:rolleyes: i found this on the net and thought i'd add it to my little aray of stuff!!

whats the difference bettween a novel and a book?

how old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

if nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

why is the show called unsolved mysteries if they were solved they wouldn't
be mysteries!! (yep!!)

why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

why are both of spongebobs parents round like sea sponges while
he was square like a kitchen sponge?

why do we sing rock a bye baby to lull our little ones to sleep when
when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind
crash the cradle to the ground?

how can darth vader breathe and talk at the same time?

if barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?

why do the abc song twinkle little star and baa baa black sheep
have the same tune?

if wile coyote had enough money for all that acme crap
why didn't he just buy dinner?

have you ever wondered why trix are only for kids?

if dracula has no reflection how come he always had such
a straight parting in his hair?

does the president have to pay taxes?

how fast do hotcakes sell?



why is the blackboard green?

if practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect then why
practice?

do sore thumbs really stick out?

does a postman deliver his own mail?

if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why is there a song
about him?