i found this on the net and thought it was really funny!

patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year
(well yeah!)

the patient has been depressed since she began seening me
(awwww i'm sure your not that bad!)

discharge status- alive but without my permission
(well how dare they!)

the patient refused autopsy
(well yeah duh!)

patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch
(mmmmm sounds good!)

she is numb from her toes down
(cool you mean theres more to her!)

the skin was moist and dry
(gee make up your mind!)

the patient was to have a bowel resection however,he took a job as a stock
broker instead
(ohhhh ok!)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I really wouldn't want to be going to those doctors! :eek: