I know we have done this here before but I wanted to do it again. what you do is ask a question related to the tv show "Roseanne" and the next person answers with a wrong answer. It is made to be funny. let me start.


What was roseanne's first job on the series?

answer- she was a plumber

what was the name of dans bike shop?

:crazy:

skin tight dan's

How did Jackie get injured while she was a cop?

She crashed her cop car into a semi truck carrying a shipment of Loose Meat and Plastic

What does D.J. stand for?

DJ = dan john

The 2nd becky actor was?

Donald Trump

Who did Becky elope with?

david

what department store did roseanne work as a waitress?

Big and Tall's

What is Roseanne's mother's name?

Macys

How many kids did Roseanne have with Dan?

2, Becky was with some blonde guy that Roseanne killed.

Who came out of the closet at Thanksgiving?

dan conner

what was jackies son called??

B.J. (for Bastard Junior)

Why was Darlene so dark and moody?

Cause she was named prom queen

NQ: What did Dan die from?

Exhaustion. After sex.

What happened to the boat that Dan was going to build?

The garage roof caved in on it.

Why did Becky run off with Mark?

Because David was too young.

Which famous actress played Roseanne's grandmother?

Betty White

Why did Dan go to California?

To buy illegal drugs
What did roseannes dad die of?

Injuries from falling off a scooter.

What religion were the Conners?

buddhism
what was the conners address??

5270 mockingbird lane

Who played Dan's mother in a season 9 episode?

Bea Arthur

What was Darlene's daughters name?

sara

what did booker dress up as to suprise jacky in the halloween special?:wave:

A penguin

Why did Jackie and Fred get divorced?

Fred fell in love with his sister

What was the name of the loose meat restaurant that Roseanne and Jackie owned?

Chuckie Cheese

How much money did the Connor's win from the lottery?

50CENT
how did crystals first husband die?

He married Crystal.

Why were there 2 different Becky's?

shark attack

What was Jackie's son's name?

Bubba

What actress played Nana Mary?

Sofia Loren

Who played Dan's father?

Elton john

Who was going to sue jacky,and why?

Michael Jackson cause she didn't want to come to Neverland with him.

Who did Dan cheat on Roseanne with?

Christina Applegate

Why did Dan beat up Fisher?

Because he stole his loose meat sandwhHow
How many children did crystal have?

none, she hated children, she preferred the company of cats

How did Roseanne's dad die?

Drove his car off a cliff to get away from Bev.

Why did Bev decide to come outta the closet?

she wanted to be popular with the family

Why did Becky and Mark elope?

They eloped,to join the circus.

Who was dans dream women?

Florence Henderson

How did Crystal's husband die?

Getting hit on the head with a giant cheeseball.

What is Darlenes Daughter named?

Peggy Sue

Where did Darlene get pregnant?

At staffordshire stoke on trent.
How many Halloween episodes were there?

every episode was a halloween episode. they all worshipped the devil.

What was the name of the art school that darlene attends?

The Crayola Crayon Art School

Why did Darlene move to the basement?

Because she couldnt be bothered to walk upstairs anymore.

What was the purfume roseanne liked.

:lol: :wave:

Motor Oil scented perfume

Where did Roseanne take Darlene's Home Ec class?

Too the Lobo lounge
Why didnt dan get on with his father?

His Dad once dated Roseanne

Why did Roseanne quit her job at the barber shop?

The job was too rough on her

What amusement park did David work at?

Dollywood

What tv commerical were the connors in?

McDonalds Commercial

Why did Roseanne get fired from Chicken Divan?

she added her own ingredient, her spit

What kind of shop did Dan own?

Adult Store

Where did Becky work as a teenager?

Macdonalds

What was Dans favorite food?

Porkchops and applesauce

Why did Roseanne's Dad leave Bev?

He finally found her voice annoying and couldn't take it anymore.

What kind of restaurant do Jackie and Roseanne own?

A fancy 4 Star Restaurant

Where did Roseanne get the money for the diner?

She robbed chicken divine

why did jackie stop being a cop?

She was not allowed to take off her cop uniform.

What did Darlene go to college for?

To become a mechanic

Why did dan want a family photo taken?

so he could enter the most white trash family contest

Who was Arnie married to?

Crystal

What was Dan's occupation?

Porn star

What was roseannes favorite holiday?



:wave: :wave: :wave: :D

president's day

Why was DJ in the bathroom all the time?

He liked washing his hands a lot.

What type of surgery did Roseanne have?

sex change operation


Who did becky elope with?

Elvis

Where did roseanne's father's other women live?

Paris

What were the names of Chip's parents?

Dale and Gidget

Why did Jackie and Fred divorce?

Because he looked too much like Homer Simpson!

What were the names of the two actresses who played Becky during the show's run?

Raven-Symone and the admin of myspace.

Who is Roseanne?

An Alien from outer space.

Who are roseanne fans?

Couch Potatoes

Who was Roseanne rear ended by?

Jacky Chan

whos the vegitarian in the conner home?

Dan

Who was Dan's Ex girfriend after him and Roseanne broke up?

angela lansbury

Why did roseanne and jacky hate their dad?

Cause he was so nice to them

What was the fast food restaurant called Roseanne worked at?

The 3 non stooges

What did dan die from?

Car accident

What type of hospital was Dan's mom in?

An Animal hospital

What was the name of the hairdressers that rosey worked with after quitting wellmans?

;)

Sophia Petrillo
Dorothy Zbornak
Blanche Devereaux
Rose Nylund


What type of surgery did Roseanne have?

Brain surgery

Why didnt Dj want to kiss a girl at a school play?

Because she slipped him the tongue.

Why did Mark come down see Darlene in the basement in "Rear Window?"

He didn't really come to see Darlene-- he had been canning fruit in the kitchen and was just bringing down a stash of peaches (plus, the Wizard of Oz was playing on the TV and the tornato and the flying monkeys scared him).

What was the name of the new eatery across the street from the Lunch Box?

The Punch Fox

What street did roseanne live on?

Ceiling, as opposed to "Wall"-- Get it? GROOOOAN! :crazy:

What were in those two shoe boxes under DJ's bed?

boxes full of roses

Who did Rosanne sell the restaurant to?

Schneider

What was in the baggie Jackie was holding when she was sitting in Roseanne's bathtub?

Cotton Candy

How many children does roseanne have?

8

What city and state do the Connor's reside in?

City: Imina State: Confusion. Imina (a state of) Confusion :crazy: .

How did Roseanne get her tooth knocked out?

From opening a beer bottle

Why did dan get drunk and hassel crystal at her home?

The F-Troop Marathon had been cancelled.

Jackie was going to hand out carrot sticks for Halloween. What was Roseanne handing out?

She was handing out love!!

What meat did Roseanne use for the loose meat sandwich?

no meat! darlene made her use tofu!!

how did the coners win a lot of money?

insurance fraud

What was Meg wellmans dog's name?

TomKat

What happened to the Polaroids of Nancy?

dan took them and had them published in playboy.

what did Bev buy DJ for his birthday in 1992?

cardboard boxes


Why did Dan kick David out of the house?

Because he wouldnt fetch dan a beer!!

Who were Roseannes best friends?

bree vandekamp, gabby solis, lynette scavo, susan meyer,edie britt,

Why did Roseanne get in a fight with crystal in the 4th season episode Bingo?

Because she didnt bring the right colored markers.

Why did darlene quit her paper route?

becky wanted the route.

What did Roseanne keep on the back of her couch?

What did Roseanne keep on the back of her couch?
A rug she made from Tom Arnold's skin after the divorce

How many actresses played Becky during the run of the show? ( And name them )

LMAO!!!

5- John Goodman, Sal Barone, Tom Arnold, George Clooney, and Martin Mull

How did Roseanne's hair look in Season 9?

How did Roseanne's hair look in Season 9?
Like rayon, she'd had so much cosmetic surgery by then, even her hair had turned plastic

Why did Jackie have so much trouble with men?

bcuz she didn't enjoy sex.


What suprising news did Roseanne reveal in the 7th season opener?

That her sex-change operation was successful, and that she was now a woman.

Did Dan and Jackie ever have an affair?

No jacky fell in love with leon

Who was Arnie???

The Govenor of California

Why did Becky suddenly look completely different?

She went on celebrity makeover

What sport did dan play?

Girls field hockey, in one of those cute little skirts

Roseanne became infamous for grabbing what during a baseball game?

Grabbing a cheerleader and throwing her against a wall!!! lol

What ghosts visted Roseanne in halloween IV.

Grabbing a cheerleader and throwing her against a wall!!! lol. :rofl:
What ghosts visted Roseanne in halloween IV.

Casper, Spooky And the Ghostly Trio


What would you say was Darlene's strongest character trait?

Applying makeup correctly

What are roseannes strongest character traits? :)

Roseanne likes to feel dominated and controlled by men. :lol:

Why did Jackie and Roseanne hire Stacy to be their busboy at their diner The Lunch Box?

He was willing to work for any crumbs that fell on the floor.

What famous sports figure did John Goodman play in a movie?

He played Micheal jordon in spacejam!!!

Who did Sara gilbert recently have a baby with??

Bart Simpson.

What did Al Harris really die of?

Roseanne blew him away!!! lol

Who was darlenes new b-f in chicago?

Joey Buttaffuco

What was the sexual preference of the character played by Martin Mull?

Joey Buttaffuco

What was the sexual preference of the character played by Martin Mull?

He was a bi-sexual cheerleader!!

Why did jacky become a trucker?

She loved to eat at those road-side diners

Who is Sara Gilberts famous sister?

Paris hilton

Who is john goodman married to.

Johanne Goodwoman

What did Roseanne legally change her name to after divorcing Tom Arnold?

Dee Vorst

Alcohol isn't Bev's only "claimed" addiction-- what is her other habitual habit?

Playing "Whack-a-mole"

What did the initials DJ stand for?

Playing "Whack-a-mole"

What did the initials DJ stand for?

LOL!!! whack a mole!!!!

Darlene juniour

Who started the sitcom roseanne?

Who started the sitcom roseanne?
Norman Lear created/developed/produced the sitcom Roseanne.

Which TV sitcom moms made a guest appearance on Roseanne near the end of the show? They all hung around in Roseanne's kitchen talking about money, sex, manners, wifely responsibilities, etc.

John Travolta as Mrs Cleaver, Tom Hanks as Lucy Ricardo and of course, Larry the Wonder Horse as Wilma Flintstone

Did the Conners ever do a "sports episode"; and in WHAT sport?

Yes, it was a donut training episode

What was the name of Becky's first boyfriend?

"Spot" ( here boy, here Spot!)

What did this show have in common with Married With Children?

Like Married With Children, Roseanne's husband Dan was a shoe salesman just like Al Bundy.

What tragic event took place at Darlene and David's outdoor wedding?

They announced that the show would go on for another season

Which Police dept did Jackie work for?

Jackie was a police officer in Cook County, Illinois.

Why did Roseanne despise her neighbor Kathy Boman so much?

She had Dans face tattooed on her @$$

Which cartoon character did John Goodman portray in a live action movie?

John Goodman portrayed the role of "Casper the Ghost" in a movie.

Who did Jackie sleep with that ended up marrying one of her closest friends?

The producer.....to get the role of Jackie, in the first place

Why was DJ so damn unpopular?

He smelled like corndogs and spent socks.

Why did the Conners' neighbor, Freddy. move away?

He got tired of seeing Roseanne walk outside in her bathrobe.

what were the names of Becky's hamsters in season 1?

Carsey and Werner

The aliens returned. This time, they wanted to take Nancy on a little trip. Why?

The aliens wanted Nancy so they could create a life like Nancy voo-doo doll.

How come Jackie's husband Fred didn't want D.J. coming to their house so much?

He was hoping Becky would come over instead

What special Dish of Dans did Jackie insult, causing Dan to lose it?

Jackie made fun of Dan because he liked to put mayonnaise on his frankfuters.

In the early years, why did Jackie have to take care of the entire Connor family (except for Roseanne) for a few days?

She felt guilty about handing Rosey a speeding ticket, which upset Roseanne so much that she wound up in the Hospital

Who came home with a new husband, much to everyones surprise?

Everyone was surprised when Bev (Roseanne's mother) married Leon! :lol:

What are the true and complete reasons why Bev had to stay at Roseanne's house after she injured herself in the bathroom at her retirement complex?

you forgot a question so here it is......


what was Darlene's poem about that she had to read in front of the school?

Sex,drugs and rock n roll!!!

Where did becky get a job at after she got married to mark?

She was a shoe shiner at Arnie's Bowling Alley ( Before she was promoted to "Gutter girl" )

What did Dan do for a living?

Stand up comedy at the lobo!

What did dj do for a living?

Female impersonator, specialising in pre-teen starlets

Why did Rosey seem to get fired from so many jobs?

She was sleeping with the boss's

Where did david get a job at in season 8??

(I'm going to try this again, I messed up last time. newbies!! :rolleyes: lol

Question:
Where did David get a job in season 8?

Security guard at The Mall

Next question:

What job did Roseanne work at from home?

She was a from home call girl!

What was the thing that becky was embrassed about in the episode inherit the wind?

Becky was all embarrased because she let out a big burp in front of the whole eighth grade while she was giving her student counsil speech in the school auditiorium.

What family member of Roseanne and Dan's did Crystal end up marrying and had babies with?

Billy the wonder poodle

Why is Dan wearing a bandana on the boxset pic for season 2?

To keep his forehead fastened.

What other modeling did Nana Mary do besides for Picasso?

The original Polaroid camera was made in her image

Why couldnt Jackie ever have a stable relationship?

The reason why was because shes a secret drunk that hid it well.

Why did dan get arrested?

He was impersonating Fred Flintstone.......walking around in public without any pants

who did Dan cheat on Rosie with, in high school?

One of the dinner ladies!

Who was nancys lesbian partner?

Ted Nugent.

What after school job did Darlene get when delivering newspapers didn't work out for her?

She dressed up in a clown suit at Chuckie Cheese and squited seltzer at bratty children.

Which of Roseanne's kids ran away from home?

Dj he was fed up of meatloaf and loosemeat!

Why did roseanne/jacky break into the dinner across from the lunchbox?

Stripper

What was David's real name?

Leon, He had to keep it secret from Roseanne

When Jackie was a trucker what did she haul on the side to get extra cash ??

Becky was all embarrased because she let out a big burp in front of the whole eighth grade while she was giving her student counsil speech in the school auditiorium.

What family member of Roseanne and Dan's did Crystal end up marrying and had babies with?
that was a real Episode.
you had to give the Wrong Answer Not The Right.

Leon, He had to keep it secret from Roseanne

When Jackie was a trucker what did she haul on the side to get extra cash ??

She drove taxi cabs.

What did roseanne dress up as in halloween IV?

The neighbours.

Who are the members of Roseanne's family?

The Munsters!

What was beckys first job?

A Pre-school teacher.

What food did Becky and Darlene make for Dan in the episode communicable theater?

Chicken ceasar salad

Where did jacky live?

She had room 3 at the Bates Motel, she had a crush on Norman. What famous man was Roseanne's first crush?

Bob Hope

Where did Darlene and David get married?

The Landford bowling alley for sentimental reasons, his after shave smelled just like bowling shoes. Roseanne had a child before Becky that was kept hidden in the attic, who was it?

It was Baby Sinclair (from the dinosaurs)

Why did Jackie become a trucker?

She took that job out of desperation after the Sumo Wrestlers refused to give her a job, she just could not keep that diaper on. When Dan found out Darlene and her boyfriend had done the nasty in the basement, what did he do?

Threw a huge party!

In the episode the slice of life, what did darlene get taken in hospital for?

Her water just broke and she didn't even know she was pregnant and it was Arnie's baby! When Rosie won the lottery, what was the first thing she did?

Went the toilet.
Why did Roseanne dislike Arnie?

Because he had a much higher IQ than her. Rosie's mom had a affair that shocked everybody, who was it with?

Johnny Depp

What was Dan's favourite drink?

What was Dan's favourite drink?

Toilet Water.

Who did "MEG" have an affair with?

Roseanne

Who was the person Darlene was seeing behind David'd back?

Who was the person Darlene was seeing behind David'd back?


JAQUES. Meg's dog. *LOL*


What happened when the family went to Disney?

They put ice in their drinks that was being kept to freeze Disney's brain, so now he's gone forever. Where did Jacques bite Roseanne one time?

On her big toe!

Why didn't Roseanne want Jackie to become a cop?

Because that would mean she'd no longer be able to keep DOUGHNUTS in her house. What was Roseanne's mom's biggest secret?:confused:

What was Roseanne's mom's biggest secret?:confused:

That she was a man trapped in a woman's body.

Who's car did DJ steal?

OJ's, while he was in town raping and pillaging and taking back some of his sports memorabelia that Dan had bought from him a few years earlier. How old were Dan and Roseanne when they first had sex?:confused:

They never had sex, the children were adopted.

Why could'nt Darlene sleep in the episode A Nightmare On Oak Street?

Because she knew Arnie sleepwalked and he was staying over for the night. What did Dan win at the last poker game he played with the guys?

A Cigar

Why did Arnie finish his relationship with Nancy?

Why did Arnie finish his relationship with Nancy?

Because he realized he had the hots for Becky.

How did the door to door salesman die in the Connor's Kitchen?

He ate some of Dan's CHILI and it was so hot he spontaneously COMBUSTED! What was DJ's next school project?

To learn how to read

Why didnt Dan get along with his father?

Because he married Crystal and Dan had the hots for her for years. What did Roseanne's dad do to her mom to make her the pain in the rear she is today?

Sing to her for hours and hours a time.

What car did Mark drive?

A Stutz Bearcat he had bought from Fred Mertz's grandson. What form of birth control did Becky use with mark?

What form of birth control did Becky use with mark?

She drank a couple bottles of formaldahide. (sic)

Why did Darlene have her wedding in the forest?

Because she loved camping as a child.

Why did Darlene quit playing Basketball?

Because she'd have to jump on the shoulders of other kids to make a basket. When Becky was conceived it was because Dan and Roseanne had . . .

Artificial insemination

Where did the Conners live?

On top of a hill

Why was Darlene so sarcastic?

Lack of hormones. She had a hysterectomy at a young age. :lol:

What famous movie character was Becky compared to by Roseanne when Dan suggested leaving "Becky in charge"?

Mr. Bean

What was the conner's address?

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC

Did the 2 Beckys ever meet?

In Mark's "dream"...;) :grineyes:

Mark started out a thuggish-type of character. How did he end up as the show progressed?

By the end he was known as Maruko , having had an operation, that turned him into a Japanese Geisha Girl

How would you describe Dan, physically?

Fit!

How would you describe Roseanne, physically?

A shoe-in for a Gilligan understudy.


Why did so many of the women of the show become gay at the show's end ?

Because they thought that all men were like Arnie :lol:

Why did Darlene quit playing Basketball?

Because she became very upset over the allegations of steroid use in the NBA.

Instead of buying the more expensive ground beef, how did Becky & Mark save money ?

They didn't Shower or Bathe :lol:

Why did Roseanne love Halloween so much?

I'm not sure!

Didn't it have something to do with other TV shows doing other holidays and Roseanne wanted to do something different?

They loved Halloween so much, because afterwards they could go for weeks without buying candy.



What 3-headed mask did Dan wear one Halloween ?

It was a mask of all his children :lol:

How would you describe Mark?

He was a bit like Russell Brand

Who did Darlene marry?

Ellen! Why not, most of the other ladies on the show became gay at the end !


For what celebrity was Darlene supposed to prepare a loose meat sandwich ?

Elvis

Where did Roseanne live?

London


What did roseanne's dad die of?

Heart Ache

Where was Darlene born?

Shea Stadium during a Mets game

Did they stop the game

Nope they carried on as normal :lol:

Did the Mets win?

Yes

What was Becky's full name?

Becky "stuck up bitch" Connor Healy

How much did Jerry weigh at the time of birth?

2 stone

Why did Dan Roseanne and Jackie get stoned?

Because after Becky got drunk, they copped a "if the kids can do it we can too" attitude.


How did Dan & Roseanne get the money for the bike shop ?

From money they found down the sofa!!

Who did Bev have a lesbian relationship with?

mrs. wellman


in the first episode, why was darlene in trouble with her teacher?

Because Darlene kept answering every single question correct and not giving anyone else a chance.

Why did Roseanne quit Wellmans?

Because the salary put the family in too high of a tax bracket.


Why didn't Dan appreciate the carbeurator adjustment, that Mark made on his motorcycle ?

Because no-one but Dan and Roseane could touch his bike!

Why was Halloween the Conners favorite holiday??

Because it was an excuse for Rosaeanne to shove more candy down her esophagus.



How much money was revealed to be in Becky's college fund ?

1 dollar!

What item did Crystal want to buy from Dans bikeshop at the closing down sale?

A Schwinn 10-speed with one of those bells that you ring with your thumb.



What kind of job did Rosaeanne get at the beauty parlor ?

A manicurist

Which two actresses played Becky on the show?

Molly Ringwald and Dana Plato.


What did Mark do to get himself into trouble at the bar ?

He took part dancing on the bar to the YMCA, naked! :lol:

What didnt Dan like in his butter??

Parkaaaaaaaaayyyyy!


What appliance did Jackie often use by the Conners ?

Dan's Electric Nose Hair Trimmer, less painfull than plucking!! :lol: :lol:

What was Dan's favorite sport?

Soccer

What Color Was Roseanne's Phone In The Kitchen?

Blood red

Why did Roseanne want a forth child?

So She Could Sell It!

What Was The Name Of DJ's Girlfriend In The Last Season?

Eleanor Rigby!

Why did Bev slip in the shower??

Roseanne pushed her.

What did D.J do most of the day when he was skipping school?

Hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart

Who dared him to hang out at the Kwik-E-Mart?

His gang member friends.

Why was Becky embarrassed about a speech she made in school?

Becuase she farted on stage

Who was Becky's first boyfriend?