this is some really funny stuff!!

outside a muffler shop
no appointment necessary we hear you coming!

sign in George's serivice station
Glen Ellen, CA
if your car sounds like
"ping-click-ping"-$10.00
"click-whine-click"-$25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk"-$50.00
"thud-clunk-thud"-$100.00
"clang-thudc-clang"-$300.00
"can't describe it"-$500.00

at a towing company
we don't want an arm and a leg we want you tows!

at an auto body shop
may we have the next dents?!

at an auto repair service station
free pick-up and delivery
try us once,you'll never go anywhere again!

at a tire shop in Milwaukee
invite us to your next blowout!

sign at a Chicago radiator shop
best place in town to take a leak!

on a church door
this is the gate of Heaven
enter ye all by this door
(this door is kept locked because of the
draft please use side entrance!)

ladies don't forget the rummage sale. it's a chance to get rid of
some old stuff you don't need anymore! ....don't forget your husbands!

there will be choir tryouts they need all the help they can get!

barbara remains in the hospital and still needs some blood donors or more
transfusions she is also having trouble sleeping and needs tapes of pator
jacks sermons (hey!)

in a veterinarians waiting room
be back in 5 min. sit! stay!

on a maternity room door
push push push!

in a podiatrist's office
time wounds all heels

in a laundromat
automatic washing machines
please remove all your clothes with the light goes out!

in a restroom
toilet out of order
please use floor below
(ewwww gross!)

in a health food shop window
closed due to illness
(well yeah i mean come on health food!!)