I got this in an email today, had to post it here


After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the Year 2007!


It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!


My Wish for You in 2007...

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $200 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your
lips!

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!



In simple words - May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!



Wishing you only the good stuff.....



Happy New Year!