WHAT IS IT?

Nancy: Cassie you know I don't allow person phone calls during business hours.

Cassie: That's because you don't get any.
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Jan: Nancy, do the words "bad taste" mean anything to you?

Nancy: Yes. But no time to talk about your wardrobe.
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Nancy: Ginger, you're into fashion. How does this dress look?

Ginger: Like you shot your drapes.

[This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 05-21-2001).]

Guy at race track (making small talk): "Who do you like?"

Maggie: (huffs) Not you!