ER" and we were like o_O. and then she came a few more times just blurting out random things and she looked at our check and was like "WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE BROKE AFTER TONIGHT!" and started laughing really hard. so then we stayed for like 3 hours and we didnt even reliaze it and the manager came was like "FOLKS WE HAVE A PARTY OF 11 WAITING FOR THIS TABLE...YOU'VE MADE THEM WAIT FOR 45 MINUTES NOW" and we were like ":-O" so we left and when we were walking out the party of 11 was like cheering. :rofl:
:rotflmao: WRITE A SKETCH! Thatd be for MadTV AND SNL

i can't believe people are STILL going on about the mooninites in boston - IT WAS A FRICKEN LITE-BRITE!!!

apparently they are illegal in Boston now. along with clock radios and electric can openers.

i can't believe people are STILL going on about the mooninites in boston - IT WAS A FRICKEN LITE-BRITE!!!

apparently they are illegal in Boston now. along with clock radios and electric can openers.
LOL we discussed that the DINNER TABLE tonight. some people are ********.

:rotflmao: WRITE A SKETCH! Thatd be for MadTV AND SNL
yeah 2 sketches could come out of that...

a) the dinner party that wouldn't leave or...
b) a physcotic waitress charactar, played by NICOLE PARKER.

that's all very intertaining, but if you had stayed for FIVE MORE MINUTES you would've heard your waitress say, "I DO COCAAAAAAINE"
:rotflmao:

yeah 2 sketches could come out of that...

a) the dinner party that wouldn't leave or...
b) a physcotic waitress charactar, played by NICOLE PARKER.
AH YES! I had Nicole Parker in mind too, Amy Poehler for the SNL one

Joe what about 30 Rock?

I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW MADTV TOMORROW. it seems like we haven't had one in YEARS.

i can't believe people are STILL going on about the mooninites in boston - IT WAS A FRICKEN LITE-BRITE!!!

apparently they are illegal in Boston now. along with clock radios and electric can openers.
LOL

I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW MADTV TOMORROW. it seems like we haven't had one in YEARS.
I know!

Joe what about 30 Rock?
i'm sorry but your question has exceeded joe's attention span, please try again later, and accept this novelty spoon.

i can't believe people are STILL going on about the mooninites in boston - IT WAS A FRICKEN LITE-BRITE!!!

apparently they are illegal in Boston now. along with clock radios and electric can openers.
I know. That was crazy :grr:

but ha, that show is awesome

i'm sorry but your question has exceeded joe's attention span, please try again later, and accept this novelty spoon.
I was thinking the same thing :lol:

i'm sorry but your question has exceeded joe's attention span, please try again later, and accept this novelty spoon.
:lol:

Joe what about 30 Rock?
theres some new sitcom taking its place for like a month in march but its coming back after that.

oh and jack you're right it was a repeat last week. SORRY!!1 :mrtarver:

theres some new sitcom taking its place for like a month in march but its coming back after that.

oh and jack you're right it was a repeat last week. SORRY!!1 :mrtarver:
um wtf why?

um wtf why?
they only have so many eps of 30 Rock, so they fill in the extra spots with other stuff.

um wtf why?
cause NBC is gay. :) its written by conan though you'll probably like it. *-* but i hope it flops so it doesnt replace 30 Rock :lookaroun

theres some new sitcom taking its place for like a month in march but its coming back after that.

oh and jack you're right it was a repeat last week. SORRY!!1 :mrtarver:
Ah I see,cool


Yup!:D But you hadnt seen it

cause NBC is gay. :) its written by conan though you'll probably like it. *-* but i hope it flops so it doesnt replace 30 Rock :lookaroun
but I just don't get why it'd replace 30 Rock, why not drop a show that's doing bad and put that in?

cause NBC is gay. :) its written by conan though you'll probably like it. *-* but i hope it flops so it doesnt replace 30 Rock :lookaroun
Soudns like ana wesome show. I hope it f doesnt replace it either, just gets movred to another day

but I just don't get why it'd replace 30 Rock, why not drop a show that's doing bad and put that in?
well 30 Rock is doing the worst out of all of the Thursday sitcoms, and they wouldn't replace it with a drama...so...

but i think there's another sitcom coming that might replace either Scrubs or The Office for a few weeks.

but I just don't get why it'd replace 30 Rock, why not drop a show that's doing bad and put that in?
Yeah

well 30 Rock is doing the worst out of all of the Thursday sitcoms, and they wouldn't replace it with a drama...so...

but i think there's another sitcom coming that might replace either Scrubs or The Office for a few weeks.
This is so freaking ******** :grr:

they only have so many eps of 30 Rock, so they fill in the extra spots with other stuff.
they should just show REPEATS of the show like they used to do. *-* Network TV is so messed up lol

This is so freaking ******** :grr:
LOL i agree. what happened to REPEATS? now when a show goes on hiatus for like 2 weeks they go and bring in another show to replace it. GAY.

well 30 Rock is doing the worst out of all of the Thursday sitcoms, and they wouldn't replace it with a drama...so...

but i think there's another sitcom coming that might replace either Scrubs or The Office for a few weeks.
Maybe if it wasnt again Grey;s Anatomy itd do better



NOOOOOO NOT THOSE!!!

LOL i agree. what happened to REPEATS? now when a show goes on hiatus for like 2 weeks they go and bring in another show to replace it. GAY.
I know

But yeah what was the last mid season show that flopped?

Im talking to you, Committed

but I just don't get why it'd replace 30 Rock, why not drop a show that's doing bad and put that in?
NBC only ordered so many eps of 30 Rock.

I love the Thursday line-up. It's perfect...and if anything gets replaced I'm gonna be PISSED.

NBC only ordered so many eps of 30 Rock.
screw them, they need to start doing what I say

I love the Thursday line-up. It's perfect...and if anything gets replaced I'm gonna be PISSED.
Ditto!

But yeah what was the last mid season show that flopped?

Im talking to you, Committed
I LOVED THAT SHOW.

You know whatd be awesome? If they some how did a corssover of all those shows?

You know whatd be awesome? If they some how did a corssover of all those shows?
THEY SHOULD!

I LOVED THAT SHOW.
Me too!



Same for Life on a Stick,but that wasnt that great. Quintuplets was HILARIOUS

You know whatd be awesome? If they some how did a corssover of all those shows?
what you mean

NBC only ordered so many eps of 30 Rock.
they ordered a full season though *-*

THEY SHOULD!
YES!


They could have Earl get a job at The Office, then they do a jo at 30 Rock ,then someone has to go to the hospital and his terated by Dr. Kelso, Dre. Cox, JD,Turk and the gang. That would be Randy

what you mean
Earl/Office/Scrubs/30 Rock crossover.

OMG....Earl injures someone in the Office cast so they go to the Scrubs hospital where the Scrubs cast takes care of them and then The Girlie Show does a parody on it all!

what you mean
Like a crossover of My Name Is Earl,The Office,Scrubs and 30 Rock,like theyre all combined some how

Earl/Office/Scrubs/30 Rock crossover.

OMG....Earl injures someone in the Office cast so they go to the Scrubs hospital where the Scrubs cast takes care of them and then The Girlie Show does a parody on it all!
OR they should get rid of all the God Damn dramas they have on those channels because that's all anyone freaking has anymore instead of reserving one damn night for comedy.

Earl/Office/Scrubs/30 Rock crossover.

OMG....Earl injures someone in the Office cast so they go to the Scrubs hospital where the Scrubs cast takes care of them and then The Girlie Show does a parody on it all!
that does not compute.

OR they should get rid of all the God Damn dramas they have on those channels because that's all anyone freaking has anymore instead of reserving one damn night for comedy.
:woohoo: I AGREE. dramas aren't too bad but there's like a million of them. :snob:

:woohoo: I AGREE. dramas aren't too bad but there's like a million of them. :snob:
**** Grey's Anatomy.

**** Grey's Anatomy.
i didn't say anything about grey's anatomy. :(

i didn't say anything about grey's anatomy. :(
I know, I just threw out a random drama to ****.

omg new BloodNinja :rotflmao:

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

I know, I just threw out a random drama to ****.
k!!1

omg new BloodNinja :rotflmao:
wtf is that? :rofl:

Earl/Office/Scrubs/30 Rock crossover.

OMG....Earl injures someone in the Office cast so they go to the Scrubs hospital where the Scrubs cast takes care of them and then The Girlie Show does a parody on it all!
Yes I love it!


Dwight should be the injured person LOL

wtf is that? :rofl:
some guy who messes with cyber-bimbos :lol:

Ashlee you got me in the mood to watch MADtv's Grey's Anatomy parody. *does so*

some guy who messes with cyber-bimbos :lol:
:lol:

Ashlee you got me in the mood to watch MADtv's Grey's Anatomy parody. *does so*
mmkaye

some guy who messes with cyber-bimbos :lol:
just google Bloodninja - there's a bunch of it out there

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I **** now.

cynthia30067 (6 days ago)
That was so disgusting. Mad tv should be ban for that, They took it to far with the man sucking on another mans breast and him enjoying it. fake or real.



banned :lol:

LOL the people on YouTube are all grossed out by the end scene. they're like "OMG MADTV IS A BUNCH OF SICK WEIRDOS".

cynthia30067 (6 days ago)
That was so disgusting. Mad tv should be ban for that, They took it to far with the man sucking on another mans breast and him enjoying it. fake or real.



banned :lol:
poooor cynthia30067 :(

just google Bloodninja - there's a bunch of it out there
:lol:

WHAT IS YOUR SIG ASHLEE

:rofl:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

WHAT IS YOUR SIG ASHLEE
SHAKESPEARE. It's from A Midsummer Night's Dream. It was on one of my english papers yesterday and I liked it.

LOL the people on YouTube are all grossed out by the end scene. they're like "OMG MADTV IS A BUNCH OF SICK WEIRDOS".
LOL WTF?

:rofl:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

oh **** :rofl:

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

oh **** :rofl:

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:rotflmao:

bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

this isn't the whole thing but this part killed me. The girl :rofl:

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ****?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of ****
DirtyKate: ****

this isn't the whole thing but this part killed me. The girl :rofl:

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ****?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of ****
DirtyKate: ****
LOL

i dont really find this stuff funny but ok :/

:wave:

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

OMG :rofl:

:wave:
:wave: HAY. game ended early? :eek:

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i dont really find this stuff funny but ok :/
okay but I have tears in my eyes from the poo nuggets one. :rofl:

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THATS CAUSE YOU GUYS DECIDE TO POST AT 2 AM WHICH WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO UNTIL JUNE. :cuss:

THATS CAUSE YOU GUYS DECIDE TO POST AT 2 AM WHICH WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO UNTIL JUNE. :cuss:
Posting late at night is the best. :mrtarver: *longs for the summer*

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

OMG :rofl:
LOL


Hey Lynn!

.

um yeah. thanks for the hey's.

um yeah. thanks for the hey's.
I was reading. Hey suppppp :wave:

um yeah. thanks for the hey's.
I was doing something. *_* Hey.

lol

LOLZORZ!!!1

Posting late at night is the best. :mrtarver: *longs for the summer*
:( it is, but my dad has a fit if im not in bed past 1:00 AM sharp.

k.

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Hey

Hey
Thank you, jack!

:( it is, but my dad has a fit if im not in bed past 1:00 AM sharp.
Ah :(

Mm.

Thank you, jack!
Lynn and I said hey first :grr:

Lynn and I said hey first :grr:
After you had to be asked. :grr:

Lynn and I said hey first :grr:
We don't care as much as Jack. :o

After you had to be asked. :grr:
but he...did too :grr:

but he...did too :grr:
I never ask Jack to do anything because I don't expect it of him. He did it out of the kindness of his heart. You were posting like maniacs then I get on in the same minute as the last post and 'boom busy'. Coincidence? Or not? :grr:

Thank you, jack!
Youre welcome!

I never ask Jack to do anything because I don't expect it of him. He did it out of the kindness of his heart. You were posting like maniacs then I get on in the same minute as the last post and 'boom busy'. Coincidence? Or not? :grr:
You didn't say ''Hi'' either. You posted a pathetic little period. :-/ For shame!

jackie, is this what you want....?




JACKIE! OMG!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: party: :cheers: :dance: :dance: :clap: :birthday: :banana: :banana: :thumbsup: :turkey: party: party: :bouncers :cheer:

I never ask Jack to do anything because I don't expect it of him. He did it out of the kindness of his heart. You were posting like maniacs then I get on in the same minute as the last post and 'boom busy'. Coincidence? Or not? :grr:
first part of your post: wtf

last part: yes, it was

You didn't say ''Hi'' either. You posted a pathetic little period. :-/ For shame!
That should be enough. :grr:

jackie, is this what you want....?




JACKIE! OMG!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: party: :cheers: :dance: :dance: :clap: :birthday: :banana: :banana: :thumbsup: :turkey: party: party: :bouncers :cheer:
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. But WITHOUT having to be asked.

HELLZ YIA party: :dance: :woohoo: :caveman:

first part of your post: wtf

last part: yes, it was
OOooh I'm feelin' unnappreciateddd

That should be enough. :grr:
Not gonna cut it with me. :o

I never ask Jack to do anything because I don't expect it of him. He did it out of the kindness of his heart. You were posting like maniacs then I get on in the same minute as the last post and 'boom busy'. Coincidence? Or not? :grr:
:D

Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. But WITHOUT having to be asked.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!!!! :(

WHYYY is SO being sucky lately. :grr:

WHYYY is SO being sucky lately. :grr:

jackie, is this what you want....?




JACKIE! OMG!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: party: :cheers: :dance: :dance: :clap: :birthday: :banana: :banana: :thumbsup: :turkey: party: party: :bouncers :cheer:
LOL Joe, you da man with that post,dont know why,but you da man

DOUBLE POST?

WHYYY is SO being sucky lately. :grr:
Why did ya just make that a double post?

WHYYY is SO being sucky lately. :grr:
I knowwww :mrtarver:

Why did ya just make that a double post?
Because I damn well FELT LIKE IT.

kk

dreaming of you by Selena is a good song

I knowwww :mrtarver:
It's starting to enrage me. :o

I knowwww :mrtarver:
Yeah

dreaming of you by Selena is a good song
OMG I LOVE THAT SONG

dreaming of you by Selena is a good song
:nod:

Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. But WITHOUT having to be asked.
:caveman:

Because I damn well FELT LIKE IT.
Because ya damn well felt like it, eh?

Well I damn well feel like postin this
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6757/knockedupsmco0.png

aaaaaaand i'm dreamin' of youuuuuu tonight tillll tomorrowwww when you'll be holding me tight and there's no where else in the world i'd rather bee then here in my rooom dreamin about you and meeeeee

or something like that ^_^

aaaaaaand i'm dreamin' of youuuuuu tonight tillll tomorrowwww when you'll be holding me tight and there's no where else in the world i'd rather bee then here in my rooom dreamin about you and meeeeee

or something like that ^_^

Because I damn well FELT LIKE IT.
Because ya damn well felt like it, eh?

Well I damn well feel like postin this
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6757/knockedupsmco0.png

OMG I LOVE THAT SONG
OMG THERE'S A SONG WE BOTH LIKE!

PHUC

OMG THERE'S A SONG WE BOTH LIKE!
I'm sure there's many more. :)

:caveman:
LOL

aaaaaaand i'm dreamin' of youuuuuu tonight tillll tomorrowwww when you'll be holding me tight and there's no where else in the world i'd rather bee then here in my rooom dreamin about you and meeeeee

or something like that ^_^
:nod:

Everyone's double posting :lol:

Because ya damn well felt like it, eh?

Well I damn well feel like postin this
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6757/knockedupsmco0.png
lol what's that

:nod:

Everyone's double posting :lol:
It's cause SO keeps messing up :lol:

Its the poster for the movie Knocked Up!

I think I could fall in love is a better Selena song.

YOU'RE A REAL TOUGH COOKIE WITH A LONG HISTORY.. WHY DON'T YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT WHY DONT YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT FIIIIIIIIIRE AWAY

Its the poster for the movie Knocked Up!
LOL WHAT IF THIS GUY GOT YOU PREGNANT

everyone double posted :lol:

The game ruled tonight.

I think I could fall in love is a better Selena song.
I think a great love song is BACK AT ONE *shocker of the day*

The game ruled tonight.
whats the game...?

Dis thread be active as hell 2nite, lozl


oh shiz, i have to take my pill!

I think I could fall in love is a better Selena song.
That's good, too :nod:

Dis thread be active as hell 2nite, lozl


not really. :lol:

I think a great love song is BACK AT ONE *shocker of the day*
I AGREE.

LOL WHAT IF THIS GUY GOT YOU PREGNANT
LOL I know the trailer's even funnier,Im more excited for it than Blades of Glory

I think a great love song is BACK AT ONE *shocker of the day*
I think one of the most amazing love song of all time is I can't fight this feeling anymore by REO Speedwagon but I don't know if you've...heard of it :grr:

Dis thread be active as hell 2nite, lozl


oh shiz, i have to take my pill!
WOO

not really. :lol:
Yeah, she must be sewing somethign and that thread is active.

I AGREE.
and.. can you feel the love tonight :o

whats the game...?
My schools basketball team creamed those dirty skanks.

They should NOT be called the knights. They are NOT honorable!!1

I think one of the most amazing love song of all time is I can't fight this feeling anymore by REO Speedwagon but I don't know if you've...heard of it :grr:
Ive heard it, and frankly dont care to again. I dont hate it,but its not my fav

LOL I know the trailer's even funnier,Im more excited for it than Blades of Glory
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, MISTER.

I think one of the most amazing love song of all time is I can't fight this feeling anymore by REO Speedwagon but I don't know if you've...heard of it :grr:
I don't know if I have. I don't remember it by the name.

and.. can you feel the love tonight :o
LOL

and.. can you feel the love tonight :o
that song reminds me of being little :lol:

My schools basketball team creamed those dirty skanks.

They should NOT be called the knights. They are NOT honorable!!1
LOL AWESOME!

I don't know if I have. I don't remember it by the name.
it's old -_- But it's beautiful.

that song reminds me of being little :lol:
Same here. :lol:

LOL
You laugh. But I'm being serious. I really like.. it.

NOW its active!

that song reminds me of being little :lol:
Me too lol

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, MISTER.
Ahem for your viewing pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PVOSmxiGWI

and Im still excited for BOG

I don't know if I have. I don't remember it by the name.
Its not the greatest song

My schools basketball team creamed those dirty skanks.

They should NOT be called the knights. They are NOT honorable!!1
our mascot is the black Knights sawerases

You laugh. But I'm being serious. I really like.. it.
I don't dislike it, it's just cheesy. LOL

our mascot is the black Knights sawerases
Whats yyour rival team? The White Kings?

my school is the raiders cause we're so cool.

I left a comment on Tom's page that says, "I'm not 100% in love with your TONE right now."

I don't dislike it, it's just cheesy. LOL
You only think it's cheesy cause it was on the Lion King. If it was a separate song that was never on the Lion King it might not be considered so cheesy. But I don't care. I love The Lion King too.

my school is the raiders cause we're so cool.
We're the Bearkats. 'Cause we can scratch your FACE.

Whats yyour rival team? The White Kings?
um, I dunno. I think it's Proctor...I don't even know wtf their mascot is. :lol:

I left a comment on Tom's page that says, "I'm not 100% in love with your TONE right now."
OOOOHH!!! A feud Ill actually care about. IS NICE!

You only think it's cheesy cause it was on the Lion King. If it was a separate song that was never on the Lion King it might not be considered so cheesy. But I don't care. I love The Lion King too.
someone saved my life tonight is a good elton john song, too

um, I dunno. I think it's Proctor...I don't even know wtf their mascot is. :lol:
LOL PROCTOR? LIke LANCE KINSEY IN THE POILICE ACADEMY MOVIES?

You only think it's cheesy cause it was on the Lion King. If it was a separate song that was never on the Lion King it might not be considered so cheesy. But I don't care. I love The Lion King too.
Actually, no I don't. I LOVED the Lion King. :rofl:

Myspace is a CURSE.

someone saved my life tonight is a good elton john song, too
Don't think i ever heard it.

Actually, no I don't. I LOVED the Lion King. :rofl:
LOVED? how about LOVE.

Can You Feel the Love Tonight is CLASSIC. The Lion King <3

and keep on lovin you by reo speedwagon is amazing, too :mrtarver:

Myspace is a CURSE.
I wouldnt call it a curse but I do like Facebook better

LOL PROCTOR? LIke LANCE KINSEY IN THE POILICE ACADEMY MOVIES?
sure :grr:

I don't dislike it, it's just cheesy. LOL
cheesiness is good sometimes as long as it's not like...Full House cheesy. that show makes me gag now.

Now walk it outttt...

and keep on lovin you by reo speedwagon is amazing, too :mrtarver:
REO Speedwagon just doesnt do it for me, sorry


The Lion King RULES.

LOVED? how about LOVE.
Haven't seen it in ages. :o But it will always have a very special place in my heart cause I was so obsessed. :p

WHY SHOULD I WORRY.. AH WHY SHOULD I CARRRRE

I wouldnt call it a curse but I do like Facebook better
Facebook is probably ghey too because it's the same idea.

our spanish class is going to NYC and we're gonna see the Lion King on broadway. I still don't know whethr to choose that or Disney World. I'm ****ing torn -_-

cheesiness is good sometimes as long as it's not like...Full House cheesy. that show makes me gag now.
Yeah,I know what ya mean

REO Speedwagon just doesnt do it for me, sorry


The Lion King RULES.
maybe not but those two songs they sing are classics :snob:

our spanish class is going to NYC and we're gonna see the Lion King on broadway. I still don't know whethr to choose that or Disney World. I'm ****ing torn -_-
i'd go to Disney World, but that's only cause i dont live far from NYC whereas Disney World is several states away.

Now walk it outttt...
well your white t to me look like a night gown make ya mama proud take that thing two sizes down then you'll look like the man that you or that you could be

"And Nobody Knows it But Me" by Babyface is a goodn'

our spanish class is going to NYC and we're gonna see the Lion King on broadway. I still don't know whethr to choose that or Disney World. I'm ****ing torn -_-
Disney World LOL

LALA

maybe not but those two songs they sing are classics :snob:
Depends on what you define as classics but ok




Facebook isnt ghey.

Facebook is probably ghey too because it's the same idea.
I like it better because it's basically people from school and it's way safer. I stay away from it when I'm depressed about school though.

I like it better because it's basically people from school and it's way safer.
Yeah,but I like both.

i'd go to Disney World, but that's only cause i dont live far from NYC whereas Disney World is several states away.
blah -_-

I like it better because it's basically people from school and it's way safer.
i don't even know if my school has a facebook and i don't really bother checking because if i got one i would never check it anyway.

Disney World LOL
but all my friends would be going to NYC

blah -_-
well when was the last time you went to Disney?

but all my friends would be going to NYC
Then go to NYC. I'd go where the people I know are going. lol

well when was the last time you went to Disney?
10th

i don't even know if my school has a facebook and i don't really bother checking because if i got one i would never check it anyway.
All schools have it.

Then go to NYC. I'd go where the people I know are going. lol
agh see? It's difficult :lol:

everyone around here just has myspace...

agh see? It's difficult :lol:
Go to NYC. :lol:

I listened to both one after the other and I like dreaming of you better, but they're both good

baby you got a phatty the type i love to marry wanting to just give you everything and it's kinda scarey see i'm luvin' the way you shake your ass!1 I see u windin' and grindin' up on the floooooooo

Go to NYC. :lol:
agh I dunno, I'll keep thinking this weekend

agh I dunno, I'll keep thinking this weekend
well either way, you'll have fun

well either way, you'll have fun
mmhm yeah

mmhm yeah
lol that looks like sex

lol that looks like sex
sex is mmm Yeahh oooh oh god UHHH HARDER BABY HARDER OH GOD YES RIGHT THERE MM KEEP GOIN!

You're a perv. Jesus Christ.

everyone around here just has myspace...
same here :lol:

sex is mmm Yeahh oooh oh god UHHH HARDER BABY HARDER OH GOD YES RIGHT THERE MM KEEP GOIN!

You're a perv. Jesus Christ.
I'M the perv? :rofl:

I'M the perv? :rofl:
Yeah because you started it. :grr: